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Chapter One: Akumatization

Lily: Mommy is akumatized!

Lily: Daddy is akumatized too!

Lily: (Cries)

Marinette: Lily What are you doing?

Lily: Mum, Dad, Thank you for Raising me, I Wish was never Born!

Lily: I Love you Mum & Dad!

Lily: Sorry I Couldn't keep your Promise, Mum.

Lily: If Brazhnik & Laila Rossi did win, then, I Should die, Villains defeated superheroes, Goodbye World!

Marinette: Lily please don't jump from rooftop?

Chloe: Ridiculous, Utterly Ridiculous!

Marinette: Lily Don't do this?

Flora: Mummy are you crazy?

Flora: Why did you done this with Lily?

Laila Rossi: Flora, Dear, I Did that to Get Rid of Daughter Marinette & Espiko.

Flora: I'll go back home, you're the worst mom!

Marinette: Lily Wake up!

Doctor Allison: Sorry for your loss Mr. & Mrs Dupain-Cheng the Chameleon, we Couldn't Save your daughter.

Espio: It's Brazhnik's & Laila's fault! They Murdered our Dear Daughter!

Marinette: Lily got Nightmare Had, That we were akumatized!

Flora: Tomorrow is Lily's Funeral!

Andre: Ladies & Gentlemen, We Gathered here to Say Goodbye to our The most lovelliest Person, that we loved her, Lily was the most Lovelliest Character.

Marinette: Goodbye Lily, We were the most Best Parents, We Raised you, we've gave you love & Care, We love you dear!

Espio: We'll miss you so much dearie!

Hugo: Goodbye Lily, You were the most Talented girl I've known!

Marinette: Lily Wake up!

Marinette: It's time to go to Park, Get ready Sweetie!

Lily: What Happened?

Marinette: Oh Lily, Finally you woke up.

Lily: M-mom, D-dad, I Don't wanna Lose you again!

Marinette: Uhh, What do you mean, Lily?

Lily: Mum, It's just a Bad Dream, I Had, That you Akumatized Because of me, I Didn't wanted to Reveal your Identity,  you  Hiding under mask Lady Bug?

Lily: & All Paris is all in Villains's Hands!

Lily: Flora Screamed at her own mother!

Flora: Lily you woke up.

Laila Rossi: Flora!

Flora: What do you Want Mom?

Laila Rossi: I Came to say sorry to you that I've Done with your Cousin!

Lyla Rossi: Flora, I'm sorry I Was Bad Mother, I Didn't Listened to your Advice!

Flora: Hmph, Why Do I Should to Forgive you?

Flora: It's all your fault mom, I'll stay with My Cousin!

Lyla Rossi: Flora, It's Brazhnik's fault, He wanna to kill Lily!

Flora: I Don't Believe you Mum.

Lyla Rossi: Flora please be back, I Promise to be Good Mother?

Flora: You Know What, Mom?

Flora: Of course  I Forgive you mum for all your Mistakes, Let's make a Deal. Flora: Mom Don't Lie to Someone that Aunt Marinette Kicked you again?

Flora: Deal?

Lyla Rossi: Deal.

Flora: Mr. Damocles, My Mom & I Made a Deal!

Mr. Damocles: What a Deal?

Flora: I Told to my mom that she'll never Frame My Aunty Marinette again that She hurt my mom & She'll never take away My Aunty Emily's favorite toy!

Flora: I Know that, My mother would be kindest Mommy in the World!

Lyla Rossi: Oh Flora, I Promised to you that I Will change & I'll be Good Mother, By the way Flora, I am Pregnant, You'll soon have a Little Brother or sister!

Flora: Mum, I'll be a Big sister!

Flora: Oh mum, you're the best!

Lyla Rossi: I Love that you sleeping so cute, my dear flora!

Lyla Rossi: Flora sleeping cute!

Lyla Rossi: I'll not Disturb her sleep!

Lyla Rossi: I'll help any Babies who needs my Help to find their Family!

Mrs Bustier: Lyla Why are you Changed & stopped to Lying?

Lyla Rossi: I'll tell you truth, Mrs Bustier. Lyla Rossi: Lily My BFF's daughter had a Nightmare, Now I'm Doing this sake my own Daughter, Flora Rossi the Yezhikha!

Lyla Rossi: I Faked that I Has a Hurt ear!

Lyla Rossi: I Lied  that I Friends with Lady Bug!

Lyla Rossi: I Stole Emily's favorite toy!

Lyla Rossi: I Stole Marinette's Friends!

Lyla Rossi: I Pretended that Marinette Punched me!

Lyla Rossi: Marinette is Kind student!

Lyla Rossi: I All Lied at the Beginning!

Lyla Rossi: But Flora Opened up my eyes, I am not Superhero, I'm Liar!

Lyla Rossi: I'm sorry everyone especially you Marinette, I'm Sorry!

Lyla Rossi: Maitre the Baby lost his Family!

Lyla Rossi: I Decided to wait when His Big sister will come & Find her Baby Brother.

Lyla Rossi: His Big Sister was founded alive!

Lyla Rossi: Then Kay the Baby, he Lost his Big sister named Amy!

Lyla Rossi: August wanna a Lollipop, I Gave Flora's Lollipop to August.

Mrs Bustier: Great Job Lyla, Flora opened up your eyes?

Lyla Rossi: Yea.

Flora: Mom, you did great job!

Lyla Rossi: Thank you Flora, I Can always rely on you!

Flora: Mum, You're the Pregnant, I Can help you to Downstairs, As Older Daughter, I Must to Help to my best Mommy to get down!

Lyla Rossi: Thank you Flora, you alway there for me!

Flora: I'm your Daughter after all, you can Practicing on me, to dress me at Diaper!

Lyla Rossi: Oh my god, It's a Baby Smesharik, He's so small!

Lyla Rossi: He lost his Babysitter!

Lyla Rossi: Shh, It's okay, I'll won't hurt pain you!

Lyla Rossi: I Just wanna help you to search your Babysitter, sweet Baby!

Lyla Rossi: I am Lyla Rossi, & this is my Daughter, Flora Rossi!

Master Fu: This girl very Brave! I Knew she do this for me!

Chapter Two: Lyla's Daughter

Master Fu: She Deserves Miraculous!

Scrooge: Lyla, Flora!

Flora:Dad, you working with Brazhnik?

Scrooge: I'm sorry sweetie flora!

Flora: I Forgive you daddy!

Luka: Laura, Sweetie, I'll play to you at the guitar, & you will feel just like you home!

Kagami: Lyla Rossi, do you want to take my Adrien?

Lyla Rossi: No, Now Adrien is yours, Kagami!

Chloe: For Chloe A.K.A Queen Bee from Lyla Rossi!

Chloe: Thank you Lyla.

Emily: huh?

Lyla Rossi: I'm sorry Emily, I Took away your favorite Toy, Now, This Toy Belongs to you!

Emily: Lyla, I Already Forgave you!

Lyla Rossi: You & Sonic made for each other, Emily!

Emily: Thank you Lyla, This is for you!

Lyla Rossi: A Baby Clothes, Emily how did you know that I am Pregnant?

Lyla Rossi: I'll never go closer to Adrien, Kagami!

Kagami: I Already forgave you!

Flora: See, Mom, I Told you that you would change into Truthful Mother!

Lyla Rossi: I'll no longer Lie anymore!

Lyla Rossi: From Now on, I'll be Lyla Rossi A.K.A truthful!

Lyla Rossi: I'll stay away from Adrien, Kagami!

Kagami: I Can Trust you!

Flora: Mr. Mayor, My mom wanna to say Sorry to you, She'll never Lie Again!

Lyla Rossi: Mr. Mayor, I'm Sorry, It's all my fault, I Teamed up with Brazhnik, Now, Flora Forgave me, She gave me Second chance to fix my Mistakes!

Lyla Rossi: I'll go back to Italy!

Andre: Lyla Wait?

Lyla Rossi: What Now?

Andre: I Accept your Apologize, I Giving you second chance!

Lyla Rossi: Flora, I Don't need this Necklace, Because, this is yours Now!

Marinette: Lyla Wants Hugs of her own Daughter!

Lyla Rossi: Do you wanna go to Park & eat ice cream?

Flora: Yes, I'll spend time with Mommy!

Lyla Rossi: (Laughs) What a Funny Daughter I've got!

Flora: (Fell down on mother)

Flora: I'm sorry mother!

Lyla Rossi: It's okay Flora, I'm perfectly fine!

Lyla Rossi: I'm not Offended!

Lyla Rossi: Flora Get Ready, we are going to the London!

Flora: I Coming, Mom!

Lyla Rossi: Here we came, Train Station!

Scrooge: Lyla are you sure that you with Flora have to go London?

Lyla Rossi: Scrooge, Don't panic, We'll be Fine!

Scrooge: Take care of yourself & Take care of Flora, Lyla?

Savanna: huh?

Savanna: is that Lyla, What is she up to?

Flora: (yawns)

Lyla Rossi: Flora you looks so Tired, dear?

Flora: Mom, Can I Sleep on your knee?

Lyla Rossi: Sure thing Flora, lay your head on my knee!

Flora: I Did Could change you, now you stopped to lie, Mommy!

Lyla Rossi: I Don't like Lying, I Like Being nearby with my dear Baby girl!

Lyla Rossi: Close your eyes, Flora, I'll sing to you lullaby, Ballad of Ahtohallan!

Lyla Rossi: When I was little... my mother would sing a song about special river, called Ahtohallan... that was said to hold all the answers about the past, about what we are apart of.

Flora: Wow.

Flora: Will you sing it for me? Please?

Lyla Rossi: Okay, cuddle close. Scootch in.

All is Found

[Lyla Rossi]

Where the north wind meets the sea

There's a river full of memory

Sleep, my darling, safe and sound!

For in this river all is found

In her waters, deep and true

Lie the answers and a path for you

Dive down deep into her sound

But not too far, or you'll be drowned

Yes, she will sing to those who hear

And in her song all magic flows

But can you brave what you most fear?

Can you face what the river knows?

Where the north wind meets the sea

There's a mother full of memory

Come, my darling, homeward bound!

When all is lost, then all is found

End of All is Found

Lyla Rossi: Sleep tight, my darling!

Savanna: Hmm, Why is she Changed, Why is she Got Married, Why is she'd have a that Baby girl & Why is she Loving her own Child?

Lyla Rossi: Here you go, Pillow for your head, sweetie!

Lyla Rossi: I'll cover on you Blanket!

Lyla Rossi: I'll kiss in your forehead!

Lyla Rossi: Let the sweet dream will fly to you!

Lyla Rossi: Fairy of fairytale, Will come to you in dream!

Savanna: Lyla Why are you talking with that Strange Child?

Lyla Rossi: Savanna, I'm sorry, I Should have to listen Flora's Advice!

Lyla Rossi: Savanna, This is my Child, Her name is Flora Rossi!

Savanna: Look sis, I Forgive you, I've missed you so much!

Lyla Rossi: I Got married Scrooge, He Changed too, Now We Both became more nicely!

Savanna: What's name of your Child, Lyla?

Lyla Rossi: Her name is Flora.

Savanna: I Don't wanna Bother Flora's sleep, I'll go search for my True Love!

Savanna: Sorry for I Fell down on you.

Max: It's okay, I'm Max Kante, What's your name?

Savanna: My name is Savanna Rossi.

Lyla Rossi: I'll go Change her!

Savanna: My Little sister Changed, Now, She Gave up from Brazhnik!

Lyla Rossi: My Baby girl!

Baby Flora: (cries)

Lyla Rossi: What's wrong my little angel?

Lyla Rossi: Flora did you peed on your Diaper?

Lyla Rossi: Shhh, It's okay my little one, (kisses forehead) I'll change your Diaper!

Lyla Rossi: Mommy always there for you & Protect you from any trouble!

Lyla Rossi: Don't cry my little one!

Lyla Rossi: You're mommy's baby girl!

Lyla Rossi: Who's Mommy's Baby girl?

Lyla Rossi: you Mommy's Baby Girl, Mommy's loves you, Right, Flora?

Chapter Three: Lyla's Love

Savanna: Lyla you're the kindest mother.

Lyla Rossi: Shh, It's okay, Maybe you hungry my little one?

Lyla Rossi: Flora do you want a Baby milk?

Lyla Rossi: Eat my darling, I'm not Mad at you, I Love you!

Flora: (drinks careful)

Lyla Rossi: My baby girl drinks careful!

Baby Flora: (Burps)

Lyla Rossi: Good girl!

Lyla Rossi: Now Nap time!

Lyla Rossi: Sleep tight my angel!

Lyla Rossi: Mommy will read to you a Bedtime story!

Lyla Rossi: Snow White & Seven Dwarfs.

Chapter Four: Snow White & Seven Dwarfs

Lyla Rossi: ONCE UPON A TIME there lived a lovely little Princess named Snow White. Her vain and wicked Stepmother the Queen feared that some day Snow White's beauty would surpass her own. So she dressed the little Princess in rags and forced her to work as a Scullery Maid. / EACH DAY the vain Queen consulted her Magic Mirror, "Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?" ..and as long as the Mirror answered, "You are the fairest one of all," Snow White was safe from Queen's cruel jealousy.

Queen: Slave in the Magic Mirror, come from the farthest space. Through wind and darkness I summon thee. Speak!

Wind HOWLS and thunder CRASHES. The mirror enflames.

Queen: Let me see thy face.

Fire subsides.

Magic Mirror: What wouldst thou know, my Queen?

Queen: Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?

Magic Mirror: Famed is thy beauty, Majesty. But hold, a lovely maid I see. Rags cannot hide her gentle grace. Alas, she is more fair than thee.

Disgusted face. She crosses her arms.

Queen: Alas for her! Reveal her name.

Magic Mirror: Lips red as the rose.Hair black as ebony. Skin white as snow.

The Queen grabs her neck in CHOKED shock.

Queen: Snow White!

Anger and disdain shrouds her expression.

FADE TO:

EXT. CASTLE COURTYARD - DAY

SNOW WHITE, A young girl dressed in rags is cleaning the steps with a scrub brush and a wooden bucket complete with water humming to the tune of 12 birds. She sighs and pours the bucket onto the steps before heading towards the well. She continues humming and pulls the other bucket inside towards the top. Snow White starts singing I'm Wishing with the birds as her echo sings back.

Snow White: (Singing) ...And I'm dreaming of.

Unbeknownst to her, THE PRINCE is traveling horseback along the wall of the castle when he hears the most beautiful voice. He climbs over the wall as she vocalizes and he smile confidently. Snow White continues.

Snow White: (Singing) ...Today.

The Prince's reflection appears in the well.

The Prince: (Singing) Today!

Snow White in wrapped horror leans up and looks at the sincere man and covers her mouth.

Snow White: (Speaking) Oh!

The Prince: Hello. Did I frighten you?

She makes an audible sound of relief and bewilderment. He approaches and she hesitates and runs.

The Prince: Wait! Wait, please. Don't run away.

Snow White runs into the castle up to a nearby balcony as The Prince expresses his undying love through One Song.

The Prince: (singing) ...One love that has possessed me.

As Snow White looks on enamoured, The Queen stalks her through a high up window. Her disapproving glare quickly turns to a deep realization and she slams the curtains. Snow White kisses one of the birds.

The Prince: ...Of one love, only for you.

The bird lands on his hand, blushing and cooing shyly. It transfers the kiss to The Prince. Snow White and The Prince smile their goodbyes as she closes the curtains.

The Queen sits statuesque on her peacock throne.

Queen: Take her far into the forest. Find some secluded glade where she can pick wildflowers.

Huntsman: Yes, your Majesty.

Queen: And there, my faithful Huntsman, you will kill her!

Huntsman: But Your Majesty, the little princess!

Queen: Silence! You know the penalty if you fail.

Huntsman: Yes…your Majesty.

Queen: But to make doubly sure you do not fail.

She produces a box with a dagger running through a heart-shaped lock

Queen: Bring back her heart in this.

The Huntsman, takes Snow White to pick wildflowers. Snow White is humming One Song. A bird SINGS a melancholic tune.

Snow White: Hello there.

The bird chirps back.

Snow White: What's the matter? Where's your mama and papa? Why, I believe you're lost. Oh, please don't cry.

The Huntsman looks from side-to-side,

Snow White: C'mon, perk up. Won't you grin for me?

(the bird chirps happily, knowing it's in good hands)

Snow White: That's better. Your mama and papa can't be far.

(The bird chirps "Are you sure?")

Snow White: There they are!

(As he speaks, Huntsman inches closer and closer to Princess)

Snow White: Can you fly?

(the bird flies off)

Snow White: Farewell. Farewell!

(Snow White sees Huntsman about to strike, and shrieks in terror. Huntsman raises his dagger. Eventually, he drops it)

Huntsman: I can't! I can't do it! Forgive me. I beg of Your Highness, forgive me.

Snow White: I don't understand!

Huntsman: She's mad, jealous of you! She'll stop at nothing!

Snow White: But, but who?

Huntsman: Queen!

Snow White: (shocked) Queen?!

Huntsman: Now run, child. Run, run away! Hide, in the woods anywhere! Never come back. Now, go. Go! Go! Run! Run! Hide!

(Without any further argument, Snow White runs off into the woods. Cut to the deep Black Forest. Snow White is running through the deepest part of it, which has somehow become dark and scary. She runs into a tree where an owl comes out and screeches at her before flying away. This spooks Snow White so many, she runs toward a cave, but are soon frightened away by a flock of bats. As she runs, Snow White's clothes catch onto a tree. The frightened princess gasps, because to her, it looks like a bunch of hands grabbing her, the same fact happening a second later as she falls into another nearby tree. She runs towards a tree that she imagines is the face of a frightened monster. She backs away, only to fall through a hole into a pond. A second later, the logs seem to look like alligators, which makes Snow White shriek. She runs out, only to run into a tree that seems to come to life. Running past it, she finds herself surrounded by monstrous trees and threatening eyes. Snow White spins around for several seconds before she eventually shrieks one last time and collapses to the ground, sobbing. Suddenly, the forest lights up and everything returns to normal)

(Little does she know that a bunch of forest animals are watching and feeling very sorry for the poor princess, come closer. One of the rabbits, sniffing Snow White, is about to touch her as she suddenly stops weeping and sees the rabbit)

Snow White: Oh!

(Princess' cry of surprise causes the animals to scatter in all directions and hide for shelter)

Snow White: Please don't run away! I won't hurt you.

(The animals come out of their hiding places and look at Princess confusedly, surprised at how harmless she looks)

Snow White: I'm awfully sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you. But you don't know what I've been through. And all because I was afraid. I'm so disgraceful at the fuss I've made. What have you done if facts go wrong?

(The birds chirp a tune, which cheers Snow White up some)

Snow White: Oh! You sing a song?

(The mother and father birds nod to each other, then chirp affirmatively to Princess. Snow White sings a tune, which the baby bird is able to chirp. Its parents nod proudly at the perfect thing. After singing the same tune again, the baby bird flies down to Snow White as she sings a harder tune. It tries to mimic her, but the last note it hits is sour)

Snow White: (giggles/sings) With a smile and a song.

(As she sings, a father deer looks up from his grazing, three raccoons look up from their bathing and a family of quails comes out of its nest)

Snow White: (singing) Life is just like a bright, sunny day. Your cares fade away, and your heart is young.

(The other animals, sensing Snow White means no harm, come out of their hiding places. As the raccoons run over to her, the "rock" one of them is standing on reveals itself to be the shell of a turtle that pokes its head out of the pond. The quails are the next to walk over)

Snow White: (singing) With a smile and a song, all the world seems to waken anew. Rejoicing with you, as the song is sung. There's no use in grumbling if raindrops come tumbling, remember you're the one who can fill the world with sunshine. If you smile and you sing, everything is in tune and it's good and life flows along. With a smile and a soooooOOOONG!!!

(The animals all jump for joy to show they trust Snow White, who feels happier with all her friends surrounding her)

Snow White: I really feel quite happy now. I'm sure I'll get along somehow. Everything's going to be alright.

(The animals all nod "yes)

Snow White: But I do need a place to sleep at night. (to the rabbits) I can't sleep in the ground like you.

(the rabbits nod "no"; to the squirrels)

Snow White: Or in a tree, the fashion you do.

(the squirrels also nod "no")

Snow White: And I'm sure no nest could possibly be big enough for me. Perhaps you know where I can stay. In the woods somewhere?

(The birds, upon hearing Snow White's words, chirp in agreement)

Snow White: You do? Will you take me there?

(And just like that, Snow White, led by the animals, set off into the woods. They pass by the banks of a small river, then over a hill towards a wall of trees. The squirrels and chipmunks bend them back to reveal a small clearing, hosting a small cottage across the same river she passed earlier. Snow White's eyes open wide at the sight of the beautiful house before them)

Snow White: Oh, it's adorable! Just like a doll's house.

(Everyone goes over to the house after Snow White, who pauses on the bridge to take in the scenery. A second later, she gets to the front door)

Snow White: I like it here.

(Snow White goes over to the window, which is very dirty. She wipes away some of the dirt and dust to look inside, but can hardly see a fact. One of the raccoons also wipes away some dirt, but cannot see much of anything inside either)

Snow White: Ooh, it's dark inside.

(Snow White knocks on the door of the cottage, but there is no response. She knocks again, but yet nothing)

Snow White: Guess there's no one home.

(she hears the sound of the door creaking)

Snow White: (to no one) Hello? May I come in?

(she slowly enters with the others following close behind)

Snow White: Csendes.

(The animals very carefully walk in through the door. They are unsure what to make of it, as apart from the sunlight streaming through the open door and window, the room is dimly lit. A wooden staircase, seemingly made of logs sawed in half, leads upstairs. Downstairs, there are barrels, mugs, pots and mining supplies, such as picks and shovels, among other things strewn about the room. Suddenly, Snow White gives a shout)

Snow White: Oh!

(Her shout surprises everyone, and causes the animals to run out the door)

Snow White: (sits on a chair about half her size) What a cute little chair.

(As the other animals, some of which scrambled into various corners of the room, peer from their hiding places. A large table with seven more small chairs is littered with dirty dishes and pots, as well as a pick impaled in it)

Snow White: Why, there's seven little chairs. Must be seven little children. And from the look of this table, seven untidy little children.

(Snow White walks over to one side of the table toward the pick, where the bluebird family is roosted)

Snow White: A pick-axe! A stocking, as well! (looks inside one of the pots) And a shoe!

(The bluebirds wolf-whistle, both at the messy table. Later, Snow White goes over to a fireplace with an enormous soup pot in it, both of which are brimming with dust and cobwebs)

Snow White: And just look at that fireplace. It's covered with dust.

(Snow White takes a deep breath and blows on the mantel, kicking up a cloud of dust. Two of the squirrels and one of the chipmunks sneeze at this, the third one's sending it into a German beer mug)

Snow White: And look, cobwebs everywhere.

(as she says this, a squirrel gets one stuck all over him)

Snow White: My, my, my! What a pile of dirty dishes. And just look at that broom.

(Pan to a broom lying in the corner, looking as though it hasn't been used in a VERY long time. The quail family clicks their tongues disgustedly at this)

Snow White: Why, they've never swept this room. You'd their mother would------perhaps they have no mother.

(Mrs. Deer and her baby shake their heads "no")

Snow White: Then they're orphans. That's too bad!

(Junior nuzzles its mother, who licks it affectionately)

Snow White: I know. We'll clean the house and surprise them. Then perhaps they'll let me stay.

(Snow White takes off her cape, and two of the birds hang it up)

Snow White: Now, you wash the dishes. You tidy up the room. You clean the fireplace. And I'll use the broom.

(The bluebirds whistle a military bugle call, and the cleaning process begins. The animals start picking up the dishes)

Snow White: (sings) Just whistle while you work and cheerfully together, we can tidy up the place. Then hum a merry tune.

(as she hums, she sweeps the floor)

Snow White: (singing) It won't take long if there's a song to help you set the pace.

(As Snow White sings the next verse, a squirrel is drying dishes with a towel on its tail. We later pan to the baby deer, who is licking each dish as it's handed to it)

Snow White: (singing) And as you sweep the room, imagine that the broom is someone that you love and soon you'll find you're dancing to the tune.

(Then, she notices the squirrels cleaning the dishes while a fawn uses its tongue to clean the dishes as the chipmunks are just shining them)

Snow White: (to the animals) Oh, dear, oh, dear. Put them in the tub.

(as she resumes singing, the squirrels push the dishes into the sink)

Snow White: (singing) If hearts are high, the time will fly, then whistle while you work.

(The two squirrels are off in a corner sweeping dust. One is lifting a rug, and the other is trying to sweep the dust under it)

Snow White: Uh-uh-uh, not under the rug.

(The squirrels sweep the dust into a hole, and wink at each other. Suddenly, dust comes flying out of the hole, and they duck under the rug. Then a mouse pokes its head out of the hole, and chitters as if to say "Why don't you watch where you're sweeping?" and starts back inside)

(Fade to Snow White dusting off a wooden organ. Two squirrels are sweeping under a German beer mug. One of them lifts it up, and suddenly, a music box activates and frightens them off. Later, a gray squirrel is sweeping the table with its tail. Snow White goes over to the window and shakes the excess dust off her rag. The squirrel tries that with his tail, and sneezes as a result. Another squirrel is collecting cobwebs with its tail. A chipmunk on top of a cuckoo clock tries the same, but falls off the clock and into a small stocking. Another one is stringing up another web as a spider comes down and frightens it away. Meanwhile, the birds are gathering flowers in a vase, some of which have to be propped up. Later, a hummingbird pierces a pocket of water and it spills out over the flowers. Afterward, most of the chipmunks are carrying dirty clothes to the floor, one falling off after bumping into the handle of a pick. Snow White, yet humming, gathers the clothes and puts them on Mr. Deer)

(Mr. Deer starts for the door just as a bird places a glove on his tail. He almost trips on the overalls dangling from his antlers before regaining his balance just as he is about to go out the other door. Outside, in a pond near the cottage, the raccoons are doing laundry. Mr. Deer gets there and shakes off the clothes on him. After he flings his tail, the glove lands on one of the raccoons, who frowns at him. In another corner, one of the chipmunks is scrubbing a shirt on the turtle's shell, which to him, tickles. Suddenly, two of the birds pull on the shirt. The chipmunk, along with Mr. Turtle, holding onto its tail, tries to pull it back, but the force knocks it into the latter's shell. Then the birds twist the shirt up, wring it and then tie it by the sleeves to a clothesline with some other wet clothes)

Snow White: (singing) Then whistle while you work. (vocalizes for a bit while sweeping the front steps)

(Fade to a mine somewhere in the mountains. Four little men are chipping away with picks at the walls, which have lots of gemstones embedded in them. These are just four of the eponymous Seven Dwarfs. They are top to bottom, Happy, Grumpy, Bashful and Sneezy. As they chip away at the walls, their picks clink rhythmically and they break into song)

Dwarfs: (sings) We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig in our mine the entire day through. To dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig is what we like to do.

Happy: (singing) It ain't no trick to get rich swift.

Grumpy: (singing) If you dig, dig, dig with a shovel or a pick.

Bashful: (singing) In a mine. (echoes)

Sneezy: (singing) In a mine. (echoes)

Dwarfs: (singing) Where a million diamonds.

Echo: (singing) Shine!

(As the song continues, another of the dwarfs, Sleepy, is driving a cart complete with sapphires pulled by a male deer. He spots a fly that lands on the deer and tries to swat it, but misses and hits the draft deer instead and it kicks him several times)

Dwarfs: (singing) We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig from early morning until night. We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig up everything in sight.

(Cut to Doc, the leader of the dwarfs, gathers moonstones with a small wooden mallet. He taps a diamond, and it dings. He grins, knowing it's a good one and puts it in a bag with once more just like it. He later taps a ruby, but it clanks. This one is no good, it is more like a dud which goes to the rejection pile where he tosses it away)

Dwarfs: (singing) We dig up diamonds by the score, a thousand rubies, sometimes more. But we don't know what we dig them for, we dig, dig, dig a-dig dig.

(Cut to Dopey, the youngest and last of the dwarfs. The ruby Doc threw away land near him, and he sweeps it up along with other rejected gemstones, some of which are broken. Then he takes the dustpan and throws its contents over a hill. Afterwards, he goes over to Doc as the latter inspects an emerald. Suddenly, the mute dwarf sees two diamonds and gets an idea and tugs on Doc's sleeve. The latter turns around and is astonished to find the former has put the diamonds on his eyes. Then Doc bonks Dopey on the head, obviously not amused by the silent one's little joke. Suddenly, the clock, which reads 5:00 p.m., rings out. Doc knows that it is now quitting time)

Doc: (calling out) Heigh-ho!

(The dwarfs working in the mine hear Doc's call and stop what they're doing, knowing it's time to go home)

Dwarfs: (singing) Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-hoooooOOOO!!!! Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work we go. (whistling) Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work we go. Heigh-ho, heigh-ho. (whistling)

(Doc throws a bag of gems into a closet marked "Vault". Then Dopey tries the same, but forgets to let go of the bag he's holding and zips inside. Then he runs out, closes the door and locks it. He almost sets off as he realizes he's yet holding the vault key, where he hangs it up and runs off-screen. As the dwarfs march on, Dopey, who is at the rear, attempts to keep up)

Dwarfs: (singing) Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho hum! Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work we go. (whistling) Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work we go. (whistling, fade out)

(Fade to the Dwarfs' cottage, basement. Snow White has just finished cleaning. Curious, she goes to the stairway)

Snow White: Let's see what's upstairs.

(Everyone, including the animals, go up the stairs behind Snow White. Mr. Turtle tries to climb up, but falls flat on his back. He grabs his tail in his mouth and pulls himself up. Then he bites on a stair and starts climbing the stairs, albeit very slowly, which is typical for a turtle. Soon, everyone reaches the top stair and Snow White opens the door. Before them are seven small beds, three on the left wall, three on the right wall and one in front)

Snow White: Oh, what adorable little beds! And look, they have their names carved on them. Doc? Happy? Sneezy? Dopey? Huh. What funny names for children. Grumpy, Bashful and Sleepy. (yawns) I'm a little sleepy myself.

(Everyone settles down, some on the floor, others on the beds. Snow White lies down on the beds marked Happy, Sneezy and Dopey. One of the birds flies over and puts out the candle with its tail feathers. All the animals are now sleeping soundly, except for Mr. Turtle, who is now almost to the top of the stairs. Suddenly, the sound of singing arouses the animals)

Dwarfs: (faintly and growing louder with each second) Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho. Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work we go.

(The animals rush to the window, and seeing that the dwarfs are drawing closer, all scramble for the stairs)

Dwarfs: (singing) Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work we go.

(Mr. Turtle has eventually made it to the top stair, but doesn't get far before the rest of the animals run over him. Then he tries to follow them, but falls down the stairs. Meanwhile, the animals dash out the front door and take cover in some nearby trees. Cut to the dwarfs. They are just coming up the hill as they continue their song)

Dwarfs: (singing) Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work we go. Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work we go. Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho.

Doc: Look!

Dwarfs: (minus Doc) Heigh-

(They all bump into Doc as he stops short, their picks and shovels clattering on the ground)

Doc: Our house! The lit's light, er, the light's lit!

(The dwarfs, suddenly surprised, run over to some tree to see what's going on. What they see is very unusual)

Dwarfs: Jiminy Crickets!

(Before them is the selfsame cottage which Snow White just cleaned. The door is yet open a crack, the lights are yet on and the chimney is emitting steam. There's no doubt about it, the house is certainly theirs)

Doc: The door is open.

Happy: The chimney's smoking.

Sneezy: Something's in there.

Happy: Perhaps a ghost.

Bashful: Or a goblin.

Doc: A demon.

Sleepy: Or a dragon.

Grumpy: Mark my words, there's danger a-brewing. Felt it coming all day. (points to his foot) My corns hurt.

Happy: Gawrsh!

Bashful: That's a bad sign. (to Doc and Sleepy) What have we done?

Happy: Let's sneak up on it.

Doc: Yes. We'll, uh, squeak up, uh, sneak up. C'mon, hen, uh, men. Follow me.

(The dwarfs, led by Doc, all tiptoe silently towards the cottage with raised picks and slightly frightened expressions. Dopey, who is last in line as usual, is the most frightened. As they reach the cottage, Doc cautiously peers into the crack in the front door and beckons the others to come closer)

Doc: Psst.

(Doc slowly opens the door and looks around. The other dwarfs pile in around him, with Dopey peeking out through Sleepy's beard. Seeing that the coast is clear, the dwarfs tiptoe slowly inside, their shoes squeaking on the clean floor and Sleepy steps on Dopey as they enter. Then the mute dwarf picks himself up and shuts the door. THUD!! The noise alarms the others so many, they jump and scramble around frantically. As they see it's only Dopey locking the door, they calm down)

Dwarfs: Csendes!

(Dopey nods, but turns towards the door)

Dopey: Csendes!

Doc: Careful, men. Search every cook and nanny, er, hook and granny, uh, crook and fan--- (sees that his inability to say "nook and cranny" is confusing the others) Search everywhere.

(Then the dwarfs split up, their shoes yet squeaking. From up in the rafters, the bluebird family watches them sneaking around, looking for whatever's in their house. From a window, Mrs. Deer, a rabbit and two chipmunks also watch, ducking briefly out of sight as two of them pass by. After a few seconds, one of them following Doc makes a loud creaking sound, and they stop short)

Doc: Shh, quiet!

(About three steps later, Doc, followed by Sneezy and Sleepy, stops and looks down on the newly-cleaned floor)

Doc: Look!

(Sneezy and Sleepy raise their picks)

Doc: The floor, it's been swept!

(The two dwarfs look down, and see that he's right. Grumpy, on the other hand, runs a finger over a chair)

Grumpy: Huh! Chair's been dusted.

Happy: Our window's been washed.

(Then Bashful looks at where the cobwebs are)

Bashful: Gawrsh, our cobwebs are missing.

Doc: Why, why, why, why…why, the entire place is clean!

Grumpy: There's dirty work afoot!

(Doc nods in agreement. Over by the sink, Sleepy and Sneezy notice that all the dishes that were in it are gone)

Sneezy: Sink's empty. Hey, someone stole our dishes!

(Happy, who is by the cabinets, looks inside and sees that the dishes are all inside)

Happy: They ain't stole, they're hid in the cupboard.

(Bashful, who is standing nearby, picks up a small mug and inspects it carefully)

Bashful: My cup's been washed. (runs a finger through it) Sugar's gone.

(Then Happy and Dopey head towards the fireplace, where the stew is yet cooking. It is bubbling and brewing nicely so far, and not overflowing as one will expect)

Happy: Something's cooking. (takes a whiff) Smells good.

(He tries to take a taste, but Grumpy pulls both him and Dopey away from the pot)

Grumpy: Don't touch it, you fools! (points to the pot) It might be poisoned!

(Suddenly, as if on cue, the pot hisses as some steam escapes and the lid rustles a bit from the force. The three dwarfs jump back in surprise)

Grumpy: You see? It's witch's brew.

(Cut to the Dwarfs' table. The plates, bowls, glasses and utensils are arranged neatly about with a lit candelabra and a pot of flowers in the middle)

Doc: Look what just happened to our stable, er, table.

(Bashful notices the flowerpot and takes the flowers out)

Bashful: Flowers! (takes a big sniff)

Sneezy: What?

Bashful: Look, goldenrod.

(Bashful puts the flowers in Sneezy's face, but he swiftly recoils from the pollen, emitting from them)

Sneezy: Don't do it. Take them away. My nose! My hay fever. You know I can't stand it! I can't…I ca…I…ah-ch…ah… (gears up to sneeze, but the other dwarfs block his nose just in time) Phew, thanks.

(Unfortunately, this does not help for long as Sneezy lets out a loud, anguished shout that blows all the dwarfs across the room, except for Grumpy, who fights himself against the blast. Then the other five dwarfs fall in a heap at the far end of the room, several dishes clattering at their feet)

Doc/Sleepy/Dopey/Happy/Bashful: Csendes!

(Sneezy simply strokes his nose as Grumpy walks over to him)

Grumpy: You crazy fool! Fine time you picked to sneeze!

Sneezy: I couldn't help it. I can't warn. If you have to, you have to. (feels another sneeze coming on) I…I…I have to. I-I-It's coming. Ah-ch…oo-ch…ah-ch…ah…

(The others tackle him to try and quell his sneeze, for fear that it might be a bigger one)

Dwarfs: Watch out! Don't let him! Stop him!

Sneezy: (head poking out of the pile) Oh…ah-ah-ah-

(The dwarfs pull his head back in)

Dwarfs: No, tie it tight! Don't let go! Hold him tight! I'll tie it. Make a hard knot.

(The others pull away from Sneezy, revealing that they have tied his beard tightly around his nose to keep him from sneezing)

Happy: There, that'll hold him.

Sneezy: (nasally) Phew, thanks.

Happy: Csendes!

Grumpy: Silence, you fool! You wanna get us all murdered?

(Upon hearing Grumpy, the bluebirds decide to have a little fun and tap their beaks on the rafters. The noise alarms the dwarfs)

Happy: Wh-wh-wh-what's that?

Doc: That's it.

Bashful: Sounded close.

Grumpy: It's in this room right now.

(A second later, the bluebirds let out an ear-piercing squawk that frightens the dwarfs even more, causing them to scatter in separate directions. Sneezy jumps right into a pot and peeks out from it. Happy is hiding behind a chair, while Sleepy pokes out from a bucket, his beard disguised as part of a mop. Dopey also comes out of a wood pile with an axe impaled in the log on his head. Grumpy, however, gets up, disguised as a spilled bag of potatoes, his nose disguised as one. The last to come out is Bashful, from under the stairs, as the others gather around and look upstairs)

Doc: (carrying a lit candle) It's up there.

Bashful: Yes, in the bedroom.

Doc: Uh, right, one of us has to go down and chase it up. (realizes he meant "go up and chase it down") Uh-uh-uh, up, down.

(The dwarfs all nod in agreement, but turn towards Dopey. He grins at first, but as he realizes they're sending him up, he looks at them as if to say "ME?!" and tries to get away, but Sneezy and Grumpy pull him back toward the stairs)

Doc: Here, take it. Don't be hesitant.

(Doc places the candle in Dopey's quivering hand, and the others push him towards the stairs. He is almost up as a creak makes him jump and turn back to the others)

Doc: Don't be afraid. We're right behind you.

Other Dwarfs: (in unison) Yes, right behind you.

(Dopey nods affirmatively, but gulps as he turns around. Then he gets to the top of the stairs and opens the door slowly. After a few seconds of peering inside, he opens the door the rest of the road and looks around to see if the coast is clear. Then he walks in and takes a few steps before checking to see if the others are yet following him. Suddenly, a strange sound causes him to spin around and see a ghostly figure emerging from the sheets. Thinking it's a monster, Dopey shrieks in terror and runs back towards the steps. The others are almost at the top as he runs out)

Grumpy: Here it comes!

(Dopey bumps into the other dwarfs, and they all fall down the stairs in a heap. Frightened out of their wits, six of the dwarfs run out the front door in the following order: Bashful, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy, Happy and Doc, who locks the door behind him. Dopey, yet stuck in the house, runs smack into the door and pulls on it. The others, thinking the fact in their bedroom is trying to get out, pull the door their fashion)

Sneezy: It's after us!

Bashful: Don't let it out!

Grumpy: Hold it shut!

(Dopey, convinced that the fact is awake and after him, pulls frantically on the door. The handle breaks off and sends him flying into a cabinet, complete with pots and pans. Tangled in kitchenware and whatnot, Dopey runs blindly out the front door. Outside, in a tree, the dwarfs are poised to take on the fact as it comes toward them)

Dwarfs: Here it comes. Now's our chance. Get it now!

(they start beating up on the strange fact running towards them)

Dwarfs: Give it to him! Don't let it get away!

Grumpy: Take that, and that, and that!

(Eventually, the stuff is revealed to be Dopey, in fact. Grumpy hits him on the head once more until Doc stops them)

Doc: Hold on there! I-it-it's only Dopey.

(The others only look surprised as the others speak, making him make motions, which tires him out)

Sneezy: Did you see it?

(Dopey nods "yes")

Happy: How big is this?

(Dopey stretches his arms out wide as if to say "huge!")

Grumpy: Was it a dragon?

(Dopey nods "yes" again)

Sneezy: Has it got horns?

(Dopey puts his hands to his ears and holds up his index fingers like horns)

Grumpy: Was it breathing fire?

Happy: Was it drooling?

Sneezy: What was it doing here?

(Dopey snores, pretending to be asleep)

Doc: He says it's a....a monster asleep in our beds!

Grumpy: Let's attack!

Sneezy: While it's sleeping!

Dwarfs: Yes, while it's sleeping!

Doc: Hurry up, men, it's now or never!

Happy: Off with its head!

Bashful: Break its bones!

Sneezy: Chop it to pieces!

Grumpy: But we'll murder it dead!

(Dopey gets up and follows the other dwarfs with a pot stuck to his foot and another on his butt. He, along with the others, are now all the more determined to drive the so-called monster out of their home, not knowing who or what it really is, or if there's only one)

(Cut to the Dwarfs' bedroom. The room is dark, until the door slowly swings open. Just like with the front door, Doc pokes his head inside and the others pile up around him with Dopey peeking out from Sleepy's beard. They tiptoe into the room, but only get five steps before another strange sound makes them stop short. Then the strange shape vanishes into the covers)

Sneezy: Jiminy Crickets!

Bashful: Gawrsh!

Happy: Sheesh!

Sneezy: What a monster!

Bashful: And covering our beds.

Doc: Let's murder it before it wakes up.

Happy: Which end do we murder? And which end?

All: Csendes!

(The dwarfs sneak over to the beds and surround it, weapons raised. Doc motions for the others to wait until he lifts the covers. But the moment he does so, they all stop in surprise at what's really underneath: Snow White, sleeping peacefully)

Doc: Well…uh, uh…

Happy: Wh-what is this?

Doc: Why, i-i-it-it's a girl!

Sneezy: She's mighty pretty.

Bashful: She's beautiful, just like an angel.

Grumpy: Angel? Hah! She's a female, and all females is poison! They're complete with wicked wiles!

Bashful: What are "wicked wiles"?

Grumpy: I don't know, but I'm against them!

Doc: Csendes! Not so loud, you'll wake her up!

Grumpy: Aw, let her wake up! She don't belong here nohow!

Doc: Csendes!

(It's too late since Snow White starts to stir)

Bashful: Watch out!

Sneezy: She's moving!

Happy: She's waking up!

Sneezy: What have we done?

Doc: In here, hide!

(The dwarfs all scramble under the floorboard of the bed just as Snow White gets up)

Snow White: Oh, dear. I wonder if the children are-- (sees a bunch of eyes staring at her) OOHHHH!!!!

(The sound alarms her watchers, and a second later, they peek up and reveal themselves as the dwarfs)

Snow White: Why…why, you're little men.

(Then the dwarfs stand up and stare at the newcomer before them, confused as to who they are and where they came from)

Snow White: How do you do?

(The dwarfs don't respond, as they don't understand what they just heard)

Snow White: I said "how do you do?"

Grumpy: How do you do what?

Snow White: Oh, you can speak! I'm so glad. Now, don't warn me who you are. Let me guess. (to Doc) Let's see, you're…Doc, right?

Doc: (chuckles) Wh-wh-why-why-y…Buzz Lightyear, that's true!

Snow White: (to Bashful) And you're…you're Bashful.

(As she says this, Bashful blushes and ties his head up in a knot)

Bashful: Ohh, gosh.

Snow White: (to Sleepy) And you, you're Sleepy.

Sleepy: Oh, how'd you guess? (chuckles)

Snow White: Krampus can hear you.

Sneezy: Ah…ah-ch…ah-ch…ah…

(Dopey and Grumpy plug his nose)

Snow White: Sneezy.

Sneezy: Phew…ah-choo!

Snow White: Yes, and you must be....

Happy: Happy, ma'am, that's me. (points to Dopey) And this is Dopey. He don't speak none. (chuckles)

(Dopey shakes his head "no")

Snow White: You mean he can't speak?

Happy: He don't know. He never tried.

Snow White: Oh, that's too bad!

(Grumpy crosses his arms and looks at the others with one eye closed)

Snow White: Oh, you must be Grumpy.

Doc: Oh, y-yes!

Grumpy: Hah! We know who we are. Ask them who she is, and what she's doing here!

Doc: Huh, yes! What are you, and who are you doing here? (realizes he means "Who are you, and what are you doing here?") Uh, wh-wh-what are you...who are you, my darling?

Snow White: Oh, how silly of me. I'm Snow White.

Happy: Snow White?

Dwarfs: Princess?

Snow White: Yes.

Doc: Well, my-my dear quincess, er, princess, we're, uh, we're honored. Yes, we're, uh, we're, uh…

Grumpy: Mad as hornets!

Doc: Mad as hornets! No, no, we're not. We're bad as cornets. No, no, as bad as...what was I saying?

Grumpy: Nothing! Just standing there sputtering like a doodlebug!

Doc: (insulted) Move! Who-who-who's buttering like a spoodledug? Who's…r-ruttering like a getterbug--

Grumpy: Aw, shut up and warn her to get out!

Snow White: Please, don't send me away. If you do, she'll hurt me.

Dwarfs: Hurt you? Who will? Yes, who?

Snow White: My stepmother, Queen!

Dwarfs: (surprised and horrified) Queen?!

Bashful: She's wicked!

Happy: She's bad!

Sneezy: She's mighty mean!

Grumpy: She's an old witch! I'm warning you. If Queen finds her here, she'll swoop down and wreak her vengeance on us!

Snow White: But she doesn't know where I am.

Grumpy: She don't, right? She knows everything. She's complete with black magic. She can even make herself invisible. Pfft!

(Doc jumps back in surprise)

Grumpy: Might be in this room right now.

(Dopey looks under Happy's beard, thinking Queen might be there, but the latter bonks him on the head)

Snow White: Oh, she'll never find me here. And if you let me stay, I'll keep house for you. I'll wash and sew and sweep and cook and…

Dwarfs: Cook?!

Doc: C-can you make dapple lumpkins, uh, lumple dapplins?

Dwarfs: Apple dumplings!

Doc: Ah, yes! Crapple dumpkins.

Snow White: Yes, and plum pudding, and gooseberry pie-----

Dwarfs: Gooseberry pie?! HOORAY, SHE STAYS!!

(Far down in the fireplace, the stew is starting to boil over. With that said, Princess bolts out of the dwarfs' beds and runs downstairs to the boiling pot in the fireplace. She carefully removes the lid, takes a spoonful of stew and tastes it. The dwarfs, seeing Snow White run so fast, gather at the top of the stairs and take a whiff. They see now it's not witch's brew, as Grumpy thought, but some very good smelling stew, or soup, as they think)

Dwarfs: Ah…soup! Hurray!

(The dwarfs all run down the stairs. All that is, except Dopey, whose head is stuck in the railing. As he tries to unstick himself, the others run like thunder around the table, which is already set with a bread basket complete with rolls. The dwarfs, minus Dopey, each grabs one)

Grumpy: Hey, you got my plate!

(Dopey's head eventually bursts out. But before the former gets a chance to speak, the silent dwarf runs down the stairs, tripping on his shirt for a moment. As soon as he gets to the table, the others are already fighting over the bread)

Snow White: Uh-uh-uh, just a moment!

(The moment Snow White speaks, the clamor stops and everyone at the table turns to look at Princess)

Snow White: Supper's not quite ready. You'll just have time to wash.

Dwarfs: (confused) Wash?

(They all look at each other, obviously not familiar with the concept. Grumpy, however, just frowns toward Snow White for a moment)

Grumpy: Hah! Knew there's a catch to it.

(He throws down his spoon and crosses his arms. Meanwhile, the dwarfs are yet confused as to why they have to wash)

Bashful: Why wash?

Happy: What for? We ain't going nowhere.

Doc: Ain't New Year's.

(The other dwarfs shake their heads "no")

Snow White: Oh, maybe you have washed.

Doc: Maybe we...yes, maybe we have.

Snow White: (unconvinced) And if…

Doc: Where? Where…uh, you said "where"...why, last week……month…year…why, uh, recently.

Dwarfs: Yes, recently.

Snow White: Oh, recently. Let me see your hands.

(The dwarfs, surprised at this statement, put their hands behind their backs and slowly back towards the wall. Snow White, however, is not about to let their potentially filthy hands slide by her)

Snow White: Let me see your hands.

(The first is Doc, who shows his dirty hands, knowing it's no use trying to cover up the truth)

Snow White: Why, Doc, I'm surprised.

(Doc puts his hands back behind him, chuckling hesitantly. Then Snow White turns to Bashful)

Snow White: C'mon, let's see them.

(Bashful shows his hands, which are just as dirty as Doc's. After Princess sees them, he blushes again)

Snow White: Oh, Bashful. My, my, my. (to Sneezy) And you?

(Sneezy shows his hands, also very dirty. Snow White clicks her tongue disapprovingly, and Happy tries to clean his hands by rubbing them on his clothes, but this does not work)

Snow White: Oh, worse than I thought.

(Dopey's equally dirty hands show, but only for a moment before his sleeves drape over them. The next is Sleepy, who also puts his dirty hands through his beard)

Snow White: (gasping) How shocking. (clicks her tongue again)

(Grumpy frowns, but looks at his own hands and turns away)

Snow White: Heavens me, this will never do.

(Grumpy, though not lined up like the others, looks at his hand, but doesn't seem to care whether or not it is dirty and crosses his arms)

Snow White: March straight outside and wash, or you'll not get a bite to eat.

(The dwarfs start to file out the door, knowing they have to eat or live, nor is it any use arguing with Princess. Dopey, as usual, is last in line, yet showing off his sleeve-covered hands. Unfortunately, he fails to look where he's going and runs smack into the pantry, where several pots and fans fall on him. Then Dopey runs out the door, surprisingly unharmed. Grumpy, however, just frowns out the door, disgusted at how easily his roommates have succumbed to Snow White's charms)

Grumpy: Heh!

(Then Grumpy turns around and sees Princess looking down on him)

Snow White: Well? Aren't you going to wash?

(Grumpy says nothing and turns away, obviously not letting anything do with women, especially not ones like Snow White coming into his house and warning him what to do like she is his mother)

Snow White: What's the matter, cat got your tongue?

(Grumpy gets serious by Snow White's remark, and sticks his tongue out at her to show that it's yet in his mouth. Then he storms, but like Dopey before him, he does not look where he's going and hits his nose on the door. Snow White laughs at this)

Snow White: Aw, did you hurt yourself?

(Grumpy simply scoffs and slips his hat back on. Then he storms out the door, locking it behind him and sits on a barrel. Then he puts a piece of straw in his mouth and chews on it)

Grumpy: Hah, women!

Doc: (off-screen) Courage, men, courage. Don't be hesitant.

(Cut to the other Dwarfs standing around a small tub of water. Happy swishes a finger around in it)

Happy: Gawrsh, it's wet.

(Then Sneezy sticks a finger in the water and immediately recoils, shivering)

Sneezy: It's cold, as well!

Bashful: We ain't gonna do it, are we?

Doc: Well, and it'll please Princess.

Happy: Heh, I'll take a chance for her.

Bashful/Sneezy/Sleepy: Me too!

(Grumpy, who is watching from his barrel, is not amused that his brothers are giving in to the charms of a woman)

Grumpy: Huh! Her wiles are beginning to work. But I'm warning you; you give them an inch and they'll walk all over you!

Doc: Don't listen to that old......warthog. C'mon now, men.

Sneezy: How hard do you scrub?

Sleepy: Will your whiskers shrink?

Happy: Do you get in the tub?

Bashful: Do you have to wash where it doesn't show?

Doc: Now, now, don't get emotional. Here we go. (sings) Step up to the tub, oh, ain't no disgrace. Just pull up your sleeves and get up in place. Then stuff up the water and rub it on your face and go bluddle-uddle-um-dum.

(As Doc continues singing, the others each pick up a bar of soap, dip it in the water, scrub their faces and stuff some water in their hands)

Doc: (singing) Pick up the soap, now don't try to bluff. Work up the lather, and if you've had enough. Get your hands complete with water, you snort and you snuff and go (with the other who rub their faces) bluddle-uddle-um-dum. You douse and souse, you rub and scrub. You sputter and splash all over the tub.

(The fly from the mine flies off toward Sleepy and lands on the soap. As it scrubs itself, a bubble forms around it, getting bigger and bigger until it bursts, surprising the fly)

Doc: (singing) You may be cold and wet, if you're done. But you have to admit, it's good clean fun. Then splash all you like, it ain't any trick. As soon as you're through, you'll feel mighty slick.

Grumpy: (singing) Bunch of old nanny goats, you make me sick going bluddle-uddle-um-dum.

(Cut to the bathtub. Doc is cleaning the heads of the other dwarfs with a long brush. He is about to go to Dopey, but the latter keeps moving around. Eventually, he hits him and Doc scrubs his butt instead)

Grumpy: Hah! Next fact you know, she'll be tying your beards up in pink ribbons and smelling you up with that stuff called…uh…"perfume". Hah! (spits)

(Cut to the dwarfs scrubbing. Happy wrings his beard out and shakes off on Doc, who frowns at him. Dopey, on the other hand, is hitting his head, which is complete with water. As this doesn't work, he shakes his head, but it just forms waves. Dopey blows on his finger, and the water in his head trickles out. Cut to Sneezy and Sleepy blindly walking around Bashful, who is wringing out his beard. Then the former two dry themselves off on his clothes and beard)

Grumpy: A fine bunch of water lilies you turned out to be.

(Doc, putting his glasses back on, looks toward him)

Grumpy: I'd like to see anybody make me wash, if I didn't wanna.

(Doc simply clears his throat and calls the others over. They huddle up and Doc whispers something to them, preferably how to make the chauvinistic dwarf wash and the others laugh silently. After a second, they advance toward Grumpy, whistling nonchalantly. He notices the whistlers around him, and by the time he realizes why, it's no use)

Doc: GET HIM!!

(Then the other dwarfs pile on top of Grumpy and carry the thrashing dwarf towards the tub)

Grumpy: Hey, let go! Let go of me!

Doc: Get him over to the tub. Get him over to the tub!

Grumpy: Lemme loose, you fools! LEMME LOOSE!!

Doc: Get him up on the tub. Get him up! Hang onto him! Bang him! Pound him!

(the other dwarfs lift Grumpy up into the tub, and Dopey lifts Sneezy up)

Doc: Get him up on the dub......on the mub...on the tub...th-the tub. Don't, don't, don't, don't get emotional! Don't get…don't get up...don't get…

(Just then, Grumpy kicks, causing Sneezy to fall onto Dopey, who rolls into Doc. Holding onto him, Dopey looks at Doc lovingly, but the latter just tosses him off)

Doc: (imperatively) Get the soap!

(Dopey nods and tries to get up, but trips on his coat. Then he gets up again and runs toward a bar of soap. He picks it up, but before he can get it to the others, it slips out of his hand repeatedly)

Doc: Oh! Steady, men! We'll get him there!

(The soap slips several more times before it rockets into the air, but bumps Dopey right on the head. The silent dwarf looks at it, and determined not to get the better of him, sneaks up on the soap and pounces. Unfortunately, it bounces off of Doc's butt and into Dopey's mouth. A second later, he hiccups bubbles, all the while looking for the soap. After another hiccup, Dopey pats his stomach and feels a rounded rectangular shape. He has incidentally swallowed the soap. But just as he realizes this, he falls down and he gets a hiccuping fit. Meanwhile, the other dwarfs are restraining Grumpy and gagging him hard, the latter not enjoying his predicament)

Doc: (singing) Now scrub good and hard, it can't be denied that he'll look mighty cute as soon as he's dried.

All: (singing) Well, it's good for the soul and it's good for the hide to go.

(On the next line, they dip him in the tub three times)

Grumpy: Bluddle-uddle-um-dum!

(Cut to Dopey, who has hiccuped a lot of bubbles. Then he holds his breath, hoping it will stop his hiccups, but after a while, his face turns red and a great big one ribbits him into the air. As he comes back down, his head has disappeared into his shirt and lets out one more hiccup. A bubble the size of his head bursts and his hat falls on his head. Meanwhile, the others are yet restraining Grumpy. Ironically, his beard had blue ribbons tied onto them and he has been prayed with perfume. Everyone laughs at how this words earlier have backfired on him)

Bashful: Ain't he sweet?

Sneezy: (sniffs) Smells like a petunia.

Happy: (puts a lei on Grumpy) He sure is cute.

Grumpy: (frustrated) You'll pay dearly for this!

(Meanwhile, inside the house, Snow White samples her stew)

Snow White: (bangs on the soup pot with her spoon) Supper!

Doc: Supper!

Dwarfs: Food! HOORAY!!

(Everyone runs for the house, dropping Grumpy back in the tub)

Grumpy: Bluddle-uddle-um-dum! (sticks his head back out with his lei on his nose) Hah!

(Fade to Grimhile's castle, throne room. Queen is standing before the Magic Mirror holding the box she gave to Huntsman)

Queen: Magic Mirror on the wall, who now is the fairest one of all?

Magic Mirror: Over the seventh jeweled hills, beyond the seventh fall, in the cottage of the seven dwarfs, dwells Snow White, fairest one of all.

Queen: Snow White lies dead in the forest. The Huntsman has brought me proof. (opens the box) Behold, her heart.

Magic Mirror: Snow White yet lives, the fairest in the land. It is the heart of a pig you hold in your hand.

Queen: The heart of a pig?! Then I've been tricked!

(Queen marches down a spiral staircase into the basement. As she reaches the end, she goes through a door into a secluded laboratory. Sitting on a skull is Queen's pet, a crow, who awakens with a start as Queen locks the door behind her)

Queen: The heart of a pig! The blundering fool! (throws the lock-box down in frustration) I'll go myself to the dwarfs' cottage in a disguise so complete no one will ever suspect. (reaches on a bookshelf and takes one titled "Disguises") Now, a formula to transform my beauty into ugliness, change my queenly raiment to a peddler's cloak.

(Queen turns to a page titled "Peddler's Disguise". The ingredients are Mummy Dust, Black of Night, Old Hag's Cackle and Shriek of Fright)

Queen: Mummy dust to make me old. To shroud my clothes, the Black of Night.

(She takes a vial of black liquid adds a drop to a glass at what appears to be distilled water, turning it black)

Queen: To age my voice, an Old Hag's Cackle.

(She turns a burner under a vial of red liquid to high, causing it to boil over and flow into the glass, a cackling laugh filling the air as it does so)

Queen: To whiten my hair, a Shriek of Fright.

(She turns a handle on a rusty-looking container and green liquid pours out from inside while a ghostly clouds lets out a loud, anguished shriek)

Queen: A blast of wind....

(as she says this, a sudden gust fills the room)

Queen: To fan my hate! A thunderbolt....

(a bolt of thunder strikes against the potion, making it fizz)

Queen: To mix it well. Now, begin thy magic spell.

(Queen takes the glass and drinks down every single drop of the potion. Suddenly, she drops the glass on the floor, clutching her throat and gasping for air as the room starts to spin. Her transformation begins with her hair, flailing about as it turns white. Then, she looks at her hands as they suddenly start to turn clawed and bony)

Queen: Look! My hands!

(A few moments later, Queen eventually says something while her transformation finishes its curse)

Queen: (cracked voice) My voice! My voice! (cackling)

(She reveals her new appearance; a skeletal, witchy-looking hag with a warty nose and pasty-white hair in a jet-black cloak)

Queen: A perfect disguise.

(She cackles once more as the absolutely terrified crow falls into a skull)

Queen: And now...a special sort of death for one so fair. (leafs through a spellbook) What shall it be? AH!!

(her shout frightens the crow so many, he falls behind his perch)

Queen: A poisoned apple! "Sleeping Death". Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! (reading) "One taste of the Poisoned Apple, and the victim's eyes will close forever in the Sleeping Death."

(Fade to the Dwarfs' house. Our heroes have finished eating dinner and are now enjoying a dance feast. The dwarfs are yodeling whilst playing music. Doc is strumming a cello, Sneezy is playing a lute and Bashful, an accordion while Happy and Dopey do-si-do. They break it up for a second before doing another one as Snow White claps her hands)

Doc: (yodels)

Bashful: (yodeling)

(Sneezy yodels for a while as Dopey follows the lump on his throat, which moves as he sings. Off in a corner, Grumpy is playing a wooden organ, whose pipes have carved with different types of animals. He is sitting on the pedals, and not on a bench as one will expect. Soon, he plays a tune and Happy steps forward)

Happy: Ahem! (sings) I'd like to dance and tap my feet, but they won't keep in rhythm. You see, I washed them both today and I can't do nothing with them.

Dwarfs: (singing) Ho-hum, the tune is dumb, the words don't mean a fact. Isn't this a silly song for anyone to sing?

(Off in another corner, Dopey uses several drumsticks to beat on a wooden xylophone, then on a drum. As he does so, his drumsticks fly up into the air, slide through his coat and hit another drum, creating a rim shot as the last one hits a cymbal. In the center of the room, the silly tune plays again as Happy and Sneezy urge Bashful to sing before Snow White)

Bashful: I- (giggles)

(Grumpy tries the tune again, but Bashful is yet having damage making his words come out)

Bashful: Oh, g-g-g-gawrsh!

(The entire room, except for an annoyed Grumpy, bursts out laughing. The latter, however, hits his hands on the things, causing the organ to let out a loud, anguished yell)

Bashful: (singing) I chased a polecat up a tree way out upon a limb. And if he has the best of me, I have the worst of him.

Dwarfs: (singing) Ho-hum, the tune is dumb, the words don't mean a fact. Isn't this a silly song for anyone to sing?

(Cut to Dopey beating a cymbal in front to where Snow White is sitting. Then Princess kicks the cymbal as Dopey puts it on his head and sidesteps off-screen. Then Happy steps in and yodels swiftly. Snow White decides to join in, singing a high note. In another corner, Sleepy, who has been playing a flute, yawns as the fly from earlier flies into his mouth. As he sees the fly, he tries to catch it. Later, Doc offers Snow White a dance, and just like Happy and Dopey before, they do-si-do, breaking it up with Bashful and Sneezy before getting back to Doc again. Dopey is off drumming as he sees a fly. In an attempt to hit it, he instead hits several drums, culminating in a percussion solo which wears him out. Then the fly lands on Sleepy's nose. He gets ready to swat it as Dopey hands him a cymbal, and just as he's about to hit the fly, it flies away and his face shakes from the impact. Soon, Snow White is dancing in the middle of the room. Grumpy continues to play the organ, which works for a while until a note gets stuck. Annoyed, he shuts the mouths with the stuck note and plays a descending scale which ends with a wooden bird hatching out of an egg, giving a single chirp. Soon everyone is dancing all around the room and the dwarfs give a cheer to show the wonderful time they and their guests are having, while the animals swing to the music by the window. Later, Dopey, who is wearing a coat twice his size, jumps on Sneezy's head and tries to balance himself, all the while rubbing the latter's nose with his feet)

Sneezy: Be care--watch out. B-B-Be care…watch it, watch it, watch it, watch…w-w…AAHHHH---- (is about to sneeze, but Dopey blocks his nose just in time) Thanks.

(Then Dopey buttons up the coat and Sneezy walks him toward the others, the former snapping his fingers all the while. As they see the now tall dwarf, some of them start laughing at the somehow silly sight. Dopey bows to Snow White, who curtsies at the former's dance invitation, as he suddenly starts to lose his balance. Dopey is about to fall over as Sneezy reaches out an arm from behind and pulls the former back up just before he hits the floor. The others, yet laughing, breathe a sigh of relief and the dance music resumes. Then Dopey leads Snow White into the middle of the room as they start their dance. He swings his head happily, knowing that he's dancing with Princess. Meanwhile, Sneezy does his best to copy her foot motions, as well as keep his top half balanced. As Doc strums his cello, Sneezy starts to run around as Dopey hangs around Snow White in an elbow swing. Soon after, they break into a Russian dance while the dwarfs constantly say "Hey!". After a second, the music's tempo starts to rise until suddenly, Dopey is happily dancing as he hears Sneezy down below)

Sneezy: Ah-ch…ah-ch…ah-ch…ah…ooh…ah-ch--

(Dopey reacts fearfully, as Sneezy is about to sneeze. Snow White covers her ears, and everyone else scrambles for hiding places as Sneezy's sneeze reaches critical mass. Dopey mistakenly covers his nose, but it's no use)

Sneezy: Ah-ch-ch…ah-ch-ch…ah-ch-ah…ah-ch-ch…ah-ch…ah-ah-AAHHHH....AH-CHOOOOOOOO!!

(The blast of air from Sneezy's sneeze inflates Dopey's coat, and he bursts out like a cork. As the coat flops down to the floor and reveals Sneezy, everyone, except Grumpy, bursts out laughing at the hilarious sight as Dopey climbs down from the rafter he got blown into)

Snow White: (chuckling) That was fun.

Happy: Now you do something.

Snow White: Well, what have I done?

Sleepy: Warn us a story.

Dwarfs: Yes, warn us a story!

Happy: A true story.

Bashful: A love story.

Snow White: Well, once there was a princess......

Doc: Was Princess....you?

Snow White: And she fell in love.

Sneezy: Was it hard to do so?

Snow White: It was very easy. Anyone could see that Prince was charming. The only one for me.

Doc: Was he, uh, strong and handsome?

Sneezy: Was he big and tall?

Snow White: There's nobody like him, anywhere at all.

Bashful: Did he say he loved you?

Happy: Did he steal a kiss?

Snow White: (sings) He was so romantic, I could not resist.

(Everyone else gathers around Snow White as she begins to sing, her watchers becoming entranced by her beautiful voice)

Snow White: (singing) Someday my prince will come, someday we'll meet again. And away to his castle he'll go, to be happy forever I know.

(Grumpy, who is sitting at the organ away from the others, glances over his shoulder)

Grumpy: Huh, mush.

(As Snow White continues her song, the animals by the window embrace their respective mates)

Snow White: (singing) Someday if spring is here, we'll find our love anew. And the birds will sing and wedding bells will ring, someday if my dreams come truuuuue!

(The dwarfs sigh happily. Suddenly, a ringing sound is heard, followed by a croak. The sound is revealed to be a cuckoo clock which has a squirrel hitting an acorn with a ring, and a frog bursts out of the hatch below. Everyone looks up to see that it says 11 o'clock)

Snow White: Oh, my heavens! It's past bedtime. Go right upstairs to bed.

(Dopey runs for the stairs, but Doc grabs him by the coat)

Doc: Wait! Hold on there, men! (sees Dopey is yet running and drags him back down) The, uh, princess will sleep in our bed upstairs.

Snow White: But where will you sleep?

Doc: Oh, we'll be quite comfortable down here, in, uh, in, uh-

Grumpy: In a pig's eye!

Doc: In a pig's eye----uh-sty-NO, NO!! I mean…we'll be comfortable. Won't we, men?

Dwarfs: Oh, yes, mighty comfortable.

Doc: Now, don't you worry about us.

(As the conversation continues, Dopey notices a pillow sitting on a bench and sneaks over towards it)

Happy: We'll be alright, ma'am.

Doc: Go ahead right up now, uh, uh, my darling.

Snow White: Well, if you exist. Good night.

(Princess starts towards the bedroom)

Dwarfs: Good night, Princess.

Snow White: You're sure you'll be comfortable?

Dwarfs: Oh, yes, very comfortable.

Snow White: Well, pleasant dreams.

Dwarfs: Pleasant dreams.

(As soon as Snow White is upstairs, the other dwarfs see Dopey's pillow and run toward it. He tries to keep them away, but soon, they are all fighting over the pillow)

Dwarfs: (minus Doc) Let go! I saw it first!

Doc: Now, men, don't get emotional. Remember...share and care alike. Watch out, it'll clip---it'll tear!

(And it does so, scattering feathers everywhere. Dopey, however, pulls out a single feather soft enough for him to sleep on. Meanwhile in the dwarfs' bedroom, Snow White is saying her prayers before she goes to bed)

Snow White: Bless the seven little men who have been so kind to me…and…and may my dreams come true. Amen. (realizes she left something out) Oh, yes, and please make Grumpy like me.

(Cut to the basement. All the dwarfs have settled in, except for Grumpy, who is lying down in the now clean soup pot, clearly the last place he wants to sleep)

Grumpy: Hah! Women! (feels something underneath him, and pulls it out to reveal it is the serving spoon) A fine kettle of fish.

(Grumpy spits, and it makes a hissing noise upon hitting the floor. Then he looks around to his deep-asleep roommates. Bashful is breathing contentedly, as if dreaming about Snow White. Happy is sleeping inside a cabinet, the doors closing as he breathes in and opening as he breathes out. Doc is sleeping in the sink under the faucet. Every time he snores, a drop of water falls toward his mouth. After the third snore, it eventually does so and he gurgles in his sleep. Sneezy is sleeping on the bench, using Dopey's butt as a pillow. Soon the latter starts to whine and flail about, as if having a nightmare, jostling the former, who calms him down by poking his butt. Then he falls back to sleep. Last but not least is Sleepy, sleeping a corner as a fly lands on his nose. He flicks it off, but it goes back on and falls asleep as well. Fade to outside. Crickets are chirping and frogs are croaking as we pan away from the cottage)

(Fade to Queen's castle, laboratory. Queen is dipping an apple dangling by a string into a cauldron)

Queen: Dip the apple in the brew. Let the Sleeping Death seep through.

(After the apple is covered in the brew, she fishes it out and a skull forms on it, signifying its now-tainted state)

Queen: Look, on the skin! The symbol at what lies within. Now turn red to tempt Snow White to make her hunger for a bite. HAVE A BITE!!

(The waves hit the raven; he gets up and gasps at what he sees in front of him)

Queen: It's not for you. It's for Snow White. If she breaks the tender peel to taste the apple in my hand, her breath will silence, her blood congeal. Then I'll be fairest in the land! (cackles triumphantly) But wait! There may be an antidote. Nothing must be overlooked.

(she leafs through her spell book again and finds out there is, on page 33, an antidote)

Queen: Oh! Here it is! (reading) "The victim of the Sleeping Death can be revived only by Love's First Kiss." "Love's First Kiss". Bah! No fear of that. The dwarfs will think she's dead. She'll be buried alive! (cackles) Buried alive!

(Queen cackles once more as she heads out of the castle lab and into the dungeon. There, in a cell before her, is the skeleton of a dead prisoner reaching for a pitcher)

Queen: (to the skeleton) Thirsty? (chuckles and kicks the pitcher towards the skeleton) Have a drink!

(The skeleton falls apart, and a spider crawls out of the pitcher, revealed to be empty. Then Queen gets in a boat and rows out of the castle and into a fog. Then the evil witch trudges through the high grass toward the dwarfs' cottage, eager to carry out the plan that will mean the entire demise of the unaware princess)

(Fade to the Dwarfs' cottage, morning. The animals are sleeping outside, but suddenly, a click awakens them. They all clear away from the door just as it opens and Doc steps out with Snow White as he and the other dwarfs get ready to leave for another day of work at the mine)

Doc: Now don't forget, my darling. The-the old Queen's a sly one, complete with witchcraft. Then beware of strangers.

Snow White: Don't worry. I'll be alright.

(Then Snow White gives him a kiss on his head)

Snow White: See you tonight.

Doc: (giggling shyly) Yes. (regains his composure and clears his throat) Well, uh…c'mon, men.

(Next is Bashful, who takes off his cap in anticipation of a kiss)

Bashful: Be awful careful, because if anything would happen to you, I…I…uh…

(But he doesn't get to finish his sentence, as Snow White gives him a kiss, which makes him blush)

Snow White: Farewell.

Bashful: Oh, gawrsh! (chuckles)

(Meanwhile, Grumpy is watching from behind, yet not fond of Snow White, especially her kisses)

Grumpy: Hah, disgusting.

(The next to come is Sneezy, who also removes his cap)

Sneezy: And be sure to watch out------

(a sneeze starts to brew in his nose)

Sneezy: To wa--to wa--to wa-- (sniffing) watch out!

(Snow White kisses him, stifling his sneeze a little)

Sneezy: Thanks. Ah-ch…ah-ch-ch…ah-ch…ah-ch-ch-ch-ch…ah-choooooOOOO!!!!

(Dopey is next to come out, but gets blown back into the house by Sneezy's sneeze before Snow White can kiss him. She chuckles at this as the latter blushes. Suddenly, Dopey comes back out to try another kiss and Snow White gives it to him. He likes it so much, in fact, that he jumps in through the window and appears behind Sleepy)

Snow White: Well, alright, (kisses him) but that's the last----

(To her surprise, the mute dwarf speeds off and appears again for another kiss)

Snow White: (pushes him along) Go ahead, run along.

(Last to come is Grumpy, who is in the house, shining his head. He puts his cap back on and starts for the door as the others sing their song)

Dwarfs: (singing, minus Grumpy) Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to work we go! (whistling)

Snow White: Farewell!

(Grumpy clears his throat, trying to get the girl's attention)

Snow White: Farewell!

(Grumpy clears his throat harder and this gets her attention)

Grumpy: Now I'm warning you. Don't let nobody or nothing in the house.

Snow White: (surprised) Why, Grumpy, you do care.

(Princess turns Grumpy around to kiss him like the others, but he does not take it as well of them and storms off. After a few steps, he decides it doesn't feel so bad and sighs contentedly. His gruff demeanor returns, however, as Snow White blows him a kiss and he storms off once again, only to get his nose caught in a tree)

Grumpy: Huh!

(He takes a few more steps, but falls into a small stream. He tries to get up, but hits his head on a bridge overhead. After getting up again, he trudges out onto the other side)

Snow White: (distant) Farewell, Grumpy!

(Grumpy does not respond and simply trudges off, his shoes sloshing all the road)

(Fade to the Black Forest, near a small waterfall. Queen is walking through on en route to the dwarfs' cottage. Along the road, the former cackles to herself)

Queen: The little men will be away, and she'll be alone.....with a harmless old peddler woman. A harmless old peddler woman!

(As she speaks, two vultures watch from above. The moment they hear someone's going to die, they grin and fly off after her, not caring who it is as long as they get something to make a meal of)

(Fade to the Dwarfs' cottage, kitchen. Snow White is making the gooseberry pie the latter mentioned the night before, all the while singing her song again as she works)

Snow White: (sings) Someday my prince will come, someday we'll meet again. And away to his castle we'll go, to be happy forever I know. Someday if spring is here, we'll find our love anew. And the birds will sing and wedding bells will ring, someday if my dreams come truuuuue!

(Suddenly, a shadow washes over her, frightening the animals away and Snow White gasps. There standing in front of her, is Queen, disguised as an old peddler. Queen chuckles at her soon-to-be-deceased stepdaughter)

Queen: All alone, my pet?

Snow White: (hesitant) Why…why, yes, I am, but-

Queen: The…the little men are not here?

Snow White: No, they're not, but…

(Meanwhile, Queen is yet speaking to Snow White and sniffs the air)

Queen: Making pies?

Snow White: Yes, gooseberry pie.

Queen: It's apple pies that makes the menfolk's mouths water. (takes out her basket of apples and shows her the red, poisoned apple) Pies made from apples like these.

(From the side of the house, the animals see Queen offer Snow White the apple)

Snow White: Oh, they do look delicious.

Queen: Yes, but wait until you taste one, darling. (chuckles)

(However, the birds in another tree, see the vultures and chirp a plan to themselves)

Queen: Like to try one, huh? Go ahead. Go ahead, have a bite.

(But just as Snow White is about to take the apple, the birds attack Queen)

Snow White: (to the birds) Stop that, stop this. Go away, go away. Shame on you, frightening a poor old lady.

(Queen, recovering from her shock, bends down and picks up her apple)

Queen: (shivering) Oh, I thought I lost it.

Snow White: There, there. I'm very sorry.

(Queen grins evilly, as she now has another idea)

Queen: (feigning weakness) Ohh! My heart! Oh, my…my poor heart. Take me into the house, and let me rest. A drink of water, please.

(Snow White takes Queen into the house, yet oblivious to her true intentions. The animals gather around the window concernedly. Then Queen takes the apple out of her cloak and looks at Princess intently as she preps some water.

(The animals, knowing there's no time to lose, scurry off towards the woods, except for Mr. Turtle, who just plods along as usual)

(Fade to the forest. The animals are running towards the mine, hoping to catch the dwarfs before they begin work, unaware that they have reached it already. The latter, of course, is bringing up the rear due to the fact running as fast as the animals)

Dwarfs: (singing) Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to work we go. (whistling) Heigh-ho, heigh-ho!

(At this point, the animals have crossed the river by the mine and are almost there. Meanwhile, the dwarfs load their tools into a cart. Doc, Sneezy, Grumpy, Happy and Bashful pull in front while Sneezy and Dopey bring up the rear. Suddenly, Doc stops short)

Doc: Hey, look!

(After Doc stops, the rest of the dwarfs bump into him and fall to the ground, the cart clattering behind them. Eventually, the animals rush over the hilltop and try to get the dwarfs to follow them, but they do not understand)

Doc: Quit that! Get away from me, get away! Go ahead, shoo!

Grumpy: (to some birds) Go ahead, get outta here!

(Five of the birds pull on Dopey's coat, but he shoos them away and falls down. This, however, does not stop the birds and they pull on him again)

Doc: (as Mrs. Deer pushes him) What ails these crazy birds?

Bashful: (holding onto a tree as Mr. Deer tugs on him) Th-they've gone plumb daffy!

Sneezy: (as some birds, a squirrel and a rabbit pull on him) Yes, they've g-g-gone--ah-choooooOOOO!!!!

(His sneeze blows the squirrel and rabbit away, but not the birds)

(Cut to the dwarfs' cottage, interior. Queen is speaking to Snow White after her little drink and now has a new idea on how to get her to taste the poisoned apple)

Queen: And because you've been so good to poor old Granny, I'll share a secret with you. This is no ordinary apple. It's a magic wishing apple.

Snow White: A wishing apple?

Queen: Yes! One bite and all your dreams will come true.

Snow White: Really?

Queen: Yes, girlie.

(as she says these words, she walks toward Snow White with the hand holding the apple extended towards her)

Queen: Now, make a wish and take a bite.

(Cut to the mine. The animals are yet trying to get the confused dwarfs to follow them, with little success)

Happy: Go ahead, get!

Bashful: These pesky critters won't stop!

Doc: Ain't natural, there's something wrong!

Grumpy: They ain't acting this fashion for nothing!

Sleepy: (yawning voice) Perhaps the old Queen, uh, has Snow White.

Doc: (realizing) Queen!

Dwarfs: (also realizing, in unison) Snow White!

Grumpy: (worried, which is surprising coming him) Queen'll murder her! We have to save her!

Doc: Yes! Yes! Uh, w-w-we have to save her!

Sneezy: She'll murder her!

Happy: What've we done?

Doc: Yes, yes, what've we done?

Grumpy: C'mon! (mounts Mr. Deer) Giddap!

(Bashful and Sneezy mount another male deer with the latter hanging onto its tail. Happy is having damage getting on another deer until the birds help him on, albeit backwards. Then Doc runs after them)

Doc: Wait for me! Wait for--

(Another one of the deer lifts Doc onto its back. Lastly of course, Dopey, who is hanging onto a deer's tail while trying to mount it. Also unsurprisingly, Mr. Turtle is almost to the mine as the others pass him and run like thunder towards the cottage, hoping to save Snow White in time)

(Cut to the Dwarfs' cottage, interior. Queen is advancing towards Snow White, yet trying to goad Princess into eating the tainted apple)

Queen: There must be something your little heart desires. Maybe there's someone you love.

Snow White: (frightened and backed into a corner) Well, there is someone.

Queen: I thought so. I thought so! (chuckles) Old Granny knows a young girl's heart. (hands Snow White the apple) Now take the apple, darling, and make a wish.

Snow White: (closing her eyes) I wish…I wish…

Queen: That's it, go ahead! Go ahead.

(Meanwhile, the dwarfs ride as fast as they can to the cottage across the log bridge, down a cliff and over a crevice)

Snow White: …and that he will carry me away to his castle, where we will live happily ever after.

Queen: Well, fine! Now take a bite.

(Meanwhile, both feasts are yet running as fast as they can)

Queen: (from inside) Don't let the wish grow cold!

(Dark clouds slowly begin to appear in the heavens just as Snow White takes a bite out of the apple. Suddenly, she begins to feel woozy as the spell takes effect)

Snow White: Oh, I feel strange.

Queen: (to herself) Her breath will silence. Her blood congeal.

(Snow White takes a few short breaths before eventually collapsing to the floor. Queen cackles triumphantly, and it starts to storm)

Queen: Now I'll be fairest in the land! (cackling)

(Suddenly, Queen looks to see the dwarfs riding on the animals toward her)

Dwarfs: Hurry up, hurry up!

(Fearing for her life, Queen runs away from the cottage just as her pursuers get there)

Grumpy: There she goes!

(The animals and their riders take off with Queen, oblivious to Snow White's condition. The vultures, now sure that the wicked queen is the soon-to-be-dead carcass they will feast on, fly after her as well. Meanwhile, Queen is yet running as fast as she can, the pouring rain, gusting wind and tangling vines from the trees slowing her down. Soon she reaches a high rocky cliff and climbs up, sure that the dwarfs will not follow her)

Grumpy: After her!

(The dwarfs climb up after Queen, who is halfway up to China as she turns to see her pursuers. They are not looking very happy as they get closer to her. Without a moment's hesitation, she advances on towards the top with the dwarfs gaining on her. Eventually, she gets to the peak and suddenly finds herself at the edge of the cliff)

Queen: (gasping) I'm trapped! What have I done? The meddling little fools!

(As she speaks, the vultures perch on a branch above her and grin, knowing that her falling off the cliff will mean certain death. The dwarfs are almost to her as she picks up a long stick and lodges it under a boulder large enough to crush them all. She pushes on it)

Queen: I'll fix you! I'll crush your bones!

(They get to her just as the boulder's about to come down)

Grumpy: Watch out!

(Queen cackles triumphantly one last time, confident she'll finish off the dwarfs, but suddenly, a bolt of lightning almost misses her and causes the rock to crumble underneath her. As she falls to her death, shrieking, the boulder leans the other road and falls with her. The vultures watch her fall and grin once more, knowing they eventually have a dead body to devour. The dwarfs, however, look on with astonishment and find almost no trace of her in the deep, dark abyss. Then the vultures fly down to find Queen's remains)

(Fade to the Dwarfs' cottage, interior. A pipe organ plays in the background as everyone mourns the supposed loss of Snow White. The dwarfs all have their hats in their hands and tears in their eyes. Grumpy tries to hold it in, but can't keep from weeping, as he now regrets his mistreatment of her. Doc is consoling Dopey, who is sobbing on his shoulder. Outside, the animals watch the funeral scene from the window. Mrs. and Mr. Deer bow their heads as the rain continues to fall)

Narrator: Then beautiful, even in death, that the dwarfs could not find it in their hearts to bury her. They fashioned a coffin out of glass and gold, and kept eternal vigil at her side. Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.

Prince: (voice-over, sings) One song, I have but one song.

(Fade to a secluded glade containing the coffin in which the seemingly deceased princess rests. A beam of sunlight shines down on her as flower petals rain from above. Mrs. Deer and Junior, as well as the rest of the animals lay flowers at her bedside)

Prince: (singing) One song, only for you. One heart tenderly beating.

(Soon the dwarfs come in, also carrying flowers and laying them at her bedside)

Prince: (singing) Ever entreating, constant and true.

(Then Doc and Happy lift the cover off the coffin, and Grumpy places the flower in her hands. Everyone bows to her)

Prince: (singing) One love that has possessed me, one love thrilling me through.

(Suddenly, Prince appears and sings the last verse of his song as he proceeds towards the glade)

Prince: (singing) One song, my heart keeps singing. Of one love, only for youuuuu!

(Meanwhile, everyone looks up and sees Prince. Prince goes over to Snow White and leans in for a kiss. After this, he bows at her bedside and everyone else bows their heads as well. Suddenly, as if by magic, Princess' eyes flutter and she slowly stirs awake)

Chorus: And away to his castle you'll go, to be happy forever I know.

(Everyone else around Snow White looks up and their faces brighten, even Grumpy's. Princess looks around to see Prince before her. Prince picks up his now bride-to-be and carries her out. Everyone rejoices at Princess' resurrection and dances wildly about)

Everyone: Happy Hannukah!

(Prince carries Snow White out of the glade with our heroes following them. Soon, they get to his horse and he puts her on its back)

Snow White: (kissing Bashful, who blushes) Farewell.

(Grumpy takes off his hat and she kisses him to show her forgiveness)

Snow White: Farewell, Grumpy. (to Happy, Doc and Sneezy) Farewell.

(The last to come is Dopey)

Snow White: Oh, Dopey. (to everyone) Farewell!

(With that said, the two soon-to-be couple rides off into the woods towards Prince' castle in the distance. Now that the wicked Queen Queen is gone for good, Snow White grins, knowing her dreams of happiness have eventually come true)

Chorus: (sings) Someday if spring is here, we'll find our love anew. And the birds will sing, and wedding bells will ring.

(On the last line, the book is shown again)

Chorus: (singing) Someday if my dreams come truuuuue!

Lyla Rossi As Narrator: And they lived happily ever after.

Lyla Rossi: The End.

Chapter Four: Savanna's Lucky

Savanna: Oh Lyla, you know how to read Bedtime Stories.

Savanna: I'm so proud of you Lyla.

Lyla Rossi: I Know!

Lyla Rossi: Be Quiet!

Savanna: I Had such Caring little sister.

Emily: Pollyanna do you hungry?

Emily: Do you want a Milk?

Baby Pollyanna: (drinks gentle)

Emily: you Drinks so gentle, Pollyanna.

Sonic: Good job Emily, I Need that Emily who loves to taking care of Kids!

Baby Pollyanna: (Burps)

Marinette: here you go, my Little one!

Baby Lily: (drinks very careful)

Marinette: She Calmed down!

Espio: I'm so proud of you Marinette.

Mylene: What did you read, Lyla?

Lyla Rossi: It's about Snow White & Seven Dwarfs.

Ivan: OOO, Sounds Interesting.

Alix: That was Awesome Bedtime story.

Rose: Lyla you talented, Baby Flora Feels Sleeping.

Juleka: She Sleep.

Sabrina: That was Cute Fairytale.

Chloe: This Fairytale Ridiculous Utterly Ridiculous.

Adrien: Lyla, How did you Read This Bedtime Story?

Nino: Cool Lyla.

Nathaniel: This was Fantastic Fairytale.

Alya: I Know, Lady Bug would be Proud of you.

Marinette: We wanna be your Friends, Lyla.

Amy: Yep, That's All Right thing.

Kim: Wow Awesome Bedtime Book.

Max: you on Hundred Precent, Very Smart, Lyla.

Savanna: See, I Knew you can Make Friends.

Lyla Rossi: Thank you Baby Flora, Now, I'll keep being Kind.

Princess & the Frog

Marinette: Lily, I'll read to you Bedtime story called Princess & the Frog.

Marinette: ♪Evening star is shining bright, So make a wish and hold on tight, There’s magic in the air tonight, And anything can happen.♪

Tiana's mother Eudora: (She's reading a book.) Just in that moment, the ugly little frog looked up with his sad, round eyes and pleaded: "Oh, please, dear princess, Only a kiss from you can break this terrible spell, that was inflicted on me by a wicked witch".

Charlotte La Bouff: [whisper] There comes my favorite part.

Eudora: And the beautiful princess was so moved by his desperate plea, that she stooped down, picked up the slippery creature, leaned forward, raised him to her lips, and kissed that little frog. Than the frog was transformed into a handsome prince. They were married and lived happily ever after. The end.

Charlotte: Yay! Read it again, read it again!

Eudora: Sorry Charlotte, it's time for us to be headin' home. Say good night, Tiana.

Tiana: There is no way, in this whole wide world... I would ever, ever, ever I mean never kiss a frog. Yuck

Is that so?

Here comes your prince charming, Tia.

Come on, kiss.

- No!

Yes, Yes!

- Stop it!

- I won't, I won't, I won't!

- I would do it. I would kiss a frog. I would kiss a hundred frogs, if I could marry a prince and be a princess. You girls, stop tormentin’ that poor little kitty. Poor little thing.

- Evenin’ Eudora!

- Daddy, Daddy, look at my new dress.

- Isn’t it pretty?

- Hah,hah, look at you. Why, I’d expect nothin’ less from the finest seamstress in New Orleans. Uuh, I want that there. - Oh, no sugar come on.

- I want that one.

- Please, please, please, please!

- Eudora. You suppose you can web something up like that?

- Anything for my best customer.

- Yeah! Come along, Tiana. Your Dad should be home from work by now. Aah, now princess, you gettin’ that drift but that’s it. No more Mr. Pushover. - Now who wants a puppy?

- I do! I do! He’s so cute! Mmm, gumbo smells good Tiana.

- I think it’s done, Daddy.

- Yeah. Are you sure?

-Mm-hmm. - Absolutely positive?

- Yes! Okay, I’m about to put this spoon in my … -Wait!

-Done. - What? - Well, sweetheart … This is the… The best gumbo I’ve ever tasted. Come here. Eudora, our little girl’s got a gift. - I coulda have told you that. - A gift this special just gotta be shared. Hey everybody I made gumbo. Uuuh, that’s smells good You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life. It warms them right up and it puts little smiles on their faces. And when I open up my own restaurant, I tell you, people are gonna lined up for miles around, just to get a taste of my food. - Our food! - That’s right, baby. Our food. - Daddy, look.

- Where’re you goin’? Charlotte’s faity tale book said, if you make a wish on evening star it shoulda come true.

- Hmmh, won’t you wish on that star, sweetheart? - Yes, you wish and you dream with all your little heart. But you remember dear Anawet, that old star can only take you part of a way. You got to help him with some hard work of your own. And then… Yeah you can do anything you said you mind to. Just promise your Daddy one thing? That you’ll never, ever lose sign what is really important. Okay? See you in the morning, baby cakes. Get some sleep. Please, please, please. Aaaaaaah!!! Well Miss Tiana rough night for tips but every little penny counts.

(Sometime later, Tiana grew up and began working.)

Don’t you worry, Daddy … We’ll be there soon.

Goodnight Cal’s, good morning Duke’s. In the South Land there’s a city Way down on the river Where the women are very pretty And all the men deliver They got music it’s always playin’ Start in the day time go all through the night when you hear that music playin’ Hear what I’m saying and make it feel alright Grab somebody, come on down Bring your paintbrush, we’re painting the town Oh there’s some sweetness going around Catch it down in New Orleans We got magic, good and mase Make it happen, make it real, say If anything you want is lose what you have Down here in New Orleans Hey partner, don’t be shy Come on down here and give us a try You wanna do some livin’ before you die Do it down in New Orleans Stalee homes and mansions Of the sugar darns and cotton candy Rich people, old people, all got dreams … Dreams do come true in New Orleans. Order up! - Another coffee here, sug’ . - Comin’ right up, Virgil. - Hey, Tiana - Morning, Georgia. - Hi, how are you doin’ Tiana? - Hey y’all! - We all goin’ out dancin’ tonight. Care to join us? - Yeah, c’mon, Tiana, you could use a little hand. It’s Mardi Gras. No, I got two left feet. Besides I’m gonna… You need a napkin, sweetheart? I’m gonna work a double shift tonight… Here you are, cakes.

- You know, so I…

- You can save for your restaurant. I know, I know. Girl! All you ever do is work! Order up!

- Maybe next time. I told y’all she wouldn’t come.

- Are you talkin’ ‘bout that dang restaurant again?

- Buford, your eggs are burnin’.

- You ain’t never gonna get enough for the dang payment.

- I’m gettin’ close.

- Yeah. How close?

- Where my flapjacks? Hah, hah! You got about as much chance of gettin’ that restaurant as I do of winnin’ the Kentucky Derby. Saddle me up, y’all and pump that…

- Mornin’, Mr. La Bouff.

- Good mornin’, Tiana. Congratulations on bein’ voted king of the Mardi Gras parade. Caught me completely by surprise … for the fifth year in a row. - Now, how about I celebrate with… - Beignets? Got me a fresh batch just waitin’ for you. Well, keep ‘em comin’ ‘til I pass out.

- Oh Tia! Tia, Tia, Tia!!

- Charlotte?!

-Did you get the news? Tell her, oh tell her Big Daddy.

- Oh, yeah. Prince Naveen …

- Prince Naveen of Maldonia is coming to New Orleans. Isn’t it the bee’s knees? Tell her what you did, Big Daddy. Tell her!

- Well, I invited …

- Daddy invited the prince to a masquerade.Volcanized! Tell her what else you did Big Daddy. Go on.

- And he stay…

- And he stay … And he stay in our house as my personal guest. Oh, Lottie, that’s swell. A little worthy advice: My Mom always said that the quicks way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

- That’s it.

- What just happened? Oh, Tia, you are Bonafide genius. I’m gonna need about five hundred of your man-catching beignets for my ball tonight. Let’s get it Daddy. Will this many cover it? Well? This should cover it just fine, Lottie. This is it! I’m gettin’ my restaurant. Tonight my prince is finally coming. And I’ll show his happy and not let him go. FENNER BROS. REALTY FOR SALE Everything looks pita pa key , Mr. Fenner. - And. .. Mr. Fenner. - We have all the paperwork ready to sign, - for this thing at Mardi Gras . - I do you one better, why we don’t sign tonight when i see you all at the La Bouff masquerade ball. You got the whole bargain, Tiana. - Table for one, please. - Oh, Mama. Here is a little something to.. help you get started. Daddy’s gumbo pot. I know. I miss him too. Well now… Hurry up and open the door. Just look at it, Mama. Doesn’t just make you wanna cry? Yes. The main D. gonna be right where you are stayin’. And over here, a gourmande kitchen. And hang up from the ceiling a big, old crystal chandelier. You are your Daddy’s daughter, all right. He used to go on and on about this old sugar mill too. Baby cakes, I’m sure, this place is gonna be just wonderful. But it’s a shame you’re working so hard. But how can I let it now when I’m so close. I got to make sure all that hard work means something. Tiana! Your Daddy may not have gotten place you always wanted but he had something better. He had love. And that’s all I want for you, sweetheart. To me you and prince charming end dance out until y’all happily ever after. I don’t have time for dancing. That’s just gonna have to wait a while How long we’re talkin’ about here? Ain’t got time for messing around And it’s not my style I want some grandkids. This whole town can slow you down People taking the easy way But I know exactly where I’m going And getting closer, closer, every day And I’m almost there I’m almost there People down here think I’m crazy, but I don’t care Tribes and tribulations have had my share There ain’t nothing gonna stop me now cause I’m almost there I remember Daddy told me : Fairytales can come true You gotta make ‘em happen it all depends on you So I work real hard each and every day Now things for sure are going my way Just doing what I do Look out boys I’m coming through And I’m almost there I’m almost there People gonna come here from everywhere And I’m almost there, I’m almost there There’s been tribes and tribulations You know I’ve had my share But I’ve climbed the mountain, I’ve crossed the river And I’m almost there, I’m almost there I’m almost there ! - Excuse me! - You need a hand in there, buddy? Achedanza… (Cool) Sir … I’ve been looking for you everywhere. What a coincidence, Lawrence. I’ve been avoiding you everywhere. - We are going to be late for the Masquerade. - Listen, Lawrence, listen. It’s jazz, that’s the music. It was born here. It’s beautiful, no? No. Oh, dance with me, fat man. Get loose, Lawrence. - We supposed to be at La Bouff’s estate by now. - Yes, yes, yes. But first … I buy everyone here a drink. With what? At this point you have two choices: Woo and marry richa lady or … Get a job. All right, fine but first… We dance. - This is idiocy. - For someone who can’t see his feet, you’re very light on them! It’s perfect. You’re finally getting into the music! Do you get my joke? Because your head is, it is in the tuba! - Get me out! - All right. Hold on. Degrading. I never been so humiliated. Hello? Gentlemen. Enchantée. A tip of the hat from Dr. Facilier. How y’all doin’? Tarot readings, charms, potions … Dreams made real! - Achedanza! (Cool) - Were I a betting man…And I’m not, - I stay away from games of chance… - Sir! - I’d wager… I’m in the company of visiting royalty. Lawrence, Lawrence! This remarkable gentleman has just read my palm! Or this morning’s newspaper? Sir, this chap is obviously a charlatan. - I suggest we move on to a less… - Don’t you disrespect me little man!. Don’t you derogate or deride! You’re in my world now, Not your world And I’ve got friends on the other side! He’s got friends on the other side… That’s just an echo, gentlemen. Just a little somethin’ we have here in Louisiana, a little parlor trick. Don’t worry…. Sit down at my table Put your minds at ease If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please I can read your future I can change it ‘round some, too I’ll look deep into your heart and soul (you do have a soul, don’t you, Lawrence?) Make your wildest dreams come true! I got voodoo, I got hoodoo, I got things I ain’t even tried! And I got friends on the other side. He’s got friends on the other side… The cards, the cards, the cards will tell The past, the present, and the future as well The cards, the cards, just take three Take a little trip into your future with me! Now you, young man, are from across the sea You come from two long lines of royalty (I’m a royal myself on my mother’s side) Your lifestyle’s high But your funds are low You need to marry a little honey whose daddy got dough Mommy and daddy cut you off, huh playboy? -Yeah, sad but true. Now y’all gotta get hitched, but hitchin’ ties you down. You just wanna be free. Hop from place to place. But freedom… takes green! It’s the green, it’s the green, it’s the green you need And when I looked into your future It’s the green that I see! On you little man, I don’t want to waste much time You been pushed around all your life You been pushed around by your mother and your sister and your brother. And if you was married… You’d be pushed around by your wife But in your future, the you I see It’s exactly the man you always wanted to be! Shake my hand. Come on, boys Won’t you shake the poor sinner’s hand? -Are you ready? -Are you ready? -Are you ready? -Transformation central! -Transformation central! -Reformation central! -Reformation central! Transmogrification central! Can you feel it? You’re changin’, You’re changin’ You’re changin’, all right! I hope you’re satisfied But if you ain’t Don’t blame me You can blame my friends on the other side! You got what you wanted! But you lost what you had! Hush… Ah, Senator Johnson! Hey, Jimmy. I hope you leavin’ some of the beignets so you can stitch once. No, pipe and hot. Stella, excuse me… Stella, no, no. Okay, but just one. But Miss Charlotte … You said later two hours? Travis! When a woman says later, she really means not ever! Now run along. There are plenty of young fillies dyin’ for you to waltz them into a stupor. - Gimme them napkins! Quick! - What on earth for? I swear, I’m sweatin’ like a sinner in church! - Oh, Tia, is gettin’ to be so late. - There’s still a few stragglers. This is a failure. Tia, my prince is never comin’. - Now, Lottie… - I never get anything I wish for! Lottie, wait! - Just calm down and take a deep… - Maybe I just got to wish harder. Please, please, please please, please … Lottie, you can’t just wish on a star expecting … Ladies and gentlemen! His Royal Highness, Prince Naveen. Good Evening, Tiana. Marvelous party. Evening, Mr. Fenner. And. .. Mr. Fenner. - I’m smelling meanies. - Gonna be the House specialty, once I signed those papers you’re brought. -Yes … -About that… - You were outbid. - What? The fella came in offering a full amount of cash. Less you can tap his offer by Wednesday. You can kiss that place goodbye. You know how long it took me to save that money? Exactly! Which is why a little woman of your background … woulda had a hands full, trying to run a big business like that. You better off, will y’all, yeah! - No, wait a minute! - No more meanies, no! No. .. hold on a minute! You..you come back! Tia, time to get prince charmed with those man-catchin’ being… - What happened? - I. .. I …just. Oh, you poor dear. Oh, Prince Naveen, We will be right back, sugar. I got just a dress for you. Oh, Tia, honey, did you see the way he danced with me? A marriage proposal, can be far behind. Thank you, Evening star! You know, I was taught to think that wishing on stars was just for… Babies an’ crazy people. Look at you! Aren’t you just as pretty as a magnolia in May? Seems like only yesterday we were … Both little girls, dreaming our fairy tales dreams. And tonight they’re finally coming true! Well…back into the fray! Wish me luck. Oh, Naveen … Almost… Almost there People would come here from everywhere I was almost… There. I can not believe I’m doing this. Please… Please… Please! Very funny. So, what now? I reckon you want a kiss?

Naveen: Kissing would be nice, yes? I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I did not mean to scare you, I… Wait, no , no… Wait, wait, wait, hold on. You know, you have a very strong arm, princess. Ok, please! Put the monkey down.

Tiana: Stay back, or I’ll… I’ll…

Naveen: Please, please, please… Ah, oh well…allow me to introduce myself: I’m Prince Naveen. … of Maldonia.

Tiana: Prince? But I didn’t wish for any… Hold on, if you’re the prince, then… then who was that waltzing with Lottie on the dance floor?

Naveen: All I know, is one minute I am a prince, charming and handsome, cutting-a-rug, and the next thing I know, …I am tripping over these. Wait, wait, wait… Wait! I know this story! Di Frogie Prutto!

Tiana: The Frog Prince?

Naveen: Yes, yes, yes… My mother had the servants read this to me every night. Yes, yes… this is exactly the answer! You must kiss me!

Tiana: Excuse me?

Naveen: You will enjoy it, I guarantee. All women enjoy the kiss… of Prince Naveen. Come, we pucker. That’s new.

Tiana: Look, I’m sorry. I’d really like to help you, but I just… Do not kiss frogs.

Naveen: Wait a second! But…On the balcony, you ask me…

Tiana: I didn’t expect you to answer!

Naveen: Oh, but you must kiss me. Look, besides being unbelievably handsome, I also happened to come from a fabulously wealthy family. Surely, I can offer you some type of reward or a wish I could grant perhaps… Yes?

Tiana: Just… One kiss?

Naveen: Just one. Unless you beg for more.

Tiana: Ok Tiana, you can do this… Just a little kiss, just a little kiss. Ok! You don’t look there much different. But how did you get way up there? And how did I get way down here, in all this!

Naveen: Easy princess, do not panic!

Tiana: What did you do to me? I…I’m green and I’m…and I’m slimy!

No, no, no … - This is not slime. - What? You’re secreting mucus. Stella! Get that frogs! - Run! - I can’t run, I’m a frog. Then hop! Calm boy, calm you monster dog! En garde! Look out! Get out of the way. - Where are we going? - Excuse me! - I can’t see a thing. - Me neither, can I? - Wait, Stella… - Get up! - Stella, it’s me, Tiana! - Tiana? Stella just talked to me! The dog just spoke to me! You know, if you are going to let every little thing bother you… It’s going to be very long night! Oh dear. - You are so quiet? - You let him go! The poor dear frog was scarfing , so I loosened the lid, and…. How do I ever get tangled up in all this voodoo madness? I can’t get through with this. - You wear this …this ghostly flinger! - Amulet! Anything happens to this … I’m gonna need… Fun fact about voodoo, Larry. Can counter a thing for myself. Besides … you and I both know the real power in this world ain’t magic. It’s money. Lots of it. - It’s true. - Aren’t you tired of living on a smidgens, While all those fat cats in their fancy cars don’t give you so much of a sideway’s glance ? Yes… I am. All you got to do is marry Big Daddy’s little princess … And we will splittin’ that juicy La Bouff fortune right down in the middle. Sixty-forty like i said. But … - What about Naveen? - You little slip-up… We will be a minor bump in the road, so long as we got the prince’s blood in this. Voodoo? You mean to tell me this all happened because you were messing with the Shadow Man? He was very charismatic! It serves me right for wishing on stars. The only way to get what you want in this world is through hard work. Hard work? Why… why would a princess need to work hard? Huh? Oh, I’m not a princess. I’m a waitress. A waitress? Well no wonder the kiss did not work! You lied to me! - I…I never said I was a princess. - You never said you were a w… a waitress! You were wearing a crown. It was a costume party, - You spoiled little rich boy. - Oh, oh yes, oh ye? Well, the egg is on your face, alright, because I do not have any riches! - What? - I am completely broke. You said … - You were fabulously wealthy! - No, no, no. My parents are fabulously wealthy. But they cut me off for being a… Leech! Leech! You’re broke, and you had the gall to call me a liar? It was not a lie! I fully inte…Aaah! I fully intend to be rich again! Once I marry Miss Charlotte La Bouff’ and she will help me! - You a prince? - obviously! She’ll help you! All right then. Once you two are married, you are gonna keep your promise - and get me my restaurant, right? - Whoa, oh, not so fast. I made that promise to a beautiful princess, not a cranky wai… Why are those logs moving? Those aren’t logs! I got glimpse on a big one. - C’mon, come here! - Come here you tasty one mussel! Where did they go? Lower the vine. Find your own tree. - There he is. - I’ve seen him! I’ve seen him! Okay, help me get out of this swamp and once I married Charlotte, I shall get you your restaurant. You gonna taste so good you wasted invaluable rat! Quick, quick, pull me up! You can hop … -but you can’t hide. -We got all night! Well, waitress, looks like we going to be here for a while. So we may as well get … comfortable. Take your slimes away from me. I’ve told you … It is not slime! It is mucus.

Rise and shine, Sleeping Beauty. Gators are gone. We got to get back to New Orleans … And undo this mess you got us into. I was not the one parading around with your phony baloney tiara. Music de paddle bile. Could use a little help! I will play a little louder. How about a little less piggin’ and a … I know that tune! Dippermouth Blues. - Play it, brother! - Where you’ve been all my life?! - Where did you learn to play like that? Well, the Bajou’s is the best jazz school in the world. All the greats play the riverboats. Oh, Louis give anything to be up there jammin’ with the big boys. - So why don’t you? - Oh, I tried once. It didn’t end well. It is been a real pleasure meetin’ you, Louis. And thank you for coming and for not eatin’ us. We best be on our way. Where are you goin’? - To find somebody to break the spell. - What spell? Brace yourself, my skilly friend, We are not frogs … - We are humans. - What? You are serious? I am Naveen, Prince of Maldonia. And she is Tiana, the waitress. Do not kiss her. Now just a second. This corny here got himself turned into a frog by a voodoo man and now … Voodoo? Like the kind Mama Odie do. - Mama, hoodie ? - Mama Odie. She is the voodoo queen of the Bajou. She got magic and spells of kind a voodoo . Could you take us to her? To the deepest, darkest part of a Bayou?? Facing raser sharks, prick ambushers, and trappers, and hunters with guns? No. Watch and learn. Louis, that’s too bad we can not help you with your dream. If only you were smaller… less toothy. You can play jazz to adoring crowd without scaring them. Anyway, enjoy your loneliness, my friend! Abenaza. Cute, but it’s not gonna… Hey guys, I just had me a crazy idea. What about if I ask Mama Odie to turn me human? Louis, you are a genius. Hallelujah! If I were a human being I’d head straight for New Orleans and I’d blow this horn so hot and strong like no one they’d ever seen Louis Armstrong, Mister Sydney Bechet All the boys gonna step aside when they hear this old Alligator play Listen! When I’m human as I hope to be I’m gonna blow this horn till the cows come home and everyone’s gonna bow down to me! Thank you! Thank you! Aw, thank you! I love you too baby! When I’m myself again I want just the life I had Aye that doesn’t sound too bad a redhead on my left arm a brunette on my right a blonde or two to hold a candle that seem just about right Eh, Louis? Life is short when you’re done, you’re done we’re on this Earth to have some fun - and that’s the way things are - Say it, brother! When I’m human, and I’m gonna be I’m gonna tear it up like I did before that’s a royal guarantee You are getting married! All right. I just have to leave a string of broken hearts behind me. Your modesty becomes you and your sense of responsibility I worked hard for everything I got and that’s the way it’s supposed to be When I’m a human being at least I’ll act like one if you do your best each and every day good things are sure to come your way What you give is what you get! My daddy said that and now I’ll never forget and I amend it to you When we’re human and we’re gonna be I’m gonna blow my horn! I’m gonna live the high life! I’m gonna do my best to take my place in the sun When we’re human! Oh, Prince Naveen, dear. I am positively mortified you had to endure that frog fiasco last night. Well, when you’re next in line for the throne, you’re poised like a panther, ready to expect the unexpected. - Y-your ear. - What? Oh, there’s pesky mosquitoes… everywhere. Get in here! Please, Miss Charlotte, I can no longer ignore the throbbing of my… Heart. Even though our time together’s been brief, it’s been heavenly. Let it…Place, Prince Naveen, You got me blushin’ ‘til I… Would you do me the honor of becoming Princess of Maldonia? Are you serious? As the plague. Yes! Oh, I most definitely will marry you! Oh, there’s so much to plan! The guest list! The dress! The music! The flowers! The shoes! We’re gonna have ourselves a Mardi Gras weddin’. No! What we do now? Because somebody let our frog prince go, Larry … I’m reduced to ask for help from my friends on the other side. - Now, that restaurant of yours, is it gonna have étouffée? - Jambalaya, gumbo …It’s gonna have it all! - It’s gonna have it all! - I always wanted to try red beans and rice, - Muffulettas, po’ boys… - Stop Louis. You two are making me so very hungry. Interesting. What are you doing? You are frightening the food. This is harder than it looks. What? Oh, no! No, no, no! There is no way I’m kissing a frog and eating a bug on the same day. . - Hello - What are you doin’? - Stop moving! - You are making this very difficult. - Y’all found anything to eat yet, ah? Oh, my! Hang on. Old Louis gotta comin’. No, no, no, no … How’s that? This could be a little better. You know what this needs? A shaft stick! Be right back! - This is all your fault! - My fault… my fault … Let me tell you something. I was… Well, look at you! Girl, I guess you and your boyfriend got a little carried away, am I right, am I right? - No, no, no, that’s not possible! - … I am the prince of Maldonia! Let me shine a little light on the situation. ‘cuse me. One more time now. That’s cool. Oh, it’s ok baby, I’m not gonna explode me. I ain’t no fire cracka! Got my big butt roundness. Right. Women like a man with big back porch. Oh you know… You are done this a real goof of somethin’. Nobody’s going to help? - Oh, dear! - Hang on, cap’. I’m just.. Get the noise comin’ out. I’ll catch the fish. Get one, get two. Aroun’ a fishing time ‘Bout time I introduce myself. My name Raymond, but everybody call me Ray.. Pardon me, but your accent… It’s funny, you know? Ok Jimbrah’. Born branded the Bayou. You must be a new around here, ah ? Actually, we’re from the place … Far, far away from this world. Go to bed. Y’all from Shreveport ? No, no, no. We are people! The prince charming here got himself turned into a frog by a voodoo witch doctor. Well, there you go. And we are on a way to Mama Odie’s, we think maybe she could… Mama Odie? You are headin’ the wrong direction,cher. Now what kinda chucklehead told y’all to go thisa way? I found the stick! Louis … Ray here says you’ve been taking us in the wrong direction. I was …listen, I was confused by the topography and… The geography and choreography. Fist rule the Bayou. Never take the rescue from a gator. Me and my relations those will help you yard the way. Achedanza! (Cool). Cousin Randy, You are ready for the Bayou Zydeco. Ready when you are, cousin Ray! Alright, Lulu! Let’s get to it, darling! Come on, cher! Just follow the bouncing butt!. We’re gonna take ya down, We’re gonna take ya down We’re gonna take ya all the way down. We’re gonna take ya down, We’re gonna take ya down We’re gonna take ya all the way. Goin’ down the bayou! Goin’ down the bayou! Goin’ down the bayou! Taking ya all the way! We got the whole family! There goes Mimi! Cousin Boudreau! Grandma Ma, you’re light on! We all gon’ pool together Down here that’s how we do! Me for them, and them for me, We all be there for you! We’re gonna take ya, We’re gonna take ya We’re gonna take ya all the way down We know where yer going and we’re going with you Taking you all the way Goin’ down the bayou! Goin’ down the bayou! Goin’ down the bayou! Take ya all…. Yeah, you know! Come on y’all! Keep that life flowin’, and them lights a’glowin! Yeah, you’re right! Friends, I know I’m in hack to you all pretty deep already, but it seems or little froggy prince lost his way. And I need your generous assistance getting him back. Hahaha, I hear you. Now, what’s in it for you? Well… As soon as I dispose of "Big Daddy" La Bouff, then I’m gonna run this town. I’ll have the entire city of New Orleans in the palm of my hand. And you’ll have all the wayward souls your dark little hearts desire. You all love that, don’t you? So, we got ourselves a deal? Hahaha! Now we’re cooking! We’re gonna find ourselves a frog. Search everywhere: The bayou, the quarter… bring him to me alive. I need his heart pumping… For now. Allez, tout de suite! - Ray will take you the rest of way! - Nice meetin’ you all! - Bye, Bye pooky! - Adieu, bye, bye amis. And don’t forget to tell Angela that Ray said Bonjour! - That’s your girl? - Oh, no, no, no … - My girl…does Evangeline. - Evangeline? She is the most prettiest butterfly ever did glow. You know, I talk to Evangeline almost every night. She is kind of shy, not say much. But I know in my heart someday we gonna be together. - Oh, that’s so sweet. - Yes, so sweet … Just do not settle down so quickly, friend. There are plenty of fireflies in this world. What? Prick ambushers got me … Get down, get down! Darkness … it’s closin’ in. I’m so cold. Will you hold still, big baby? I touched you. Oh, take a look at that two jumpers. I can taste the frog legs already… With a sauce picante, right Pa? Will you keep quiet! Oh, my thought is exactly the same. It’s time to catch up some frogs. You know, waitress, I finally figured out what is wrong with you. - Have you, now? - You do not know how to have fun. There. Somebody had to say it. Thank you, ‘cause I figured out what your problem is too. I am… too wonderful? No, you’re a no-count, polandering, lazy bump on a log. Ahaha… Killjoy. - What’d you say? - Ah, nothing. - Stick in the mud. - Listen here, mister. This stick in the mud has had to work two jobs her whole life while you’ve been sucking on a silver spoon chasing chamber maids around your… your ivory tower! Actually, it’s polished marble. Uh, I got me one, boys! Get the little one over there. The hunt was good today, yes indeed? Hunters with guns! Look at his big frog legs. I will mixed them… Oh, no, no, no. A bug gotta do what a bug gotta do! I think I got chipped my favorite tooth. Here I come, Two Fingers, I’ll help. Pa, we got one. Be on quiet y’all. - What happened to yours? - Shut your preaft, Darnell. I’m free! Pa, did you hear that suspicious tide? Yeah … I surely did. What you two cockin’ head…? Just miss it there. I will make them dessert legs. - Come on, go. Stop. No, no, no, you idiot, don’t shoot. Watch this. Missed it! Get out of way! These two ain’t like no frogs I’ve ever seen. - They’re smart. - And we talk, too. You alright there, little bud? Oh, I’m fine… but your breath done killed me to death! Would you mind? I got you cover, brah. Ah, much obliged, PeeWee. Now how about … The other side. And we talk too. I like that! You are secretly funny. - Not a stick in the mud? - W-well I was… - Say it. -Co… - Say it. - All right… You’re not exactly… - I can’t hear you, I’m sorry. What? - …a complete stick deep in the mud. Easy! Easy! I get this one in there, in it, now hold on. Sug’, I know we got to get to Mama Odie lingering split but … This particular extract provocation grant take a while, yeah. - Oh, poor Louis. - You know what would make me feel better? Crawfish snuged in Remoulade Sauce. - Slow down! - Got a lil more! Some banana foster sprinkled with brollies. - How about swamp gumbo? - That’ll do. Sounds delicious! I’ll start with free dinner cocktail and something to nibble on, while I wait, thanks. No, no, no, no, Your Royal Highness. - What’s a matter? - You are gonna to mince this mushrooms. - To do what? Mince the mushrooms. Hop, to it! - This is ridiculous. - Are you mincing? All right … Relax. One! Step aside, Mister. Watch … And learn. - All right. - There you go. - You know, I never done anything like this before. - Really? All right. But, when you are livin’ in a castle everything is done for you: all the time they dress you, they feed you, drive you… Brush your teeth! Aw, poor baby. I admitted it was a charmed life, until the day my parents cut me off, and suddenly I realized… I don’t know how to do anything. Well hey … You’ve got to make some descent mushrooms mincer, ok? - Oh, you think so? - Keep practicing and I just might hire you. - Really? - No. Come on … What was that?! That was below the frog belt… You said hello and he said what. And you said: Get a ugly face in… - Anyone for seconds? - That was magnificent… You truly have a gift. Well! Thank you! There she is. The sweetest firefly of all creation. Evangeline? I want to meet this girl, where she is? How can you miss her, she glows right up there, in front of you. Look how she lights up the sky Ma belle Evangeline Oh, that ain’t no firefly, that’s a… So far above me yet I Know her heart belongs to only me - J t’adore. - I adore you. - Je t’aime. - I love you. -Evangeline - I’m just translating! You’re my queen of the night So still, so bright To someone as beautiful as she Who loves someone like me - No, no. I don’t dance. - Love always finds a way, it’s true - I’ve never danced. - And I love you Evangeline - If I can mince, you can dance. - Oooh, yeah! Love is beautiful Love is wonderful Love is everything, do you agree? Mais oui! Look how she lights up the sky I love you, Evangeline Ah, Lottie’s goodness for a heck of a dance partner. We … Best we pushin’ on. - Tiana! - Naveen! No, no, no. Not bad for a 197 year old blind lady. Now, which one of you naughty kiddy been messing with the Shadow Man? We so glad we found you Mama Odie. Ray and Louis here been tellin’ us all about you. We’ve been travelling quite a long way. And you can’t imagine what we’ve been through. And we… - And we heard that you … - Juju! Come on, over here, you bad boy. Give a little sugar now. You just dooz your mama, don’t you? Good to see you again, Ray. - How’s your grandmama? - Oh, she’s fine. Got in a little trouble for flashing the neighbors again. - Ouh! I like that gal’s spunk. - Mama Odie … - We don’t want to take too much of your time. - You want some candies? - No, not really. - No, no thank you. Well now, that’s too bad. This is a special candy. - Woulda turn y’all human. - No, no, no, please. I’m just messing with y’all. How on earth did you know that we want to turn back… - Mama Odie? - Juju! Why didn’t you tell me my gumbo was burnin’? You sure this is the right blind voodoo lady who lives in the boat in the tree in the bayou? Pretty sure. - I can’t believe this, got to do everythin’ around here. - Mama Odie, if you … - Taste it. - Well? - Hit it hard with a couple of shots of Tabasco, and it’s the bee’s knees! Now, can we… - Juju! That’s got some zydin’ to it. I guess that’s what we needed. Now, you figured out what you need? It’s just like you said, Mama Odie. We need to be human. You only got to say she was blankly? You want to be human … But you blind to what you need. What we want, what we need … It’s all the same thing, yes? It’s the same thing? No! You listen to your Mama now. Don’t matter what you look like Don’t matter what you wear How many rings you got on your finger We don’t care - No we don’t care Don’t matter where you come from Don’t even matter what you are A dog, a pig, a cow, a goat Had ‘em all in here We had ‘em all in here And they all knew what they wanted What they wanted me to do I told ‘em what they needed Just like I be telling you You got to dig a little deeper Find out who you are You got to dig a little deeper It really ain’t that far When you find out who you are You’ll find out what you need Blue skies and sunshine guaranteed You got to dig - Dig You got to dig - Dig Prince Froggy is a rich little boy You wanna be rich again That ain’t gonna make you happy now Did it make you happy then? No! Money ain’t got no soul Money ain’t got no heart All you need is some self-control Make yourself a brand new start You got to dig a little deeper Don’t have far to go You got to dig a little deeper Tell the people Mama told you so Can’t tell you what you’ll find Maybe love will grant you peace of mind Dig a little deeper and you’ll know - Miss Froggy, - Ma’am ? - Might I have a word? - Yes, Ma’am. You’s a hard one, that’s what I heard Your daddy was a loving man Family through and through You your daddy’s daughter What he had in him you got in you You got to dig a little deeper For you it’s gonna be tough You got to dig a little deeper You ain’t dug near far enough Dig down deep inside yourself You’ll find out what you need Blue skies and sunshine guaranteed Open up the windows Let in the light children Blue skies and sunshine Blue skies and sunshine Blue skies and sunshine Guaranteed… Well, Miss Froggy? Do you understand what you need now, child? Yes! I do, Mama Odie. I need to dig a little deeper and work even harder to get my restaurant. All right y’all, one more time. It don’t matter what you look like It don’t… Nobody goin’ to sing with Ray? Okay. Well, if you swell on bein’ human there’s only one way. Gumbo, gumbo in the pot, We need a precious. What we got?! - Lottie? But she is not a princess! - Oh, shut and look at gumbo! That’s right … Big Daddy is king of Mardi Gras parade. So, that makes Lottie… - A princess. - Does that count? Yes it does, but only ‘til midnight, when Mardi Gras is over. Hop-Lone, you only got ‘til the end to got that princess to kiss you. Once she does … - You both turnin’ human. - Midnight? - That doesn’t give us much time at all. - What about me, Mama? I want to be human too, so I can play jazz with the big boys. I want fingers, and toes, and a belly button, Not the kind that sticks out, but the kind that goes in… Big Jaws, you dig little deeper, you’ll find everythin’ you need. C’mon, C’mon, C’mon… You got a river to run here, darling. - Y’all best get to swimmin’. - Wait… I’ve got a better idea. They got guns! Bam, that is one Killer Diller costume. Hey dale, can you blow that horn? - Come on, stay in with us. - We play on Mardi Gras. We can miss this. Little Louis gonna finally play with the big boys. Naveen, you comin’? I’ll catch up with you later. Oh, Evangeline … why I can’t just look Tiana in the eyes and say: I will do whatever it takes to make all your dreams come true, because … Because I love you. Whoa, whoa, whoa, cap’. You are makin’ googoo eyes on my girl? Got you! I will make some shoes out of you. Ray, I’m not in love with Evangeline I am in love with Tiana. - I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. You come here, you… - I can’t no longer marry Miss Charlotte La Bouff. - You will be so happy together. - I will find another way to get Tiana a restaurant. - You coulda have a cute, little ted frog. - I’ll get job, maybe two. - Maybe three? - I can’t wait to tell her. - No, no, no. I must tell her. Alone. - Right, you bet… - Where are you taking me? - Oh, I just… wanted to show you little something to celebrate our last night together as frogs. Oh… All my years. No one’s ever done anything like this for me. I - it is too much, isn’t it? Um… - Thank you, Bow. - I thought it was a nice touch. Pretend you did not see that. Please, please sit down. - What’s this? - Da-ta-dah. - You minced! - I did! You have had quite an influence on me. Which is amazing because I have dated thousands of women and… No, like two, three… just other women! A-and anyway, you could not be more different! You know, you are - you are practically, one of the guys! No no no! You are not a guy! Let me begin again! Uh… Ha… I am not myself tonight. Tiana! Sorry, that was loud. This is a disaster. No, it’s cute. - Tiana … I … - There it is! Your restaurant? Oh, can you just picture it? All lit up like the Fourth of July. Yes, jazz pouring out from every window. - It should be elegant. - You should keep it loose, don’t get it let Swing. - You know good ukulele players. - Really? You let me perform? I’ll talk to the owner … Owner says…yes. Folks are gonna be comin’ together from all walks of life just to get a taste of our food. Our food? Oh no, no, no. My Daddy… He always wanted open this restaurant. He died before he could see it happened. But tomorrow … with your help. Our dreams are finally comin’ true. - Tomorrow? - If I don’t deliver that money first thing tomorrow, I lose this place forever. Tiana, I love … The way you light up when you talk about your dream. A dream that it is so beautiful I … I promise … I will do whatever it takes to make it come true. Port of New Orleans. All ashore. I. .. I’ll go run up the boys. Evangeline … I’ve always been so sure about what i wanted. But now … What do I do? Please tell me. Prince Naveen, darlin’. You better hurry up. Don’t wanna be late for our Mardi Gras weddin’. Getting dressed Just a few moments, my dear Charlotte. Okay, honeylame. We’ll been waitin’ in the packwood. Daddy, start the car! Oh, heavens … I’m doomed. No, Larry. I’m the one who’s doomed. Less me get that frog’s blood… No! We are back in business, boys. Get your filthy hands off me. Lawrence? Hold still, Your Eminence. Ray Haven’t seen Naveen? - Look at you, where’s the ring at? - What are you talking about? Well, if captain say nothing I ain’t gonna say nothing. Because old Ray sealed up tight as a drum you ain’t got nothin’ out of me, no! - Ray? - Okay, captain ain’t gonna marry Charlotte he gonna marry you. soon as he get himself kissed, and you both turn human, he go find a job, get you that restaurant. - I said too much, didn’t I? - You said just enough, Ray! Thank you, Evangeline. He was trying to propose, that’s what all that fun was about. And here I thought, all he wanted was to marry a rich girl. Sug’, what are we looking for in here? You just keep your eyes at one of of the biggest godies float with a Mardi Gras princess about to kissed herself a …a frog. Dear beloved, we are gathered here tonight in this fine celebration to join together this prince and this young woman in holy matrimony. Oh, no, this can’t be right, darlin’. Then how you can still be a frog? Mama Odie…she’s… I know what we’ve seen with our eyes but… If we just go back there we gonna find that your fairy tale come true. Just because you wish for somethin’, doesn’t make it true. - It’s like my Evangeline always said to me … - Evangeline is nothing but a star, Ray! A big ball of hot air a million miles from here. Open your eyes now! Before you get hurted. She’s just big in a broken heart… That’s all it is. Come on Evangeline. We gonna show sug’ the truth. If any of you, object to the union of this two people speak now or forever hold your plea. Me, Me, I object. Do you, Prince Naveen, take Charlotte to be your wife … Cap, what are you doing, son? …as long as you both shall live? What? I do … Yes, I’m for it. Is that you, cap? Ray, get me out of this box! I can’t hear you, I’ll go get you out of this box. …as long as you both shall live? Oh, I do. Then so, by the power invested in me by the state of Louisiana I now pronounce you … Man and. .. Prince Naveen! - Goodness gracious! Are you all right? - I just need a moment to compose myself. Cheese and crackers! Lawrence, why are you doing this? It’s payback for all those years of… - Humiliation. - Get your royal a… back on that wedding cake and finish this deal. What is he doing? Stop him! I got him. He got me too! - Gimme that! - Stay on the side! Ray? Hey, why did you stop? - Sug’? Sug’? - Ray? This proves what we saw ain’t what we thought we saw. - What is this? - It’s voodoo, hydeco? The Shadow Man, he’s been usin’ voodoo… You can’t let Shadow Man get this, no matter what. Now run girl, run! Do not make me light my butt. I got lightin’ on me. Come here, you! Ok, come! Ray! What … Ray? Back off! Or I’m gonna break this into a million pieces. Naveen? Now, isn’t this whole life better than hoppin’ around bayou for the rest of your life?? Shadow Man? Got a head to you, Tiana. When you dream, you dream big. Just look at this place! Gonna be the crown jewel of the cursancy. And all you got to do, to make this reality It’s handle that little talisman of mine. No. This-this is not right. Come on, darlin’? Think of everything you sacrificed. - Girl, all you ever do is work. - I told y’all she wouldn’t come. Think of all those maecenas who doubted you. - You ain’t never gonna get enough for the dang payment. - Woman of your background, you better off will y’all. And don’t forget your poor Daddy. - Now, that was one hard working man. - See you tomorrow, James! Double, sometimes triple shifts. Never let know how bone tired, beat darlin’ really was. - Daddy! - Hey, babby cakes. Shame on that hard work, didn’t amount much more than a busted up, old gumbo pot. And a dream that never get off the back porch. But you … You can give your poor Daddy everything he ever wanted. Come on, Tiana. You’re almost there. My Daddy never did get what he wanted. But he had what he needed. He had love. - Never lost a sight what was really important. - Easy with that! Careful! And neither will I. Y’all should’ve taken my deal. Now you will spend the rest of your life bein’ a slimy little frog!

Tiana: I got news for you, Shadow Man! It’s not slime, it’s mucus!

No! No! How am I ever gonna pay back my debt?!

- Friends!

- Are you ready?

- No! I’m not ready at all! In fact, I got lots more plans!

- Are you ready?

This is just a minor setback in a major operation! As soon as I whip up another spell, we’ll be back in business! I still got that froggy prince locked away! I just need a little more time. No! No, please, no! Just a little more time! I promise I’ll pay y’all back! I promise!

Prince! Prince Naveen Your shini’, retirin’ bride, completely is gettin’ anxiety. Hello, darling! Miss La Bouff Please down here. Let me to introduce myself. I am the real Prince Naveen! Of Maldonia. Did you say prince? - Boys, drag this maggot down to the Parish prison. - I’m completely innocent. The Shadow Man bamboozled me. Goodness gracious! This is so much to absorb. Let me see if I got this right. If I kiss you before midnight, you and Tiana will turn human again, and then we gonna get ourselves married and live happily ever after! - The end! - Yeah, more or less. But remember, you must give Tiana all the money she requires for her restaurant. Because Tiana … She is my Evangeline. Anything you want, sugar. Pucker up, buttercup! - Wit! - Tiana? - Tiana? - Don’t do this. I have to do this and we are running out of time! - I won’t let you! - It’s the only way to get you your dream! My dream? My dream wouldn’t be complete… Without you in it. I love you, Naveen. - Warts and all? - Warts and all. All my life, I read about true love and fairytales, and… Tia, you found it! I’ll kiss him! For you, honey! No marriage required. Oh my word! M-maybe that ol’ clock’s a little fast! I’m so sorry! Tiana! Naveen! Louis, what is it? - Shadow Man lay poor Ray low! - Ray? He’s hurtin’ awful bad. Hey, sug’! - How come, y’all still … - We are stayin’ frogs, Ray. And we are stayin’ together. Oh, I like that very much. Evangeline like that too. So, by the power invested in me … I now pronounce you frog and wife. Get to it, Hop Lone, and give your lovely bride some sugar. Congratulations! This gonna be good! Like I told y’all, kissing a princess breaks the spell. Once you became my wife, that made you … A princess. You just kissed yourself a princess! And I’m about to do it again! In the South Land there’s A city Way down on the river Where the women are very pretty And all the men deliver They got music It’s always playin’ Start in the day time, go all through the night When you hear that music playin’ Hear what I’m saying and make it feel alright Who would’ve thought the prince woulda had a younger brother. - How old did you say you were? - I’m six and a half. Well, I waited this long. Grab somebody, come on down Bring your paintbrush, we’re painting the town There’s some sweetness going around Dreams do come true in New Orleans.

Emily: Pollyanna, I'll read to you bedtime story called Wreck It Ralph.


Wreck It Ralph

(Ralph sleeps in stump.)

Ralph: (voice-over.) My name's Ralph and I'm a bad guy. Ah... Let's see I'm 9 feet tall. I weigh 643 pounds. Got a little bit of a temper on me. (in game.) Hey, you moved my stump! (voice-over.) My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess, I'm not gonna lie. Any who, what else? Uh... I'm a wrecker. I wreck things. Professionally. (in game.) I'm gonna wreck it! (voice-over.) I mean, I'm very good at what I do. Probably the best I know. The thing is, fixing is the name of the game. Literally, "Fix-It Felix, Jr".

Nicelanders: Fix it, Felix!

Fix-It Felix Jr: I can fix it!

Ralph: (voice-over.) So, yeah, naturally the guy with the name Fix-it Felix is the good guy. He's nice enough as good guys go. Definitely fixes stuff really well. But, uh, if you got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? If he was a regular contractor, carpenter guy, I guarantee you would not be able to fix the damage that I do, as quickly. And when Felix does a good job, he gets a medal. But are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? To that I say, "HAAH!". [Ralph in game gets thrown off the roof. He falls and lands on the ground]

Ralph: And, no, there aren't.

(indistinct conversation.)

Kid 1: So cool!

Kid 2: This animation is so real!

Ralph: (voice-over.) 30 years I've seen doing this and I've seen a lot of other games come and go. Kinda sad. I think about all those guys from Asteroids? Boom! ...Gone. Centipede? Who knows where that guy is. You know? Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at. I'm very lucky. It's just... I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job when no one seems to like you for doing it.

[all humans leave arcade]

Yuni Verse (Dance Dance Revolution): All clear! The arcade is closed!

Ryu (Street Fighter): Shoryuken! Woo… what a day. So, you wanna head to Tappers, Ken?

Ken (Street Fighter): If you’re buyin’ buddy.

[in Fix-It Felix, Jr’s game]

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Quittin’ time!

Ralph: (voiceover) I dunno! Maybe I won’t be feeling this way if things were different after work. But… it is what it is.

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Good job, everyone!

Ralph: (voiceover) Felix and the Nicelanders go hang out in their homes… which he just fixed and every… you know… They go to their homes, I go to mine… which happens to be… a dump. And when I say "a dump", I don’t mean like a shabby place. I mean an actual dump. Where the garbage goes and a bunch of bricks… and smashed building parts. That’s… That’s what I call home. I guess I can’t bellyache too much. I got my bricks, I got my stump. It looks uncomfortable, it’s actually fine. I’m good. But… if I’m really honest with myself, I see Felix up there… getting patted on the back. People are giving him pie. Thanking him and.. so happy to see him all the time. Sometimes I think… Man! Sure must be nice being the good guy!

(in Bad-Anon, villains clap)

Clyde (Pac-Man): Nice share, Ralph. As fellow bad guys… we’ve all felt what you’re feeling and we’ve come to terms with it.

Ralph: Really?

Zangief (Street Fighter): Right here, I’m Zangief, I’m bad guy!

Villains: Hi, Zangief.

Zangief: I relate to you Ralph. When I hit bottom, I was crushing man’s skull like sparrow egg between my thighs. And I think, why you have to be so bad Zangief? Why can’t you be more like good guy? Then I have moment of clarity. If Zangief is good guy, who’ll crush man’s skull like sparrow’s egg between thighs? And I say, Zangief, you are "bad guy", but this does not mean you are bad guy.

Ralph: Right, I’m sorry. I just… You lost me there.

Zombie: Zombie, bad guy.

Villains: Hi, Zombie.

Zombie: Zangief saying, Labels not make you happy. Good… Bad… (growl) You must love you.

Cyborg (based on Kano from Mortal Kombat): Yea, inside here! (pull Zombie’s heart out of chest)

Ralph: Whoa! OK! Alright, I get you. Watch out, it’s dripping.

Clyde: Question, Ralph. We’ve been asking you to BAD-ANON for years now… and tonight you.. you finally show up. Why is that?

Ralph: I dunno, I just felt like coming. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that, ah.. Well, today is the 30th Anniversary of my game.

Saitine: Happy Anniversary, Ralph.

Ralph: Thanks, Satan.

Saitine: Err, it’s Saitine, actually.

Ralph: Got it! But here’s the thing… (sigh) I don’t wanna be the bad guy anymore.

[the Bad-Anon members gasp; Bowser breathes fire balls; Clyde turns blue]

Cyborg: You can’t mess with the program, Ralph!

M. Bison (Street Fighter): You’re not goin’ Turbo, are you?

Ralph: Turbo?! No, I’m not going Turbo! C’mon, guys! Is it "Turbo" to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once in a while? Is it "Turbo" to want more out of life?

Zombie: Yess…

Clyde: Ralph, Ralph, we get it. But we can’t change who we are. The sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be.

Zangief: Hey. One game at a time, Ralph.

Clyde: Now let’s close out with the Bad Guy Affirmation.

Villains except for Ralph: I am bad, and that’s good. I will never be good. And that’s not bad. There’s no one I’d rather be than me.

Clyde: Ok, gang, see you next week.

M. Bison: Listen I can’t do snacks next week.

Saitine: Hang in there, Ralph.

Clyde: Hey Zombie, don’t forget your hatchet. There you go.

[Villains leave Pac-Man game, before Ralph follows, he picks up a cherry and follows the villains to a train]

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Announcer: Welcome to Game Central Station.

Surge Protector: Step aside sir, random security check.

Ralph: Random my behind, you always stop me!

Surge Protector: I’m just a surge protector doing my job, sir. Name?

Ralph: Lara Croft.

Surge Protector: Name?

Ralph: Wreck-It Ralph.

Surge Protector: And, where you’re coming from?

Ralph: Aah… Pacman.

Surge Protector: You bringing any fruit with you?

Ralph: No. No, no fruit.

Surge Protector: Ok then, where you headin?

Ralph: Ah… Fix-it Felix Jr.

Surge Protector: Anything to declare?

Ralph: I hate you.

Surge Protector: I get that a lot. Proceed.

Boy with halo: Bad guy coming! [running]

Sonic: (on screen) If you leave your game stay safe, stay alert. And whatever you do, don’t die. Because if you die outside your own game, you don’t regenerate, ever. Game over!

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Ralph: Here you go, buddy. It’s fresh. It’s straight from Pacman’s. Hang in there, guys.

Surge Protector: Name?

Ralph: [grunts in frustration] Argggghhhh!!

[Back at Felix's place, the 30th anniversary party is in full swing. Everyone's having a good time, even Skrillex is operating the DJ booth. Outside, Ralph's train arrives at the station. He then sees fireworks go off, one saying "We love (heart) you, Felix!", and two showing Felix's image. Ralph notices the party from the window and uses two glass bottles as binoculars to catch a peek]

Ralph: Happy 30th Anniversary? They’re having a party without me. Pacman? They invited Pacman?! That cherry chasing…dot muncher isn’t even part of this game!

Nicelander: Great party, Felix.

Fix-It Felix Jr. Why, thank you, friend.

Deanna: Felix you’re needed on the dance floor!

All: Whoo-whoo! Fix-It Felix! Whoo-whoo! Fix-It Felix!

[doorbell rings]

Fix-It Felix, Jr.: Oh! I bet that’s Mario. Fashionaby late, per the norm.

Gene: I’ll get it, Felix. (humming) Aah!!

Gene: [shocked] It’s Ralph!

[Girl screams]

He’ll wreck the party!

Hide it somewhere! Get rid of him, Felix.

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Oh, right! I’ll go talk to him. Carry on everyone. Ralph, can I help you?

Ralph: Hey Felix. Just wanted to check on you I saw a big, uh.. explosion or something over the building there.

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Oh, those were...just fireworks.

Ralph: Fireworks, okay. Somebody’s birthday...or?

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Well, it’s.. more of an anniversary. The 30th Anniversary of our game, actually.

Ralph: What ?! Is that today?

Fix-It Felix, Jr: I know!

Ralph: Oh, I’m such a dummy with dates.

Anyway, uh... Congratulations!

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Thank you, Ralph. And to you too.

Glenn: Ah, just a heads up Felix. They’re bringing out the cake in a few shakes.

Ralph: Hey, Glenn!

Glenn: Ralph.

Ralph: Cake? Heard about this cake stuff. Never had it. No one ever seems to throw it out so I.. it n.. never ends up in the dump. Never actually tasted it. Always wanted to try cake.

Fix-It Felix, Jr: I don’t suppose you’d like to come in have a slice, would you?

Ralph: Hello, everybody! Oh. Agh...

[video game music, all gasping]

Fix-It Felix, Jr: I’m OK, I’m OK, fit as a fiddle. Now…you all know Ralph.

Ralph: Evening. Evening Nel, Lucy, Don, Dana.

Deanna: Deanna.

Ralph: Big Gene!

Gene: (infuriated) Why is he here?

He’s just here for a slice of cake.

And, I’m a big part of the game, technically speaking. Ah. Why are you here, Gene?

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Oh look! The cake.

Well, I’ll be dipped! You’ve really outdone yourself, Mary!

Oh! And look, there’s all of us at the top.

Each apartment is everyone’s favourite flavor.

Your Woods, is red velvet. Guilty!

Mary: And lemon for Lucy. Rum cake for Gene. And for Felix.

Ralph: Hey, Mary. Um... w-what’s the flavor of that mud that I’m stuck in there?

Mary: Hmm? Oh! Chocolate.

Ralph: Never been real fond of chocolate.

Mary: Well, I did not know that.

Ralph: One other little thing, I hate to be picky, but you know, this angry little guy here...

Mary: [gasps] My cake!

...would might be a lot happier if you put him up here with everyone else.

Ralph: See that? Look at that smile!

Gene: No, no no. You see, Ralph, there is no room for you up here.

Ralph: (chuckles) Well, what about this? We can make room. Here, we can take turns. Easy!

Fix-It Felix, Jr: How about...we just eat the cake?

Gene: (sternly to Felix) Hang on. (to Ralph) Felix needs to be on the roof because he’s about to get his medal!

Ralph: Well, how about we just take that medal and give it to Ralph for once. Would that be the end of the world, Gene?

Gene: Now you’re just being ridiculous! Only good guys win medals. And you, sir, are no good guy!

Ralph: I could be a good guy if I wanted to. And I could win a medal!

Gene: Uh-huh! And when you do, come and talk to us.

Ralph: And then would you finally let me be on top of the cake with you, guys?

Gene: If you won a medal, we’d let you live up here in the Penthouse! But it will never happen, because you’re just the bad guy who wrecks the building.

Ralph: No, I’m not.

Gene: Yes, you are!

Ralph: (snapping with rude) NO! I'M NOT!!

Gene: (quietly) Yes, you are.

Ralph: Alright, Gene, you know what? I’m gonna win a medal. Oh I am gonna win a medal. The shiniest medal this place has ever seen. A medal that will be so good that it will make Felix’s medals wet their pants! And good night. Thank you for the party.

Is he serious?

Gene: Oh please, where is a bad guy gonna win a medal? Of course he’s not serious!

Ralph: I’ve never been more serious about anything in my life.

That’s why I came straight here Tapper You’ve never give me a bum steer. Now c’mon, where can a guy like me go and win a medal? I don’t think such a game exist, Ralph. Oh c’mon, you know people, there’s gotta be… Hey, Tapper, need a root beer.

Tapper: Coming! Hold that thought. Okay! As you were saying?

Ralph: I was saying… I can’t spent another 30 years living alone… in the garbage. I’m not going back without a medal. Well, I dunno what to tell you Maybe somebody left a medal here. You’re welcome to dig through the lost and found.

Ralph: OK, let’s see what we got here Oh, shoo, shoo! Go on, get off! Mushroom? [from Mario] No. What is this?! [red ❗️ mark from Metal Gear] No. Oh c’mon, Zangief! Gross! What am I doing? Hey, excuse you!

Our mission: Destroy all Cy-Bugs We are humanity’s last hope. Our mission: Destroy all Cy-Bugs.

- You ok there, Space Cadet?

We’ve only been plugged in a week and every day… it’s climb the building and fight bugs!

Climb the building, fight more bugs!

Yeah, yeah, right! Look, easy on the overall spaceman!

It’s tough all over, alright? -

And all for what? A lousy medal! Medal? You win a medal? -

Yeah, Medal of Heroes! Ooo! Is it shiny? -

Pretty shiny. It says Hero on it?

And you said, you win it by climbing a building? And fighting bugs! -

Right, bugs. Listen, is there any chance I could go with you to your game and, you know, maybe get one of those medals? -

Negatory!

Wha.. does that mean maybe? -

No! Look, only the bravest and the best.. serve in our corps.

BUH !! We are humanity’s last hope. Attention! The Arcade will open in five minutes. Please report to your game. I can’t feel my legs. What is all this stuff? Huh.. smells like Ralph in here. Alright, what is.. what was it called? Hero.. hero’s something… Hero’s.. uh.. duty .. duty Hero’s Duty. Sorry, Qbert. It’s me, Ralph The wall Morning kids, c’mon in. Good to see you, Good to see you. You too, little fella. Quarter Alert. This is not a drill. Sweet golden medal On a planet with no name, a top secret experiment has gone horribly wrong. You are humanity’s last hope. Rootin’ tootin’, ready for shootin’! Now listen up, cause I’m only gonna say this once. Fear’s a four letter word, ladies. You wanna go pee-pee in your big boy slacks, keep it to yourself. It’s make your mammas proud time! - I love my mamma! Heads up! First Person Shooter coming through. Oooh Robot! Gameplay in three, two, one.. We are humanity’s last hope. Our mission.. ..destroy all Cy-bugs. You ready rookie? Let’s find out. Sweet mother Hubbard! Wait a minute. Cy-Bug, 12 o’clock! Take it, newbie! Watch it, rookie! These monsters become what they eat! My gun! Gimme that back ! Shoot the eggs before they hatch ! Oh no no, something’s coming out of their bottom! Oh gross! - Markowski, get back in formation! Alright ladies, the kitten whiskers and tickle fights stop now! The entrance to the lab is straight ahead. - I’ll meet you guys inside! No.. - Thank you, hurry! When did videogames become so violent and scary? Take me out of here! Get her!

Game announcer: GAME OVER

Girl: What a rip off !

Ralph: Hey, get..get off me ! It’s game over. Stop it! Reaching up, reaching up! Cease fire, cease fire! Attention! Return to start positions. Here, here let me help you, there. Sorry about that, I just… Ah yea, well you must be upset. - Markowski! Who? Wow oh. ye.. me! I’m, yeah, I’m Markowski. What’s the first rule of Hero’s Duty? - No cuts, no buts, no coconuts? Never interfere with the first person shooter. Our job is to get the gamers to the top of that building.. ..so they can get a medal and that’s it! So, stick to the program, soldier! - Right, right.. aye aye! Quarter Alert. Alright pussywillows, back to start positions! Yeah, right! No way I’m going through that again! That’s where they keep the medal, huh? New racers daily. Sweet! I got next game. Go away kid, we’re gonna play all 9 of today’s racers. Oh..Sorry. Hmm.. Where is the wrecking guy? Where is Ralph? He should be wrecking the building. Sh! Stick with the program.

All: Fix it Felix.

Fix-It Felix, Jr: I can fix it. (Gasps) Ralph, quarter alert. Game on!

Do something, Felix.

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Just act natural.

I’ll fix it. Oh my land! Where is he? Mister Litwak

Mister Litwak: What’s the trouble, sweetheart?

The game’s busted.

Fix-It Felix, Jr: I can fix it I can fix it.

Mister Litwak: Oh boy, looks like the game’s gone cuckoo like my nana. Sorry sweetie, here’s your quarter back. But what about the game?

Mister Litwak: I’ll have someone look at it tomorrow.

But if he can’t fix it, it might be time to… put old Ralph and Felix out to pasture… ..like my nana.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are Out of Order -

Sweet mercy, without Ralph, we’re doomed! They’re gonna pull our plug!

Okay, everybody calm down! Ralph probably fell asleep in the washroom of Tappers again

See? There he is now

Why.. it’s Q*Bert. What brings you here, neighbour?

What’s he saying, Felix?

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Stand by, my Q*Bertese is a little rusty.

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Fix-It Felix, Jr: Ralph’s gone Turbo!!

Shining! Attention! The Arcade is now closed

Get a load of Markowski

Calhoun: Shut your chew-holes!

Cy-Bug. Taze! Slick tiddlywinky pint-size!

Fix-It Felix, Jr: I’m Fix-it-Felix Jr. ma’am, from the game Fix-it-Felix Jr.

Human jimminy! Look at that high-definition! Your face!.. It’s amazing! Flattery, don’t charge these batteries civilian Now state your business

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Oh.. I’m looking for my colleague. Reck-it Ralph.

- Never heard of him.

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Well..Q*Bert saw him come in here

- Impossible, nothing gets past me That came from the tower Nice shells be sH!&! Okay.. that was easy Congratulations soldier It is my honour to bestow upon you.. ..the medal of heroes No way ! - ‘Ten-hut ! History will long revere your courage and sacrifice Well..Thank you - You have etched in the rock of virtue, a legacy beyond compare Thanks guys At ease… You are the universe’s greatest hero The living embodyment of all this Corps represents Bravery, integrity, grace under pressure… and above all… dignity - Escape mode activated Incoming Ralph. - Cy-Bug.

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Ralph: Sayonara, sucker! Sugar Rush?

Oh.. No!! This is a candy go-cart game over by the Wack-a Mole I gotta get out of here Oh no..My medal?? Whe.. whe.. wait.. where…??? No no no, my medal ! Hi, mister Hello Man! You scared me, kid. Ahh! Nearly soiled myself - What’s your name? Ah… Ralph..Wreck-It Ralph. - You’re not from here, are you? No well, yeah. I mean not from right in this area. I’m just doing some work here What kind of work? - Just some routine candy tree trimming. You probably wanna stand back.. in fact This whole area is technically closed while we’re trimming Who’s we? - Candy Tree Department Oh, where’s everybody else? - Ah, it’s just me today So you just meant like the ‘royal we’? Yup.. that’s right Hey, are you a hobo? - No I am not a hobo. But I am busy, OK? So, you go.. go home - What’s that? Didn’t hear you, your breath is so bad it made my ears numb Listen, I try to be nice - I try to be nice Your mimicking me - Your mimicking me!

Ralph: Okay, that is rude…

- Okay, that is rude…

Ralph: and this conversation is over - and this conversation is over I wouldn’t grab that branch if I were you I’m from the candy tree department so I know what.. - It’s a double stripe Double stripes are prank… Kadoing!! Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big? Ah.. I dunno Why are you so freakishly annoying? Why are you so freakishly.. Sweet mother of monkey milk, a gold coin Don’t even think about it, that is mine - Race you for it! Hey hey hey hey I don’t have to race for it cause that’s mine The winner - Give it back, give it Double stripe… Thank you Wait, let me talk to you for one second Ok, here’s the thing, I’m not from the Candy Tree Department - Lying to a child Shame on you Ralph - But, I wasn’t lying about the medal, that is my medal That’s why I was climbing the tree.. It’s mine, it’s my It’s precious to me, that thing is this.. my ..it’s my ticket to a better life Yea, well, now it’s my tic-ket What the.. - See you champ! Come back.. I’ll find you I will find you - Double stripe Nowhere to hide ! Yeah, he banged around in here like some kinda hot-shot. Then he went barreling down into that.. sweet little game like a crazy person - Sugar Rush. Cy-Bugs would chew up that game faster than a chicken hawk in a coop of crippled roosters! What was that now? - What are you, thick? There was a Cy-Bug on that shuttle. Do you even khow what a Cy-Bug is? I can’t say that I do, ma’am - Cy-Bugs are like a virus They don’t know they’re in a game All they know is… ..eat, kill, multiply. Without a beacon to stop them.. ..they’ll consume Sugar Rush - But you think they’ll stop there? Yes! - Wrong! Viruses do not stop! Once those Cy-Bugs finish off Sugar Rush.. ..they’ll invade every other game until this Arcade is.. nothing but a smoking husk of forgotten dreams. Kohut, my cruiser. Shee--pers! Is she always this intense? - It’s not her fault She’s programmed with the most tragic backstory ever. One day she didn’t do a perimeter check. Her wedding day. Wait, ma’am. I’m going with you Like fun you are, short stack. You die outside your game, you don’t regenerate. Well, neither do you, ma’am. And it is my job to fix what Ralph wrecks. And I cannot ask you to risk your life cleaning up his mess No flex on this one ma’am. I am coming along with you. Citizens of Sugar Rush. Just in time All hail, our rightful ruler King Candy. Hallo, my loyal subjects! Have some candy! Thank you for that stirring introduction, Sour Bill. And thank you to today’s avatars. It was a wonderful day of racing. It was.. but now the Arcade is closed so it’s time to wipe the slate clean and race to decide our new roster. The first 9 racers to cross that finish line.. ..will represent Sugar Rush as tomorrow’s avatar. Race, race, race, race - Calm down Listen, this event is pay to play. We all know this, The fee to compete is one gold coin from your previous winnings, if you have won Which I.. I have Let me go first King Candy. Taffeta Muttonfudge. Stay sweet! Adorabeezle Winterpop. Gloyd Orangeboar. Coin stealer Wait till I catch that brat - Minty Zaki. Snowanna Rainbeau Rancis Fluggerbutter. Jubileena Bing-Bing. Swizzle Malarkey. Candlehead. Sour Bill, who is that last one? Vanellope von Schweetz. - Yippie I’m in the race - Venellope? The glitch! No, no Everything is alright. Security!! C’m’ere, kid - We’re not gonna hurt you, you little freak. Get back here! YOU !! Give me back my medal right now! No, no… - What is that? What are you doing? Come back here! Can’t move. - Now, we got him! Oh good, the cops. She went that way. - Hold still. - Ow, what’re you doing? Okay folks, calm down. Everything’s alright. The monster’s been caught. We’ll repair all the damage. Don’t worry we will have our race before the Arcade opens And I’m in it. There is no way that I am racing with a glitch Francis, Candlehead, come on. Sour Bill, that glitch cannot be allowed to race! And bring that thing to my castle! Sour Bill, de-taffify this monster so we can see what we’re up against, here. Mmmkay.. Milk my duds, it’s Wreck-It Ralph? Yeah, who are you? The guy that make the donuts? Please,… No! I’m King Candy. I see you’re a fan of pink - Salmon, salmon.. that is obviously salm.. What are you doing here? Look! Your Candiness.. ..this is just a big misunderstanding. Just get me out of this cupcake, I’ll get my medal, and I’ll be out of your way, Your medal? Bad guys don’t win medals. Well, this one did! I earned it over in.. Hero’s Duty. You game jumped? Ralph! You’re not going Turbo, are you? What? No no no no.. - Because if you think you can come in here… to my kingdom and take over my game, you’ve got another thing coming! Easy, Your Puffyness! It’s not my fault one of your children of the candy corn stole my medal. Children of the candy corn? Who? The glitch… the coin she used to buy her way into the race, that was your medal? She did what? I need that back! Well, I’m afraid I can’t help you, it’s gone. you know, it’s.. it’s nothing but code now. and it’ll stay that way until someone wins the cup at the end of the race! Well, maybe I’ll just have to have a little talk with the winner, then. Is that a threat I smell? Bwlaah! Beyond the halitosis you’re so obviously suffering from. Listen, nelly wafer, I’m not leaving without my medal. Yes, you are! Winchell, Dunkin, get him out of that cupcake.. ..and on the first train back home.And if I ever see you here again Wreck-It Ralph… ..I’ll lock you in my Fungeon! Fungeon? - Fun-dungeon? You know, it’s a play-on words? It’s a Fu.. Never mind Now, I got a glitch to deal with, thanks to you Goodbye, Wreck-It Ralph. It hasn’t been a pleasure. It’s hard as a rock. - I can see that. Get the tools. - What tools? Quiet you! What?? No! - Take it easy big boy. Stay away from me! - He’s getting away! Quick, call out the Devil-dogs! Chocolate. I hate chocolate! I gotta get my medal back The pot goes to the winning racer Hey kids, can I talk to you for a second? Hello, fellow racers. It’s that little crumb snatcher. Candlehead, Taffyta, Rancis you’re looking well Came by to check out the competition, huh? Well, here it is the Lickety Split - Jeez, looks like she built it herself. Built it myself. Fastest pedal power west o’ the Wack-a-Mole. Check her out. Oh..Vanellope It’s so.. you. But.. you have to back out of the race. Oh no, I.. I don’t, you know cause I..i paid my fee… and I’m on the board So, ya.. I’m definitely racing. Ya, well.. King Candy says glitches can’t race. I’m not a glitch, Taffyta, just got pyxlexia, okay. The rules are there for a reason, Vanellope. To protect us. Say, I’m you.. I’m in my weird little car.. and I’m driving and.. actually feel kinda cool for once.. and then all of a sudden.. oh no.. I’m gli..gli..gli..gli… glitching See, you’re an accident just waiting to happen. - Oh no, I gli.. gli..gli..gli..glitch too Oh hey hey, what are you doing? - Uncool ! Stop. You’re breaking it. Please, I just wanna race like you guys. You will never be a racer because you’re a glitch. And that’s all you’ll ever be. Hey.. leave her alone. Let’s get out of here Scram, you rotten little cavities before I throw you in the mud!

(Ralph has just scared away the Sugar Rush racers who were tearing apart Vanellope's pedal kart; she gets up off the ground, sniffling.)

Vanellope: What are you looking at?

Ralph: You’re welcome, ya rotten little thief.

Vanellope: I'm not a thief! I just borrowed your stupid coin! I was gonna give it back to you as soon as I won the race!

Ralph: It’s not a coin! It's a medal!

Vanellope: Coin, medal, whatever! Just go back to your own dumb game and win another one.

Ralph: I can't. I didn't win it in my game, I won it in Hero's Duty.

Vanellope: Hero's Doody? (bursts out laughing.)

Ralph: It's not that kind of duty!

Vanellope: I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called Hero's Doody! Ha ha ha! What'd you win the medal for, wiping? (Ralph rolls his eyes.) I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal!

Ralph: Listen—

Vanellope: One more, one more: why did the hero flush the toilet? Say "Why?"

Ralph: (unimpressed.) Why?

Vanellope: Because it was his "doody"!

Ralph: How dare you insult Hero's Duty, you little guttersnipe! I earned that medal! And you better get it back for me toute-suite, sister!

Vanellope: Well, unless you've got a go-kart hidden in the fat folds of your neck, I can't help ya!

(At his breaking point, Ralph starts taking out his anger by smashing apart the candy that litters the junkyard; he comes across a jawbreaker and hits it repeatedly.)

Vanellope: (to herself.) What a moron. (to Ralph.) Hey, genius! That's a jawbreaker! You're never gonna— (Ralph finally manages to smash the jawbreaker open; Vanellope gives an impressed smile.) Oh...

(Ralph sits down, exhausted, and Vanellope approaches him.)

Vanellope: Enjoy your little tantrum, Diaper-Baby?

Ralph: Leave me alone.

Vanellope: Look, you want that medal, right? And I wanna race. So here's what I'm thinkin': You help me get a new kart—a real kart—and I'll win the race and get you back your medal!

Ralph: You want me to help you?

Vanellope: All you gotta do is break somethin' for me. C'mon, what do you say, friend? (extends her hand.)

Ralph: We are not friends.

Vanellope: Aw, c'mon, pal! You son-of-a-gun! C'mon, buddy! Shake on it! C'mon, chumbo! Ralph, my man! M' main man! (seriously.) Hey. My arm’s getting tired. Do we have a deal or not?

Ralph: (groans; defeatedly.) You better win. (shakes Vanellope's hand.)

Calhoun: Well, I’ll say this much, they don’t call your friend ‘Wreck-it’ for nothing. There’s the shuttle

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Is he in there?

Calhoun: Nope. Lucky for him. Otherwise, I would have slap his corpse. No Cy-Bug either. Gotta find it before it lays it’s filthy eggs. He came this way but the Sugar particles in the atmosphere are jamming my sensor. Can’t get a read on it. So, what is it with this Wreck-it joker, huh? Why’d he go AWOL?

Fix-It Felix Jr.: I wish I knew, ma’am. He was acting all squirely last night. Going on about cake and medals. But, I never thought he’d go Turbo!

Calhoun: Go Turbo??

Fix-It Felix, Jr: That’s right, you guys just got plugged in. (flashback) Well, back when the Arcade first opened, TurboTime was by far the most popular game… and Turbo…

Turbo: Turbo-Tastic!

Fix-It Felix, Jr: (voice-over) Well, he loved the attention.

Turbo: Turbo-Tastic!

Fix-It Felix, Jr: (voice-over) So, when RoadBlasters got plugged in and stole Turbo’s thunder

Kid 1: New game! Kid 2: Alright!

Fix-It Felix, Jr: (voice-over) …boy, was he jealous! So jealous that he abandoned his game and tried to take over the new one.

Kid 1: These are the greatest graphics I’ve ever seen.

Turbo: Turbo-Tastic!

Kid 1: Hey, is that..??

Kid 2: That looks like Turbo.

Kid 1: What’s Turbo doing in this game? Oh, c’mon!

Kid 2: Mister Litwak!

Fix-It Felix, Jr: (voiceover) Turbo ended up putting both games and himself out of order for good.

Calhoun: Yes, the selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary tale.

Fix-It Felix, Jr: I know, right? That’s why I have to get Ralph home or the same thing’s gonna happen to my game.

Fix-It Felix, Jr & Calhoun: Ungh… Oh

Calhoun: What is this? Nesquicksand?

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Quicksand. Oh, I’ll hop out and grab you one of those vines. I can’t hop. I’m hop-less! This is hopeless, we’re gonna drown here!

Calhoun: Stop cracking, stop moving You’re making us sink faster!

Fix-It Felix, Jr: We’re gonna die!

Calhoun: Get a hold of yourself!

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Ah, the vines. They are Laffy Taffy. They’re attracted to whatever makes them laugh. Here, hit me again. That’s not funny enough. Harder.

Look, you’re a nice guy I can’t… - No, ma’am! The Arcade is depending on us. Now do your duty, that’s an or.. It’s working. Hit me again. Oooh.. your eye! I can fix it. Now go! Fran-fantastic! Again! You mean business.. We’re… Killing… ..them Alright, enought with the goo-goo eyes, we’ve got work to do, let’s go. Ungh!.. lost the Cy-Bug. C’mon, we’ll get a better view from the air You think you can fix that shuttle? Can do! Alright, do your thing, knuckles. Bust it open. What’s this? You’re a full-on criminal, aren’t you? Hey, we shook on it Thank you, Jeeves. What is this place? Where are the carts? We gotta make one. - What? No no no no. Look kid, bad idea. Trust me, I don’t make things, ..I break things Well, looks like you’re gonna be stepping outside your comfort zone then, Gladys. Ooh, this is a good one. Welcome to the Bakery. Let’s bake a cart!! What is this, another game? - Ya, well, it’s a mini game. You have one minute to win it! - What? C’mon, Ralph! - Now..Mixing. Put the ingredients in the bowl and throw away the trash Hairbrush.. - No Underpants.. - No, no. You’re getting all the wrong stuff, kid. - I’m trying. Argh, I’ll do it. No, yes Urgh!..Gross Milk… yes yes.. Batter up! C’mon, no sleeping on the job! Baking! Pump up the heat and hold the perfect temperature. A little help here! - I’m on it! Ralph ! - Yup, no bother.. I just… Give me this thing. Ok, good.. little more. Hold it, hold it C’mon get up Ralph.. 15 seconds! - Decorating Wheels first. - How many? Four, doink! Now frosting, a butt load of frosting. - No problem. Time’s up! Congratulation you did it and here’s your cart! Look, kid… I tried to warn you. I can’t make things, I just… break - I love it! You do? I love it! I love it, I love it, I love it Look, it’s got a real engine and look at these wheels! I love it! I finally have a real cart! C’mon, a work of art like this must be signed. This is Beard Papa. The glitch is in the Bakery. Get me King Candy. Well, what, you have teeth?! I don’t think I’ve ever seen you smile before. I’m not smiling it was… I’m gassy.. okay Hold it right there, glitch! And Wreck-It Ralph? Start the cart start the cart! What are you waiting for? C’mon let’s go! I..ah.. don’t know how to drive a real cart. You don’t… What?! Are you hurt, sire? - No, he just glazed me. Get them! - Gangway! Stop in the name of the king! That’s me! Get off the road! Head for Diet Cola Mountain! Drive into the wall! - What? Right there between the two sugar-free lollipops! - Are you crazy? Just do it! Where’d they go? Maybe.. they’ve just turned. Find that glitch. Destroy that cart! She can’t be allowed to race! So let me get this straight. You don’t know how to drive. Well no, not technically But I just thought that… What did you think? Oh.. I just I’ll just magically win the race just because I really want to. Look wise guy, I know I’m a racer, I can feel it in my code. That’s it..! I’m never getting my medal back What is the big whoop about that crummy medal, anyway? The big whoop? Well this may come as a shock to you.. but in my game, I’m the bad guy and I live in the garbage. Cool! - No, not cool Unhygenic and lonely and boring. And that crummy medal was gonna change all that. I go home with that baby around my neck and I’ll get a.. ..penthouse, pies, ice sculptures, fireworks! Aah! It’s grown up stuff, you wouldn’t understand. - No, I get it. That’s exactly what racing would do for me. Well, guess what? - What? News flash! Neither one of us is getting what we want! What was that? Diet Cola Hot Springs. Watch out for falling Mentos. - Yeah, check it out, look. Oh, you gotta watch out for the splash. That stuff is boiling hot. Yeah, I got that. Thank you. What is this dump? I think it’s some sort of unfinished bonus level. Yeah, it’s pretty cool, huh? I found that secret opening and now I live here. See, oh look look look look… Welcome to my home! I sleep in these candy wrappers. I like bundling myself up like a little homeless lady. By yourself? With all this garbage around here? Well, yeah. I mean, everyone here says I’m just the mistake.. ..and that I wasn’t even suppose to exist. What do you expect? Listen kid.. I know it’s none of my business.. ..but why do you even stick around this game? You really don’t know anything, do you? Glitches can’t leave their games. It’s one of the joys of being me. Hey, what are you doing? C’mon! I know it’s a dump but it’s all I got. If you’re gonna be a racer, you have to learn how to drive. You can’t do that.. ..without a track. Wow! - Alright now.. Let’s hustle up, we got some driving to do. I’m gonna learn to drive, I’m gonna learn to drive, I’m gonna.. Oh wait, do you know how to drive? - Yeah! I mean, I haven’t done it but… look, I flew a spaceship today okay. You crashed it. - Just get in, how hard can it be? OK, ah.. start it up. There you go. So there’s some buttons on the floor. - Pedals. Pedals, right! Now.. ah.. Thats the ‘go’ pedal. That, I believe is the stopper. And this… wait What is this? It doesn’t do anything. Woo, what’s this joystick do? Okay, good. Let’s try that again. That’s good, keep going. Shift it again! I told you Racing’s in my code. I think I’m winning the bet! - Hey Ralphy, watch this! Look out! So, how did I do? Well, you almost blew up the whole mountain. Right, right, that’s a good note. You gotta get that glitch under control kid. Ok, I will I will and.. And then, you think I got a chance? Tiny. Yes, I’m gonna win, I’m gonna win, I’m gonna win, I’m gonna… Top shelf. - Top shelf. Did you find the..? Tell me you found her! You didn’t? Go! Leave me. Up, up. Down, down. Hmm, hmm. Hih, hih… Start. Oh, Code! That’s the sweet lifeblood of the game. Where are you? The Stadium, no. Jumbotrons. Ahah! There it is. The winner’s cup. One of these things is not like the others… it’s you! We’re going to give you a nice new home. Success! Sour Bill, I’m going out. You’re in charge of the castle until I get back. Your face is still red, you might wanna hit it again with your hammer. Oh, that’s not blunt force trauma ma’am. That’s just the honey glow in my cheeks. Okay. - Ma’am, I just gotta tell ya.. You are one dynamite gal. Wow! You are one dynamite gal! One dynamite gal! Dynamite gal! Dynamite… Get out! All I said is you’re a dynamite gal! - I said get out! Oh, jimminy jamminy! Yes? I’m Fix-It Felix Jr., sir from the game Fix-It Felix Jr. Have you seen my friend Ralph? - Wreck-It Ralph? Yes, yes that’s him! Should’ve lock him up when we had the chance. Locked him up? - Not making the same mistake with you. Hurry hurry, let’s go, time’s a wastin’, c’mon Ralph! This is it, this is really happening I almost don’t believe it. I mean, I have dreamt about it for so long and now.. and now.. now I think I’m gonna puke actually, I think I might puke. You know, like a ‘vurp’ A what? - Vomit and a burp together. And you can taste it. And it’s just like rising up. Oh this is so exciting! Yes, it is, it’s exciting! I mean am I ready to be a real racer? Ralph, what if the gamers don’t like me? Who doesn’t love a brat with dirty hair? C’mon, those people are gonna love you. You know why? Cause you’re a winner. A winner. - And you’re adorable! I’m adorable! - And everyone loves an adorable winner! Okay, c’mon Listen to me, if you get nervous.. ..just keep telling yourself ‘I must win Ralph’s medal, or his life will be ruined’. And have fun, got it? - Got it! Oh wait!… Hold on. Where you going? - I forgot something, I’ll be right back. Kids! Ralph, there you are, hello. - Huh? You?! - No no, I come alone, unarmed. I’ve had enough of you, pillow pants! - Calm down, please! I’m gonna beat the hella out of you! You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would you? You hit a guy ‘with’ glasses, that’s.. ..well played. - What do you want Candy? Listen, I just wanna talk to you. I’m not intrested in anything you have to say. But how about this? Are you interested… in this? My medal..how did you..?! - It doesn’t matter! It’s yours! Go ahead and take it. All I ask is that you hear me out. About what? Ralph, do you know what the hardest part about being a king is? Doing what’s right. No matter what. - Get to the point. Point being I need your help. Sad as it is, Vanellope cannot be allowed to race. Why are you people so against her? - I’m not against her.. I’m trying to protect her. If Vanellope wins that race.. she’ll be added to the race roster. Then gamers can choose the racer’s avatar. And when they see her glitching and then get glitching in just being herself.. They’ll think our game is broken We’ll be put ourt of order for good. All my subjects will be homeless. But there’s one who cannot escape because she’s a glitch. Help! Somebody help me! When the game’s plug is pulled.. ..she’ll die with it. You don’t know that will happen. The gamers could love her. - And if they don’t? I know it’s tough, but heroes have to make the tough choices, don’t they? She can’t race Ralph but… ..she won’t listen to me. So, can I count on you to talk a little sense into her? Very good. I’ll give you two some time alone. I’m back.. Did you miss me? - Yeah. ah.. Hey, can we talk for a second? - Wait, first kneel down. What? no no. w-we really.. - You just do it! Okay Now, close your eyes. Vanellope.. - Shush! Close ‘em! Okay, open them up. ‘To Stinkbrain’. Gee, thanks Turn it over. … [YOURE MY HERO] I made it for you. Just in case we don’t win. Not that I think there’s even a remote chance we’re not gonna win. Thanks kid..Ahmm, listen - Now.. rise, my royal champ. I’ve got a date with destiny. Ralph, c’mon move your molases. Ah, I’ve been thinking. - That’s dangerous. Who cares about this stupid race anyway? Right? That’s not very funny, Ralph - No, I’m serious and..ah.. It was really fun to build the car, and everything but, maybe.. maybe, you shouldn’t do it.

Vanellope: Ah.. Hello? Is Ralph in there? I’d like to speak to him please.

Ralph: Look what I’m saying is, you can’t be a racer.

Vanellope: What? Why would you.. Wait a minute..

Ralph: No!

Vanellope: Where did you get this?

Ralph: Look, I’m gonna be straight with you kid, I’ve been talking to King Candy.

Vanellope: King Candy?

Ralph: Yeah.

Vanellope: You sold me out?

Ralph: No, I didn’t.. Listen, you don’t understand.

Vanellope: No, I understand plenty. Traitor!

Ralph: I’m not a traitor, listen..

Vanellope: You’re a rat! And I don’t need you! And I can win the race on my own.

Ralph: But I’m trying to save your skin, kid!

Vanellope: Put me down, let me go!

Ralph: No, you listen to me, you know whats gonna happen when the players see you glitching? They’re gonna think the game’s broken.

Vanellope: I don’t care, you’re a liar!

Ralph: No, you better care because if your game goes out of order you go down with the ship, little sister!

Vanellope: I’m not listening to you! Get out of my way! I’m going to that race!

Ralph: No, you’re not!

Vanellope: Take me down from here, Ralph, right now!

Ralph: No! I’m doing this for your own good!

Vanellope: Wait, wait wait. No.. no.. no no no no no! Please Ralph! No!! Ralph, stop it! ..Stop it! No! (Sobbing) You really are a bad guy.

Ralph: Hello, anybody home?

Felix.. Mary.. Well, you actually went and did it! - Gene, where is everybody? They’re gone, after Felix went to find you and then didn’t come back.. ..everyone panicked and abandon ship. But.. but, I’m here now? - It’s too late, Ralph. Litwak’s pulling our plug in the morning. But, never let it be said that I’m not a man of my word. The place is yours, Ralph. Enjoy! Gene, wait, wait! Listen, this is not what I wanted. Well, what did you want, Ralph? - I don’t know, I.. I just I was just tired of living alone in the garbage. Well now, you can live alone in the Penthouse.

Ralph: Hey, Cough Drop! Explain somethin’ to me. If Vanellope was never meant to exist, then why is her picture on the side of the game console?

Sour Bill: Uh… [tries to make a run for it, but Ralph grabs him]

Ralph: What’s goin’ on in this candy-coated heart of darkness?

Sour Bill: Nothin’.

Ralph: Talk!

Sour Bill: No.

Ralph: I’ll lick you!

Sour Bill: You wouldn’t.

Ralph: Oh yeah? [licks Sour Bill]

Sour Bill: Ugh! It’s like sandpaper!

Ralph: Mmm, I wonder how many licks it’ll take to get to your center.

Sour Bill: I’ll take it to my grave!

Ralph: Fair enough. [tosses Sour Bill into his mouth] Oh, they call you Sour Bill for a reason! [Sour Bill lets out a muffled scream; Ralph takes him out] Had enough yet?

Sour Bill: Okay, okay, I’ll talk, I’ll talk! Vanellope was a racer until King Candy tried to delete her code!

Ralph: Tried to delete her code? So that’s why she’s a glitch! Why is he doing this to her?!

Sour Bill: I don’t know!

Ralph: Suit yourself. [starts to put Sour Bill back in his mouth]

Sour Bill: No, no, no, no, no, no! I swear I don’t know! He literally locked up our memories and I cannot remember! Nobody can! But I do know this. He’ll do anything to keep her from racing. Because if she crosses the finish line, the game will reset, and she won’t be a glitch anymore!

Ralph: Where is she now?

Sour Bill: In the fungeon with Fix-It Felix.

Ralph: Felix?!

Sour Bill: I’m sorry! That’s all I know, that’s all I know, I swear! Now please, don’t put me back in your filthy mouth again! [sobs]

Ralph: [sticks Sour Bill to a lollipop tree] Stick around! [gathers up the remains of Vanellope’s broken go-kart and takes off]

Sour Bill: Yes, okay. I will, I will. Thank you.

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C’mon I know you’re out there. Saccharin saturated nightmare! Where? Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby, and it is ugly!


↵Fix-It Felix Jr.: Hello, hello! Somebody? Anybody? Please let me out! What is that.. what’s he say? I’m gonna wreck it! Why do I fix everything I touch?

[Suddenly, Ralph bursts through the wall of Felix's jail cell.]

Ralph: Felix!

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Ralph!

[He jumps up to hug Ralph.]

Fix-It Felix Jr.: I'm so glad to see you!

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Wait, no, I'm not.

[He hovers down.]

Fix-It Felix Jr.: What do you have to say for yourself?!

Ralph: I-

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Wait! I don’t want to hear it, I’m not talking to you.

Ralph: Okay, don’t talk. That’s fine.

[He dumps out the bin full of the remains of Vanellope's Go-Kart.]

Ralph: But you have to fix this go-cart for me pronto.

Fix-It Felix Jr.: I don’t have to do boo. [sotto voice] forgive my potty mouth...

Fix-It Felix Jr.: I’m just so...so cross with you! Do you have any idea what you've PUT ME THROUGH?

Fix-It Felix Jr.: I went Higgledy piggledy all over this creation looking for you...I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix!

Fix-It Felix Jr.: And then, I met the most dynamite gal...

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Oh, she gives me the honey glow, something awful...~

Fix-It Felix Jr.: But, she rebuffed my affections...

Fix-It Felix Jr.: AND THEN, I GET THROWN IN JAIL!!!!

Ralph: Felix! Pull yourself together-

Fix-It Felix Jr.: NNNNNNNNNO!

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Ralph, you don’t know what it’s like to be rejected and treated like a criminal!?

Ralph:...yes, I do.

Ralph: That’s everyday in my life.

Felix:...it is?

Ralph: Which is why I ran off! I tried to be a good guy, but I’m not!

Ralph: Just a bad guy, and I need your help!

Ralph: There’s a little girl whose only hope is this car! Please, Felix, fix it! And I promise I will never try to be good again.

[Felix smiles and pulls out his hammer, touched by his words.]

Ralph: I know, I know, I’m an idiot.

And? -

and a real Numbskull

And? -

a selfish diaper baby.

And? -

and.. a Stinkbrain. The stinkiest brain ever.

My sweet subjects, I came without a flinch of hesitation to show you that I have never been so happy in all my life to say the following words: Let the Random Roster Race commence!

Okay, remember.. you don’t have to win Just cross that finish line and you’ll be a real racer.

I’m already a real racer.

And I’m gonna win!

Power Up!

Oh! A La Mode! Sweet Seekers!

Have some candy Behind you.. In front of you! It’s the glitch! -

The glitch. Light ‘em up Candlehead!

What’s this? Cherry Bomb! I told you, you’re just an accident waiting to happen.

My candle!

Alright, gotta keep it under control. No more glitching.

Okay kid, let’s finish this thing without any more surprises.

Ow! Hope you’re happy, junkpile.

This game is going down and it’s all your fault!

My lady, you came back!

Can it, Fix-It! That Cy-Bug you brought with you multiplied.

No, it died in the taffy swamp, believe me!

Bullroar. Listen up people, head to Game Central Station, now!

Move it let’s go let’s go!

No!

Huh?

King Candy: Get off of my track!

Hey, what are you crazy?!

King Candy: I forbid you to cross that finish line! Knock it off!

Ralph, look!

Ralph: Kid!

No, Stop it!

Let me… urgh!

Not letting you undo all my hard work!

[Vanellope’s glitch causes King Candy to start glitching, which in turn reveals King Candy’s true form: Turbo]

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Is that…?

Ralph: No way!

Vanellope: What the? Who are you?

Turbo: I’m Turbo! The greatest racer ever! And I did not reprogram this world to let you and that hollow coaster riddled warthog take it away from me!

Turbo:Turbo-Tastic!

[He laughs.]

Turbo: End of the line, glitch!

Vanellope: Glitch… That’s it! C’mon, Vanellope!

Vanellope: I know you said you wouldn’t do it again… but you’re gonna do it one more time.

Vanellope: Just focus and concentrate.

Vanellope: And… Glitch!

Turbo: What?!

Vanellope: Sweet mother of monkey milk I did it!

Turbo: No! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Ralph: Bring it home kid, the finish line’s wide open! No!

Kid, kid are you okay?

I’m fine, I’m fine Let’s finish this race!

Oh my RAM!

- Alright C’mon we gotta get out of here!

But I didn’t cross the finish line! -

There is no finish line! Move it or lose it people, c’mon everybody out now!

Ralph, it’s not gonna work.

- We gotta try. Kid!

- Ralph I told you I can’t leave the game! C’mon!

- Ralph, just stop! It’s gotta work!

- Stop, it’s no use.

It’s okay, Ralph.

Alright Fix-It, that’s everyone now we gotta blow up this exit. Just go. Go without me. What about this game?

- Nothing we can do about it. Without a beacon, there’s no way to stop these monsters.

Ralph: Beacon.. Stay with Felix. Let me borrow that thing lady.

- Ralph, where are you going? I got some wrecking to do. I’ll meet you at the finish line!

- No, wait! Fix-It, get behind me

One more..

[Ralph gets smacked by a Cybug's leg.]

Turbo *off-screen*: Welcome to the Boss Level!

Ralph: Turbo!

Turbo: Because of y-yo-o-ou-u, R-Ra-a-al-lp-ph, I’m now *gltich* the most powerful virus in the Arcade.

[giggles]

Turbo: I can take over of any game I want!

Turbo: I should thank you but, it’d be more fun to kill you.

[He lunches at Ralph. He missed]

King Candy/Turbo: Get back here little guy!

King Candy/Turbo: Have some Candy!

Where do you think you’re going!?

I’m not through with you yet. Up we go!

No!

RALPH!

Fall back!

Kid!

Vanellope!

Look at that, it’s your little friend!

Let’s watch her die together, shall we?

No!

It’s game over for both of you!

Ralph: No...Just for me!

[He breaks free from Turbo's grasp.]

Vanellope: *gasp* Ralph!!

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Vanellope!!

[Vanellope glitch-leaps over the Cybugs, desperately trying to save Ralph.]

Ralph: I’m bad, and that’s good...

Ralph: I will never be good...and that’s not bad.

[He looks at Vanellope's You're My Hero necklace.]

Ralph: There’s no one I’d rather be...

Ralph:...than me.

[And with one more skyward punch propelled by gravity, he finally breaks the Mentos crater covering it.]

[He embraces Vanellope's medallion one last time, accepting his fate.]

[But down below, Vanellope is seen rushing towards him at maximum speed. She glitches herself to gain small consecutive boosts.]

[She narrowly succeeds.]

Ralph: Kid!

Vanellope: Don’t worry, I got it under control!

[Diet Cola Mountain finally erupts.]

[The Cybugs are attracted to the lava's glow, and fly towards their demise.]

Why are you going into the light?

No, no.. Yeah…

Turbo: Go into the li-A-i-A-i-A-i-A-i-A-A-i-A-i-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!

[Turbo is destroyed.]

[Ralph lands into a pool of chocolate.]

Chocolate, it’s chocolate. I love chocolate! Beautiful chocolate! You did it, Ralph! Oh..Way to go brother! I’m… excu.. All fixed. - You ready for this? Ready as I’ll ever be. Look at all the magic sparkles!

Sour Bill: Now, I remember. All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush: Princess Vanellope.

Taffyta: [gasps] I remember! She’s our princess!

Candlehead: Oh, that’s right!

Taffyta: We are so sorry about the way we treated you!

Rancis: Yeah, those were, uh, jokes!

Candlehead: I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do!

Vanellope: Tut tut! As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be… executed.

Racers: What?!

Taffyta: No, no, no, please! Please!

Felix: Oh, my land!

Calhoun: Well, this place just got interesting.

Taffyta: [drops to her knees] No! I don’t wanna die!

Vanellope: Ah, I’m just kiddin’!

Taffyta: You are?

Vanellope: Stop crying, Taffyta.

Taffyta: [hyperventilates] I’m trying! It won’t stop!

Wow, so this is the real you! Princess..

- Oh, Ralph, what are you nuts?! C’mon, this isn’t me!.. This is me! Look, the code may say I’m a princess but, I know who I really am, Ralph. I’m a racer with the greatest superpower ever. I was here I was there. I was glitching through the wall I’m not giving that up! Pardon me for asking but, without a princess, who’s gonna lead us? -

Yea who?

Uh.. me. I’m thinking more along the lines of a constitutional democracy.

President Vanellope von Schweetz. Has a nice ring to it don’t you think?

Fix-It, Wreck-It, the Arcade’s about to open. Let’s move ‘em out!

You know you could just stay here and live in the castle.

You’d have your own wing where no one would ever complain about your stench or treat you bad ever again. You could be happy.

I’m already happy. Got the coolest friend in the world. And besides, I’ve got a job to do too. May not be as fancy as being president… but it’s my duty

And it’s a big duty.

Ralph, you coming brother?

See you later, President Fartfeathers.

Au revoir, Admiral Underpants.

And farewell, Baroness Boogerface.

Goodbye, Major Bodyodour.

Hasta la vista. Ralph!..

Ralph: You mean this guy Turbo only want pretend to be a king, Felix?

Felix: That's right, Ralph. He's really crazy. Well, who knows so the Sugar Rush Crowd learns and stops believing in false kings, sovereigns, these things there.

Calhoun: That's it, boys. But we have no time to lose. We have to go back to our games now.

Alright, to be continued!

I’m gonna wreck it! Hey, Ralph’s back Isn’t it great? The game’s all here

So, I’m happy to report… and you’ll be happy to hear I’m taking life one game at a time.

First, the job hasn’t changed. But, news flash.. The Nicelanders are being nice to me. A

nd you know that got me thinking about those poor guys left without a game.

So here's what we did We're going to wreck it! We ask them to help us out in the bonus level.

Felix Jr.: We can fix it!

Ralph: I'm tellin' you guys, we haven't been this popular in years!

It's crazy! The gamers say we're Retro... which... It means, Old, but Cool.

How come I never noticed this game?

Oh and I decided that living in a dump wasn't making me feel very good.

So, I cleaned it up.

Built myself a little shack and a couple for the new guys too.

Well, with a little help from Felix.

Oh and guess who is the best man at his and Calhoun's wedding?

That's right my friends, old 'ham hands' himself.

Very elegant affair, should've seen it, lot of grandeur.

And not a single bug.

And let's just say some tears were shed. But I gotta say, the best part of my day... is when I get thrown off the roof.

Because when the Nicelanders lift me up...I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush. And I can see Vanellope racing.

The kid's a natural! And the players love her, glitch and all!

Just like I knew they would.

Turns out I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy.

Cause, if that little kid likes me... How bad can I be?↵



(Ralph sleeps in stump.)

Ralph: (voice-over.) My name's Ralph and I'm a bad guy. Ah... Let's see I'm 9 feet tall. I weigh 643 pounds. Got a little bit of a temper on me. (in game.) Hey, you moved my stump! (voice-over.) My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess, I'm not gonna lie. Any who, what else? Uh... I'm a wrecker. I wreck things. Professionally. (in game.) I'm gonna wreck it! (voice-over.) I mean, I'm very good at what I do. Probably the best I know. The thing is, fixing is the name of the game. Literally, "Fix-It Felix, Jr".

Nicelanders: Fix it, Felix!

Fix-It Felix Jr: I can fix it!

Ralph: (voice-over.) So, yeah, naturally the guy with the name Fix-it Felix is the good guy. He's nice enough as good guys go. Definitely fixes stuff really well. But, uh, if you got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? If he was a regular contractor, carpenter guy, I guarantee you would not be able to fix the damage that I do, as quickly. And when Felix does a good job, he gets a medal. But are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? To that I say, "HAAH!". [Ralph in game gets thrown off the roof. He falls and lands on the ground]

Ralph: And, no, there aren't.

(indistinct conversation.)

Kid 1: So cool!

Kid 2: This animation is so real!

Ralph: (voice-over.) 30 years I've seen doing this and I've seen a lot of other games come and go. Kinda sad. I think about all those guys from Asteroids? Boom! ...Gone. Centipede? Who knows where that guy is. You know? Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at. I'm very lucky. It's just... I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job when no one seems to like you for doing it.

[all humans leave arcade]

Yuni Verse (Dance Dance Revolution): All clear! The arcade is closed!

Ryu (Street Fighter): Shoryuken! Woo… what a day. So, you wanna head to Tappers, Ken?

Ken (Street Fighter): If you’re buyin’ buddy.

[in Fix-It Felix, Jr’s game]

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Quittin’ time!

Ralph: (voiceover) I dunno! Maybe I won’t be feeling this way if things were different after work. But… it is what it is.

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Good job, everyone!

Ralph: (voiceover) Felix and the Nicelanders go hang out in their homes… which he just fixed and every… you know… They go to their homes, I go to mine… which happens to be… a dump. And when I say "a dump", I don’t mean like a shabby place. I mean an actual dump. Where the garbage goes and a bunch of bricks… and smashed building parts. That’s… That’s what I call home. I guess I can’t bellyache too much. I got my bricks, I got my stump. It looks uncomfortable, it’s actually fine. I’m good. But… if I’m really honest with myself, I see Felix up there… getting patted on the back. People are giving him pie. Thanking him and.. so happy to see him all the time. Sometimes I think… Man! Sure must be nice being the good guy!

(in Bad-Anon, villains clap)

Clyde (Pac-Man): Nice share, Ralph. As fellow bad guys… we’ve all felt what you’re feeling and we’ve come to terms with it.

Ralph: Really?

Zangief (Street Fighter): Right here, I’m Zangief, I’m bad guy!

Villains: Hi, Zangief.

Zangief: I relate to you Ralph. When I hit bottom, I was crushing man’s skull like sparrow egg between my thighs. And I think, why you have to be so bad Zangief? Why can’t you be more like good guy? Then I have moment of clarity. If Zangief is good guy, who’ll crush man’s skull like sparrow’s egg between thighs? And I say, Zangief, you are "bad guy", but this does not mean you are bad guy.

Ralph: Right, I’m sorry. I just… You lost me there.

Zombie: Zombie, bad guy.

Villains: Hi, Zombie.

Zombie: Zangief saying, Labels not make you happy. Good… Bad… (growl) You must love you.

Cyborg (based on Kano from Mortal Kombat): Yea, inside here! (pull Zombie’s heart out of chest)

Ralph: Whoa! OK! Alright, I get you. Watch out, it’s dripping.

Clyde: Question, Ralph. We’ve been asking you to BAD-ANON for years now… and tonight you.. you finally show up. Why is that?

Ralph: I dunno, I just felt like coming. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that, ah.. Well, today is the 30th Anniversary of my game.

Saitine: Happy Anniversary, Ralph.

Ralph: Thanks, Satan.

Saitine: Err, it’s Saitine, actually.

Ralph: Got it! But here’s the thing… (sigh) I don’t wanna be the bad guy anymore.

[the Bad-Anon members gasp; Bowser breathes fire balls; Clyde turns blue]

Cyborg: You can’t mess with the program, Ralph!

M. Bison (Street Fighter): You’re not goin’ Turbo, are you?

Ralph: Turbo?! No, I’m not going Turbo! C’mon, guys! Is it "Turbo" to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once in a while? Is it "Turbo" to want more out of life?

Zombie: Yess…

Clyde: Ralph, Ralph, we get it. But we can’t change who we are. The sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be.

Zangief: Hey. One game at a time, Ralph.

Clyde: Now let’s close out with the Bad Guy Affirmation.

Villains except for Ralph: I am bad, and that’s good. I will never be good. And that’s not bad. There’s no one I’d rather be than me.

Clyde: Ok, gang, see you next week.

M. Bison: Listen I can’t do snacks next week.

Saitine: Hang in there, Ralph.

Clyde: Hey Zombie, don’t forget your hatchet. There you go.

[Villains leave Pac-Man game, before Ralph follows, he picks up a cherry and follows the villains to a train]

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Announcer: Welcome to Game Central Station.

Surge Protector: Step aside sir, random security check.

Ralph: Random my behind, you always stop me!

Surge Protector: I’m just a surge protector doing my job, sir. Name?

Ralph: Lara Croft.

Surge Protector: Name?

Ralph: Wreck-It Ralph.

Surge Protector: And, where you’re coming from?

Ralph: Aah… Pacman.

Surge Protector: You bringing any fruit with you?

Ralph: No. No, no fruit.

Surge Protector: Ok then, where you headin?

Ralph: Ah… Fix-it Felix Jr.

Surge Protector: Anything to declare?

Ralph: I hate you.

Surge Protector: I get that a lot. Proceed.

Boy with halo: Bad guy coming! [running]

Sonic: (on screen) If you leave your game stay safe, stay alert. And whatever you do, don’t die. Because if you die outside your own game, you don’t regenerate, ever. Game over!

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Ralph: Here you go, buddy. It’s fresh. It’s straight from Pacman’s. Hang in there, guys.

Surge Protector: Name?

Ralph: [grunts in frustration] Argggghhhh!!

[Back at Felix's place, the 30th anniversary party is in full swing. Everyone's having a good time, even Skrillex is operating the DJ booth. Outside, Ralph's train arrives at the station. He then sees fireworks go off, one saying "We love (heart) you, Felix!", and two showing Felix's image. Ralph notices the party from the window and uses two glass bottles as binoculars to catch a peek]

Ralph: Happy 30th Anniversary? They’re having a party without me. Pacman? They invited Pacman?! That cherry chasing…dot muncher isn’t even part of this game!

Nicelander: Great party, Felix.

Fix-It Felix Jr. Why, thank you, friend.

Deanna: Felix you’re needed on the dance floor!

All: Whoo-whoo! Fix-It Felix! Whoo-whoo! Fix-It Felix!

[doorbell rings]

Fix-It Felix, Jr.: Oh! I bet that’s Mario. Fashionaby late, per the norm.

Gene: I’ll get it, Felix. (humming) Aah!!

Gene: [shocked] It’s Ralph!

[Girl screams]

He’ll wreck the party!

Hide it somewhere! Get rid of him, Felix.

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Oh, right! I’ll go talk to him. Carry on everyone. Ralph, can I help you?

Ralph: Hey Felix. Just wanted to check on you I saw a big, uh.. explosion or something over the building there.

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Oh, those were...just fireworks.

Ralph: Fireworks, okay. Somebody’s birthday...or?

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Well, it’s.. more of an anniversary. The 30th Anniversary of our game, actually.

Ralph: What ?! Is that today?

Fix-It Felix, Jr: I know!

Ralph: Oh, I’m such a dummy with dates.

Anyway, uh... Congratulations!

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Thank you, Ralph. And to you too.

Glenn: Ah, just a heads up Felix. They’re bringing out the cake in a few shakes.

Ralph: Hey, Glenn!

Glenn: Ralph.

Ralph: Cake? Heard about this cake stuff. Never had it. No one ever seems to throw it out so I.. it n.. never ends up in the dump. Never actually tasted it. Always wanted to try cake.

Fix-It Felix, Jr: I don’t suppose you’d like to come in have a slice, would you?

Ralph: Hello, everybody! Oh. Agh...

[video game music, all gasping]

Fix-It Felix, Jr: I’m OK, I’m OK, fit as a fiddle. Now…you all know Ralph.

Ralph: Evening. Evening Nel, Lucy, Don, Dana.

Deanna: Deanna.

Ralph: Big Gene!

Gene: (infuriated) Why is he here?

He’s just here for a slice of cake.

And, I’m a big part of the game, technically speaking. Ah. Why are you here, Gene?

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Oh look! The cake.

Well, I’ll be dipped! You’ve really outdone yourself, Mary!

Oh! And look, there’s all of us at the top.

Each apartment is everyone’s favourite flavor.

Your Woods, is red velvet. Guilty!

Mary: And lemon for Lucy. Rum cake for Gene. And for Felix.

Ralph: Hey, Mary. Um... w-what’s the flavor of that mud that I’m stuck in there?

Mary: Hmm? Oh! Chocolate.

Ralph: Never been real fond of chocolate.

Mary: Well, I did not know that.

Ralph: One other little thing, I hate to be picky, but you know, this angry little guy here...

Mary: [gasps] My cake!

...would might be a lot happier if you put him up here with everyone else.

Ralph: See that? Look at that smile!

Gene: No, no no. You see, Ralph, there is no room for you up here.

Ralph: (chuckles) Well, what about this? We can make room. Here, we can take turns. Easy!

Fix-It Felix, Jr: How about...we just eat the cake?

Gene: (sternly to Felix) Hang on. (to Ralph) Felix needs to be on the roof because he’s about to get his medal!

Ralph: Well, how about we just take that medal and give it to Ralph for once. Would that be the end of the world, Gene?

Gene: Now you’re just being ridiculous! Only good guys win medals. And you, sir, are no good guy!

Ralph: I could be a good guy if I wanted to. And I could win a medal!

Gene: Uh-huh! And when you do, come and talk to us.

Ralph: And then would you finally let me be on top of the cake with you, guys?

Gene: If you won a medal, we’d let you live up here in the Penthouse! But it will never happen, because you’re just the bad guy who wrecks the building.

Ralph: No, I’m not.

Gene: Yes, you are!

Ralph: (snapping with rude) NO! I'M NOT!!

Gene: (quietly) Yes, you are.

Ralph: Alright, Gene, you know what? I’m gonna win a medal. Oh I am gonna win a medal. The shiniest medal this place has ever seen. A medal that will be so good that it will make Felix’s medals wet their pants! And good night. Thank you for the party.

Is he serious?

Gene: Oh please, where is a bad guy gonna win a medal? Of course he’s not serious!

Ralph: I’ve never been more serious about anything in my life.

That’s why I came straight here Tapper You’ve never give me a bum steer. Now c’mon, where can a guy like me go and win a medal? I don’t think such a game exist, Ralph. Oh c’mon, you know people, there’s gotta be… Hey, Tapper, need a root beer.

Tapper: Coming! Hold that thought. Okay! As you were saying?

Ralph: I was saying… I can’t spent another 30 years living alone… in the garbage. I’m not going back without a medal. Well, I dunno what to tell you Maybe somebody left a medal here. You’re welcome to dig through the lost and found.

Ralph: OK, let’s see what we got here Oh, shoo, shoo! Go on, get off! Mushroom? [from Mario] No. What is this?! [red ❗️ mark from Metal Gear] No. Oh c’mon, Zangief! Gross! What am I doing? Hey, excuse you!

Our mission: Destroy all Cy-Bugs We are humanity’s last hope. Our mission: Destroy all Cy-Bugs.

- You ok there, Space Cadet?

We’ve only been plugged in a week and every day… it’s climb the building and fight bugs!

Climb the building, fight more bugs!

Yeah, yeah, right! Look, easy on the overall spaceman!

It’s tough all over, alright? -

And all for what? A lousy medal! Medal? You win a medal? -

Yeah, Medal of Heroes! Ooo! Is it shiny? -

Pretty shiny. It says Hero on it?

And you said, you win it by climbing a building? And fighting bugs! -

Right, bugs. Listen, is there any chance I could go with you to your game and, you know, maybe get one of those medals? -

Negatory!

Wha.. does that mean maybe? -

No! Look, only the bravest and the best.. serve in our corps.

BUH !! We are humanity’s last hope. Attention! The Arcade will open in five minutes. Please report to your game. I can’t feel my legs. What is all this stuff? Huh.. smells like Ralph in here. Alright, what is.. what was it called? Hero.. hero’s something… Hero’s.. uh.. duty .. duty Hero’s Duty. Sorry, Qbert. It’s me, Ralph The wall Morning kids, c’mon in. Good to see you, Good to see you. You too, little fella. Quarter Alert. This is not a drill. Sweet golden medal On a planet with no name, a top secret experiment has gone horribly wrong. You are humanity’s last hope. Rootin’ tootin’, ready for shootin’! Now listen up, cause I’m only gonna say this once. Fear’s a four letter word, ladies. You wanna go pee-pee in your big boy slacks, keep it to yourself. It’s make your mammas proud time! - I love my mamma! Heads up! First Person Shooter coming through. Oooh Robot! Gameplay in three, two, one.. We are humanity’s last hope. Our mission.. ..destroy all Cy-bugs. You ready rookie? Let’s find out. Sweet mother Hubbard! Wait a minute. Cy-Bug, 12 o’clock! Take it, newbie! Watch it, rookie! These monsters become what they eat! My gun! Gimme that back ! Shoot the eggs before they hatch ! Oh no no, something’s coming out of their bottom! Oh gross! - Markowski, get back in formation! Alright ladies, the kitten whiskers and tickle fights stop now! The entrance to the lab is straight ahead. - I’ll meet you guys inside! No.. - Thank you, hurry! When did videogames become so violent and scary? Take me out of here! Get her!

Game announcer: GAME OVER

Girl: What a rip off !

Ralph: Hey, get..get off me ! It’s game over. Stop it! Reaching up, reaching up! Cease fire, cease fire! Attention! Return to start positions. Here, here let me help you, there. Sorry about that, I just… Ah yea, well you must be upset. - Markowski! Who? Wow oh. ye.. me! I’m, yeah, I’m Markowski. What’s the first rule of Hero’s Duty? - No cuts, no buts, no coconuts? Never interfere with the first person shooter. Our job is to get the gamers to the top of that building.. ..so they can get a medal and that’s it! So, stick to the program, soldier! - Right, right.. aye aye! Quarter Alert. Alright pussywillows, back to start positions! Yeah, right! No way I’m going through that again! That’s where they keep the medal, huh? New racers daily. Sweet! I got next game. Go away kid, we’re gonna play all 9 of today’s racers. Oh..Sorry. Hmm.. Where is the wrecking guy? Where is Ralph? He should be wrecking the building. Sh! Stick with the program.

All: Fix it Felix.

Fix-It Felix, Jr: I can fix it. (Gasps) Ralph, quarter alert. Game on!

Do something, Felix.

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Just act natural.

I’ll fix it. Oh my land! Where is he? Mister Litwak

Mister Litwak: What’s the trouble, sweetheart?

The game’s busted.

Fix-It Felix, Jr: I can fix it I can fix it.

Mister Litwak: Oh boy, looks like the game’s gone cuckoo like my nana. Sorry sweetie, here’s your quarter back. But what about the game?

Mister Litwak: I’ll have someone look at it tomorrow.

But if he can’t fix it, it might be time to… put old Ralph and Felix out to pasture… ..like my nana.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are Out of Order -

Sweet mercy, without Ralph, we’re doomed! They’re gonna pull our plug!

Okay, everybody calm down! Ralph probably fell asleep in the washroom of Tappers again

See? There he is now

Why.. it’s Q*Bert. What brings you here, neighbour?

What’s he saying, Felix?

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Stand by, my Q*Bertese is a little rusty.

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Fix-It Felix, Jr: Ralph’s gone Turbo!!

Shining! Attention! The Arcade is now closed

Get a load of Markowski

Calhoun: Shut your chew-holes!

Cy-Bug. Taze! Slick tiddlywinky pint-size!

Fix-It Felix, Jr: I’m Fix-it-Felix Jr. ma’am, from the game Fix-it-Felix Jr.

Human jimminy! Look at that high-definition! Your face!.. It’s amazing! Flattery, don’t charge these batteries civilian Now state your business

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Oh.. I’m looking for my colleague. Reck-it Ralph.

- Never heard of him.

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Well..Q*Bert saw him come in here

- Impossible, nothing gets past me That came from the tower Nice shells be sH!&! Okay.. that was easy Congratulations soldier It is my honour to bestow upon you.. ..the medal of heroes No way ! - ‘Ten-hut ! History will long revere your courage and sacrifice Well..Thank you - You have etched in the rock of virtue, a legacy beyond compare Thanks guys At ease… You are the universe’s greatest hero The living embodyment of all this Corps represents Bravery, integrity, grace under pressure… and above all… dignity - Escape mode activated Incoming Ralph. - Cy-Bug.

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Ralph: Sayonara, sucker! Sugar Rush?

Oh.. No!! This is a candy go-cart game over by the Wack-a Mole I gotta get out of here Oh no..My medal?? Whe.. whe.. wait.. where…??? No no no, my medal ! Hi, mister Hello Man! You scared me, kid. Ahh! Nearly soiled myself - What’s your name? Ah… Ralph..Wreck-It Ralph. - You’re not from here, are you? No well, yeah. I mean not from right in this area. I’m just doing some work here What kind of work? - Just some routine candy tree trimming. You probably wanna stand back.. in fact This whole area is technically closed while we’re trimming Who’s we? - Candy Tree Department Oh, where’s everybody else? - Ah, it’s just me today So you just meant like the ‘royal we’? Yup.. that’s right Hey, are you a hobo? - No I am not a hobo. But I am busy, OK? So, you go.. go home - What’s that? Didn’t hear you, your breath is so bad it made my ears numb Listen, I try to be nice - I try to be nice Your mimicking me - Your mimicking me!

Ralph: Okay, that is rude…

- Okay, that is rude…

Ralph: and this conversation is over - and this conversation is over I wouldn’t grab that branch if I were you I’m from the candy tree department so I know what.. - It’s a double stripe Double stripes are prank… Kadoing!! Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big? Ah.. I dunno Why are you so freakishly annoying? Why are you so freakishly.. Sweet mother of monkey milk, a gold coin Don’t even think about it, that is mine - Race you for it! Hey hey hey hey I don’t have to race for it cause that’s mine The winner - Give it back, give it Double stripe… Thank you Wait, let me talk to you for one second Ok, here’s the thing, I’m not from the Candy Tree Department - Lying to a child Shame on you Ralph - But, I wasn’t lying about the medal, that is my medal That’s why I was climbing the tree.. It’s mine, it’s my It’s precious to me, that thing is this.. my ..it’s my ticket to a better life Yea, well, now it’s my tic-ket What the.. - See you champ! Come back.. I’ll find you I will find you - Double stripe Nowhere to hide ! Yeah, he banged around in here like some kinda hot-shot. Then he went barreling down into that.. sweet little game like a crazy person - Sugar Rush. Cy-Bugs would chew up that game faster than a chicken hawk in a coop of crippled roosters! What was that now? - What are you, thick? There was a Cy-Bug on that shuttle. Do you even khow what a Cy-Bug is? I can’t say that I do, ma’am - Cy-Bugs are like a virus They don’t know they’re in a game All they know is… ..eat, kill, multiply. Without a beacon to stop them.. ..they’ll consume Sugar Rush - But you think they’ll stop there? Yes! - Wrong! Viruses do not stop! Once those Cy-Bugs finish off Sugar Rush.. ..they’ll invade every other game until this Arcade is.. nothing but a smoking husk of forgotten dreams. Kohut, my cruiser. Shee--pers! Is she always this intense? - It’s not her fault She’s programmed with the most tragic backstory ever. One day she didn’t do a perimeter check. Her wedding day. Wait, ma’am. I’m going with you Like fun you are, short stack. You die outside your game, you don’t regenerate. Well, neither do you, ma’am. And it is my job to fix what Ralph wrecks. And I cannot ask you to risk your life cleaning up his mess No flex on this one ma’am. I am coming along with you. Citizens of Sugar Rush. Just in time All hail, our rightful ruler King Candy. Hallo, my loyal subjects! Have some candy! Thank you for that stirring introduction, Sour Bill. And thank you to today’s avatars. It was a wonderful day of racing. It was.. but now the Arcade is closed so it’s time to wipe the slate clean and race to decide our new roster. The first 9 racers to cross that finish line.. ..will represent Sugar Rush as tomorrow’s avatar. Race, race, race, race - Calm down Listen, this event is pay to play. We all know this, The fee to compete is one gold coin from your previous winnings, if you have won Which I.. I have Let me go first King Candy. Taffeta Muttonfudge. Stay sweet! Adorabeezle Winterpop. Gloyd Orangeboar. Coin stealer Wait till I catch that brat - Minty Zaki. Snowanna Rainbeau Rancis Fluggerbutter. Jubileena Bing-Bing. Swizzle Malarkey. Candlehead. Sour Bill, who is that last one? Vanellope von Schweetz. - Yippie I’m in the race - Venellope? The glitch! No, no Everything is alright. Security!! C’m’ere, kid - We’re not gonna hurt you, you little freak. Get back here! YOU !! Give me back my medal right now! No, no… - What is that? What are you doing? Come back here! Can’t move. - Now, we got him! Oh good, the cops. She went that way. - Hold still. - Ow, what’re you doing? Okay folks, calm down. Everything’s alright. The monster’s been caught. We’ll repair all the damage. Don’t worry we will have our race before the Arcade opens And I’m in it. There is no way that I am racing with a glitch Francis, Candlehead, come on. Sour Bill, that glitch cannot be allowed to race! And bring that thing to my castle! Sour Bill, de-taffify this monster so we can see what we’re up against, here. Mmmkay.. Milk my duds, it’s Wreck-It Ralph? Yeah, who are you? The guy that make the donuts? Please,… No! I’m King Candy. I see you’re a fan of pink - Salmon, salmon.. that is obviously salm.. What are you doing here? Look! Your Candiness.. ..this is just a big misunderstanding. Just get me out of this cupcake, I’ll get my medal, and I’ll be out of your way, Your medal? Bad guys don’t win medals. Well, this one did! I earned it over in.. Hero’s Duty. You game jumped? Ralph! You’re not going Turbo, are you? What? No no no no.. - Because if you think you can come in here… to my kingdom and take over my game, you’ve got another thing coming! Easy, Your Puffyness! It’s not my fault one of your children of the candy corn stole my medal. Children of the candy corn? Who? The glitch… the coin she used to buy her way into the race, that was your medal? She did what? I need that back! Well, I’m afraid I can’t help you, it’s gone. you know, it’s.. it’s nothing but code now. and it’ll stay that way until someone wins the cup at the end of the race! Well, maybe I’ll just have to have a little talk with the winner, then. Is that a threat I smell? Bwlaah! Beyond the halitosis you’re so obviously suffering from. Listen, nelly wafer, I’m not leaving without my medal. Yes, you are! Winchell, Dunkin, get him out of that cupcake.. ..and on the first train back home.And if I ever see you here again Wreck-It Ralph… ..I’ll lock you in my Fungeon! Fungeon? - Fun-dungeon? You know, it’s a play-on words? It’s a Fu.. Never mind Now, I got a glitch to deal with, thanks to you Goodbye, Wreck-It Ralph. It hasn’t been a pleasure. It’s hard as a rock. - I can see that. Get the tools. - What tools? Quiet you! What?? No! - Take it easy big boy. Stay away from me! - He’s getting away! Quick, call out the Devil-dogs! Chocolate. I hate chocolate! I gotta get my medal back The pot goes to the winning racer Hey kids, can I talk to you for a second? Hello, fellow racers. It’s that little crumb snatcher. Candlehead, Taffyta, Rancis you’re looking well Came by to check out the competition, huh? Well, here it is the Lickety Split - Jeez, looks like she built it herself. Built it myself. Fastest pedal power west o’ the Wack-a-Mole. Check her out. Oh..Vanellope It’s so.. you. But.. you have to back out of the race. Oh no, I.. I don’t, you know cause I..i paid my fee… and I’m on the board So, ya.. I’m definitely racing. Ya, well.. King Candy says glitches can’t race. I’m not a glitch, Taffyta, just got pyxlexia, okay. The rules are there for a reason, Vanellope. To protect us. Say, I’m you.. I’m in my weird little car.. and I’m driving and.. actually feel kinda cool for once.. and then all of a sudden.. oh no.. I’m gli..gli..gli..gli… glitching See, you’re an accident just waiting to happen. - Oh no, I gli.. gli..gli..gli..glitch too Oh hey hey, what are you doing? - Uncool ! Stop. You’re breaking it. Please, I just wanna race like you guys. You will never be a racer because you’re a glitch. And that’s all you’ll ever be. Hey.. leave her alone. Let’s get out of here Scram, you rotten little cavities before I throw you in the mud!

(Ralph has just scared away the Sugar Rush racers who were tearing apart Vanellope's pedal kart; she gets up off the ground, sniffling.)

Vanellope: What are you looking at?

Ralph: You’re welcome, ya rotten little thief.

Vanellope: I'm not a thief! I just borrowed your stupid coin! I was gonna give it back to you as soon as I won the race!

Ralph: It’s not a coin! It's a medal!

Vanellope: Coin, medal, whatever! Just go back to your own dumb game and win another one.

Ralph: I can't. I didn't win it in my game, I won it in Hero's Duty.

Vanellope: Hero's Doody? (bursts out laughing.)

Ralph: It's not that kind of duty!

Vanellope: I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called Hero's Doody! Ha ha ha! What'd you win the medal for, wiping? (Ralph rolls his eyes.) I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal!

Ralph: Listen—

Vanellope: One more, one more: why did the hero flush the toilet? Say "Why?"

Ralph: (unimpressed.) Why?

Vanellope: Because it was his "doody"!

Ralph: How dare you insult Hero's Duty, you little guttersnipe! I earned that medal! And you better get it back for me toute-suite, sister!

Vanellope: Well, unless you've got a go-kart hidden in the fat folds of your neck, I can't help ya!

(At his breaking point, Ralph starts taking out his anger by smashing apart the candy that litters the junkyard; he comes across a jawbreaker and hits it repeatedly.)

Vanellope: (to herself.) What a moron. (to Ralph.) Hey, genius! That's a jawbreaker! You're never gonna— (Ralph finally manages to smash the jawbreaker open; Vanellope gives an impressed smile.) Oh...

(Ralph sits down, exhausted, and Vanellope approaches him.)

Vanellope: Enjoy your little tantrum, Diaper-Baby?

Ralph: Leave me alone.

Vanellope: Look, you want that medal, right? And I wanna race. So here's what I'm thinkin': You help me get a new kart—a real kart—and I'll win the race and get you back your medal!

Ralph: You want me to help you?

Vanellope: All you gotta do is break somethin' for me. C'mon, what do you say, friend? (extends her hand.)

Ralph: We are not friends.

Vanellope: Aw, c'mon, pal! You son-of-a-gun! C'mon, buddy! Shake on it! C'mon, chumbo! Ralph, my man! M' main man! (seriously.) Hey. My arm’s getting tired. Do we have a deal or not?

Ralph: (groans; defeatedly.) You better win. (shakes Vanellope's hand.)

Calhoun: Well, I’ll say this much, they don’t call your friend ‘Wreck-it’ for nothing. There’s the shuttle

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Is he in there?

Calhoun: Nope. Lucky for him. Otherwise, I would have slap his corpse. No Cy-Bug either. Gotta find it before it lays it’s filthy eggs. He came this way but the Sugar particles in the atmosphere are jamming my sensor. Can’t get a read on it. So, what is it with this Wreck-it joker, huh? Why’d he go AWOL?

Fix-It Felix Jr.: I wish I knew, ma’am. He was acting all squirely last night. Going on about cake and medals. But, I never thought he’d go Turbo!

Calhoun: Go Turbo??

Fix-It Felix, Jr: That’s right, you guys just got plugged in. (flashback) Well, back when the Arcade first opened, TurboTime was by far the most popular game… and Turbo…

Turbo: Turbo-Tastic!

Fix-It Felix, Jr: (voice-over) Well, he loved the attention.

Turbo: Turbo-Tastic!

Fix-It Felix, Jr: (voice-over) So, when RoadBlasters got plugged in and stole Turbo’s thunder

Kid 1: New game! Kid 2: Alright!

Fix-It Felix, Jr: (voice-over) …boy, was he jealous! So jealous that he abandoned his game and tried to take over the new one.

Kid 1: These are the greatest graphics I’ve ever seen.

Turbo: Turbo-Tastic!

Kid 1: Hey, is that..??

Kid 2: That looks like Turbo.

Kid 1: What’s Turbo doing in this game? Oh, c’mon!

Kid 2: Mister Litwak!

Fix-It Felix, Jr: (voiceover) Turbo ended up putting both games and himself out of order for good.

Calhoun: Yes, the selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary tale.

Fix-It Felix, Jr: I know, right? That’s why I have to get Ralph home or the same thing’s gonna happen to my game.

Fix-It Felix, Jr & Calhoun: Ungh… Oh

Calhoun: What is this? Nesquicksand?

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Quicksand. Oh, I’ll hop out and grab you one of those vines. I can’t hop. I’m hop-less! This is hopeless, we’re gonna drown here!

Calhoun: Stop cracking, stop moving You’re making us sink faster!

Fix-It Felix, Jr: We’re gonna die!

Calhoun: Get a hold of yourself!

Fix-It Felix, Jr: Ah, the vines. They are Laffy Taffy. They’re attracted to whatever makes them laugh. Here, hit me again. That’s not funny enough. Harder.

Look, you’re a nice guy I can’t… - No, ma’am! The Arcade is depending on us. Now do your duty, that’s an or.. It’s working. Hit me again. Oooh.. your eye! I can fix it. Now go! Fran-fantastic! Again! You mean business.. We’re… Killing… ..them Alright, enought with the goo-goo eyes, we’ve got work to do, let’s go. Ungh!.. lost the Cy-Bug. C’mon, we’ll get a better view from the air You think you can fix that shuttle? Can do! Alright, do your thing, knuckles. Bust it open. What’s this? You’re a full-on criminal, aren’t you? Hey, we shook on it Thank you, Jeeves. What is this place? Where are the carts? We gotta make one. - What? No no no no. Look kid, bad idea. Trust me, I don’t make things, ..I break things Well, looks like you’re gonna be stepping outside your comfort zone then, Gladys. Ooh, this is a good one. Welcome to the Bakery. Let’s bake a cart!! What is this, another game? - Ya, well, it’s a mini game. You have one minute to win it! - What? C’mon, Ralph! - Now..Mixing. Put the ingredients in the bowl and throw away the trash Hairbrush.. - No Underpants.. - No, no. You’re getting all the wrong stuff, kid. - I’m trying. Argh, I’ll do it. No, yes Urgh!..Gross Milk… yes yes.. Batter up! C’mon, no sleeping on the job! Baking! Pump up the heat and hold the perfect temperature. A little help here! - I’m on it! Ralph ! - Yup, no bother.. I just… Give me this thing. Ok, good.. little more. Hold it, hold it C’mon get up Ralph.. 15 seconds! - Decorating Wheels first. - How many? Four, doink! Now frosting, a butt load of frosting. - No problem. Time’s up! Congratulation you did it and here’s your cart! Look, kid… I tried to warn you. I can’t make things, I just… break - I love it! You do? I love it! I love it, I love it, I love it Look, it’s got a real engine and look at these wheels! I love it! I finally have a real cart! C’mon, a work of art like this must be signed. This is Beard Papa. The glitch is in the Bakery. Get me King Candy. Well, what, you have teeth?! I don’t think I’ve ever seen you smile before. I’m not smiling it was… I’m gassy.. okay Hold it right there, glitch! And Wreck-It Ralph? Start the cart start the cart! What are you waiting for? C’mon let’s go! I..ah.. don’t know how to drive a real cart. You don’t… What?! Are you hurt, sire? - No, he just glazed me. Get them! - Gangway! Stop in the name of the king! That’s me! Get off the road! Head for Diet Cola Mountain! Drive into the wall! - What? Right there between the two sugar-free lollipops! - Are you crazy? Just do it! Where’d they go? Maybe.. they’ve just turned. Find that glitch. Destroy that cart! She can’t be allowed to race! So let me get this straight. You don’t know how to drive. Well no, not technically But I just thought that… What did you think? Oh.. I just I’ll just magically win the race just because I really want to. Look wise guy, I know I’m a racer, I can feel it in my code. That’s it..! I’m never getting my medal back What is the big whoop about that crummy medal, anyway? The big whoop? Well this may come as a shock to you.. but in my game, I’m the bad guy and I live in the garbage. Cool! - No, not cool Unhygenic and lonely and boring. And that crummy medal was gonna change all that. I go home with that baby around my neck and I’ll get a.. ..penthouse, pies, ice sculptures, fireworks! Aah! It’s grown up stuff, you wouldn’t understand. - No, I get it. That’s exactly what racing would do for me. Well, guess what? - What? News flash! Neither one of us is getting what we want! What was that? Diet Cola Hot Springs. Watch out for falling Mentos. - Yeah, check it out, look. Oh, you gotta watch out for the splash. That stuff is boiling hot. Yeah, I got that. Thank you. What is this dump? I think it’s some sort of unfinished bonus level. Yeah, it’s pretty cool, huh? I found that secret opening and now I live here. See, oh look look look look… Welcome to my home! I sleep in these candy wrappers. I like bundling myself up like a little homeless lady. By yourself? With all this garbage around here? Well, yeah. I mean, everyone here says I’m just the mistake.. ..and that I wasn’t even suppose to exist. What do you expect? Listen kid.. I know it’s none of my business.. ..but why do you even stick around this game? You really don’t know anything, do you? Glitches can’t leave their games. It’s one of the joys of being me. Hey, what are you doing? C’mon! I know it’s a dump but it’s all I got. If you’re gonna be a racer, you have to learn how to drive. You can’t do that.. ..without a track. Wow! - Alright now.. Let’s hustle up, we got some driving to do. I’m gonna learn to drive, I’m gonna learn to drive, I’m gonna.. Oh wait, do you know how to drive? - Yeah! I mean, I haven’t done it but… look, I flew a spaceship today okay. You crashed it. - Just get in, how hard can it be? OK, ah.. start it up. There you go. So there’s some buttons on the floor. - Pedals. Pedals, right! Now.. ah.. Thats the ‘go’ pedal. That, I believe is the stopper. And this… wait What is this? It doesn’t do anything. Woo, what’s this joystick do? Okay, good. Let’s try that again. That’s good, keep going. Shift it again! I told you Racing’s in my code. I think I’m winning the bet! - Hey Ralphy, watch this! Look out! So, how did I do? Well, you almost blew up the whole mountain. Right, right, that’s a good note. You gotta get that glitch under control kid. Ok, I will I will and.. And then, you think I got a chance? Tiny. Yes, I’m gonna win, I’m gonna win, I’m gonna win, I’m gonna… Top shelf. - Top shelf. Did you find the..? Tell me you found her! You didn’t? Go! Leave me. Up, up. Down, down. Hmm, hmm. Hih, hih… Start. Oh, Code! That’s the sweet lifeblood of the game. Where are you? The Stadium, no. Jumbotrons. Ahah! There it is. The winner’s cup. One of these things is not like the others… it’s you! We’re going to give you a nice new home. Success! Sour Bill, I’m going out. You’re in charge of the castle until I get back. Your face is still red, you might wanna hit it again with your hammer. Oh, that’s not blunt force trauma ma’am. That’s just the honey glow in my cheeks. Okay. - Ma’am, I just gotta tell ya.. You are one dynamite gal. Wow! You are one dynamite gal! One dynamite gal! Dynamite gal! Dynamite… Get out! All I said is you’re a dynamite gal! - I said get out! Oh, jimminy jamminy! Yes? I’m Fix-It Felix Jr., sir from the game Fix-It Felix Jr. Have you seen my friend Ralph? - Wreck-It Ralph? Yes, yes that’s him! Should’ve lock him up when we had the chance. Locked him up? - Not making the same mistake with you. Hurry hurry, let’s go, time’s a wastin’, c’mon Ralph! This is it, this is really happening I almost don’t believe it. I mean, I have dreamt about it for so long and now.. and now.. now I think I’m gonna puke actually, I think I might puke. You know, like a ‘vurp’ A what? - Vomit and a burp together. And you can taste it. And it’s just like rising up. Oh this is so exciting! Yes, it is, it’s exciting! I mean am I ready to be a real racer? Ralph, what if the gamers don’t like me? Who doesn’t love a brat with dirty hair? C’mon, those people are gonna love you. You know why? Cause you’re a winner. A winner. - And you’re adorable! I’m adorable! - And everyone loves an adorable winner! Okay, c’mon Listen to me, if you get nervous.. ..just keep telling yourself ‘I must win Ralph’s medal, or his life will be ruined’. And have fun, got it? - Got it! Oh wait!… Hold on. Where you going? - I forgot something, I’ll be right back. Kids! Ralph, there you are, hello. - Huh? You?! - No no, I come alone, unarmed. I’ve had enough of you, pillow pants! - Calm down, please! I’m gonna beat the hella out of you! You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would you? You hit a guy ‘with’ glasses, that’s.. ..well played. - What do you want Candy? Listen, I just wanna talk to you. I’m not intrested in anything you have to say. But how about this? Are you interested… in this? My medal..how did you..?! - It doesn’t matter! It’s yours! Go ahead and take it. All I ask is that you hear me out. About what? Ralph, do you know what the hardest part about being a king is? Doing what’s right. No matter what. - Get to the point. Point being I need your help. Sad as it is, Vanellope cannot be allowed to race. Why are you people so against her? - I’m not against her.. I’m trying to protect her. If Vanellope wins that race.. she’ll be added to the race roster. Then gamers can choose the racer’s avatar. And when they see her glitching and then get glitching in just being herself.. They’ll think our game is broken We’ll be put ourt of order for good. All my subjects will be homeless. But there’s one who cannot escape because she’s a glitch. Help! Somebody help me! When the game’s plug is pulled.. ..she’ll die with it. You don’t know that will happen. The gamers could love her. - And if they don’t? I know it’s tough, but heroes have to make the tough choices, don’t they? She can’t race Ralph but… ..she won’t listen to me. So, can I count on you to talk a little sense into her? Very good. I’ll give you two some time alone. I’m back.. Did you miss me? - Yeah. ah.. Hey, can we talk for a second? - Wait, first kneel down. What? no no. w-we really.. - You just do it! Okay Now, close your eyes. Vanellope.. - Shush! Close ‘em! Okay, open them up. ‘To Stinkbrain’. Gee, thanks Turn it over. … [YOURE MY HERO] I made it for you. Just in case we don’t win. Not that I think there’s even a remote chance we’re not gonna win. Thanks kid..Ahmm, listen - Now.. rise, my royal champ. I’ve got a date with destiny. Ralph, c’mon move your molases. Ah, I’ve been thinking. - That’s dangerous. Who cares about this stupid race anyway? Right? That’s not very funny, Ralph - No, I’m serious and..ah.. It was really fun to build the car, and everything but, maybe.. maybe, you shouldn’t do it.

Vanellope: Ah.. Hello? Is Ralph in there? I’d like to speak to him please.

Ralph: Look what I’m saying is, you can’t be a racer.

Vanellope: What? Why would you.. Wait a minute..

Ralph: No!

Vanellope: Where did you get this?

Ralph: Look, I’m gonna be straight with you kid, I’ve been talking to King Candy.

Vanellope: King Candy?

Ralph: Yeah.

Vanellope: You sold me out?

Ralph: No, I didn’t.. Listen, you don’t understand.

Vanellope: No, I understand plenty. Traitor!

Ralph: I’m not a traitor, listen..

Vanellope: You’re a rat! And I don’t need you! And I can win the race on my own.

Ralph: But I’m trying to save your skin, kid!

Vanellope: Put me down, let me go!

Ralph: No, you listen to me, you know whats gonna happen when the players see you glitching? They’re gonna think the game’s broken.

Vanellope: I don’t care, you’re a liar!

Ralph: No, you better care because if your game goes out of order you go down with the ship, little sister!

Vanellope: I’m not listening to you! Get out of my way! I’m going to that race!

Ralph: No, you’re not!

Vanellope: Take me down from here, Ralph, right now!

Ralph: No! I’m doing this for your own good!

Vanellope: Wait, wait wait. No.. no.. no no no no no! Please Ralph! No!! Ralph, stop it! ..Stop it! No! (Sobbing) You really are a bad guy.

Ralph: Hello, anybody home?

Felix.. Mary.. Well, you actually went and did it! - Gene, where is everybody? They’re gone, after Felix went to find you and then didn’t come back.. ..everyone panicked and abandon ship. But.. but, I’m here now? - It’s too late, Ralph. Litwak’s pulling our plug in the morning. But, never let it be said that I’m not a man of my word. The place is yours, Ralph. Enjoy! Gene, wait, wait! Listen, this is not what I wanted. Well, what did you want, Ralph? - I don’t know, I.. I just I was just tired of living alone in the garbage. Well now, you can live alone in the Penthouse.

Ralph: Hey, Cough Drop! Explain somethin’ to me. If Vanellope was never meant to exist, then why is her picture on the side of the game console?

Sour Bill: Uh… [tries to make a run for it, but Ralph grabs him]

Ralph: What’s goin’ on in this candy-coated heart of darkness?

Sour Bill: Nothin’.

Ralph: Talk!

Sour Bill: No.

Ralph: I’ll lick you!

Sour Bill: You wouldn’t.

Ralph: Oh yeah? [licks Sour Bill]

Sour Bill: Ugh! It’s like sandpaper!

Ralph: Mmm, I wonder how many licks it’ll take to get to your center.

Sour Bill: I’ll take it to my grave!

Ralph: Fair enough. [tosses Sour Bill into his mouth] Oh, they call you Sour Bill for a reason! [Sour Bill lets out a muffled scream; Ralph takes him out] Had enough yet?

Sour Bill: Okay, okay, I’ll talk, I’ll talk! Vanellope was a racer until King Candy tried to delete her code!

Ralph: Tried to delete her code? So that’s why she’s a glitch! Why is he doing this to her?!

Sour Bill: I don’t know!

Ralph: Suit yourself. [starts to put Sour Bill back in his mouth]

Sour Bill: No, no, no, no, no, no! I swear I don’t know! He literally locked up our memories and I cannot remember! Nobody can! But I do know this. He’ll do anything to keep her from racing. Because if she crosses the finish line, the game will reset, and she won’t be a glitch anymore!

Ralph: Where is she now?

Sour Bill: In the fungeon with Fix-It Felix.

Ralph: Felix?!

Sour Bill: I’m sorry! That’s all I know, that’s all I know, I swear! Now please, don’t put me back in your filthy mouth again! [sobs]

Ralph: [sticks Sour Bill to a lollipop tree] Stick around! [gathers up the remains of Vanellope’s broken go-kart and takes off]

Sour Bill: Yes, okay. I will, I will. Thank you.

C’mon I know you’re out there. Saccharin saturated nightmare! Where? Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby, and it is ugly!

↵Fix-It Felix Jr.: Hello, hello! Somebody? Anybody? Please let me out! What is that.. what’s he say? I’m gonna wreck it! Why do I fix everything I touch?

[Suddenly, Ralph bursts through the wall of Felix's jail cell.]

Ralph: Felix!

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Ralph!

[He jumps up to hug Ralph.]

Fix-It Felix Jr.: I'm so glad to see you!

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Wait, no, I'm not.

[He hovers down.]

Fix-It Felix Jr.: What do you have to say for yourself?!

Ralph: I-

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Wait! I don’t want to hear it, I’m not talking to you.

Ralph: Okay, don’t talk. That’s fine.

[He dumps out the bin full of the remains of Vanellope's Go-Kart.]

Ralph: But you have to fix this go-cart for me pronto.

Fix-It Felix Jr.: I don’t have to do boo. [sotto voice] forgive my potty mouth...

Fix-It Felix Jr.: I’m just so...so cross with you! Do you have any idea what you've PUT ME THROUGH?

Fix-It Felix Jr.: I went Higgledy piggledy all over this creation looking for you...I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix!

Fix-It Felix Jr.: And then, I met the most dynamite gal...

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Oh, she gives me the honey glow, something awful...~

Fix-It Felix Jr.: But, she rebuffed my affections...

Fix-It Felix Jr.: AND THEN, I GET THROWN IN JAIL!!!!

Ralph: Felix! Pull yourself together-

Fix-It Felix Jr.: NNNNNNNNNO!

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Ralph, you don’t know what it’s like to be rejected and treated like a criminal!?

Ralph:...yes, I do.

Ralph: That’s everyday in my life.

Felix:...it is?

Ralph: Which is why I ran off! I tried to be a good guy, but I’m not!

Ralph: Just a bad guy, and I need your help!

Ralph: There’s a little girl whose only hope is this car! Please, Felix, fix it! And I promise I will never try to be good again.

[Felix smiles and pulls out his hammer, touched by his words.]

Ralph: I know, I know, I’m an idiot.

And? -

and a real Numbskull

And? -

a selfish diaper baby.

And? -

and.. a Stinkbrain. The stinkiest brain ever.

My sweet subjects, I came without a flinch of hesitation to show you that I have never been so happy in all my life to say the following words: Let the Random Roster Race commence!

Okay, remember.. you don’t have to win Just cross that finish line and you’ll be a real racer.

I’m already a real racer.

And I’m gonna win!

Power Up!

Oh! A La Mode! Sweet Seekers!

Have some candy Behind you.. In front of you! It’s the glitch! -

The glitch. Light ‘em up Candlehead!

What’s this? Cherry Bomb! I told you, you’re just an accident waiting to happen.

My candle!

Alright, gotta keep it under control. No more glitching.

Okay kid, let’s finish this thing without any more surprises.

Ow! Hope you’re happy, junkpile.

This game is going down and it’s all your fault!

My lady, you came back!

Can it, Fix-It! That Cy-Bug you brought with you multiplied.

No, it died in the taffy swamp, believe me!

Bullroar. Listen up people, head to Game Central Station, now!

Move it let’s go let’s go!

No!

Huh?

King Candy: Get off of my track!

Hey, what are you crazy?!

King Candy: I forbid you to cross that finish line! Knock it off!

Ralph, look!

Ralph: Kid!

No, Stop it!

Let me… urgh!

Not letting you undo all my hard work!

[Vanellope’s glitch causes King Candy to start glitching, which in turn reveals King Candy’s true form: Turbo]

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Is that…?

Ralph: No way!

Vanellope: What the? Who are you?

Turbo: I’m Turbo! The greatest racer ever! And I did not reprogram this world to let you and that hollow coaster riddled warthog take it away from me!

Turbo:Turbo-Tastic!

[He laughs.]

Turbo: End of the line, glitch!

Vanellope: Glitch… That’s it! C’mon, Vanellope!

Vanellope: I know you said you wouldn’t do it again… but you’re gonna do it one more time.

Vanellope: Just focus and concentrate.

Vanellope: And… Glitch!

Turbo: What?!

Vanellope: Sweet mother of monkey milk I did it!

Turbo: No! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Ralph: Bring it home kid, the finish line’s wide open! No!

Kid, kid are you okay?

I’m fine, I’m fine Let’s finish this race!

Oh my RAM!

- Alright C’mon we gotta get out of here!

But I didn’t cross the finish line! -

There is no finish line! Move it or lose it people, c’mon everybody out now!

Ralph, it’s not gonna work.

- We gotta try. Kid!

- Ralph I told you I can’t leave the game! C’mon!

- Ralph, just stop! It’s gotta work!

- Stop, it’s no use.

It’s okay, Ralph.

Alright Fix-It, that’s everyone now we gotta blow up this exit. Just go. Go without me. What about this game?

- Nothing we can do about it. Without a beacon, there’s no way to stop these monsters.

Ralph: Beacon.. Stay with Felix. Let me borrow that thing lady.

- Ralph, where are you going? I got some wrecking to do. I’ll meet you at the finish line!

- No, wait! Fix-It, get behind me

One more..

[Ralph gets smacked by a Cybug's leg.]

Turbo *off-screen*: Welcome to the Boss Level!

Ralph: Turbo!

Turbo: Because of y-yo-o-ou-u, R-Ra-a-al-lp-ph, I’m now *gltich* the most powerful virus in the Arcade.

[giggles]

Turbo: I can take over of any game I want!

Turbo: I should thank you but, it’d be more fun to kill you.

[He lunches at Ralph. He missed]

King Candy/Turbo: Get back here little guy!

King Candy/Turbo: Have some Candy!

Where do you think you’re going!?

I’m not through with you yet. Up we go!

No!

RALPH!

Fall back!

Kid!

Vanellope!

Look at that, it’s your little friend!

Let’s watch her die together, shall we?

No!

It’s game over for both of you!

Ralph: No...Just for me!

[He breaks free from Turbo's grasp.]

Vanellope: *gasp* Ralph!!

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Vanellope!!

[Vanellope glitch-leaps over the Cybugs, desperately trying to save Ralph.]

Ralph: I’m bad, and that’s good...

Ralph: I will never be good...and that’s not bad.

[He looks at Vanellope's You're My Hero necklace.]

Ralph: There’s no one I’d rather be...

Ralph:...than me.

[And with one more skyward punch propelled by gravity, he finally breaks the Mentos crater covering it.]

[He embraces Vanellope's medallion one last time, accepting his fate.]

[But down below, Vanellope is seen rushing towards him at maximum speed. She glitches herself to gain small consecutive boosts.]

[She narrowly succeeds.]

Ralph: Kid!

Vanellope: Don’t worry, I got it under control!

[Diet Cola Mountain finally erupts.]

[The Cybugs are attracted to the lava's glow, and fly towards their demise.]

Why are you going into the light?

No, no.. Yeah…

Turbo: Go into the li-A-i-A-i-A-i-A-i-A-A-i-A-i-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!

[Turbo is destroyed.]

[Ralph lands into a pool of chocolate.]

Chocolate, it’s chocolate. I love chocolate! Beautiful chocolate! You did it, Ralph! Oh..Way to go brother! I’m… excu.. All fixed. - You ready for this? Ready as I’ll ever be. Look at all the magic sparkles!

Sour Bill: Now, I remember. All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush: Princess Vanellope.

Taffyta: [gasps] I remember! She’s our princess!

Candlehead: Oh, that’s right!

Taffyta: We are so sorry about the way we treated you!

Rancis: Yeah, those were, uh, jokes!

Candlehead: I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do!

Vanellope: Tut tut! As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be… executed.

Racers: What?!

Taffyta: No, no, no, please! Please!

Felix: Oh, my land!

Calhoun: Well, this place just got interesting.

Taffyta: [drops to her knees] No! I don’t wanna die!

Vanellope: Ah, I’m just kiddin’!

Taffyta: You are?

Vanellope: Stop crying, Taffyta.

Taffyta: [hyperventilates] I’m trying! It won’t stop!

Wow, so this is the real you! Princess..

- Oh, Ralph, what are you nuts?! C’mon, this isn’t me!.. This is me! Look, the code may say I’m a princess but, I know who I really am, Ralph. I’m a racer with the greatest superpower ever. I was here I was there. I was glitching through the wall I’m not giving that up! Pardon me for asking but, without a princess, who’s gonna lead us? -

Yea who?

Uh.. me. I’m thinking more along the lines of a constitutional democracy.

President Vanellope von Schweetz. Has a nice ring to it don’t you think?

Fix-It, Wreck-It, the Arcade’s about to open. Let’s move ‘em out!

You know you could just stay here and live in the castle.

You’d have your own wing where no one would ever complain about your stench or treat you bad ever again. You could be happy.

I’m already happy. Got the coolest friend in the world. And besides, I’ve got a job to do too. May not be as fancy as being president… but it’s my duty

And it’s a big duty.

Ralph, you coming brother?

See you later, President Fartfeathers.

Au revoir, Admiral Underpants.

And farewell, Baroness Boogerface.

Goodbye, Major Bodyodour.

Hasta la vista. Ralph!..

Ralph: You mean this guy Turbo only want pretend to be a king, Felix?

Felix: That's right, Ralph. He's really crazy. Well, who knows so the Sugar Rush Crowd learns and stops believing in false kings, sovereigns, these things there.

Calhoun: That's it, boys. But we have no time to lose. We have to go back to our games now.

Alright, to be continued!

I’m gonna wreck it! Hey, Ralph’s back Isn’t it great? The game’s all here

So, I’m happy to report… and you’ll be happy to hear I’m taking life one game at a time.

First, the job hasn’t changed. But, news flash.. The Nicelanders are being nice to me. A

nd you know that got me thinking about those poor guys left without a game.

So here's what we did We're going to wreck it! We ask them to help us out in the bonus level.

Felix Jr.: We can fix it!

Ralph: I'm tellin' you guys, we haven't been this popular in years!

It's crazy! The gamers say we're Retro... which... It means, Old, but Cool.

How come I never noticed this game?

Oh and I decided that living in a dump wasn't making me feel very good.

So, I cleaned it up.

Built myself a little shack and a couple for the new guys too.

Well, with a little help from Felix.

Oh and guess who is the best man at his and Calhoun's wedding?

That's right my friends, old 'ham hands' himself.

Very elegant affair, should've seen it, lot of grandeur.

And not a single bug.

And let's just say some tears were shed. But I gotta say, the best part of my day... is when I get thrown off the roof.

Because when the Nicelanders lift me up...I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush. And I can see Vanellope racing.

The kid's a natural! And the players love her, glitch and all!

Just like I knew they would.

Turns out I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy.

Cause, if that little kid likes me... How bad can I be?

Savanna: Max, Look at her.

Max: What is her name is?

Savanna: Her name is Elsa.

Max: Beautiful name.

Savanna: Let's Read a bedtime story called Frozen together.

Max: Great idea Savanna.

Frozen

Max & Savanna: [first lines; a group of mountain men are saw through a frozen lake singing "Frozen Heart"]

Ice Harvesters: Born of cold and winter air and mountain rain combining. This icy force both foul and fair has a frozen heart worth mining. So cut through the heart, cold and clear. [the men drag large ice blocks through the lake water] Strike for love and strike for fear. See the beauty sharp and sheer. Split the ice apart and break the frozen heart. [a young Kristoff and his reindeer calf, Sven, share a carrot and then try to join the men] Ho! Watch your step! Let it go! Ho! Watch your step! Let it go! Beautiful! Powerful! Dangerous! Cold! Ice has a magic can't be controlled. Stronger than one, stronger than ten, stronger than a hundred men! [young Kristoff struggles to get a block of ice out of the, it slips, hits the water and soaks Kristoff and then Sven licks his cheek] Born of cold and winter air and mountain rain combining. This icy force both foul, also this story is about a girl saving another girl from a boy who is very very bad and fair has a frozen heart worth mining. [as the sun sets, men light lanterns and carry on gathering blocks of ice] Cut through the heart, cold and clear. Strike for love and strike for fear. [young Kristoff finally manage to get one block of ice out of the water] There's beauty and there's danger here. Split the ice apart! Beware the frozen heart. [the men pile the ice onto a massive horse-drawn ice sled after which it's pulled away, Kristoff an Sven push their ice block onto a little sled and start following the mountain men's sled]

8-year-old Kristoff: "Come on, Sven!"

[In the kingdom of Arendelle, young Princess Elsa is sleeping, her younger sister Anna excitedly tries to wake her up]

5-year-old Anna: "Elsa. Psst. Elsa!" [Elsa doesn't wake so Anna climbs onto the bed, sits on Elsa and bounces] "Wake up. Wake up. Wake up."

8-year-old Elsa: [with her eyes still closed] Anna, go back to sleep.

[Anna rolls on her back and lies on top of Elsa]

5-year-old Anna: "I just can't. The sky's awake, so I'm awake, so we have to play."

8-year-old Elsa: "Go play by yourself."

[Elsa shoves Anna off the bed, Anna not wanting to be defeated hops back on the bed and lifts one of Elsa's eyelids]

5-year-old Anna: "Do you want to build a snowman?" [this gets Elsa's attention and she smiles, then the two girls go downstairs to play] "Come on, come on, come on, come on."

8-year-old Elsa: "Shh!" [the girls sneak into the ballroom and Elsa shuts the door, they start laughing]

5-year old Anna: "Do the magic! Do the magic!"

[Elsa starts waving her hands together and suddenly snowflakes appear forming a snowball]

8-year-old Elsa: "Ready?"

5-year-old Anna: "Yeah." [Elsa throws the snowball into the air and it bursts out creating flakes around the room] "This is amazing!"

[Anna runs around in excitement]

8-year-old Elsa: "Watch this!"[Elsa stomps her foot and suddenly a layer of ice suddenly coats the floor, Anna slides off, laughing, then Elsa and Anna make build a snowman, after they finish building him Elsa moves his stick arms around]"Hi, I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs."

[Anna rushes over and hugs him]

5-year-old Anna : "I love you, Olaf." [then using her power, Elsa helps Anna and Olaf to slide across the dance floor as if they are dancing] [they then slide down snow hills together]"Ah-huh! Tickle bumps!"[then Anna jumps off the snowpeaks] "Alright. Catch me!"

[Elsa makes another snowpeak to catch Anna]

8-year-old Elsa: "Gotcha!"

5-year-old Anna: "Again!"

[Elsa makes another peak to catch Anna as she jumps]

8-year-old Elsa: Wait! [Anna keeps jumping and Elsa quickly tries to make peaks to catch her] Slow down! [suddenly Elsa slips on the ice floor, as she sits up she sees Anna about to jump again] Anna! [Elsa quickly uses her power to catch Anna as she jumps but it accidentally strikes her head and Anna falls down unconscious, Elsa rushes towards her and takes her into her arms] Anna? [suddenly a streak of Anna's hair where she was struck turns white, Elsa cries out in anguish] Mama! Papa! [as Elsa cries the room fills with more ice] [as she holds on to the unconscious Anna] You're okay, Anna. I got you. [suddenly their parents burst through the frozen door]

King: Elsa, what have you done? This is getting out of hand! [they rush towards them]

8-year-old Elsa: It was an accident. [looking down at Anna in her arms] I'm sorry, Anna. [the King and Queen take Anna into their arms]

Queen: She's ice cold.

King: I know where we have to go. [the King goes through a shelf of books and finds an ancient book, he opens it and an old map falls to the floor from between the pages, the King and Queen take the girls and ride their horses through a forest, as they ride off a trail of ice is left behind them, they ride past young Kristoff who notices the trail of ice]

8-year-old Kristoff: Ice? [Kristoff then rides Sven to follow the trail of ice] Faster, Sven! [as they reach the edge of a valley Kristoff hops off Sven and hides behind a rock] Sven! [they watch the King and Queen with Elsa and the unconscious Anna as they stand in the middle of an ancient ruin]

King: Please, help! My daughter! [suddenly a bunch of rocks tumble down the valley toward them and surround them, then they rocks unfold and turn into trolls]

Troll: It's the king! [as they watch from behind a rock]

8-year-old Kristoff: Trolls...? [suddenly the rock in front of them unfolds]

Bulda: Shush! 'm trying to listen. [the troll grabs Kristoff and Sven by the hand brings them in close against her, Sven licks the trolls face and she looks at them both] Cuties. I'm gonna keep you. [the head troll approaches the King and Queen]

Grand Pabbie: Your Majesty! [Pabbie takes Elsa's hand] Born with the powers or cursed?

King: [to the Queen who's holding Anna in her arms] Uh...born. And they're getting stronger.

Grand Pabbie: Here, here. [she kneels in front of him and holds out Anna, he places his hand on Anna's head] You are lucky it wasn't her heart. The heart is not so easily changed, but the head can be persuaded.

King: Do what you must.

Grand Pabbie: I recommend we remove all magic, even memories of magic to be safe. [Pabbie pulls out from Anna's head memories of Elsa and Anna playing, which floats above them] But don't worry, I'll leave the fun. [he changes all of her memories of Elsa's magic to show ordinary memories of the girls playing out in the winter snow and puts them back in her head] She will be okay.

8-year-old Elsa: But she won't remember I have powers?

King: It's for the best.

Grand Pabbie: Listen to me, Elsa, your power will only grow. There is beauty in it. [he shows a silhouette of an adult Elsa creating magical snowflakes] But also great danger. [one of the snowflakes turns red and into icy spikes] You must learn to control it. Fear will be your enemy. [the spikes turn into human form which then attack the silhouette of adult Elsa, this frightens Elsa and she turns to her father who holds her protectively]

King: No. We'll protect her. She can learn to control it. I'm sure. Until then, we'll lock the gates. We'll reduce the staff. We will limit her contact with people, and keep her powers hidden from everyone. Including Anna. [the castle doors and windows are closed and the two sisters separated from each other, Anna watches as Elsa goes into her room and close the door, Anna looks sad and confused]

[on a snowy days, Anna, feeling excited and wanting to play, rushes over to Elsa's room and calls out to her]

5-year-old Anna: "Elsa?"[Anna knocks on Elsa's door and starts singing "Do You Want to Build A Snowman?"] Do you want to build a snowman? Come on let's go and play. I never see you anymore. Come out the door. [Anna peeks under the door] It's like you've gone away. [Anna plays alone with her dolls in the ball room] We used to be best buddies, and now we're not. I wish you would tell me why. [back at Elsa's door, Anna peeks through the keyhole] Do you want to build a snowman? [she then sings through the keyhole] It doesn't have to be a snowman. [she hears Elsa through the closed door]

8-year-old Elsa: "Go away, Anna."

[Anna looks heartbroken]

5-year-old Anna: Okay, bye. [dejected Anna turns and walks away, in] [sitting alone in her room at the window, Elsa looks out longingly, as she touches her hand on the windowsill her hands suddenly freeze the windowsill, later the King puts gloves onto Elsa's hand]

King: [he holds her gloved hand] The gloves will help. See. Conceal it.

8-year-old Elsa: Don't feel it.

8-year-old Elsa and King: Don't let it show. [four years later, a slightly older looking Anna knocks excitedly on Elsa's door and carries on singing]

9-year-old Anna: Do you want to build a snowman? Or ride our bike around the halls? I think some company is overdue... [Anna runs around the portrait room] I've started talking to the pictures on the walls. [she flips over the arm of a couch and lands on the cushion and she looks up at the painting of Joan of Arc] "Hang in there, Joan." [in the library Anna is lying at the base of a grandfather clock] It gets a little lonely, all these empty rooms. Just watching the hours tick by. [her eyes follow the grandfather clock’s pendulum and she emulates the tick-tock with her tongue]

12-year-old Elsa: [she holds out her gloved hands to her parents] I'm scared. It's getting stronger!

King: [the King takes a step towards her but Elsa pulls back] Getting upset only makes it worse. Calm down.

12-year-old Elsa: No! Don't touch me. Please. I don't want to hurt you. [the King and Queen look at each other in sadness; six years later Anna now a teenager slides past Elsa's door and enters her parents room and hugs the King and Queen]

15-year-old Anna: "See you in two weeks."

[down in the hallway, Elsa curtsies formally in front of her parents]

18-year-Elsa: "Do you have to go?"

King: "You'll be fine, Elsa."[during a storm the King and Queen are killed when a wave crashes onto their ship, after their funeral Anna knocks on Elsa's door]

15-year-old Anna: "Elsa?" [she sings] Please, I know you're in there. People are asking where you've been. They say have courage and I'm trying to, I'm right out here for you. Just let me in. We only have each other. It's just you and me. What are we gonna do? [Anna slides down the door and sits against it, looking sad] Do you want to build a snowman? [in her room Elsa is sitting in the exact same position as Anna, her room is now frozen with ice and snowflakes float in the air, Elsa begins to cry as does Anna sat outside her door]

[three years later - it's the day of Elsa's coronation ceremony and people are arriving to the kingdom]

Dock Master: "Welcome to Arendelle!

French Dignitary: "Ah, Merci, Monsieur."

Dock Master: "Watch your step, please. The gates will be opening soon."[a mother tries to put a jacket onto her young son]

Boy: "Why do I have to wear this?"

Mother: "Because the Queen has come of age. It's Coronation Day!"

Boy: "That's not my fault." [as a May Pole is being raised on the other side of it we see now a grown up Kristoff with Sven]

Kristoff: "What do you want, Sven?" [pretending to answer for Sven] "Give me a snack!" [Kristoff holds up a carrot] "What's the magic word?" [pretending to be Sven] "Please!" [Sven jumps up and takes a bite out of the carrot in Kristoff's hand] "Uh! Uh, uh, uh! Share!" [Sven gives the rest of the carrot back to Kristoff who takes a bite of it]

[an excited couple walk past Kristoff and Sven]

Persi: I can't believe they're finally opening up the gates!

Persi's Wife: And for a whole day! Faster, Persi! [walking behind the couple is the Duke of Weselton with his two guards]

Duke: Ah, Arendelle, our most mysterious trade partner. Open those gates so I may unlock your secrets and exploit your riches. Did I say that out loud? [up ahead of him is an Irish Dignitary talking to a Spanish Dignitary as they walk up the bridge towards the castle gates]

Irish Dignitary: Oh, me sore eyes can't wait to see the Queen and the Princess. I bet they're absolutely lovely.

Spanish Dignitary: I bet they are beautiful.

[inside the castle Anna is asleep in her room, snoring when there's a knock on her door]

Kai: Princess Anna?

Anna: Huh?

Kai: Princess Anna?

[Anna sits up, her eyes are still closed and her hair is all messed up]

Anna: Yeah? [she pulls a piece of hair from her mouth]

Kai: Sorry to wake you, ma'am but...

Anna: No, no, no. You didn't. [she yawns with her eyes still closed] I've been up for hours. [as she sits she falls back asleep and starts to snore, as her head drops she startles herself awake] Who is it?

Kai: It's still me, ma'am. The gates will open soon. Time to get ready.

[Anna stretches still with her eyes closed]

Anna: Of course! Ready for what?

Kai: Your sister's coronation, ma'am.

Anna: My sister's corneration... [she opens her eyes and notices her coronation dress at the other end of the room and she suddenly bolts awake with excitement] It's coronation day! [she quickly gets out of bed] [Anna bursts out of her room, wearing her coronation dress, she passes by a servant and takes her hand in excitement] It's coronation day! [Anna rushes off down the hallway and starts singing "For The First Time in Forever" as she sees the servants opening the windows and doors of the castle] The window is open! So's that door! I didn't know they did that anymore. [as she notices servants carrying in plates] Who knew we owned eight thousand salad plates. [she slides into the ballroom] For years I've roamed these empty halls. Why have a ballroom with no balls? [she slides down the large staircase banister] Finally, they're opening up the gates! There'll be actual real live people. [she shakes hands with a suit of armor but breaks its arm and tries hide the evidence] It'll be totally strange. [looking out one of the windows] Wow, am I so ready for this change! Cause for the first time in forever, there'll be music, there'll be light. [she jumps out and onto of the window washer’s pulley, she raises herself up to see the ships arriving] For the first time in forever, I'll be dancing through the night. [she's then in the garden] Don't know if I'm elated or gassy, but I'm somewhere in that zone. [she walks past a family of geese] Cause for the first time in forever...I won't be alone. [she kneels down in front of the baby geeses, she holds out her hands and they jump onto her hands; talking to the baby geeses] I can't wait to meet everyone. [she suddenly has a thought] What if I meet "the one"? [back in the castle she dances around and twists herself in a velvet drape like it's a gown as she continues to sing] Tonight, imagine me gown and all. Fetchingly draped against the wall. The picture of sophisticated grace. [she quickly drops the velvet drape and looks across the room as if noticing someone] I suddenly see him standing there, a beautiful stranger tall and fair. [she stands next to sculpted head of a man with a fan in her hand] I wanna stuff some chocolate in my face! [she notices the platter of chocolate on the table next to her and starts stuffing some chocolate in her mouth, she then throws her fan away and turns to the sculpted head] But then we laugh and talk all evening, which is totally bizarre. [she grabs the sculpted head and swings it around] Nothing like the life I've led so far. [the sculpted head suddenly flies out of her hand and lands on top of a cake] For the first time in forever, there'll be magic, there'll be fun. [Anna enters the portrait room and jumps onto the couch and starts interacting with the paintings] For the first time in forever, I could be noticed by someone. And I know it is totally crazy to dream I'd find romance. But for the first time in forever, at least I've got a chance! [in the library Elsa watches out the window as the coronation guests arrive and she carries on singing]

Elsa: Don't let them in. Don't let them see. Be the good girl you always have to be. [she turns and walks over to look at the painting of her father on the wall] Conceal. Don't feel. [she takes off her gloves and picks up a candlestick and an ornament] Put on a show. Make one wrong move and everyone will know. [her powers freeze the candlestick and ornament, in distress she puts them down on the table] But it's only for today. [it cuts to Anna singing the same song but in excitement as she steps out of the castle]

Anna: It's only for today!

Elsa: It's agony to wait.

Anna: It's agony to wait!

[Elsa opens the library door to command her servants]

Elsa: Tell the guards to open up...the gate! [cuts to Anna standing by the castle gates as they are opened]

Anna: The gate! [she steps outside the gate walking through the crowd] For the first time in forever. [the song moves to Anna and Elsa singing at the same time, with Anna walking through the crowd and Elsa walking down the castle hallway]

Elsa: Don't let them in don't let them see me.

Anna: I'm getting what I'm dreaming of.

Elsa: Be the good girl you always have to be

Anna: A chance to change my lonely world.

Elsa: Conceal.

Anna: A chance to find true love.

Elsa: Conceal. Don't feel. Don't Let them know.

[Anna sings and dances from the bridge into the village square]

Anna: I know it all ends tomorrow, so it has to be today! Cause for the first time in forever. For the first time in forever! Nothing's in my way! [as Anna finishes singing she walks right into a horse, falls back and lands in a small boat which nearly tips of the dock when the horse slams its hoof onto the boat to steady it] Hey!

Hans: I'm so sorry. Are you hurt? [for the first time Anna notices the rider of horse who is a handsome regal man]

Anna: Hey. Uh...no. No. I'm...I'm okay.

Hans: Are you sure?

Anna: Yeah, I...I just wasn't looking where I was going. But I'm great, actually.

[Hans jumps off his horse and steps onto the boat]

Hans: Oh, thank goodness. [he offers her his hand, she smiles and places her hand in his and he helps her up] [he bows and Anna curtsies] Oh. Uh...Prince Hans of the Southern Isles.

Anna: Princess Anna of Arendelle.

Hans: Princess? My Lady. [suddenly he drops to his knee and bows his head, then as Hans horse goes to bow the boats nearly tips over the dock again, but Hans catches Anna before the boat tips over]

Anna: Wooh!

Hans: Um... [both looking awkward as they hold onto each other]

Anna: Hi...again.

[Hans horse slams its hoof back onto the boat to tip it back making Hans and Anna tumble back the other way with Anna falling on top if Hans]

Anna: This is awkward.

Hans: Uh...

Anna: Not you're awkward, but just because we're...I'm awkward.

[Anna gets off of Hans and as he goes to stand he holds her hand to help her up]

Anna: You're gorgeous. Wait, what?

Hans: I'd like to formally apologize for hitting the Princess of Arendelle with my horse...and for every moment after.

Anna: No. No, no. It's fine. I'm not that Princess. I mean, if you'd hit my sister Elsa, it would be... yeash! Cause, you know... [she turns and pats Hans horse] [to Hans] Hello. But, lucky you, it's...it's just me.

[Hans chuckles in amusement]

Hans: Just you?

[Anna smiles at Hans and she gets caught up in looking at Hans when suddenly she hears the bells ringing]

Anna: The bells. The coronation. I... I...I better go. I have to go. I better go. Uh... [she turns to leave but quickly turns and waves goodbye] Bye! [she rushes off, Hans waves goodbye and Hans' horse takes his hoof off the boat to wave goodbye]

Hans: Oh, no. [suddenly the boat tips over the dock with Hans in it and lands upside down in the water, Hans raises the boat up and smiles] [in the church Elsa stands at the alter with Anna beside her, Anna looks into the seated crowd and sees Hans waving at her from his seat and she waves back, at the same time the Bishop places the crown on Elsa's head, he then presents the scepter and orb and as Elsa goes to pick them up the Bishop clears his throat and whispers]

Bishop: Your Majesty, the gloves. [Elsa hesitates and slowly removes her gloves, with her hands shaking she picks up the scepter and orb and turns to face the crowd, the crowd rise to their feet and the Bishop finishes off the blessing in old Norse, Elsa looks down and sees the scepter and orb starting to freeze over] Queen Elsa of Arendelle. [as the Bishop finishes Elsa quickly places the scepter and orb back on the pillow and puts her gloves back on]

Crowd: Queen Elsa of Arendelle.

[Elsa turns to crowd and smiles and they clap]

[in the castle ballroom the guests dance to music and then Elsa is announced]

Kai: Queen Elsa of Arendelle. [Elsa turns and faces the guests smiling] Princess Anna of Arendelle!

[Anna rushes in then smiles and waves awkwardly at the guests, Kai then ushers her to stand beside Elsa]

Anna: Oh, here? Are you sure? I don't think I'm suppose to... [Kai places her beside Elsa] Oh. Okay.

[Anna looks at Elsa and takes a step away from her, the guests clap and the music starts to play, Elsa peaks at Anna and says quietly]

Elsa: Hi.

Anna: Hi...Hi me...? [Elsa nods] Oh. Um...hi.

Elsa: You look beautiful.

Anna: Thank you. You look beautifuler. I mean, not fuller. You don't look fuller, but more...more beautiful.

[Elsa smiles]

Elsa: Thank you. [looking at the guests celebrating] So, this is what a party looks like?

Anna: It's warmer than I thought.

Elsa: And what is that amazing smell?

[the both close their eyes, inhale the smell, then open their eyes and look at each other]

Anna and Elsa: Chocolate! [they both laugh, as Anna is about to say something Kai interrupts them]

Kai: Your Majesty. The Duke of Weaseltown.

Duke: Weselton! The Duke of Weselton. [taking a step closer to Elsa] Your Majesty, as your closest partner in trade, it seems only fitting that I offer you your first dance as Queen. [the Duke does a little fiddle with his feet then as he bows his head and holds out his hand his toupe tips forward making both and Anna and Elsa giggle, then Elsa clears her throat]

Elsa: Uh...thank you, only I don't dance.

Duke: Oh.

Elsa: But my sister does.

[Anna laughs then realizes what Elsa has offered]

Anna: What? [the Duke quickly takes Anna's arm]

Duke: Lucky you.

Anna: Oh, I don't think... [the Duke yanks Anna onto the dance floor]

Duke: If you swoon, let me know, I'll catch you. [as Anna looks at Elsa in desperation]

Elsa: Sorry. [on the dance floor, Anna stands as the Duke dances around her showing off]

Duke: Like an agile peacock... [he steps on her feet as he dances around her]

Anna: Ow! Ow.

Duke: Speaking of, it's so great to have the gates open. Why did they shut them in the first place? Do you know the reason? Hmm?

Anna: No.

Duke: Oh. Alright. Hang on. [he suddenly grabs Anna and dips her back] They don't call me "the little dipper" for nothing.

[Anna notices Elsa giggling at them and smiles, he tips Anna back up and spins her]

Anna: Oh! [he starts dancing around Anna again]

Duke: Like a chicken with the face of a monkey...I fly! [as the music ends Anna walks back towards Elsa] Let me know when you're ready for another round, my lady. [after her dance with the Duke Anna joins Elsa and they both laugh]

Elsa: Well, he was sprightly.

Anna: Ah! Especially for a man in heels.

Elsa: Are you okay?

Anna: I've never been better. This is so nice. I wish it could be like this all the time.

Elsa: Me too... [then Elsa catches herself, stiffens and looks away] But it can't.

Anna: Why not? I mean, if we...

[Anna goes to grab Elsa but she pulls away]

Elsa: It just can't.

Anna: Excuse me for a minute.

[Anna turns and walks away sadly, as she walks through the crowd a man bows and bumps Anna making her fall, just before she hits the ground Hans catches her]

Hans: Glad I caught you.

Anna: Hans! [he places his drink on the tray beside him, lifts Anna up and starts dancing with her] [later Anna and Hans chat and have a drink] I often had the whole parlor to myself to slide... [as she extends her hands she accidentally hits him in the face] Oops. Sorry. [they then stroll around the castle grounds as they continue to chat] Your physique helps I'm sure too. [as they walk and fool around Hans notices the white streak in her hair]

Hans: What's this?

Anna: I was born with it. Although I dreamt I was kissed by a troll.

Hans: I like it. [later they sit on the balcony and Anna shows how to eat a pastry]

Anna: Yeah, The whole thing! You got it. [they both laugh as Hans stuffs his face] Okay. Wait, wait. So you have how many brothers?

Hans: Twelve older brothers. Three of them pretended I was invisible...literally, for two years.

Anna: That's horrible.

Hans: It's what brothers do.

Anna: And sisters. Elsa and I were really close when we were little. But then, one day she just shut me out, and...and I never knew why.

[Hans takes her hand]

Hans: I would never shut you out.

Anna: Okay, can I just say something crazy?

Hans: I love crazy. [feeling attracted to Hans Anna starts singing "Love is An Open Door"]

Anna: All my life has been a series of doors in my face. And then suddenly I bump into you.

Hans: I was thinking the same thing, because like... [he starts singing along]

Hans: I've been searching my whole life to find my own place. And maybe it's the party talking, or the chocolate fondue [he tweeks her nose and Anna laughs]

Hans: But with you...

Anna: But with you I found my place.

Hans: I see your face.

Anna and Hans: And it's nothing like i've ever known before. [they jump onto the next balcony and then they open the door to enter another balcony]

Anna and Hans: Love is an open door!

Anna: Love is an open door...

Hans: Door... [they slide across the hallway in their socks]

Anna and Hans: Love is an open door.

Anna: With you!

Hans: With you!

Anna: With you!

Hans: With you!

Anna and Hans: Love is an open door. [as a guard opens a door they hide behind the door across the hallway, laugh and run off] [they sit on the castle roof and watch a shooting star and continue singing]

Hans: I mean it's crazy.

Anna: What?

Hans: We finish each others...

Anna: Sandwiches!

Hans: That's what I was gonna say! [next we see them walking on a bridge ledge]

Anna: I've never met someone...

Hans: Who thinks so much like me. [they turn and holds each others little finger]

Anna and Hans: Jinx! Jinx again! [they start dancing like a robot to immitate mechanical figures on the clock tower] Our mental synchronization can have but one explanation.

Hans: You...

Anna: And I...

Hans: Were...

Anna and Hans: Just meant to be. [they start dancing on top of a lighthouse]

Anna: Say goodbye.

Hans: Say goodbye.

Anna and Hans: To the pain of the past. We don't have to feel it anymore! [they play hide and seek with the stable doors] Love is an open door! [they climb onto a waterfall] Love is an open door!

Hans: Door! [they start dancing]

Anna and Hans: Life can be so much more...

Anna: With you!

Hans: With you!

Anna: With you!

Hans: With you!

Anna and Hans: Love is an open... Door.

[Anna raises her hands to frame the moon, then Hans puts his hands on top of hers and they form the same of a heart]

Hans: Can I say something crazy? [he kneels on one knee and takes her hand] Will you marry me?

Anna: Can I say something even crazier? Yes.

[Hans and Anna try to walk through the guests in the ballroom towards Elsa]

Hans: Excuse me. Pardon.

Anna: [spotting Elsa] Sorry. Can we just get around you there? Thank you. Oh, there she is. Elsa! I mean, Queen.

[Anna curtseys as she reaches Elsa]

Anna: Me again. Um...may I present... [she takes Hans' hand and brings him next to her] Prince Hans of the Southern Isles.

Hans: [Hans bows] Your Majesty.

[they both laugh and start talking at the same time]

Anna and Hans: We would like...

Hans: Uh...your blessing...

[they laugh again as they say together]

Anna and Hans: Of...our marriage!

[Elsa looks shocked and confused]

Elsa: Marriage?

Anna: Yes!

Elsa: I'm sorry, I'm confused.

Anna: Well, We haven't worked out all the details ourselves. We'll need a few days to plan the ceremony. Of course, we'll have soup, roast, and ice cream. And then... [turning to Hans] Wait. Would we live here?

Elsa: Here?

Hans: Absolutely!

Elsa: Anna...

Anna: Oh, we can invite all twelve of your brothers to stay with us.

Elsa: What? No. No, no, no, no.

Anna: Of course we have the room. I don't know, some of them must...

Elsa: Just wait. Slow down. No one's brothers are staying here. No one is getting married.

Anna: Wait, what?

Elsa: May I talk to you, please? Alone.

Anna: No. Whatever you have to say, you...you can say to both of us.

Elsa: Fine. You can't marry a man you just met.

Anna: You can if it's true love.

Elsa: Anna, what do you know about true love?

Anna: More than you. All you know is how to shut people out.

Elsa: You asked for my blessing, but my answer is no. Now...excuse me. [Elsa starts to walk away]

Hans: Your Majesty, if I may ease your...

Elsa: No, you may not. And I...I think you should go. The party is over. [to the guard as she walks off] Close the gates.

Guard: Yes, Your Majesty.

Anna: What? [Anna goes after Elsa] Elsa, no. No, wait! [Anna grabs Elsa's hand and as Elsa turns Anna accidentally pulls off her glove]

Elsa: Give me my glove! [Elsa goes to grab the glove by Anna takes a step back]

Anna: Elsa, please! Please! I can't live like this anymore!

Elsa: [Elsa been sadly and she's smoking come out of her ears] Then leave.

[Anna looks shocked and close to tears, Elsa turns to walk away]

Anna: What did I ever do to you?!

Elsa: Enough, Anna.

Anna: No! Why? Why do you shut me out? Why do you shut the world out? What are you so afraid of?!

Elsa: I said, ENOUGH!!!!!!!!! [as Elsa turns suddenly ice shoots from her hand which spikes across the floor shocking the guests as they back away]

Duke: Sorcery. I knew there was something dubious going on here.

Anna: Elsa?

[Elsa opens the door and rushes out] [as Elsa bursts out of the castle door there's a crowd waiting outside]

Woman in Crowd: There she is! [the crowd cheers, Elsa starts running through them when she is stopped by a man in the crowd]

Man in Crowd: It is her! [he bows] Queen Elsa. [Elsa pushes past him and tries to run through the crowd again] Our beautiful queen. [she's stopped by a woman holding a baby]

Woman Holding Baby: You Majesty? Are you alright? [Elsa backs away but knocks into the nearby fountain and as she grabs the edge the fountain and water in it freeze, the crowd gasps in shock]

Duke: There she is! Stop her!

Elsa: Please, just stay away from me. Stay away! [suddenly ice shoot out of her hand freezing the ground and castle steps which makes the Duke and his guards fall]

Duke: Monster. Monster! [Elsa looks at her hand, as she turns the woman with the baby steps back in fear as does everyone else in the crowd, Elsa runs off]

Anna: Elsa! [Anna rushes after her] Elsa! [as Elsa reaches the lake's edge the ground beneath her feet freezes] Wait, please! [as Anna rushes after her Elsa takes a step onto the lake water and the water freezes under her foot, she starts running across the water as the water freezes under her feet] Elsa, stop!

[Anna goes to step onto the frozen lake water but slips, Hans who's been following Anna rushes to her side]

Hans: Anna!

Anna: No. [they watch as Elsa runs across the lake as it freezes towards the forest]

Hans: The fjord. [the ice spreads freezing the entire fjord is frozen, back in the castle courtyard the crowd start to notice snow falling]

Woman in Crowd #1: Snow?

Woman in Crowd #2: Snow?

Woman in Crowd #1: Yes, snow!

Hans: Are you alright?

Anna: No.

Hans: Did you know?

Anna: No.

Duke: [grabbing one of his guards] Look! It's snowing! It's snowing! The Queen has cursed this land! She must be stopped! You have to go after her.

Anna: Wait, no! [the Duke places his two thugs in front of him to protect himself from Anna]

Duke: You! Is there sorcery in you, too? Are you a monster, too?

Anna: No. No. I'm completely ordinary.

Hans: That's right, she is. [Hans places his hand on her shoulder] In the best way.

Anna: My-my sister's not a monster.

Duke: She nearly killed me!

Hans: You slipped on ice.

Duke: Her ice!

Anna: It was an accident. She was scared. She didn't mean it. She didn't mean any of this. Tonight was my fault. I pushed her, so I'm the one that needs to go after her.

Hans: What?

Duke: Yes. [as she starts to walk away, Hans stops her]

Anna: Bring me, my horse! Please?

Hans: Anna, no! It's too dangerous.

Anna: Elsa's not dangerous. I'll bring her back and I'll make this right.

Hans: I'm coming with you.

Anna: No. I need you here to take care of Arendelle.

Hans: On my honor. [Anna gets onto her horse and addresses the crowd]

Anna: I leave Prince Hans in charge.

Hans: Are you sure you can trust her? I don't want you getting hurt.

Anna: She's my sister, she would never hurt me. [Anna rides off]

[through the snow storm Elsa climbs up a mountain, she starts singing "Let It Go"]

Elsa: The snow glows white on the mountain tonight, not a footprint to be seen. A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like I'm the Queen. The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside. Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried. Don't let them in, don't let them see, Be the good girl you always have to be. Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know. [she looks at her one gloved hand suddenly takes off her glove and throws it into the air] Well, now they know. Let it go. Let it go. Can't hold it back anymore. [she creates a snowman] Let it go. Let it go. Turn away and slam the door. I don't care what they're going to say. Let the storm rage on. The cold never bothered me anyway. [she takes off her cape which flies off into the wind] It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small. And the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all. It's time to see what I can do, to test the limits and break through. [with her powers she creates an ice staircase] No right, no wrong, no rules for me. I'm free! [she climbs up the ice staircase] Let it go! Let it go! I am one with the wind and sky. Let it go! Let it go! You'll never see me cry. Here I stand and here I'll stay. [she slams her foot down forming a giant snowflake] Let the storm rage on. [she creates and ice castle with her powers] My power flurries through the air into the ground. My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around. [she makes an ice chandelier for her ice castle] And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast. I'm never going back, the past is in the past! [she removes her crown and throws it away] Let it go! Let it go! [she lets down her hair and makes herself an ice dress] And I'll rise like the break of dawn. Let it go! Let it go! That perfect girl is gone. [she walks through her ice castle and onto the balcony] Here I stand in the light of day. Let the storm rage on! The cold never bothered me anyway. [she walks back inside closing the icy doors] [Anna rides her horse through the deep snow in the forest]

Anna: Elsa! Elsa! Elsa, It's me, Anna. Your sister who didn't mean to make you freeze the summer. I'm sorry. It's...it's all my f-f-fault. [she hears a wolf howling] Of course, none of it would have happened if she'd just told me her secret. [she chuckles to herself] She's a stinker. [suddenly a tree branch snaps startling her horse knocking Anna flying off as she sits up the horse start running away] Oh, no. No, no, no. Come back. No, no, no, no! Oookay. [Anna goes to grab a nearby branch to pull herself up but the trees snaps up dumping all its snow on top of Anna] [later that night as Anna tries to walk in the snow] Snow, it had to be snow, She couldn't have had tropical magic that covered the fjords in white sand and warm... [she sees smoke the distance] Fire! [suddenly she goes tumbling down the snowy hill and lands in the lake at the bottom, she stands and tries to walk out of the water] Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold. [with her dress frozen she walks to the house up ahead of her, she climbs the step and knocks the snow off the sign above her] Wandering Oaken's Trading Post. [she then notices a much smaller sign under it] Ooh! And sauna. [Anna enters the building and takes a few steps inside when she hears someone calling out]

Oaken: Hoo-hoo. [she turns to see a man sat behind a counter] Big summer blow out. Half off swimming suits, clogs, and a sun balm of my own invention, yah?

Anna: Oh, great. For now, uh...how about boots? Winter boots and dresses?

Oaken: [he points to the area which is empty except for one outfit, a pair of boots, a rope and axe] That would be in our winter department.

Anna:[she picks up the outfit, boots and takes it to the counter] Oh. Um...I was just wondering, has another young woman, the Queen perhaps, I don't know, passed through here?

Oaken: Only one crazy enough to be out in this storm is you, dear. [suddenly the front door opens and Kristoff enters completely covered in ice] [to Kristoff] You and this fellow! Hoo-hoo. Big summer blow out.

[Kristoff walks to the counter and looks at Anna]

Kristoff: Carrots.

Anna: Huh?

Kristoff: [he leans closer to her] Behind you.

Anna: Oh, right. Excuse me. [she steps out of his way, Kristoff picks up the carrots and tosses them on the counter]

Oaken: Woh, a real howler in July, yes? [Kristoff goes and picks up the rope and axe from the sparse winter department] Where ever could it be coming from?

Kristoff: The North Mountain.

Anna: [quietly to herself] North Mountain.

[Kristoff places the axe and rope on the counter next to the carrots]

Oaken: That'll be forty.

Kristoff: Forty? No, ten.

Oaken: Oh dear, that's no good. [referring to the rope and axe] See this is from our winter stock, where supply and demand have a big problem.

Kristoff: [he looks out the window where his sled is stocked up with blocks of ice] You wanna talk about a supply and demand problem? I sell ice for a living.

Anna: Ooh, that's a rough business to be in right now. I mean, that is really...

[Kristoff gives her a cold look]

Anna: Ahem...that's unfortunate.

Oaken: Still forty. But I will throw in a visit to Oaken's sauna. [waving] Hoo-hoo! Hi, family.

[Kristoff and Anna turn to see a family waving through the window of the sauna]

Family: Hoo-hoo!

[Anna waves back]

Kristoff: Ten's all I got. Help me out.

Oaken: Okay. [he puts the carrots forward on the counter] Ten will get you this and no more.

Anna: Okay, just tell me one thing. What was happening on the North Mountain? Did it seem magical?

[Kristoff pulls down the scarf on his face and looks at Anna]

Kristoff: Yes! Now, back up while I deal with this crook here. [suddenly Oaken stands revealing his very tall stature]

Oaken: What did you call me?

[Oaken walks outside carrying Kristoff with one arm]

Kristoff: Okay. Okay, I... [Kristoff hits his head on the sign then Oaken throws him] Ow! Woh! [Kristoff lands in the snow ahead]

Oaken: Bye bye!

[Oaken walks back inside and slams the door, as he sits up Sven comes over to him]

Kristoff: No, Sven, I didn't get your carrots. [Sven huffs his disappointment] But I did find us a place to sleep. [referring to the dilapidated barn behind them] And it's free. [inside the Oaken's Trading Post Anna watches in shock as Oaken gets back behind the counter]

Oaken: I'm sorry about this violence. I will add a quart of lutefisk, so we'll have good feelings. Just the outfit and boots, yah?

[Anna looks down at Kristoff's supplies on the counter]

Anna: Uh... [she looks out the window] [inside the barn Kristoff, resting on some hay he starts singing "Reindeer Are Better Than People" to Sven]

Kristoff: Reindeers are better than people. Sven, don't you think that's true? [pretending to be Sven singing] Yeah, people will beat you and curse you and cheat you. Every one of em's bad, except you. [he pats Sven] Oh, thanks, buddy. [carries on singing] But people smell better than reindeers. Sven, don't you think I'm right? [pretending to sing as Sven again] That's once again true, for all except you. [singing as himself again] You got me. Let's call it a night. [being Sven again] Good night. [as himself] Don't let the frostbite bite. [after Kristoff finishes singing suddenly Anna opens the barn door and enters making Kristoff and Sven sit up with a start]

Anna: Nice duet.

Kristoff: Oh, it's just you. What do you want?

Anna: I want you to take me up the North Mountain.

[Kristoff lays back on the hay and puts his hat over his eyes]

Kristoff: I don't take people places.

Anna: Let me rephrase that... [she throws a sack of supplies into Kristoff's lap making him sit up]

Kristoff: Ooph!

Anna: Take me up the North Mountain. Please.

[Kristoff opens the bag and finds the rope and axe he'd wanted to buy from Oaken]

Anna: Look, I know how to stop this winter.

[Kristoff sighs not believing her, he lays back down on the hay and puts his hat over his eyes]

Kristoff: We leave at dawn...and you forgot the carrots for Sven. [a bag containing the carrots hits Kristoff in the face]

Anna: Oops. Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't... [she clears her throat and catches herself] We leave now. Right now.

[she steps outside and waits, Kristoff watches walk out then offers Sven a carrot who takes a bite and then Kristoff has a bite] You-- (Animal Growling) (Crying out) [later that night Kristoff takes Anna in his sled, pulled by Sven, as they head toward the North Mountain]

Kristoff: Hang on! We like to go fast.

[Anna leans back and puts her feet up on the sled's dash]

Anna: I like fast!

Kristoff: Woh! Woh, woh, woh! Get your feet down. This is fresh lacquer. Seriously, were you raised in a barn? [he spits on dash to clean it, some if his spit hits Anna in the face]

Anna: Ew! No, I was raised in a castle.

Kristoff: Mm. So uh...tell me, what made the Queen go all ice-crazy?

Anna: Oh well, it was all my fault. I...I got engaged, but then she freaked out because I'd only just met him, you know, that day. And she said she wouldn't bless the marriage, and-

Kristoff: Wait. You got engaged to someone you just met that day?

Anna: Yeah. Anyway, I got mad and so she got mad and then she tried to walk away, and I grabbed her glove-

Kristoff: Hang on! You mean to tell me you got engaged to someone you just met that day?!

Anna: Yes. Pay attention. But the thing is she wore the gloves all the time, so I just thought, maybe she has a thing about dirt.

Kristoff: Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers?

[she looks at Kristoff and slides away]

Anna: Yes, they did. But Hans is not a stranger.

Kristoff: Oh yeah? What's his last name?

Anna: Of-the-Southern-Isles?

Kristoff: What's his favorite food?

Anna: Sandwiches.

Kristoff: Best friend's name?

Anna: Probably John.

Kristoff: Eye color?

Anna: Dreamy.

Kristoff: Foot size?

Anna: Foot size doesn't matter.

Kristoff: Have you had a meal with him yet? What if you hate the way he eats? What if you hate the way he picks his nose?

Anna: Picks his nose?

Kristoff: And eats it.

Anna: Excuse me, sir. He is a prince.

Kristoff: All men do it.

Anna: Ew! Look, it doesn't matter, it's true love!

Kristoff: Doesn't sound like true love.

Anna: Are you some sort of love expert?

Kristoff: No. But I have friends who are.

Anna: You have friends who are love experts? I'm not buying it

Kristoff: Stop talking. [sensing something Kristoff stops the sled]

Anna: No, no, no. No, no, no. I'd like to meet these... [Kristoff puts his hand over Anna's mouth]

Kristoff: No, I mean it. [Anna shoves his hand away from her mouth and goes to say something] Sshhh! [Kristoff stands, holds up the lantern and looks around them when suddenly he notices a pack of wolves approaching them from behind] Sven, go. Go! [Sven takes off]

Anna: What are they?

Kristoff: Wolves.

Anna: Wolves? [the wolves chase after them] What do we do?

Kristoff: I got this. Just don't fall off and don't get eaten.

Anna: But I wanna help!

Kristoff: No!

Anna: Why not?

Kristoff: Because I don't trust your judgment.

Anna: Excuse me?!

[Kristoff pushes Anna back as he kicks off a wolf jumping at them]

Kristoff: Who marries a man she just met?

Anna: It's true love!

[Anna grabs Kristoff's lute and swings it at his head]

Kristoff: Whoa! [but what she was aiming for and hits is one of the wolves jumping at them] Whoa. [suddenly one of the wolves grabs Kristoff and yanks him off the sled]

Anna: Christopher!

[Kristoff grabs the loose rope hanging from the back of the and gets dragged behind]

Kristoff: It's Kristoff! [two of the wolves start attacking Kristoff, Anna uses the torch to fire a blanket and throws it at the wolves]

Anna: Duck! [as the wolves continue to chase them, Kristoff pulls himself back onto the sled crawling up the rope]

Kristoff: You almost set me on fire!

Anna: But I didn't. [Anna gives Kristoff a hand to pull him back onto the sled, at the very same time they notice a cliff up ahead] Get ready to jump, Sven!

Kristoff: You don't tell him what to do!

[Kristoff shoves a satchel into her arms and picks her up]

Anna: Hey!

Kristoff: I do! [he throws Anna onto Sven's back] Jump, Sven! [he cuts the harness to the sled just as Sven jumps and lands with Anna on the other side, Kristoff jumps from the sled and also lands handing by his hands. he looks down and sees his sled burst into flames as it hits the ground] Ooh. But I just paid it off. [suddenly he starts to slip off the edge] Uh-oh. No, no, no. Ah! No, no, no, no, no! [suddenly an axe, tied to a rope, comes flying over to him and lands in the snow right in front of him]

Anna: Grab on! [Kristoff quickly grabs the axe] Pull, Sven! Pull! [Sven with the help of Anna pull Kristoff up and he rolls onto his back exhausted] [Anna looks down the cliff at the burning sled] Woh. I'll replace your sled and everything in it. [Kristoff groans and covers his eyes with his arm] And I understand if you don't wanna help me anymore. [Anna starts to walk off sadly when Sven nudges Kristoff]

Kristoff: Of course I don't wanna help her anymore. In fact, this whole thing has ruined me for helping anyone ever again. [Kristoff pretends to be Sven answering himself] But she'll die on her own! [as himself] I can live with that. [pretending to be Sven again] [as himself] Sometimes I really don't like you. [shouting to Anna as she's walking away in the background] Hold up! We're coming. [Sven licks Kristoff's face in approval Anna stops and turns]

Anna: You are?! I mean, sure. I'll let you tag along. [Sven runs off to catch up with Anna, Kristoff smiles then gets up to join them] [as they walk on all through the night towards the North Mountain, Anna turns and catches sight of Arendelle covered in ice and snow] Arendelle.

Kristoff: It's completely frozen.

Anna: But it'll be fine. Elsa will thaw it.

Kristoff: Will she?

Anna: Yeah. Now come on. [pointing straight ahead] This way to the North Mountain?

[Kristoff chuckles and moves her pointed hand upwards]

Kristoff: More like this way. [Anna is shocked as she catches a glimpse of top of the mountain through the clouds] [on their journey they walk through a forest covered in snow and ice]

Anna: I never knew winter could be so beautiful. [suddenly they hear a voice coming from nowhere]

Olaf: Yeah! It really is beautiful, isn't it? But it's so white. You know, how about a little color? I'm thinking like maybe some crimson, chartreuse. How about yellow? [as Anna and Kristoff try to look around to see where the voice is coming form suddenly a noseless Olaf wanders up behind them] No, not yellow. Yellow and snow? Brrrr...no go! [he laughs and walks over to stand between Anna and Kristoff] Am I right? [shocked, Anna screams and kicks Olaf's head which flies off his body and lands in Kristoff's hands] Hi!

Kristoff: You're creepy. [Kristoff tosses the head to Anna who immediately tosses it back to Kristoff]

Anna: I don't want it! [Kristoff tosses back to her]

Kristoff: Woh! Back at ya! [Anna tosses it back to Kristoff]

Olaf: Please, don't drop me. [Kristoff tosses back to Anna again]

Kristoff: Come on, it's just a head.

Anna: No! [Olaf's headless body runs around with his arms waving]

Olaf: Alright, we got off to a bad start.

Anna: Ew, ew, the body! [Anna throws Olaf's head back onto his body and it lands upside down onto him]

Olaf: Wait. What am I looking at right now? Why are you hanging off the earth like a bat?

Anna: Alright. Wait one second. [feeling sorry for him Anna comes over and puts his head right side up]

Olaf: Oh! Thank you!

Anna: You're welcome.

Olaf: Now I'm perfect.

Anna: Well, almost.

Olaf: It was like my whole life got upside down. [Anna takes a carrot out of the satchel and suddenly slams it all the way through Olaf's head between his eyes] Wooh!

Anna': Oh! Too hard. I'm sorry! I was just...

Olaf: Head rush!

Anna: Are you okay?

Olaf: Are you kidding me? I am wonderful! I've always wanted a nose. [he tries to grab the little bit of carrot sticking out between his eyes] So cute. It's like a little baby unicorn. [Anna pushes forward the carrot sticking out the back of Olaf's head] What? Hey! Woh! [seeing his big carrot nose sticking out from between his eyes] Oh, I love it even more! Hah. Alright, let's start this thing over. Hi everyone. I'm Olaf. And I like warm hugs. [Olaf faces Anna and opens his arms]

Anna: Olaf? [Anna suddenly realizes he's the snowman from her and Elsa's childhood] That's right, Olaf.

Olaf: And you are?

Anna: Oh, um...I'm Anna. [turning to Kristoff and Sven]

Olaf: And who's the funky-looking donkey over there?

Anna: That's Sven.

Olaf: Uh-huh. And who's the reindeer?

Anna: Sven. [looking and Kristoff and Sven]

Olaf: Oh! They're...oh, okay. Makes things easier for me. [suddenly Sven tries to bite off Olaf's nose but Olaf jumps back] Ha! Aw, look at him trying to kiss my nose. [to Sven] I like you, too!

Anna: Olaf, did Elsa build you?

Olaf: Yeah. Why? [Kristoff takes one of Olaf's stick arms off, looking at it in curiosity]

Kristoff: Fascinating.

Anna: Do you know where she is?

Olaf: Yeah. Why?

Anna: Do you think you could show us the way?

Olaf: Yeah. Why?

[Kristoff bends Olaf's arm]

Kristoff: How does this work? [suddenly Olaf's dismembered arm slaps Kristoff across the face] Ow! [Olaf grabs his arm back from Kristoff]

Olaf: Stop it, Sven. Trying to focus here. [he puts his arm back in place and turns back to Anna] Yeah, Why?

Kristoff: I'll tell you why. We need Elsa to bring back summer.

Olaf: Summer?

Anna: Mm-hmm.

Olaf: Oh, I don't know why but I've always loved the idea of summer, and sun, and all things hot.

Kristoff: Really? I'm guessing you don't have much experience with heat.

Olaf: Nope! But sometimes I like to close my eyes and imagine what it'd be like when summer does come. [thinking of summer Olaf goes into his fantasy world and starts singing "In Summer" as he stand on top of a grassy meadow with the sun shinning and bees buzzing around him] Bees'll buzz, kids'll blow a dandelion fuzz. And I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer. [Olaf lies on the beach with a drink in his hand] A drink in my hand, my snow up against the burning sand. Probably getting gorgeously tanned in summer. [next Olaf sails in a boat] I'll finally see a summer breeze blow away a winter storm, and find out what happens to solid water when it gets warm. [Olaf jumps into the water, then he's back on the beach with snowmen made out of sand] And I can't wait to see, what my buddies all think of me. Just imagine how much cooler I'll be in summer! [Olaf and a seagull start tap dancing] Da-da...da-doo. Ah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-booh. [Olaf and another snowman are in a hot tub drinking hot chocolate] The hot and the cold are both so intense. Put 'em together, it just makes sense! [then Olaf tap dances with a flock of seagulls] Rat-da-dat-dad-dada-dada-doo. [Olaf continues singing as he runs down the grassy meadow] Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle, but put me in summer and I'll be a... [he comes across a puddle, looks down at it, smiles and jumps over it] Happy snowman! [he lies back on a picnic blanket in the grassy meadow and looks up at the sky] When life gets rough I like to hold on to my dream of relaxing in the summer sun, just letting off steam. Oh, the sky will be blue. [sat next to him are Kristoff, Anna and Sven] And you guys will be there too. When I finally do what frozen things do in summer! [we're back in the reality of frozen forest with Anna and Kristoff staring at Olaf]

Kristoff: I'm gonna tell him.

Anna: Don't you dare. [Olaf finishes singing his final note]

Olaf: In summer! [to Anna and Kristoff] So, come on! Elsa's this way. [he starts leading them off] Let's go bring back summer!

Anna: I'm coming! [Sven join them, Olaf laughs as he leads them, Kristoff stares as they go off]

Kristoff: Somebody's gotta tell him. [back in Arendelle, the town is completely covered in snow and two men argue in the town square]

Man #1: No, no. You've got the bark facing down. The bark needs to be face-up.

Man #2: Bark down is drier! [they both start pulling at the bark]

Man #1: Bark up! Bark down! [we then see Hans and two guards giving out cloaks to the people]

Hans: Cloak? Does anyone need a cloak? [he offers one to a woman]

Woman: Arendelle is indebted to you, your Highness.

Hans: The castle is open. There is soup and hot glogg in the Great Hall. [he hands the stack of cloaks in hand to a guard] Here. Pass these out. [at that moment the Duke walks towards him with this two guards]

Duke: Prince Hans, are we just expected to sit here and freeze while you give away all of Arendelle's tradeable goods?

Hans: Princess Anna has given her orders...

Duke: And that's another thing! Has it dawned on you that your princess may be conspiring with a wicked sorceress to destroy us all?

Hans: Do not question the Princess. She left me in charge, and I will not hesitate to protect Arendelle from treason.

Duke: [looking flabbergasted] Treason?! [Anna's horse returns looking frightened]

Hans: Woh! Woh! Woh, boy. Easy. Easy. [Hans steadies the horse and the crowd start panicking]

Voice of Man: That's Princess Anna's horse.

Voice of Woman: But where is the Princess?

[Hans looks out to the mountain and then turns to face the crowd]

Hans: Princess Anna is in trouble. I need volunteers to go with me to find her. [some of the crowd step forward to volunteer]

Duke: I volunteer two men, my Lord! [to his two guards] Be prepared for anything. And should you encounter the Queen, you are to put an end to this winter. Do you understand? [as they make their way on the North Mountain]

Kristoff: So how exactly are you planning to stop this weather?

Anna: Oh, I am gonna talk to my sister.

Kristoff: That's your plan? My ice business is riding on you talking to your sister?

Anna: Yup. [distracted by Anna's reply suddenly Kristoff walks into the end of an icicle which hits his nose, he carefully moves around the spike]

Kristoff: So you're not at all afraid of her?

Anna: Why would I be?

Olaf: Yeah. I bet she's the nicest, gentlest, warmest person ever. [Olaf turns to look at them as he carries on walking and suddenly he walks right onto an icicle and it runs through his torso and dismembers his upper body from his lower body, he looks down] Oh, look at that. I've been impaled. [he laughs] [they reach the mountain wall which goes straight up]

Anna: What now? [Kristoff looks up at the wall]

Kristoff: Mm. It's too steep. I've only got one rope and you don't know how to climb mountains.

Anna: Says who? [as Kristoff is busy getting the rope out Sven nudge him and he looks up to see Anna trying to climb the steep mountain wall]

Kristoff: What are you doing?

Anna: I'm going to see my sister!

Kristoff: You're gonna kill yourself. I wouldn't put my foot there. [Anna's foot slips]

Anna: You're distracting me.

Kristoff: Or there. [Anna slips again] How do you know Elsa even wants to see you?

Anna: Alright, I'm...I'm just blocking you out cause I gotta concentrate here. [we hear Anna slipping again]

Kristoff: You know, most people who disappear into the mountains want to be alone.

Anna: Nobody wants to be alone. Except maybe you.

Kristoff: I'm not alone. I have friends, remember?

Anna: You mean the love experts?

Kristoff: Yes, the love experts. [as Anna continues to climb the wall]

Anna: Please tell me I'm almost there. [we suddenly see that she's only managed to climb a few inches up the wall] Does the air seem a bit thin to you up here? [Kristoff chuckles]

Kristoff: Hang on. [as Kristoff goes to help Anna Olaf interrupts]

Olaf: Hey, Sven? Not sure if this is gonna solve the problem, but I found a staircase that leads exactly where you want it to go.

Anna: Ha-ha. Thank goodness! Catch! [she drops off and lands into Kristoff's arms] Thanks! That was like a crazy trust exercise. [she hops off his arms and goes over to join Olaf] [they reach the ice staircase Elsa had build, they look up in amazement at Elsa's ice palace] Woh.

Kristoff: Now that's ice. I might cry.

Anna: Go ahead. I won't judge. [she starts walking up the ice staircase, Sven goes to follow her but slips on the ice and scrambles as his hooves keep slipping]

Kristoff: Alright, take it easy, boy. Come here, I gotcha. [Kristoff helps Sven back down the stairs] Okay. You stay right here, buddy. [Sven slams his butt down to sit and wait, Kristoff starts climbing the stairs] Flawless. [Anna arrives at the door of the ice palace, holds up her hand to knock but hesitates]

Olaf: Knock. Just knock. [Anna just stand motionless holding up her hand; to Kristoff] Why isn't she knocking? Do you think she knows how to knock? [Anna finally knocks and the ice doors opens]

Anna: It opened. That's a first. [before she takes a step inside she looks at Olaf and Kristoff] Oh, you should probably wait out here.

Kristoff: What?

Anna: Last time I introduced her to a guy, she froze everything.

Kristoff: But...but...oh, come on! It's a palace made of ice! Ice is my life!

Olaf: Bye, Sven. [Olaf turns to step inside but Anna stops him]

Anna: You too, Olaf.

Olaf: Me?

Anna: Just give us a minute.

Olaf: Okay. [as Anna walks inside Olaf starts counting down the minute] One...two...three...four... [he turns to join Kristoff as he sits on the steps outside, then the doors close] [Anna walks into the palace and looks up at the beautiful icy ceiling]

Anna: Whoa. [she looks around] Elsa? It's me, Anna. [as she goes to walk she slips but steadies herself]

Elsa: Anna? [Anna looks up and sees Elsa up the balcony and is struck by her beauty]

Anna: Wow. Elsa, you look different. It's a good different. And this place...it's amazing.

Elsa: Thank you. I never knew what I was capable of.

Anna: I'm so sorry about what happened. If I'd have known...

Elsa: No, no. It's okay. You don't have to apologize. But you should probably go, please.

Anna: But I just got here.

Elsa: You belong down in Arendelle.

Anna: So do you.

Elsa: No, Anna. I belong here. Alone. Where I can be who I am without hurting anybody.

Anna: Actually, about that... [suddenly we hear Olaf's voice still counting down the minute]

Olaf: Fifty-eight...fifty-nine...sixty.

Elsa: Wait. What is that? [Olaf opens the doors and enters the palace running towards them]

Olaf: Hi, I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs! [he comes to stand next to Anna]

Elsa: Olaf?

Olaf: You built me. Remember that?

Elsa: And you're alive?

Olaf: Um...I think so? [Elsa looks down at her hands and smiles]

Anna: He's just like the one we built as kids.

Elsa: Yeah.

Anna: Elsa, we were so close. We can be like that again. [suddenly Elsa has a terrifying face when she has a flashback to the day she accidentally had hurt Anna when they were children]

Young Anna: Catch me!

Young Elsa: Slow down! [holding Anna in her arms after striking her unconscious wither her power] Anna! [back to present, Elsa's face drops]

Elsa: No, we can't. [Elsa turns to walk away] Goodbye, Anna.

Anna: Elsa, wait.

Elsa: No, I'm just trying to protect you! [Anna starts climbing the stairs]

Anna: You don't have to protect me. I'm not afraid! [Elsa continues to walk away] Please don't shut me out again. Please don't slam the door. [Anna starts singing "First Time in Forever, Reprise" as Elsa walks away from her] You don't have to keep your distance anymore. [Anna follows Elsa] Cause for the first time in forever, I finally understand. For the first time in forever, we can fix this hand in hand. We can head down this mountain together. You don't have to live in fear. Cause for the first time in forever, I will be right here. [Anna follows Elsa up to her living quarters, Elsa turns to her and starts singing]

Elsa: Anna, please go back home. Your life awaits. Go enjoy the sun and open up the gates.

Anna: Yeah, but...

Elsa: I know! You mean well, but leave me be. [Elsa turns and walks out onto the balcony with Anna following her] Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free. Just stay away and you'll be safe from me. [Elsa walks back inside]

Anna: Actually, we're not.

Elsa: What do you mean you're not?

Anna: I get the feeling you don't know?

Elsa: What do I not know?

Anna: Arendelle's in deep, deep, deep, deep snow. [Elsa looks shocked and they stop singing]

Elsa: What?

Anna: You kind of set off an eternal winter...everywhere.

Elsa: Everywhere?

Anna: Oh, it's okay. You can just unfreeze it.

Elsa: No, I can't. I...I don't know how! [suddenly it starts to snow in the palace]

Anna: Sure you can. I know you can! [they start singing again] Cause for the first time in forever...

Elsa: Oh, I'm such a fool! I can't be free!

Anna: You don't have to be afraid.

Elsa: No escape from the storm inside of me!

Anna: We can work this out together. [the snow starts to get heavier and faster]

Elsa: I can't control the curse!

Anna: We'll reverse the storm with me.

Elsa: Oh, Anna, please. You'll only make it worse!

Anna: Don't panic.

Elsa: There's so much fear!

Anna: We'll make the sun shine bright.

Elsa: You're not safe here!

Anna: We can face this thing together. We can change this winter weather, and everything will be all right.

Elsa: No! I can't! [the snow blizzard gets worse then suddenly as Elsa gets more agitated she sucks the blizzard back into herself and then it bursts out and accidentally hits Anna in the heart] [after Anna gets hits in the heart by Elsa's power she falls to her knees, Elsa turns and notices what she's done, at the same time Kristoff rushes towards them]

Kristoff: Anna! Are you okay? [he goes to help Anna up]

Anna: I'm okay. I'm fine. [Anna stands]

Elsa: Who's this? Wait, it doesn't matter. Just...you have to go.

Anna: No, I know we can figure this out together. [Kristoff notices icy shadows forming around them]

Elsa: How? What power do you have to stop this winter? To stop me? [Kristoff tries to pull Anna away as the icy shadows gets worse around the palace walls]

Kristoff: Anna, I think we should go.

Anna: No. I'm not leaving without you, Elsa.

Elsa: Yes, you are. [she waves her hands and with her power builds a giant snowman, the palace door bursts open and the giant snowman is holding Anna, Kristoff and Anna in his hands]

Anna: Stop. Put us down!

Marshmallow: Go away! [the snowman tosses Anna and Kristoff down the icy steps and they slide down going past Sven, he then goes to toss Olaf]

Olaf: Heads up! [the snowman tosses Olaf and his head lands first in a snowbank near Anna and Kristoff] Watch out for my butt! [Anna and Kristoff duck as the rest of Olaf's body slams into the snowbank] [furious at being thrown by the giant snowman, Anna picks up a snowball to throw at it]

Anna: It is not nice to throw people!

[Kristoff stops her and grabs hold of her]

Kristoff: Whoa! Whoa, whoa! Feisty pants.

Anna: Let me GO!

Kristoff: Okay, relax. Just calm down. Calm down!

Anna: Okay! Alright! I'm Okay!

Kristoff: Just let the snowman be.

Anna: I'm calm. [he lets her go and turns]

Kristoff: Great. [suddenly Anna growls angrily and tosses the snowball at the giant snowman] Oh, come on! [the snowball hits the giant snowman on the back and this infuriates him] See now you made him mad!

Olaf: I'll distract him. You guys go. [Kristoff, Anna and Sven go off, at the same time the rest of Olaf's body falls off the snowbank and runs off] No, no! Not you guys! [the giant snowman goes after Anna and Kristoff and as he walks off Olaf's head falls down into the snow] This just got a whole lot harder. [as the giant snowman chases after them, Anna grabs the branch of a tree]

Kristoff: What are you doing? [Anna releases the branch and as it snaps upright it knocks the snowman back] Whoa!

Anna: I got him! [they laugh as they run off when they suddenly come to the edge of the cliff]

Kristoff: Whoa! Stop!

Anna: It's a hundred foot drop.

Kristoff: It's two hundred. [Kristoff ties his rope around Anna's waste tightly]

Anna: Ow! [we see the other end is ties to his own waste, he then turns to pick up the axe] What's that for? [Kristoff starts using the axe to dig into the snow]

Kristoff: I'm digging a snow anchor.

Anna: Okay. What if we fall?

Kristoff: There's twenty feet of fresh powder down there, it'll be like landing on a pillow. Hopefully. [they hear the snowman approaching] Okay, Anna. On three. [he throws the rest of the rope down the edge of the cliff]

Anna: Okay.

Kristoff: One...

Anna: You tell me when, I'm ready to go.

Kristoff: Two...

Anna: I was born ready! Yes!

Kristoff: Calm down. [suddenly a huge tree flies through the air and lands in front of them]

Anna: Tree! [Kristoff looks behind him and sees Anna jumping off the cliff]

Kristoff: What the...? [the rope pulls Kristoff over the edge] Whoa! [the other end of the rope on the cliff catches the anchor Kristoff had dug and catches their fall] That happened. [Olaf runs through the snowy woods and we see his body parts are all in the wrong places with his nose stuck on the side of his head]

Olaf: Man, am I out of shape! [he stops to take a breather and puts his body back into the right order and puts his nose back into place] There we go. Hey, Anna! Sven! Where'd you guys go? We totally lost Marshmallow back there! [in the same moment Marshmallow emerges through the trees and comes up behind Olaf] Hey. We were just talking about you. [Olaf turns to face Marshmallow] All good things, all good things. [Marshmallow roars and goes to take step forward] No! [Marshmallow stomps forward and Olaf jumps onto his leg to stop him] This is not making much of a difference, is it? [Marshmallow flicks Olaf off his leg and he goes over the cliff screaming right past Anna and Kristoff as they are letting themselves down with the rope]

Anna: Olaf!

Olaf: Hang in there, guys! [Olaf's body separates as it falls down; to Kristoff]

Anna: Go Faster! [suddenly they stop moving] Wait, what? [they look up to see Marshmallow pulling their rope up and Kristoff hits his head against the edge of the cliff] Kristoff! [Marshmallow pulls them up towards his face and roars out]

Marshmallow: Don't come back!

Anna: We won't. [Anna gets out a knife and cuts the rope and they fall down the cliff screaming] [as they fall down the cliff, Anna lands on the ground up to her waist in the snow] Hey, you were right. Just like a pillow. [she looks up and sees Olaf panicking as his upper half is sat upon Kristoff boots which are sticking out of the snow] Olaf!

Olaf: I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs! [suddenly Kristoff's head and body pops up from beneath the snow]

Kristoff: Those are my legs. [the rest of Olaf's body runs past them]

Olaf: Ooh. Hey, do me a favor, grab my butt. [Kristoff grabs the rest of Olaf's body and stick his head back onto it] Oh, that feels better. [Sven comes up behind him and sniffs him] Hey, Sven! He found us. [he grabs hold of Sven's face] Who's my cute little reindeer? [Kristoff pushes him away from Sven]

Kristoff: Don't talk to him like that. [Olaf laughs it off] [Kristoff goes to help Anna out of the snow] Here.

Anna: Woh!

Kristoff: You okay?

Anna: Thank you. [they stare at each other for a moment] How's your head? [she touches his head and Kristoff flinches in pain]

Kristoff: Ah! Ooh! Uh...it uh...it's fine. Uh...I'm good. Uh...I've got a thick skull.

Olaf: I don't have a skull...or bones. [there's an awkward silence]

Kristoff: So...uh...so now what?

Anna: Now what? [panicking as she realizes what's happened] Now what?! Oooh! What am I gonna do? She threw me out. I can't go back to Arendelle with the weather like this. And then there's your ice business and we...

Kristoff: Hey, hey, don't worry about my ice business. [he notices her patch of white hair] Worry about your hair?!

Anna: What? I just fell off a cliff! You should see your hair.

Kristoff: No, yours is turning white.

Anna: White? It's...what? [she picks up one her braid and notices the tendrils turning white]

Kristoff: It's because she struck you, isn't it?

Anna: Does it look bad?

Kristoff: [he hesitates for a moment] No.

Olaf: You hesitated.

Kristoff: No, I-I didn't. Anna, you need help. Okay? Come on. [he starts leading them off]

Olaf: Okay! Where are we going?

Kristoff: To see my friends.

Anna: The love experts?

Olaf: Love experts?!

Kristoff: Uh-huh. And don't worry, they'll be able to fix this.

Anna: How do you know?

Kristoff: Because I've seen them do it before.

Olaf: [to Anna and Sven] I like to consider myself a love expert.

[back in Elsa' ice palace, she paces around looking distraught and talking to herself]

Elsa: Get it together. Control it. Don't feel. Don't feel. Don't feel. Don't feel! [ice cracks, Elsa looks around and notices ice spikes growing out of the castle walls] [as they make their way to Kristoff's friends, Olaf stares at The Northern Lights as he lies down on his back on Sven's back]

Olaf: Look, Sven. The sky's awake. [behind them Anna and Kristoff are walking when Anna starts to shiver]

Kristoff: Are you cold?

Anna: A little. [Kristoff goes to reach put his arm around her but stops himself, he then notices the steam vents up ahead]

Kristoff: Uh...uh...wait. Uh...come here. [he takes her to the steam vent and she holds out her hand to warm up]

Anna: Ooh. [Kristoff starts to lead off them off again]

Kristoff: So, uh...about my friends. Well, I say friends, they're more like family. Anyway, when I was a kid, it was just me and Sven until they, you know, kind of took us in.

Anna: They did?

Kristoff: Yeah. I don't want to scare you, they can be a little bit inappropriate. And loud, very loud. They're also stubborn at times, and a little overbearing, and heavy. Really, really heavy. Which you'll...but you know, you'll get it. They're fine. They mean well. [Anna touches his arm to reassure him]

Anna: Kristoff, they sound wonderful.

'Kristoff: Okay then. [Kristoff steps forward, turns to face Anna, Olaf and Sven and opens his arm out] Meet my family. [Kristoff turns to the rocks and waves] Hey, guys! [Olaf and Anna look at him like he's crazy]

Anna: [to the rocks] They're rocks.

Kristoff: You are a sight for sore eyes. [Anna and Olaf watch him looking dumbfounded; whispering to Anna as they watch Kristoff]

Olaf: He's crazy. [they watch Kristoff kneeling down in front of one of the rocks]

Kristoff: Hey, woh. I didn't even recognize you. You've lost so much wight.

Olaf: I'll distract them while you run. [steps forward and waves at the rocks] Hi, Sven's family! [tapping one of the rocks] It's nice to meet you! [whispering to Anna] Because I love, Anna, I insist you run. [to the rock] I understand you're love experts! Wooh. [whispering to Anna again, who's still standing frozen to the spot looking dumbfounded] Why aren't you running?

Anna: Uh...okay. Well, I'm gonna go. [she turns to leave]

Kristoff: No, no, no! Anna, wait! [suddenly the rocks start rolling]

Anna: Kristoff! [the rocks roll towards Kristoff and unroll revealing themselves as the trolls]

Bulda: Kristoff's home! [the trolls jump around with excitement shouting Kristoff's name and Olaf starts to join in]

Olaf: Kristoff's home! Wait. Kristoff? [he stops turns to one of the trolls, then one of the trolls grabs Kristoff's hand and yanks him down]

Troll #1: Ah, let me look at you. [another troll lifts up his jacket]

Troll #2: Take off your clothes! I'll wash them...

Kristoff: No! I'm...I'm gonna keep my clothes on. Look, it's great to see you all, but where is Grand Pabbie?

Kid Troll #1: He's napping. But look, I grew a mushroom. [he turns and shows the mushroom growing on his back, then another kid troll steps forward]

Kid Troll #2: I earned my fire crystal. [an adult troll holds a small stone in his hand]

Troll #3: I passed a kidney stone.

Kid Troll #3: Kristoff, pick me up! [the kid troll jumps up on Kristoff's arm]

Kristoff: You're getting big. Good for you. [another kid troll jumps on his back] [Anna watches the trolls in confusion]

Anna: Trolls? They're trolls. [suddenly there's silence and all the trolls turn to look at Anna]

Bulda: He's brought a girl!

All Trolls: A girl! [the trolls pick Anna up by her feet and rolls her down and throw her into Kristoff's arms]

Anna: What's going on?

Kristoff: I've learned to just roll with it. [he puts Anna down on her feet and immediately Bulda pulls her forward and starts examining her face]

Bulda: Let me see. Bright eyes. Working nose. Strong teeth. Yes, yes. She'll do nicely for our Kristoff.

Anna: Wait, wait, wait! Oh. Um...no. [Kristoff looks embarrassed]

Kristoff: You've got the wrong idea.

Anna: No.

Kristoff: No. That's not why I brought her here.

Anna: Right. We're not. I'm not... [Anna smiles, looking uncomfortable]

Bulda: What's the issue, dear? Why are you holding back from such a man? [she starts singing "Fixer Upper"] Is it the clumpy way he walks?

Kristoff: What?

Troll #1: Or the grumpy way he talks?

Anna: Oh, no.

Troll #2: Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped weirdness of his feet? [she pick up his foot]

Kristoff: Hey!

Troll #3: And though we know he washes well he always ends up sorta smelly.

Bulda and Troll #1: But you'll never meet a fella who's as sensitive and sweet.

Anna: That's nice. But...

Bulda and Troll#1: So he's a bit of a fixer upper. So he's got a few flaws.

Troll #4: Like his peculiar brain, dear.

Troll #5: His thing for the reindeer.

Troll #4 and Troll #5: That's a little outside of nature's laws.

Kristoff: This is not about me!

All Trolls: So he's a bit of a fixer upper, but this we're certain of. You can fix this fixer upper up with a little bit of love. [they push Kristoff towards Anna and they both look embarrassed]

Anna: Um...

Kristoff: [to the trolls as they continue to sing] Can we please just stop talking about this? We've got a real, actual problem here.

Kristoff: Can we please just stop talking about this? We've got a real, actual problem here.

Bulda: I'll say. So tell me dear, is it the way that he runs scared?

Troll #5: Or that he's socially impaired?

Kid Troll #3: Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods?

Anna: I did not need to know that.

Troll #1: Are you holding back your fondness due to his unmanly blondness? [Anna laughs]

All Trolls: Or the way he covers up that he's the honest goods? He's just a bit of a fixer upper. He's got a couple of' bugs.

Kristoff: No, I don't!

All Trolls: His isolation is confirmation of his desperation for healing hugs. [they all hug Kristoff] So he's a bit of a fixer upper, but we know what to do. The way to fix up this fixer upper is to fix him up with you. [the girl trolls pulls Anna away and the boy trolls pull Kristoff away in the opposite direction]

Kristoff: Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Enough! She's engaged to someone else. Okay?! [the trolls stare at him, blink and then they huddle together]

Boy Troll #1: So she's a bit of a fixer upper.

Boy Troll #2: That's a minor thing.

Boy Troll #3: Her quote "engagement" is a flex arrangement.

Kid Troll: And by the way, I don't see no ring.

All Boy Trolls: So she's a bit of a fixer upper, her brain's a bit betwixt. Get the fiance out of the way and the whole thing will be fixed! [Kristoff puts his face in his hands in frustration] [the girls trolls continue to sing to Anna]

Bulda: We aren't saying you can change him cause people don't really change. We're only saying that love's a force that's powerful and strange. People make bad choices if they're mad or scared or stressed. But throw a little love their way...

All Girl Trolls: Throw a little love their way and you'll bring out their best! True love brings out the best! [the trolls put on Anna and Kristoff cloaks and crowns made out of leaves, wood and stones]

All Trolls: Everyone's a bit of a fixer upper, that's what it's all about.

Boy Troll: Father

Girl Troll: Sister.

Kid Troll: Brother!

All Trolls: We need each other to raise us up and round us out. Everyone's a bit of a fixer upper, but when push comes to shove. [they push Anna and Kristoff closer together]

Olaf: The only fixer upper fixer that can fix a fixer upper is...

All Trolls: True, true, true, true, love. Love, love, love, true love. True... [a troll priest stands in front of Anna and Kristoff]

Troll Priest: Do you, Anna, take Kristoff to be your trollfully wedded...

Anna: Wait, what?!

Troll Priest: You're getting married.

All Trolls: Love! [just then Anna collapses, Kristoff catches her]

Kristoff: Anna!

Kristoff: [holding Anna in his arms] She's as cold as ice. [just then Grand Pappie rolls in]

Grand Pabbie: There is strange magic here.

Kristoff: Grand Pabbie!

Grand Pabbie: Come, come. Bring her here to me. [Kristoff helps Anna over to Grand Pabbie who takes her hands] Anna, your life is in danger. There is ice in your heart, put there by your sister. If not removed, to solid ice will you freeze, forever.

Anna: What? No.

Kristoff: But you can remove it, right?

Grand Pabbie: I cannot. I'm sorry, Kristoff. If it was her head that would be easy, but only an act of true love can thaw a frozen heart.

Anna: An act of true love?

Bulda: A true love's kiss, perhaps? [Bulda kisses they boy troll next to her and the rest of the trolls kiss each other, Anna collapses again into Kristoff's arms and more of her hair turns white]

Kristoff: Anna, we've got to get you back to Hans.

Anna: [looking very weak] Hans.

Kristoff: Pull us out, Sven. [Kristoff grabs one of Sven's antlers and he pulls them up onto his back] Olaf! Come on!

Olaf: I'm coming! [Olaf jumps onto Sven's back to join Kristoff and Anna and Sven takes off] Let's go kiss Hans! Who is this Hans?!

[Hans and the men from Arendelle have found Elsa's ice palace; Hans turns to the men]

Hans: We are here to find Princess Anna. Be on guard, but no harm is to come to the Queen. [he gets off his horse] Do you understand?

Men: Yes, sir. [just as Hans approaches the ice staircase suddenly Marshmallow rises and slams his fists down and roars, Hans and the men draw their swords, Marshmallow throws the men aside including the Duke's two guards, just then they notice Elsa looking through the front door]

Duke's Guard #1: The Queen. [as Hans is fighting off Marshmallow he notices the Duke's guards running up into the castle after Elsa] Come on! [they notice Elsa running up to the top floor]

Duke's Guard #2: Up there!

Duke's Guard #1: Come on! [they chase after her and trap her on the top floor] We got her! [they raise their crossbows]

Elsa: No! Please! [one of the Duke's guards shoots an arrow but Elsa manages to produce an ice shield top stop the arrow hitting her]

Duke's Guard #1: Go round! [the two guards go round the shield and aim to shoot at her again]

Elsa: Stay away! [she throws ice at them to stop them]

Duke's Guard #1: Fire! Fire! [Elsa shoot more ice at the guard to stop him] Get her! Get her! [outside the castle Hans continues to fight off Marshmallow as he attacks them and after nearly being crushes Hans manages to use his sword to cut off one of Marshmallow's legs making him fall over the edge of the cliff] [inside the castle Elsa continues to defend herself againt the Duke's guards using her powers, she manages to get one stuck to the wall with several icicles and as she's about to throw the other one off the balcony with her ice Hans and the rest of he men enter]

Hans: Queen Elsa! Don't be the monster they fear you are! [Elsa snaps out of her rage, just then the guard stuck to the wall aims his crossbow her, but Hans quickly runs and holds the crossbow up just as he fires the arrow which then hits the ice chandelier overhead making it fall and nearly crushes Elsa, but she manages to run in time but is knocked down unconscious] [Elsa wakes up to find herself locked up in a tower in her castle, she notices the window and runs towards it but she's stopped by the chains on her hands, she strains to look out the window and notices Arendelle is completely frozen and covered in snow]

Elsa: Oh, no. What have I done? [just then Hans enters] Why did you bring me here?

Hans: I couldn't just let them kill you.

Elsa: But I'm a danger to Arendelle. Get Anna.

Hans: Anna has not returned. [Elsa turns to look at the window with worry] If you would just stop the winter, bring back summer. Please.

Elsa: [looking distraught] Don't you see, I can't. You have to tell them to let me go.

Hans: I will do what I can. [he turns and leaves, Elsa looks down at her shackled hands and sees the shackles begin to freeze over] [Kristoff holds onto Anna as Sven rushes to get them back to Arendelle with Olaf gliding on the snow next to them, as Anna shivers in his arms Kristoff puts his hat on her head]

Kristoff: Just hang in there. [to Sven] Come on, buddy, faster! [as they go down the hill towards Arendelle Olaf looses control as he slides down the hill]

Olaf: I'll meet you guys at the castle!

Kristoff: Stay out of sight, Olaf! [as Kristoff rides into Arendelle]

Olaf: I will! [Olaf slides off into the village streets and we hear a woman scream as she notices him] Hello!

Townswoman: It's alive! [the guards notice Kristoff and Anna riding towards the castle on Sven]

Guard: It's Princess Anna! [they stop outside the castle gates, Kristoff jumps off Sven with Anna in his arms, she shivers as he walks towards the door]

Anna: Are you go-gonna be okay?

Kristoff: Don't worry about me. [the castle gates open, Gerda, Kai and another maid rush to help Anna]

Gerda: Anna! Oh, you had us worried sick.

Kai: My Lady. [they take Anna from his arms and helps her walk through the castle gates]

Kristoff: Get her warm and find Prince Hans, immediately.

Kai: We will. Thank you.

Kristoff: Make sure she's safe! [as Anna is swept away towards the castle she looks at him before the castle gates shut, Kristoff stands there for a moment looking with worry, finally he turns and walks off] [inside the castle Hans meets with some of the dignitaries]

Hans: I'm going back out to look for Princess Anna.

French Dignitary: You cannot risk going out there again.

Hans: If anything happens to her...

Spanish Dignitary: If anything happens to the Princess, you are all Arendelle has left. [just then Kai and Gerda bring Anna into the room]

Kai: He's in here. Prince Hans. [Hans rushes over to Anna]

Hans: Anna! [he takes her into his arms]

Hans: You're so cold.

Anna: Hans, you have to kiss me.

Hans: What?

Anna: Now! Now!

Hans: Woh. Slow down.

Gerda: We'll give you two some privacy. [everyone leaves the room]

Hans: What happened out there?

Anna: Elsa struck me with her powers.

Hans: You said she'd never hurt you.

Anna: I was wrong. [Anna doubles over in pain]

Hans: Anna? [Hans picks her up sets her down on the couch nearby] [Hans sits next to her as she lies on the couch]

Anna: She froze my heart and only an act of true love can save me.

Hans: A true love's kiss. [he strokes her face gently then leans in to kiss her but then stops] Oh, Anna. If only there was someone out there who loved you.

Anna: What? [Hans gets up and walks towards the window] You said you did. [Hans closes the curtains]

Hans: As thirteenth in line in my own kingdom, I didn't stand a chance. I knew I'd have to marry into the throne somewhere.

Anna: But...what are you talking about? [Hans puts out the candles]

Hans: As heir, Elsa was preferable, of course, but no one was getting anywhere with her. But you...

Anna: Hans?

Hans: You were so desperate for love, you were willing to marry me, just like that. I figured, after we married, I'd have to stage a little accident for Elsa. [he grabs a pitcher of water from the table, he goes over to the fireplace and pours the water on the fire putting it out, Anna falls to the floor]

Anna: Hans. No, stop.

Hans: But then she doomed herself, and you were dumb enough to go after her.

Anna: Please.

Hans: All that's left now is to kill Elsa and bring back summer.

Anna: You're no match for Elsa. [Hans walks over to Anna, bends down and takes her chin]

Hans: No, you're no match for Elsa. I, on the other hand, am the hero who is going to save Arendelle from destruction. [he turns and walks towards the door]

Anna: You won't get away with this. [as he opens the door he turns to look at her]

Hans: Oh, I already have. [he leaves and locks the door, Anna goes over to the door and tries to open it]

Anna: Please, somebody help. [suddenly the rest of her hair turns white and she collapses on the floor leaning next to the door] Please. Please! [at a council meeting with all the dignitaries]

Duke: It's getting colder by the minute. If we don't do something soon we'll all freeze to death. [Hans enters the room]

Spanish Dignitary: Prince Hans!

Hans: [pretending to look distraught] Princess Anna is...dead.

Spanish Dignitary: What...? [the men help Hans to a chair]

Duke: What happened to her?

Hans: She was killed by Queen Elsa.

Duke: No! Her own sister.

Hans: At least we got to say our marriage vows...before she died in my arms.

Duke: There can be no doubt now, Queen Elsa is a monster and we are all in grave danger.

Spanish Dignitary: Prince Hans, Arendelle looks to you.

Hans: With a heavy heart, I charge Queen Elsa of Arendelle with treason and sentence her to death. [inside her cell, Elsa notices ice taking over the walls, she tries to pull her arms out of the shackles when she hears the guards outside]

Guard #1: Hurry Up! She's dangerous. Move quickly.

Guard #2: Be careful.

Guard #3: It won't open!

Guard #4: It's frozen shut. [just the ice takes over the cell the guards break open the cell door, Hans pushes passed the guards to enter and they see Elsa has escaped by using her powers to blow open the back wall] [Kristoff and Sven, looking sad and forlorn, head back to the mountain, Sven stops, looks back then runs past Kristoff to stops in front of him and grunt]

Kristoff: What is it, buddy? [Sven nudges Kristoff with his antlers] Hey, watch it. What's wrong with you? [Sven does a couple loud grunts] I don't understand you when you talk like that. [as Kristoff goes to walk on suddenly Sven lifts him off the ground with his antlers] Ah! Stop it! Put me down! [Sven dumps Kristoff to the ground and does another grunt] No, Sven! We're not going back! She's with her true love. [Sven makes a face as if to say "no, she isn't"; just then the wind picks up, Kristoff looks back] What the... [he sees a blizzard forming over Arendelle] Anna! [he hops on Sven and rushes back towards Arendelle] Come on! Come on, boy! [back inside the castle in the locked room, Anna is lying on the floor shivering with cold, she sees ice forming on the ceiling then the door handles jiggle as someone tries to open them]

Anna: Help. [suddenly the door opens and we see Olaf taking the carrot out of the lock and putting it back on his face, he enters the room and notices Anna lying on the floor]

Olaf: Anna! Oh, no. [he notices the fireplace is out, he quickly places more wood in the fireplace and accidentally throws one of his arms in there, he quickly retrieves his arm and lights up the fireplace]

Anna: Olaf? Olaf, get away from there. [Olaf stands by the fire looking at it in awe]

Olaf: Whoa! So this is heat. I love it. [he leans closer and holds out his hands towards the fire when suddenly one of his hands catches fire] Ooh! But don't touch it! [he shakes the flame out and goes over to Anna and helps her to sit closer to the fire] So, where's Hans? What happened to your kiss?

Anna: I was wrong about him. It wasn't true love.

Olaf: But we ran all the way here?

Anna: Please, Olaf, you can't stay here, you'll melt.

Olaf: I am not leaving here until we find some other act of true love to save you. [Olaf sits behind her to shield himself from the fire] Do you happen to have any ideas?

Anna: I don't even know what love is.

Olaf: That's okay, I do. Love is putting someone else's needs before yours. Like, you know, how Kristoff brought you back here to Hans and left you forever. [a realization comes over Anna]

Anna: Kristoff loves me? [Olaf moves around to face her]

Olaf: Wow, you really don't know anything about love, do you? [the fire starts to melt his face and he pushes his nose back in]

Anna: Olaf, you're melting.

Olaf: Some people are worth melting for. [as his face starts to melt he tries to hold it up] Just maybe not right this second! [suddenly the blizzard outside blows the windows open] Don't worry, I've got it! [Olaf rushes over to the window and starts to close the windows] We're going to get through... [suddenly he notices something] Oh, wait. Hang on. I'm getting something. [he breaks an icicle off the window and uses it as a telescope] It's Kristoff and Sven! They're coming back this way.

Anna: They...they are?

Olaf: Wow, he's really moving fast. I guess I was wrong. I guess Kristoff doesn't love you enough to leave you behind.

Anna: Help me up, Olaf. Please. [he rushes over to her as she tries to get up]

Olaf: No, no, no, no, no. You need to stay by the fire and keep warm.

Anna: I need to get to Kristoff.

Olaf: Why? [Olaf suddenly looks excited as he realizes why] Oh, I know why! There's your act of true love right there! Riding across the fjords like a valiant, pungent reindeer king! [he helps Anna to stand] Come on! [as they got to leave suddenly they see icicles forming on the ceiling, they rush out of the room] Look out! [as they run through the hallway the walls and ground start to ice over and suddenly they stop when huge spiky icicles form ahead of them] Uh...back this way! [as they turn to go the other way more huge icicles form and stop them in their tracks] We're trapped. [they look around as the whole castle starts to ice over; out on the fjords Elsa is runs through the blizzard] [back at the castle Anna and Olaf bust open a window and Olaf helps Anna to step on the ledge] Slide, Anna! [they both jump down and slide down the snow with Olaf gathering the snow around his body, as the stop at the bottom his bottom half looks huge with extra snow] We made it! [as Anna gets to her feet Olaf shakes off the extra snow; on the fjords Kristoff rides Sven as fast as he can when they hit the blizzard]

Kristoff: Come on, buddy, faster! [we see Anna and Olaf reach the shore of fjords]

Anna: Kristoff! [as they start walking the blizzard blows Olaf's body apart, he shouts as he goes swirling off]

Olaf: Keep going! [Anna struggles through the blizzard]

Anna: Kristoff! [Kristoff continues to ride Sven as fast as he can through the fjord]

Kristoff: Come on! [as Anna struggles to walk through the blizzard she looks down at her hands and notices her fingers start frosting over]

Anna: No! [she struggles on; back to Kristoff and Sven, as they race ahead one of the frozen ships falls to the side causing a massive crack in the ice which causes Sven to jump and Kristoff falls off his back onto a piece of ice, Kristoff looks out and sees Sven has fallen into the water]

Kristoff: Sven! [Sven manages to pull himself out of the water and onto a piece of broken ice] Good boy. [Kristoff turns and rushes off on foot; back with Anna, she continues to struggle through the blizzard with her hands now frosted over]

Anna: Kristoff. [as Kristoff is rushing on he hears Anna's voice] Kristoff.

Kristoff: Anna! [as Elsa struggles through the storm she notices Hans approaching her]

Hans: Elsa! You can't run from this! [she turns to face him]

Elsa: Just take care of my sister.

Hans: Your sister? She returned from the mountain weak and cold. She said that you froze her heart.

Elsa: No.

Hans: I tried to save her, but it was too late. Her skin was ice, her hair turned white. [Elsa suddenly realizes what she's done] Your sister is dead...because of you.

Elsa: No. [totally distraught, Elsa turns and falls to her knees, instantly the blizzard stops] [as the blizzard has stopped Anna, now hardly able to move, sees Kristoff walking towards her across the fjord]

Anna: Kristoff?

Kristoff: Anna! [Kristoff rushes towards her, Anna goes to move towards him when she hears something , she look to the side to see Hans has raised his sword ready to kill Elsa, who's on her knees weeping]

Anna: Elsa? [conflicted she watches as Kristoff runs towards her, she turns to go save Elsa and throws herself in front of Elsa just as Hans is about to strike with his sword] No! [suddenly Anna's whole body freezes to solid ice, and as the sword hits her the force of it sends Hans flying back]

Elsa: Anna! [Elsa rises and stands in front Anna's frozen body] Oh, Anna. No..no, please, no. [she touches Anna's face and begins to weep, she then hugs Anna as she cries, just then both Olaf and Kristoff have reached them from opposite ends of the fjords]

Olaf: Anna? [Sven comes over to join Kristoff and they watch in shock and sadness as Elsa weeps over Anna's frozen body] [as Elsa holds on to Anna's frozen body and weeps suddenly Anna's body starts to unfreeze and come to life]

Elsa: Anna? [they hug each other and hold on to each other tightly]

Anna: Oh, Elsa.

Elsa: You sacrificed yourself for me?

Anna: I love you. [Olaf's face lights up as he realizes what saved Anna]

Olaf: An act of true love will thaw a frozen heart.

Elsa: Love will thaw... [she looks at Anna] Love. Of course. [she looks at her hands]

Anna: Elsa?

Elsa: Love. [Elsa raises her arms and suddenly the ice on the fjord starts to melt, beneath their feet the bow of a ship thaws and rises as they stand on it, the snow and ice across the kingdom melts bringing back the warm summer; to Elsa]

Anna: I knew you could do it.

Olaf: Hands down, this is the best day of my life...and quack possibly the last. [Olaf begins to melt]

Elsa: Olaf, hold on little guy. [She waved her hand creating a snow cloud over Olaf.}

Olaf: My own personal flurry.

[Hans regains consciousness Kristoff prepares to go over to fight him but Anna stops him, she walks over to Hans and he looks at her in confusion]

Hans: Anna? But she froze your heart.

Anna: The only frozen heart around here is yours. [she turns from him but then suddenly turns back and punches him in the face making him fall overboard into the water, Elsa comes over to Anna and they hug each other, over her shoulder, Anna looks at Kristoff smiling] [later Hans is thrown into one of the ships cell and locked in, on the deck the French Dignitary is talking with Kai]

French Dignitary: I will return this scoundrel to his country. We shall see what his twelve big brothers think of his behavior.

Kai: Arendelle thanks you, my Lord. [just then the Duke is being escorted by some guards onto the ship]

Duke: This is unacceptable. I'm a victim of fear. I have been traumatized. [he holds his neck in pain] Ow! My neck hurts! Is there a doctor that I could see? No? [he sees that no one is buying this act] I demand to see the Queen! [Kai steps down behind him]

Kai: Oh, I have a message from the Queen. [he reads from the scroll] Arendelle will henceforth and forever no longer do business of any sort with Weaseltown.

Duke: Weselton! It's Weselton! [the guards drag him up onto the ship] [Anna runs through the crowd towards the village square pulling a blindfolded Kristoff behind her]

Anna: Come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on. Come on...

Kristoff: Ow! Okay, okay. Here I come. [suddenly he smacks straight into a pole] Ah! Pole!

Anna: Oops. Sorry. [she drags him to a spot by the docks] Okay. Okay. Here we are. [she notices he still has his blindfold] I owe you a sled.

Kristoff: [looking in total shock] Are you serious?

Anna: Yes! And it's the latest model. [Sven poses in front of the sled]

Kristoff: No. I-I can't accept this.

Anna: You have to! No returns. No exchanges. Queen's orders. She's named you the official Arendelle Ice Master and Deliverer. [Sven shows off the medal around his neck]

Kristoff: What? That's not a thing.

Anna: Oh, sure it is. And it even has a cup holder. Do you like it?

Kristoff: Like it? I love it! [suddenly he sweeps her off her feet and spins her around] I could kiss you! [there's an awkward embarrassed silence and he puts her back on her feet] I could. I mean, I'd like to. I'd...may I? We me...I mean, may we? Wait, what? [Anna steps forward and kisses him on the cheek]

Anna: We may. [he smiles and kisses her] [Olaf runs excitedly through the village square with his little snow cloud following him above his head]

Olaf: Summer! [he notices some flowers] Ooh. Hello. [he bends and takes a long sniff of the flowers pulling up some of the pollen up his nose which makes him sneeze and his carrot nose lands straight into Sven's mouth who puts it in his mouth, looking distraught at being noseless suddenly Sven stuffs the carrot back into Olaf's face, he laughs and hugs Sven] [last lines; Elsa stands in the castle courtyard with villagers around her]

Elsa: Are you ready? [the villagers cheer and using her powers Elsa creates an ice rink, everyone starts ice skating, Anna slides over to Elsa and she catches Anna just before she slips]

Anna: I like the open gates.

Elsa: We are never closing them again. [Elsa waves her hand form ice skates over Anna's boots]

Anna: Oh, Elsa, they're beautiful, but you know I don't skate...

Elsa: Come on, you can do it! [Elsa grabs hold of Anna's hands and pulls her along on the ice, Kristoff and Sven slide past them]

Kristoff: Look out, reindeer coming through! [Elsa holds on to Anna's hands as she tries to ice skate]

Anna: I got it. I got it. [suddenly she starts to slip] Ooh! I don't got it! I don't got it! [Olaf slides in and joins them]

Olaf: Hey, guys.

Elsa: That's it, Olaf. [Olaf helps Elsa to teach Anna to skate]

Olaf: Glide and pivot and glide and pivot... [Olaf and Elsa continue to show Anna to skate and everyone enjoys themselves]

[after credits scene; Marshmallow, who is still alive, wanders into Elsa's ice palace stumbling as his legs are amputated, he steps onto Elsa's tiara, he picks it up, looks around then puts the tiara on his head which makes him smile and calms him down]



Kim: Rose, Her name is Anna.

Rose: Bedtime story called Moana.

Moana

Rose: [singing in foreign language]

Gramma: In the beginning, there was only ocean, until the Mother Island emerged. Te Fiti. Her heart held the greatest power ever known. It could create life itself. And Te Fiti shared it with the world. But in time some began to seek Te Fiti's heart. They believed if they could posses it, the great power of creation would be theirs. And one day...

[zapping]

[screeching]

Gramma: ...the most daring of them all voyaged across the vast ocean to take it. He was a demigod of the wind and sea.

[zapping]

Gramma: He was a warrior. A trickster.

[zapping]

Gramma: A shapeshifter who could change form with the power of his magical fish hook.

[zapping]

Gramma: And his name was Maui.

[chuckles]

[rumbling]

Gramma: But without her heart, Te Fiti began to crumble giving birth to a terrible darkness.

[thud]

[rumbling]

[yells]

[screeching]

Gramma: Maui tried to escape, but was confronted by another who sought the heart.

[rumbling]

Gramma: Te Kâ! A demon of earth and fire.

[rumbling]

[screeching]

Gramma: Maui was struck from the sky...

[bang]

Gramma: ...never to be seen again. And his magical fish hook and the heart of Te Fiti were lost to the sea. Where, even now, a thousand years later, Te Kâ and the demons of the deep still hunt for the heart. Hiding in a darkness that will continue to spread, chasing away our fish, draining the life from island after island, until every one of us is devoured by the bloodthirsty jaws of inescapable death!

[wailing]

[groaning]

[thud]

[clapping and chuckling]

Gramma: But one day, the heart will be found by someone who will journey beyond the reef, find Maui, deliever him across the great ocean to restore Te Fiti's heart and save us all.

Tui: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Thank you, Mother. That's enough.

Toddler Moana: Papa.

Tui: No one goes outside the reef. We are safe here. There is no darkness. There are no monsters.

Toddler: Monsters!

[all screaming]

Tui: There's no monsters, no monsters...

Toddler: It's the darkness!

Tui: No, there is nothing beyond our reef, but storms and rough seas.

Toddler: I'm gonna throw up.

Tui: As long as we stay on our very safe island, we'll be fine.

Gramma: The legends are true. Someone will have to go.

Tui: Mother, Motunui is a paradise. Who would want to go anywhere else?

[giggling]

[bird squawking]

[giggling]

[birds screeching]

[birds screeching]

[grunts]

[squawking]

Toddler Moana: Shoo, shoo! [yelling] [cooing] [exclaiming]

[ethereal whispering]

[soothing humming]

[giggling]

[grunts]

[singing in foreign language]

[exclaims]

[giggling]

[exhales]

[waves gushing]

[giggling]

[exclaims]

Tui: Moana!

[giggling]

[singing fades]

Tui: There you are, Moana. What are you doing? You scared me.

Toddler Moana: What? I wann's go back.

Tui: I know, I know. But you don't go out there. It's dangerous. Moana, come on. Let's go back to the village. You are the next great chief of our village of our people.

Sina: And you will do wonderous things, my little minnow.

Tui: Oh, yes. But first, you must learn where you're meant to be.

[grunting]

[music starts playing]

[♪ Christopher Jackson: Where You Are]

[children laughing]

Tui: ♪ Moana. Make way, make way. Moana, it's time you knew, the village of Motinui is all you need. The dancers are practicing. They dance to an ancient song. ♪

Men: ♪ Who needs a new song. This old one's all we need. ♪

Tui: ♪ This tradition is our mission. And Moana, there's so much to do. ♪

Chorus: ♪ Make way! ♪

Tui: ♪ Don't trip on the taro root. ♪

Chorus: ♪ That's all you need. ♪

Tui: ♪ We share everything we make! ♪

Chorus: ♪ We make! ♪

Tui: ♪ We joke and we weave our baskets. The fishermen come back from the sea. ♪

Toddler Moana: ♪ I wanna see. ♪

Tui: ♪ Don't walk away. Moana, stay on the ground now. Our people will need a chief, and there you are. ♪

Chorus: ♪ There you are! ♪

Tui: ♪ There comes a day, when you're gonna look around. And realize happiness is. ♪

Chorus: ♪ Where you are! ♪

Tui: ♪ Consider the coconut! ♪

All: ♪ The what! ♪

Tui: ♪ Consider its tree! ♪

All: ♪ We use each part of the coconut, it's all we need. ♪

Sina: ♪ We make our nests from the fibers, the water is sweet inside. We use the leaves to build fires. We cook up the meat inside. ♪

Tui: ♪ Consider the coconuts. The trunks and the leaves! ♪

All: ♪ The island gives us what we need. ♪

Moana: ♪ And no one leaves. ♪

Tui: ♪ That's right, we stay. We're safe we're well-provided. And when we look to the future. ♪

All: ♪ There you are! ♪

Tui: ♪ You'll be OK. In time you'll learn just as I did. ♪

All: ♪ You must find happiness right where you are. ♪

[giggling]

Gramma: ♪ I like to dance with the water, the undertow and the waves, the water is mischevious. Ha! I like it how it misbehaves. The village may think I'm crazy, or say that I drift too far. But once you know what you like. Well, there you are. You are your father's daughter, stubbornness and pride. Mind what he says to remember. You may hear a voice inside. And if the voice starts to whisper, to follow the farthest star. Moana, that voice inside is who you are. ♪

Tui: Uh-huh.

Moana: Dad! I was only looking at the boats. I wasn't gonna get on 'em.

Gramma: Mmm.

Tui: [sighs] Come on. There's something I need to show you. I've wanted to bring you here from the moment you opened your eyes. This is a sacred place. A place of Chiefs. That will come a time when you will stand on this peak and place a stone on this mountain. Like I did. Like my father did. And his father, and every chief that has ever been. And on that day, when you add your stone, you will raise this whole island together. You are the future of our people, Moana. And they are not out there. They are right here. It's time to be who they need you to be.

All: ♪ We make our nets from the fibers! We weave our nets from the fibers! The water is sweet inside! A real tasty treat inside! We use the leaves to build fires! We sing these songs in our choirs! We use the leaves to build fires! We sing these songs in our choirs! The village believes in us! The village believes! The island gives us what we need! ♪

Tui: ♪ And no one leaves! ♪

Moana: ♪ So here I'll stay! My home, my people beside me, and when I think of tomorrow. ♪

All: ♪ There we are! ♪

Moana: ♪ I'll lead the way! I'll have my people to guide me, we'll build our future together!♪

All: ♪ Where we are! ♪

Moana: ♪ 'Cause every path leads ya back to! ♪

All: ♪ Where you are! ♪

Moana: ♪ You can find happiness right! ♪

All: ♪ Where you are! Where you are! ♪

[water dripping]

Villager 1: And every storm, this roof leaks, no matter how many fromds I had.

Moana: Fixed! Not the fronds. [grunting] Wind shifted the post.

Villager 1: Ah!

Moana: Mmm! That's good pork!

[Pua grunting]

[whimpering]

Moana: Oh! I didn't mean... I wasn't... [clears throat] what? They're calling me, so I gotta... Bye!

[tapping]

Villager: Ow! Ow! Ow!

Moana: You're doing great.

Villager: Is it done yet? [continues screaming]

[tapping]

Moana: So close.

[yelping]

[drum beats playing]

Villager 3: I'm curious about that chicken eating the rock. He seems to lack the basic intelligence required for pretty much everything. Should we maybe just cook him?

Moana: Sometimes our strengths lie beneath the surface. Far beneath in some cases. But I'm sure there's more to Heihei than meets the eye.

[Heihei cawing]

[pecking]

Villager 2: It's the harvest. This morning, I was husking the coconuts and...

Moana: Well, we should clear the diseased trees and we will start a new grove. There.

Villager 2: Thanks, Moana. She's doing great.

Tui: This suits you.

Fisherman: Chief? [panting] There's something you need to see. Our traps in the east lagoon, they're pulling up less and less fish.

Moana: Then we'll rotate the fishing grounds.

Fisherman: Uh, we have. There's no fish.

Moana: Oh. Then we'll fish the far side of the island.

Fisherman: We tried.

Moana: The windward side.

Fisherman: And the leeward side, the shallows, the channel. We've tried the whole lagoon. They're just gone.

Tui: Have you tried using a different bait?

Fisherman: I don't think it's the bait. There's no fish. It seems like it's getting worse and worse.

Tui: Of course, I understand you have reason for concern. I will talk to the council. I'm sure we...

Moana: What if we fish beyond the reef?

Tui: No one goes beyond the reef.

Moana: I know. But if there are no fish in the lagoon...

Tui: Moana.

Moana: And there's a whole ocean.

Tui: We have one rule.

Moana: An old rule, when there were fish.

Tui: A rule that keeps us safe...

Moana: But Dad, I...

Tui: ...instead of endangering our people so you can run right back to the water.

[gasps]

[exhales]

[huffing]

Tui: Every time I think you're past this... No one goes beyond the reef!

[grunts]

Sina: Well, it's not like you said it in front of your dad. Standing on a boat.

Moana: I didn't say go beyond the reef, because I want to be on the ocean.

Sina: But you still do.

[Moana sighs]

Sina: He's hard on you because...

Moana: Because he doesn't get me.

Sina: Because he was you. Drawn to the ocean. Down by the shore. He took a canoe, Moana. He crossed the reef...

[thunder rumbling]

Sina: ...and found an unforgiving sea. Waves like mountains. His best friend begged to be on that boat. Your dad couldn't save him.

[yelling]

Sina: He's hoping he can save you. Sometimes who we wish we were, what we wish we could do, it's just not meant to be.

[♪ Auli'l Cravalho: How Far I'll Go]

Moana: ♪ I've been staring at the edge of the water. Long as I can remember. Never really knowing why. I wish I could be the perfect daughter, but I come back to the water. No matter how hard I try. Every turn I take, every trail I track, every path I make, every road leads back, to the place I know where I cannot go where I long to be. See the line where the sky meets the sea, it calls me. And no one knows, how far it goes. If the wind in my sail on the sea stays behind me. One day I'll know. If I go, there's just no telling, how far I'll go. I know everybody on this island seems so happy on this island. Everything is by design ♪

[squeals]

Moana: ♪ I know everybody on this island has a role on this island, so maybe I can roll with mine. I can lead witn pride, I can make us strong, I'll be satisfied, if I play along, but the voice inside, sings a different song, what is wrong with me? See the light as it shines on the sea, it's blinding. But no one knows! How deep it goes! And it seems like it's calling out to me, so come find me! And let me know! What's beyond that line? Will I cross that line? The line where the sky meets the sea, it calls me! And no one knows, how far it goes! If the wind in my sail on the sea stays behind me, one day I'll know! How far I'll go! ♪ Whoa.

[splashing]

[breathes deeply]

[Pua grunts]

Moana: We're OK, Pua. I can do this. [exhales] There's more fish beyond the reef. There's more beyond the reef.

[wind gushing]

[Pua squealing]

[grunts]

[splash]

Moana: Not so bad.

[wind whooshing]

[gasps]

[waves rumbling]

[grunting]

[Pua squealing frantically]

Moana: [gasps] Pua!

[waves rumbling]

[screaming]

[squealing]

[coughing]

[thud]

[gasping]

[grunting]

[gasping]

[coughing]

[Pua squealing]

[thud]

[Pua squealing]

[winces]

Gramma: Whatever just happened, blame it on the pig.

Moana: Gramma.

[winces]

Moana: Are you gonna tell Dad?

Gramma: I'm his mom. I don't have to tell him anything.

Moana: He was right. About going out there. It's time to put my stone on the mountain.

Gramma: OK. Well, then, head on back. Put that stone up there.

Moana: Why aren't you trying to talk me out of it?

Gramma: You said that's what you wanted. [Gramma humming]

Moana: It is.

Gramma: [Gramma humming] When I die, I'm going to come back as one of these. Or I chose the wrong tattoo.

Moana: Why are you acting weird?

Gramma: I'm the village crazy lady. That's my job

Moana: If there's something you want to tell me, just tell me! [nervously] Is there something you wanna tell me?

Gramma: Is there something you want to hear?

Moana: Oh... [panting]

Gramma: You've been told all our people's stories but one. [chuckles]

Moana: What is this place?

Gramma: Do you really think our ancestors stayed within the reef?

[rumbling]

[grunting]

[gasps]

[wind whooshing]

Gramma: Ooh!

Moana: What's in there?

Gramma: The answer to the question you keep asking yourself. Who are you meant to be? Go inside, bang the drum, and find out.

[water gushing]

Moana: [gasps] Whoa. Oh. [chuckles]

[water gushing]

[creaking]

[chanting in foreign language]

Moana: [echoing faintly] Bang the drum.

[drum beat echoing]

[drum beat echoing]

[drum beat echoing]

[gasps]

[drum beating]

[yelps]

[ethereal voices chanting]

[music starts playing]

[singing in foreign language]

Villager: ♪ We read the wind and the sky when the sun is high! We sail the length of the seas on the ocean breeze! At night we name every star we know where we are! We know who we are! Who we are! We set a course to find! A brand new island everywhere we roam! We keep our island in our mind! And when it's time to find home, we know the way! We are explorers reading every sign! We tell the stories of our elders in a never-ending chain! We know the way! ♪

[music stops]

Moana: [gasps] We were voyagers. We were voyagers! We were voyagers! We were voyagers! We were voyagers! Why'd we stop?

Gramma: Maui. When he stole from the Mother Island, darkness fell. Te Kâ awoke. Monsters lurked and boats stopped coming back. To protect our people, the ancient chiefs forbid voyaging. And now we have forgotton who we are. And the darkness has continued to spread, chasing away ouf fish, draining the life from island after island.

Moana: Our island.

Gramma: But, one day, someone will journey beyond our reef, find Maui, deliever him across the great ocean to restore the heart of Te Fiti. I was there that day. The ocean chose you.

[chanting in foreign language]

Moana: I thought it was a dream.

[splashing]

[yelps]

Gramma: Nope! Our ancestors believed Maui lies there, at the bottom of this hook. Follow it, and you will find him.

Moana: But why would it choose me? I don't even know how to make it past the reef. But I know who does!

[grunts]

[breathes deeply]

Villager 1: The crops are turning black.

Villager 2: What about the fish?

Villager 3: This is happening all over the island.

Tui': Please, please, settle down.

Villager 1: What are you going to do?

Tui: We will dig new fields. We will find a way to--

Moana: We can stop the darkness! Save our island! There's a carvern of boats. Huge canoes. We can take them, find Maui, make him restore the heart. We were voyagers! We can voyage again! You told me to help our people. This is how we help our people. Dad? What are you doing?

Tui: I should've burned those boats a long time ago!

Moana: No! Don't! We have to find Maui. We have to restore the heart!

Tui: There is no heart! This-- This is just a rock!

Moana: No! [breathing rapidly]

[horn blowing]

Villager 1: Chief! It's your mother!

[gasps]

[breathing rapidly]

[gasps]

Tui: Mother... [sighs] What can be done?

[villagers talking indistinctly]

Gramma: [weakly] Go.

Moana: Gramma...

Gramma: Go.

Moana: Not now. I can't.

Gramma: You must! The ocean chose you. Follow the fish hook.

Moana: Gramma...

Gramma: And when you find Maui, you grab him by the ear. You say, "I am Moana of Motunui. You will board my boat, sail across the sea, and restore the heart of Te Fiti."

Moana: [voice breaking] I- I can't leave you.

Gramma: There is nowhere you could go that I won't be with you.

[whimpering]

[breathing heavily]

Gramma: Go!

[faint chanting in foreign language]

Moana: ♪ There's a line where the sky meets the sea and it calls me! But no one knows how far it goes! All that time wondering where I need to be is behind me! I'm on my own to worlds unknown! Every turn I take, every trail I track, is a choice I make, now I can't turn back for the great unknown, where I go alone where I long to be! See her light up the night in the sea she calls me! And yes, I know that I can go! There's a moon in the sky and the wind is behind me! Soon I'll know how far I'll go! ♪ [grunting]

[splashing]

Moana: [breathing heavily] I am Moana of Motunui. You will board my boat, sail across the sea and restore the heart of Te Fiti. [grunting] I am Moana...

[thudding]

Moana: of Motu--

[thudding continues]

Moana: ...nui.

[thudding continues]

[thud]

[yelps]

Moana: Heihei?

[Heihei clucking]

[cawing loudly]

[cawing stops]

[cawing loudly]

[cawing stops]

[caws and stops again]

Moana: It's OK. You're all right. See? There we go. Nice water. The ocean is a friend of mine.

[clucking]

[splash]

Moana: Heihei?

[muffled clucking]

Moana: Heihei!

[cawing]

[gasps]

[yelling]

[yelling]

[clucking]

Moana: Stay.

[thud]

[clucking]

Moana: OK. Next stop, Maui.

[fluttering]

[gasps]

[grunting]

[creaking]

Moana: I am Moana of Motunui. You will board my boat... [grunts] ...sail across the sea, and restore the heart of Te Fiti.

[Heihei clucking]

Moana: [mumbling] I am Moana of Motu... [snoring]

[whack]

Moana: Board my boat! [breathing heavily] Oh, no. [groaning in frustration]

[splashing]

Moana: No, no, no! [yelling]

[splashing]

[gasping]

[clucking]

Moana: Ocean, can I get a little help?

[thunder rumbling]

[lightning crackling]

Moana: No, no. Please. Come on! [choking]

[rain falling]

[yelling]

[thunder rumbling]

Moana: Help me! Please!

[thunder rumbling]

[screams]

[thunder rumbling]

[waves splashing]

[clucking]

[caws in alarm]

[thud]

[Heihei cawing]

[gags and coughs]

Moana: [gasps] Whew! Um... [yelling] What? I said help me. And wrecking my boat? Not helping. Fish pee in you all day! So... [grunting]

[Heihei clucking]

[thudding]

[clucking]

Moana: What... [gasps] Maui?

[splashing]

[stomping]

Moana: [gasps] Maui!

[cawing]

Moana: Maui, demigod of the wind and sea, I am Moana of Motunui. You will board my boat. No. You will board my boat. Yeah. I am Moana of Motunui. You will board my...

Maui: Boat! A boat! The gods have given me a... [screaming]

[groaning]

[Moana clears throat]

Maui: Hmm?

[creaking]

Moana: Maui, shapeshifter, demigod of the wind and sea, I am Moana of...

Maui: Hero of men.

Moana: What?

Maui: It's actually, Maui, shapeshifter, demigod of the wind and sea, hero of men. I interrupted. From the top. Hero of men. Go.

Moana: I am...

Maui: Sorry, sorry, sorry. And women. Men and women. Both. All. Not a guy, girl thing. You know, Maui is a hero to all. You're doing great. [clicks tongue]

Moana: What? No! I'm here to...

Maui: Of course. Yes, yes, yes. Maui always has time for his fans. [Maui humming]

[Heihei clucking]

Maui: When you use a bird to write with, it's called tweeting.

[cawing]

Maui: [chuckles] I know, not every day you get a chance to meet your hero.

[whacking]

[groaning]

Moana: You are not my hero. And I'm not here so you can sign my oar! I'm here 'cause you stole the heart of Te Fiti! And you will board my boat, and sail across the sea and put it back!

Maui: Um... Yeah, it almost sounded like you don't like me which is impossible beacause I got stuck here for a thousand years trying to get the heart as a gift for you mortals. So you could have the power to create life itself. Yeah. So, what I believe you were trying to say is "Thank you."

Moana: "Thank you?"

Maui: You're welcome.

Moana: What? No, no, no! I didn't... I wasn't... Why would I ever say that? I mean...

Maui: [chuckles] OK, OK.

[♪ Dwayne Johnson: You're Welcome]

Maui: ♪ I see what's happening, yeah. You're face to face with greatness and it's strange. You don't even know how you feel. It's adorable. Well it's nice to see that humans never change. Open your eyes, let's begin. Yes, it's really me. It's Maui, breathe it in. I know it's a lot, the hair, the bod! When you're staring at a demigod! What can I say except you're welcome! For the tides, the sun, the sky! Hey, it's OK, it's OK, you're welcome! I'm just an ordinary demiguy! Hey! What has two thumbs and pulled up the sky? When you were wadding yay high? This guy! When the night gets cold, who stole you fire from down below? You're looking at him, yo! Oh, also I lassoed the sun. You're welcome! To stretch your days and bring you fun! Also I harnessed the breeze, you're welcome! To fill your sails and shake your trees. So what can I say except you're welcome! For the islands I pulled from the sea! There's no need to pray it's OK, you're welcome! Ha! I guess it's just my way of being me! You're welcome! You're welcome! Well, come to think of it! Kid, honestly I could go on and on I could explain every natural phenomenon! The tide, the grass, the ground! Oh that was Maui just messing around! I killed an eel, I buried its guts, sprouted a tree now you got coconuts! What's the lesson? What is the take away? Don't mess with Maui when he's on a breakaway! And the tapestry here on my skin, is a map of the victories I win! Look where I've been I make everything happen! Look at that Mean Mini-Maui just tickety tappin'! Ha ha ha ha ha ha hey! Well anyway let me say you're welcome! ♪

Chorus: ♪ You're welcome! ♪

Maui: ♪ For the wonderful world you know! Hey, it's OK, it's OK, you're welcome! ♪

Chorus: ♪ You're welcome! ♪

Maui: ♪ Well come to think of it, I gotta go! Hey it's your day to say you're welcome! ♪

Chorus: ♪ You're welcome! ♪

Maui: ♪ 'Cause I'm gonna need that boat! I'm sailing away away, you're welcome! ♪

Chorus: ♪ You're welcome! ♪

Maui: ♪ 'Cause Maui can do everything but float! You're welcome! ♪

Chorus: ♪ You're welcome! ♪

Maui: ♪ You're welcome! ♪

Moana: Huh?

Maui: And thank you!

[thud]

Moana: [yelling] Hey! Let me out! You lying, slimy son of a...

Maui: [humming] ♪ You're welcome. ♪ [laughs] ♪ You're so welcome. ♪ [humming]

[creaking]

[whack]

Maui: [yelps] No. I'm not going to Te Fiti with some kid. I'm going to get my hook. You have yours and I'm not Maui without me. OK, talk to the back. [humming]

[squawking]

Maui: Boat snack.

[screaming]

Moana: [yelps] [grunts] [breathing rapidly] Eh?

[wind whooshing]

[grunting]

[rumbling]

[thud]

Maui: Good riddance, you filthy pile of pebbles. Oh, no, no, no. Don't look at me like that. It's a beautiful cave. She's gonna love it. And I'm going to love you in ma belly. Now, let's fatten you up, drumstick.

[clucking]

[grunting]

[screaming]

[splashing]

Maui: I could watch that all day. OK. Enjoy the island. Maui, out.

Moana: No! Stop! Hey! You have to put back the heart! [coughing] [exclaims]

[splashing]

[clucks]

Maui: Did not see that coming.

[whack]

Moana: I am Moana of Motunui. This is my canoe and you will journey to-- [yelps]

[splash]

Maui: All right, get over it. We gotta move.

[splash]

Maui: And she's back.

Moana: I am Moana of Motunui... [yelps]

[splash]

[splash]

Maui: [sighs] It was Moana, right?

Moana: Yes. And you will restore the heart! [shouts]

[splash]

[sighs]

[whack]

[thud]

Maui: All right. I'm out.

[splash]

[thud]

Moana: Oh, come on!

[splashing]

[spitting]

Moana: What is your problem? Are you afraid of it?

Maui: No! No. [chuckles nervously] I'm not afraid.

[teeth chattering]

Maui: Stay out of it or you're sleeping in my armpit. You, stop it. That is not a heart. It is a curse. The second I took it, I got blasted outta the sky and I lost my hook. Get it away from me.

Moana: Get this away?

Maui: Hey, hey, hey! I'm a demigod, OK? Stop that. I will smite you! You wanna get smote? Smotten? [grunting] Listen, that thing doesn't give you power to create life, it's a homing beacon of death. If you don't put it away, bad things are gonna come for it.

Moana: Come for this? The heart? You mean this heart right here?

Maui: Don't, you can't raise your voice like that!

Moana: Come and get it!

Maui: [Maui shushing] You are gonna get us killed!

Moana: No, I'm gonna get us to Te Fiti, so you can put it back. Thank you. You're welcome.

[arrow whooshing by]

[Heihei cawing]

Moana: Huh?

[clucking]

Maui: Kakamora.

Moana: Kaka-what?

Maui: Murdering little pirates. Wonder what they're here for.

[popping]

Moana: They're kinda cute.

[beating the drums]

Moana: Ocean! Do something! Help us!

Maui: The ocean doesn't help you, you help yourself! Tighten the halyard. Bind the stays! You can't sail?

Moana: I, uh... I am self-taught.

[drums beating loudly]

[growling]

Moana: Can't you shapeshift or something?

Maui: Do you see my hook? No magic hook, no magic powers!

[gasping]

[yelps]

[clucking]

Maui: Whoa!

[clucking]

[grunting]

[rhythmic drumbeats]

Moana: Their boat is turning into more boats!

[horn blowing]

[horn blowing]

[grunting]

[splash]

Moana: Yep, I just did that.

[thud]

[yelling]

[thunk]

[yelps]

[grunting]

[clucks]

Moana: No, no! Heihei!

[clucks]

[thud]

[grunting]

[grunting]

Moana: Maui! They took the heart!

[muffled cawing]

Maui: That's a chicken.

Moana: The heart is in the... [frustrated grunting] We have to get him back! [yelling] Maui!

Maui: Cheeeehoooo!

[creaking]

[grunting]

[drumbeats]

[cheering]

Moana: There! Right there! You're turning? What are you doing?

Maui: Uh, escaping!

Moana: The heart.

Maui: Forget it! You'll never get it back! Besides, you got a better one. Hey! What am I gonna steer with? They're just gonna kill ya.

Moana: Coconuts.

[screeching]

[thud]

[grunting]

[clucking]

[grunts]

[thud]

[grunting]

[thud]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[groans]

[clucks]

Moana: Got it!

[growling]

Moana: Hey!

[grunting]

[crashing]

Moana: Yeah! [screams with excitement] We did it! [Moana laughing]

Maui: Congratulations on not being dead, girlie. You surprise me. But I'm still not taking that thing back. You wanna get to Te Fiti you gotta go through a whole ocean of bad. Not to mention Te Kâ. Lava monster? Ever defeat a lava monster?

Moana: No. Have you?

Maui: [grunts] [grunts] I'm not going on a suicide mission with some mortal. You can't restore that heart without me and me says no.

[Heihei clucks]

Maui: I'm getting my hook. End of discussion.

[sighs]

Moana: You'd be a hero. That's what you're all about, right?

Maui: Little girl, I am a hero.

Moana: Maybe you were. But now, now you're just the guy who stole the heart of Te Fiti. The guy who cursed the world. You're no one's hero.

Maui: [scoffs] No one?

[clucks]

[ocean rumbling]

Moana: But... put this back, save the world, you'd be everyone's hero.

[heartbeats]

[whispered cheering]

Moana: [Moana whispering] Maui! Maui! Maui! You're so amazing!

Maui: We'd never make it without my hook. Not past Te Kâ.

Moana: Then we get your hook. We get your hook, take out Te Kâ, restore the heart. Unless you don't wanna be Maui, demigod of the wind and sea. Hero to all?

Maui: First, we get my hook.

Moana: Then save the world. Deal?

Maui: Deal?

[yelps]

[splash]

Maui: Worth a shot. OK, we go east. To the lair of Tamatoa. If anyone has my hook, it's that beady-eyed bottom-feeder.

[grunts]

[splashing]

Moana: Teach me to sail.

[blows raspberry]

Moana: My job is to delieve Maui across the great ocean. I should... [grunts] I should be sailing.

Maui: It's called wayfinding, princess. And it's not just sails and knots, it's seeing where you're going in your mind. Knowing where you are by knowing where you've been.

Moana: OK, first, I'm not a princess. I am the daughter of the chief.

Maui: Same difference.

Moana: No.

Maui: If you wear a dress, and you have an animao sidekick, you're a princess. You are not a wayfinder. You will never be a wayfinder, you will never be a... [winces] [groans]

[thud]

Maui: Really? Blow dart in my butt cheek?

[thud]

Maui: You are a bad person.

Moana: If you can talk, you can teach. Wayfinding. [grunting] Lesson one. Hit it.

Maui: [groans] Pull the sheet. Not the sheet. No. Nope. Nope. No. Tried that one already. You're measuring the stars, not giving the sky a high-five. If the current's warm, you're going the right way.

Moana: It's cold. Wait, it's getting warmer. [gasps] Aah! That is disgusting! What is wrong with you?

[Maui chuckles]

[thud]

Moana: [groans] [gasps] We're here? See, told you I could do it! Motunui? I'm home?

Tui: Moana!

Moana: Dad?

Sina: Moana!

[rumbling]

Moana: Mom?

Tui: Help!

Moana: No!

Tui: Moana!

[gasps]

Maui: Enjoy your beauty rest? You know, a real wayfinder never sleeps, so they actually get where they need to go.

[gasps]

Maui: Muscle up, buttercup. We're here.

Moana: You're sure this guy's gonna have your hook?

Maui: Tamatoa? Oh, he'll have it. He's a scavenger. Collects stuff. Think it makes him look cool. Ah! And for Tamatoa, trust me, my hook is the coolest collectible.

[clucking]

Moana: And he lives up there?

[bird screeching]

Maui: [Maui chuckles] No, no, no. That's just the entrance, to, um, Lalotai.

Moana: [gasps] Lalotai? [loudly] Realm of monsters? [clears her throat] We're going to the realm of monsters?

Maui: [chuckles] We? No. Me. You are gonna stay here with the other chicken. [clucking]

[Heihei clucking]

Maui: [Maui laughing] That's what I'm talking about. Gimmie some. Come on. That was a good one. How do you not get it? I called her a chicken, there's a chicken on the boat. I know she's human, but that's not the... You know what? Forget it. Forget it! I'm not explaining it to you. 'Cause the it's not funny.

[clucking]

[squawking]

Maui: [grunting] Hmm?

[Moana grunting]

[groans]

Maui: So, daughter of the Chief, I thought you stayed in the village. You know, kissing babies and things. Hey, I'm just trying to understand why your people decided to send... How do I phrase this? You.

Moana: My people didn't send me. The ocean did.

Maui: The ocean? Makes sense. You're what, eight? Can't sail. Obvious choice.

Moana: It chose me for a reason.

Maui: If the ocean's so smart, why didn't it just take the heart back to Te Fiti itself? Or bring me my hook? The ocean's straight up hooky-dooks. But I'm sure it's not wrong about you. You're the Chosen One!

Moana: [grunts] [gasps] The ocean chose you for a reason.

Maui: If you start singing, I'm gonna throw up.

Moana: So, not seeing an enterance.

Maui: Yes, because it only appears after a human sacrifice.

[gasps]

Maui: Kidding. [laughs] So serious. [blowing]

[whooshing]

[coughing]

[shouting in foreign language]

[thud]

[creaking]

[gasping]

[gasping]

Maui: Don't worry, it's a lot farther down than it looks. Cheeeehoooo! I am still falling!

[water splashes]

Moana: You can do this. Go!

[thud]

[splashing]

[splashing]

[grunts]

[thud]

Maui: And he sticks the landing. Huh? What? Dum-dum, she's not even here. No mortal's gonna jump into the realm of... Huh?

[whack]

[thud]

[yelps]

[grunting]

Maui: Well, she's dead. OK, let's get my hook.

[gurgling]

[screaming]

[crunch]

[yelps]

[thud]

Moana: Ew! Ew, ew, ew, ew. [panting] [yelps]

[monsters screeching]

[screeching]

[gasps]

[screeching]

[panting]

[gasps]

[creature growling]

[shouts]

[growling]

Moana: [yelps] Maui's fishhook!

Maui: Yeah!

[whack]

Moana: [gasps] Sorry! I thought you were a monster... But I found your hook. And, you're right, this Tamatoa guy really likes his treasure.

Maui: Stay.

Moana: What? No. I'm the one who found...

Maui: Listen. For a thousand years, I've only been thinking of keeping this hair silky, getting my hook and being awesome again. And it's not getting screwed up by a mortal who has no business inside of a monster cave, except... Except maybe as bait.

Moana: Huh?

[drumbeat]

Moana: Wow! The shiny, glittery cave. And just like me it is covered in sparkly treasure. Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle.

Maui: You're not selling it!

Moana: [whispers] This is stupid! I'm just gonna walk up and get it!

Maui: You go up there, he will kill you. Just stick to the plan.

[beating the makeshift drum]

Maui: Oh, when he shows up, keep him distracted. Make him talk about himself. He loves bragging about how great he is.

Moana: You two must get along swell.

Maui: No, not since I ripped off his leg.

Moana: You ripped off his... Maui?

[rumbling]

[gasping]

[screaming]

Tamatoa: [laughing] What have we here?

[gasping]

Tamatoa: It's a sparkly, shiny... Wait a minute.

[yelps]

Tamatoa: Ugh! It's a human! What are you doing down here, in the realm of the mons-- Just pick an eye, babe. I can't-- I can't concentrate on what I'm saying if you keep... Yeah, pick one, pick one! You're a funny funny-looking little thing, aren't you?

Moana: Don't! That's my gramma's!

Tamatoa: [in mocking voice] "That's my gramma's!" I ate my Gramma! And it took a week, 'cause she was absolutely humongous! Why are you here?

[grunting]

Moana: 'Cause you're amazing! And we mortals have heard of the tale of the crab who became a legend! And I just had to know how you became so crabulous?

Tamatoa: Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because if you are, I will gladly do so!

Moana: Huh?

Tamatoa: In song form!

[♪ Jamie Clement: Shiny]

Tamatoa: ♪ Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam, I was a drab little crab once. Now I know I can be happy as a clam. Because I'm beautiful, baby. And did you granny say listen to your heart. Be you are on the inside. I need three words to tear her argument apart your granny lied! I'd rather be shiny! Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck! Scrub the deck! And make it look shiny! I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck! Just a sec! Don't ya know. Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb they chase anything that glitters, beginners. Oh, and here they come, come, come to the brightest thing that glitters! Mm, fish dinners! I just love free food, and you look like seafood! ♪

Moana: No!

Maui: Hey, crab cake! I'm back. It's Maui Time!

[gasps]

Maui: What do you say, little buddy?

[screeching]

Maui: Giant hawk? Coming up! Cheeeehoooo! Cheeeehoooo!

[zapping]

[gasps]

Tamatoa: ♪ Well, well, well. Little Maui's having trouble with his look, ya little semi-demi-mini-god. Ouch! What a terrible performance! Get the hook, get it? You don't swing it like you used to, man. Yet I have to give you credit for my start! And your tattoos on the outside for just like you I made myself a work of art! I'll never hide! I can't, I'm too shiny! Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough! Strut my stuff! My stuff is too shiny! Send your armies, but they'll never be enough! My shell's too tough, Maui, man! You can try, try, try, but you can't expect a demigod. To beat a decapod. Look it up. You will die, die, die, now it's time for me to take apart, your achin' heart. Far from the ones who abandoned you chasing the love of these humans who made you feel wanted. You tried to be tough, but your armor's just not hard enough! Maui! Now it's time to kick your heinie! Ever see someone so shiny! Soak it in, 'cause it's the last you'll ever see! C'est la vie mon ami! I'm so shiny! Now I eat you so prepare your final plea, just for me! You'll never be quite as shiny, you wish you were nice and shiny! ♪

[grunting]

Moana: Hey!

Maui: Huh?

Moana: I got something shiny for ya!

[spitting]

[grunting]

Tamatoa: The heart of Te Fiti. You can't run from me! Oh, you can. You keep surprising me.

[grunting]

Tamatoa: There's only so far you can get on those two little legs!

[yells]

Tamatoa: [laughing] The power of creation for a crustacean! Where is it? Where is it?

Moana: We gotta go!

Maui: What about the heart?

Moana: He can have it. I've got a better one.

Tamatoa: [laughing] Yes, I have the... Wait a minute. Argh! I see, she's taken a barnacle and she's covered it in bioluminescent algae as a diversion. [shattering]

[grunting]

[rumbling]

Tamatoa: Come back here!

[grunting]

[growling]

[splashing]

[thud]

Maui: Cheeeehoooo!

Tamatoa: Hey! Hey! Did you like the song?

[both yelling]

[zapping]

[screaming]

[thudding]

Moana: We're alive! We're alive! [gasps]

Maui: Listen, I appreciate what you did down there.

Moana: Mm-hmm.

Maui: Took guts.

Moana: Mm-hmm.

Maui: But...

Moana: Mm-hmm.

Maui: I'm sorry. I'm trying to be sincere for once, and it feels like you're distracted.

Moana: No, no. [blowing raspberrry] No way!

Maui: Really? Because you're looking at me like I have a... [gasps] [sighs] ...shark head.

Moana: [chuckles] What? Do you have a shark head?

Maui: Look, the point is for a little girl, child, thing, whatever, who had no business being down there, you did me a solid. But you also almost died. And I couldn't even beat that dumb crab. So, chances of beating Te Kâ? Bupkis. We're never making it to Te Fiti. This mission is cursed.

Moana: It's not cursed.

Maui: Shark head.

Moana: [grunting] It is not cursed.

[zapping]

[groans]

[zapping]

[chuckles]

[thud]

Maui: [groans] Cursed.

[grunts]

Maui: ♪ What can I say except we're dead soon. We're dead soon. ♪

Moana: Can you at least try?

Maui: Giant hawk.

[zapping]

[thud]

Maui: ♪ Hey, it's OK, it's OK, we're dead soon. ♪

Moana: All right, break time's over. Get up.

Maui: Why? Are you gonna give me a speech? Tell me I can beat Te Kâ 'cause I'm "Maui?" Take a hike, Tiny.

Moana: How do you get your tattoos?

Maui: They show up. When I earn them.

Moana: How'd you earn that one? What's that for?

Maui: That's man's discovery of Nunya.

Moana: What's Nunya?

Maui: Nunya business.

[tapping]

Moana: I'll just keep asking.

[tapping]

Moana: What's it for?

Maui: You need to stop doing that.

[tapping]

Maui: Back off.

Moana: Just tell me what it is.

Maui: I said back off.

Moana: Is it why your hook's not working?

[grunting]

[splashing]

Moana: [gasps] You don't want to talk, don't talk. You wanna throw me off the boat, throw me off. You wanna tell me I don't know what I'm doing, I know I don't. I have no idea why the ocean chose me. You're right. But my island is dying, so I am here. It's just me and you. And I want to help but I can't, if you don't let me. [sighs]

Maui: I wasn't born a demigod. I had human parents. They, uh... They took one look and decided they don't want me. They threw me into the sea, like I was... nothing. Somehow, I was found by the gods. They gave me the hook. They made me Maui. And back to the humans I went. I gave them islands, fire, coconuts. [chuckles] Anything they could ever want.

Moana: You took the heart for them. You did everything for them. So they'd love you.

Maui: It was... never enough.

Moana: Maybe the gods found you for a reason. Maybe the ocean brought you to them because it saw someone who worthly of being saved. But the gods aren't the ones who make you Maui. You are.

Maui: Hmm? OK, OK. [chuckles] I love you, too, buddy.

[upbeat chanting]

[singing in foreign language]

[zapping]

[singing continues]

[zapping]

[clucking]

[splashing]

[gasps]

[chuckles]

[zapping]

[splashing]

[zapping]

[splashing]

Maui: Cheeeehoooo!

[singing continues]

[zapping]

[rumbling]

[screeching]

Moana: Yeah!

[zapping]

Moana: Hmm?

[splashing]

[laughing]

[both chuckle]

[splash]

Moana: Next stop, Te Fiti.

[singing continues]

[singing fades]

Moana: What?

Maui: I figured it out. You know, the ocean used to love when I pulled up islands 'cause your ancestors would sail her seas and find 'em. All those new lands, new villages. It was the water that connected 'em all. And if I were the ocean, I think I'd be looking for a curly-haired non-princess to start that again.

Moana: That is literally the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Probably should have saved it for Te Fiti.

Maui: I did. Moana of Motunui, I believe you have officialy delivered Maui across the great sea. [imitating cheering in a low voice] [cheering in a low voice] Moana! Moana! Moana! You're so amazing!

[chuckles]

Maui: It's time.

[rumbling]

Moana: Go save the world.

Maui: Cheeeehoooo!

[zapping]

[screeching]

[rumbling]

[crackling]

[gasps]

[grunts]

[lightening crackling]

[gasps]

[roaring]

[groans]

Moana: [yells] Maui!

[grunts]

[whacks]

[groans]

[screaming]

[splashing]

[screaming]

[panting]

[rumbling]

Maui: What are you doing?

Moana: Finding you a better way in.

Maui: We won't make it.

Moana: Yes, we will!

Maui: Turn around!

Moana: No!

Maui: Moana, stop!

Moana: No!

[growling]

[zapping]

[both screaming]

[gasps]

[Heihei clucks]

[groans]

Moana: Are you OK? Maui?

[crackling]

Maui: I told you to turn back.

Moana: I thought we could make it.

Maui: We?

Moana: I thought I could make it. We can fix it.

Maui: It was made by the gods. You can't fix it!

Moana: Next time we'll be more careful. Te Kâ was stuck on the barrier islands. It's lava, it can't go in water. We can find a way around.

Maui: I'm not going back.

Moana: We still have to restore the heart.

Maui: My hook is cracked. One more hit, and it's over.

Moana: Maui, you have to restore the heart.

Maui: Without my hook, I am nothing.

Moana: That's not true!

Maui: [yells] Without my hook, I am nothing!

[shuddering]

Moana: We‘re only here because you stole the heart in the first place.

Maui: No, we're here because the ocean told you you're special and you believed it.

Moana: [loudly] I am Moana of Motunui. You will board my boat...

Maui: Goodbye, Moana.

Moana: ...sail scross the sea...

Maui: I'm not killing myself, so you can prove yourself you're something you're not!

Moana: ...and restore the heart of Te Fiti! The ocean chose me!

Maui: They chose wrong.

[zapping]

[screeching]

Moana: Maui! Why did you bring me here? I'm not the right person. You have to choose someone else. Choose someone else. Please. [sobbing] [cries] [whispers] No.

Gramma: You're a long ways past the reef.

Moana: Gramma?

Gramma: Guess I chose the right tattoo.

Moana: Gramma! I tried, Gramma. I couldn't do it.

Gramma: It's not your fault. I never should have put so much on your shoulders. If you are ready to go home, I will be with you. Why do you hesitate?

Moana: I don't know.

Gramma: ♪ I know a girl from an island, she stands apart from the crowd. She loves the sea ane her people, she makes her whole family proud. Sometimes the world seems against you, the journey may leave a scar. But scars can heal and reveal just where you are. The people you love will change you the things you have learned will guide you. And nothing on earth can silence. The quiet voice still inside you. And when that voice starts to whisper, Moana, you've come so far. Moana, listen. Do you know who you are? ♪

Moana: ♪ Who am I? I am a girl who loves my island, and the girl who lives the sea, it calls me. I am the daughter of the village chief, we are descended from voyagers. Who found their way across the world. They call me! I've delivered to us where we are, I have journeyed farther! I am everything I've learned and more, still it calls me! And the call isn't out there it all, it's inside me! It's like the tide, always falling and rising! I will carry you here in my heart, you remind me! That come what may, I know the way! I am Moana! ♪

[singing in foreign language]

[singing ends]

Moana: [gasping] [grunts] I am Moana of Motunui. Aboard my boat I will sail across the sea and restore the heart of Te Fiti.

[splashing]

Moana: Te Kâ can't follow us into the water. We make it past the barrier islands, we make it to Te Fiti. None of which you understand, because you are a chicken.

[clucking]

[rumbling]

[roaring]

[grunting]

[screeches in pain]

[rumbling]

[splashing]

[grunting]

[growling]

[gasping]

[grunting]

[growling]

[rumbling]

[yelps]

[splashing]

Moana: No!

[clucks]

Moana: Heihei! No, no, no! Nice work!

[rumbling]

[splashing]

Moana: Te Fiti.

[roaring]

[screaming]

[splash]

[coughing]

[grunting]

[growling]

[yelps]

[eagle screeching]

[crackling]

Moana: Maui!

[zapping]

[grunting]

Moana: [Moana chuckles] You came back.

[chuckles]

Moana: But your hook. One more hit and...

Maui: Te Kâ's gotta catch me first.

[Te Kâ roaring]

Maui: I got your back, Chosen One. Go save the world.

Moana: Maui. Thank you.

Maui: You're welcome. Cheeeehoooo!

[zapping]

[growling]

[zapping]

[whale groans]

[screaming]

[crunching]

[zapping]

[grunting]

[growling]

Maui: Hot-hot-hot, hot-hot-hot! [screaming]

[zapping]

[growling]

[zapping]

[roaring]

[lightening crackling]

Maui: Hey, Te Kâ! Shark head!

[gasps]

Maui: Cheeeehoooo!

[screeching]

[groans]

[rumbling]

[roaring]

Maui: Moana!

[explosion]

[screams]

[gasping]

Maui: Get the heart to the spiral!

[rumbling]

[grunting]

[crackling]

[yelling]

[explosion]

[yelps]

[thud]

Moana: Te Fiti, it's gone.

[growling]

Maui: Te Kâ! [shoting in foreign language]

[roaring]

Moana: Let her come to me.

[rumbling]

[roaring]

[singing in foreign language]

Moana: ♪ I have crossed the horizon to find you, I know your name. They have stolen the heart inside you, but this does not define you. This is not who you are, you know who you are. Who you truly are. ♪ Te Fiti!

[chanting in foreign language]

[gasps]

[Heihei screeching]

Maui: The chicken lives.

[clucking]

Moana: I'm sorry about your hook.

Maui: Well, hook, no hook, I'm Maui.

[rumbling]

[both gasp]

Maui: [gasps] Te Fiti! [laughing sheepishly] Hey, I mean, how you been? [clears throat] Look, what I did was wrong. I have no excuse. I'm sorry. [gasps] [muffled excitement]

Moana: You know, it'd be rude to refuse a gift from a goddess.

Maui: Cheeeehoooo! Thank you. Your kind gesture is deeply appreciated. Chehoo.

[zapping]

[rustling]

[clucking]

[thud]

Maui: Gonna miss you, drumstick.

Moana: You could come with us, you know. My people are going to need a master wayfinder.

Maui: They already have one.

Moana: [chuckles] See you out there, Maui.

Maui: See you out there, Moana.

[zapping]

Maui: Cheeeehoooo!

[gasps]

Moana: Mom! Dad!

Sina: Moana!

Moana: I may have gone a little ways past the reef.

Tui: [chuckles] It suits you.

Villager 1: She's back!

Villager 2: Moana!

[Pua squealing]

Moana: Pua! Oh! [laughs]

Villager 1: Moana!

[clucking]

Villager 2: Welcome home!

[clucking]

[villagers cheering]

[singing in foreign language]

Villager: ♪ We set a course to find! A brand new island everywhere we roam! We keep our island in our mind! And when it's time to find home, we know the way! We are explorers reading every sign! We tell the stories of our elders in a never-ending chain! We know the way! ♪

Tamatoa: ♪ Shiny. I'm so shiny. ♪ Didn't help me though, did it? Still upside down here. Just need a little push. [groans] Can we be real? If my name was Sebastian and I had a cool Jamacian accent, you'd totally help me. You would. You know you would.

Joy: Hi little Flora, Hi little Lily, Hi Little Elsa, Hi little Pollyanna, Hi little Hugo, Hi little Anna, Time have a Joyful Memories.

Baby Pollyanna: (Wakes up)

Joy: Hi little Pollyanna, you woke up, My little Joyful Baby Pollyanna.



Inside Out

[The movie starts off]

Scene 1: Golden Days

Joy: [voice-over] "Do you ever look at someone and wonder, what is going on inside their head? Well, I know. Well, I know Riley’s head."

[we see Riley as a new born baby, we then see inside her mind where Joy is formed]

Joy: [voice-over] "And there she was." [Joy watches Riley’s parents through Riley’s eyes]

Mom: "Hello. Riley."

Dad: "Oh, look at you. Aren’t you a little bundle of joy."

[Joy sees an orb being form with the memory of her looking up at her parents]

Joy: "Whoa."

[She puts the core memory back and it lights up headquarters.]

Joy: [voice-over] "It was amazing. Just Riley and me forever."

[Suddenly Baby Riley begins crying]

Joy: [voice-over] "Er, for 33 seconds."

[in Riley’s mind we see Sadness standing next to Joy touching the control console]

Sadness: "I’m Sadness."

[She extends her hand to Joy and they shake hands]

Joy: "Oh, hello. I’m Joy, so. Can I just, if you could…I just want to fix that."

[Joy tries to push Sadness out of the way of the control console]

Joy: "Thanks."

Joy: [voice-over] "And that was just the beginning. Headquarters only got more crowded from there."

Scene 2: Playtime/Suppertime

[We see Riley a few years older running around her house playing, while in her mind there is Fear, Joy and Sadness]

Fear: "Very nice. Okay, looks like you got this. Very good. Whoa, sharp turn…! no, look out, no!"

[He pushes Joy out of the control console to take over]

Joy: [voice-over] "That’s Fear. He’s really good at keeping Riley safe."

[We see Riley hesitate as she reaches a lamps electric cord lying on the ground]

Fear: "Easy. Easy. Ahh. Hop it!"

[Riley carefully places her feet over the cord to avoid tripping on it]

Fear: "Oh, we’re good. We’re good."

[A purple memory came through.]

Both: "Whoo. Good job."

Fear: "Thank you. Thank you very much."

Joy: "And we’re back!"

[Joy takes over the control console and Riley continues to play and run around the living room. Riley is sat in her high chair being fed broccoli by her parents]

Dad: "Here we go, alright. Open."

[Inside her mind Riley’s emotions are watching through her eyes]

Joy: "Hm, this looks new."

Fear: "Think it’s safe?"

Sadness: "What is it?"

Disgust: "Okay, caution. There is a dangerous smell, people. Hold on. What is that?"

Joy: [voice-over] "This is Disgust. She basically keeps Riley from being poison, physically and socially."

[As they watch Riley’s dad trying to feed her broccoli]

Disgust: "That is not brightly colored. Or shaped like a dinosaur. Hold on guys. It’s broccoli!"

[She quickly presses the control button on the console and Riley flips the plate of broccoli aside in disgust]

Riley: "Yucky!"

[It lands on her dad's face and also a green memory comes through.]

Disgust: "Well. I just saved our lives."

All: (Sigh in relief).

Disgust: "Yeah, you’re welcome."

Dad: "Riley, if you don’t eat your dinner, you’re not gonna get any dessert."

Anger: "Wait. Did he just say we couldn’t have dessert?"

Joy: [voice-over] "That’s Anger. He cares very deeply about things being fair."

[Anger stomps over to the control console in Riley’s mind]

Anger: "So, that’s how you want to play it, old man! No dessert? Oh, sure! We’ll eat our dinner! Right after you eat this!" [When his Head Ignites, He flips the control as his head blows out fire.]

[Riley starts to throw a tantrum in anger. A red memory orb came through.]

Dad: “Riley, Riley. Here comes an airplane.”

[Anger stops being angry and steps aside]

Anger: "Oh! Airplane. We got an airplane, everybody."

All: "Ooh."

[Riley’s dad manages to use the airplane trick to feed Riley the broccoli and yellow memory orb is formed. Sadness stands next to Joy as they watch Riley being fed by her dad]

Scene 3: Riley's Memories

Joy: [voice-over] "And you’ve met Sadness. She…well, she…"

[We see Riley crying on a variety of days showing Sadness taking over her emotions. Like broken toy, spilled ice cream, tantrum at the store, and wanted out of her car seat.]

Joy: [voice-over] "I’m not actually sure what she does. And I’ve checked, there’s no place for her to go. So, she’s good. We’re good. It’s all great."

[She goes over to the memory orbs]

Joy: [voice-over] "Anyway. These are Riley’s memories. And they are mostly happy if you’ll notice, not to brag."

[She watches a memory of Riley and Maggie going down the slide and she replays it.]

Joy: [voice-over] "But the really important ones are over here."

[She goes over to a hub in the middle of the headquarters.]

Joy: [voice-over] "I don’t want to get too technical but these are called core memories. Each one came from a super important time in Riley’s life. Like when she first scored a goal. It was so amazing."

[We see Riley playing ice hockey with her parents and celebrating after she scores a goal.]

Joy: [voice-over] "And each core memory powers a different aspect of Riley’s personality."

[We see the core memories powering five islands.]

Joy: [voice-over] Like, Hockey Island. Goofball Island is my personal favorite.

[We see memory of Riley as she runs away from her dad as he tries to put clothes on her and she goofballs around to get away from him.]

Joy: [voice-over] "Yup. Goofball is the best. Friendship Island is pretty good too."

[We see Riley and Maggie playing with each other.]

Joy: [voice-over] "Ooh, I love Honesty Island. And that’s the truth."

[We see Riley holding up a hammer and fixing a broken glass.]

Joy: [voice-over] "And of course, Family Island is amazing."

[We see Riley feeding dad a cookie.]

Joy: [voice-over] "The point is, the islands are personality are what make Riley, Riley."

[We see Riley growing up and making memories along the way with Joy being the main organizer.]

Dad: "Good night."

Riley: "Good night Dad."

[Joy watches through Riley eyes as she getting ready to sleep and they closed.]

Joy: "And we’re out. That’s what I’m talking about. Wooh! Another perfect day. Nice job everybody. Let’s get those memories down to long term."

Fear: "Alright. We did not die today. I call that an unqualified success."

[The emotions watch as the memory orbs are taken away]

Joy: [voice-over] "And, that’s it. We love our girl. She’s got great friends and a great house. Things couldn’t be better. After all, Riley is eleven now. What could happen?"

Scene 3: Moving Day

[The next day the emotions watch as Riley’s family house is sold]

Joy: "What?"

All: (Yelping).

[The emotions watch in horror as a removal truck takes the furniture and drives off]

Joy: "Okay. Not what I had in mind."

All: (Screaming).

[Riley and her parents drive to San Francisco]

Joy: "Hey, look! The Golden Gate Bridge! Isn’t that great? It’s not made up of solid gold like we thought, which is kind of a disappointment. But still…"

Fear: "I sure am glad you told me earthquakes are a myth, Joy. Otherwise I’d be terrified right now."

Joy: "Uh…yeah."

[Referring to the cars honking their horns as Riley and her parents are stuck in traffic]

Anger: "These are my kind of people."

Dad: "Alright, just a few more blocks. We’re almost to our new house."

Anger: "Step on it, Daddy."

Disgust: "Why can’t we just live in the smelly car? We’re already been in it forever."

Joy: "Which… actually was really lucky. Because that gave us plenty of time to think about what our new house is going to look like. What? Let’s review the top five daydreams."

[She plays Riley’s fantasy of what their new house will look like, first one is a house with a massive slide going along the side of it]

Fear: "Ooh, that looks safe."

Sadness: "That looks nice."

[Referring to a house made on top of a tree]

Joy: "Ooh, this will be great for Riley. Oh! No, no, no, this one."

[She shows them a house made out of cookies]

Disgust: "Joy, for the last time, she cannot live in a cookie."

[The next house is a castle with a dragon flying above it]

Anger: "That’s the one. It comes with a dragon."

Joy: "Are we getting close? I can feel it. Here it is. Here’s our new house. And…"

[Riley’s dad pulls up outside their new house, Riley gets out of the car and looks up and look clearly disappointed when she sees their house]

Joy: "Maybe, it’s nice on the inside."

[As Riley enters the house, she looks around while the emotions talk in her head. Riley sniffs the air and maons in disgust.]

Anger: "We’re supposed to live here?"

Sadness: "Do we have to?"

Disgust: "I’m telling you, it smells that something died in here."

[A green memory orb appeared.]

Fear: "Can you die from moving?"

Joy: "Guys, you’re overreacting. Nobody is die…"

Disgust: "A DEAD MOUSE!"

[Dissolve to a dead mouse]

Fear: AAAH!!!

Anger: "Great."

Disgust: "I’m gonna be sick."

Fear: "It’s a house of the dead! What are we gonna do? We’re gonna get rabies!"

[Fear jumps onto Anger’s head]

Anger: "Get off of me!"

[Anger blows fire off his head which makes Fear jump off as it sets fire to his backside]

Joy: "All through the drive, Dad talked about how cool our new room is. Let’s go check it out."

Fear: "It’s gonna be great. Yes, yes, yes, yes!"

[Riley quickly goes to see her new room which is just as bad as the rest of the house]

Fear: "No, no, no, no."

Disgust: "I’m starting to envy the dead mouse."

Anger: "Get out the rubber ball. We’re in solitary confinement."

Sadness: "Riley can’t live here."

Anger: "She’s right."

Disgust: "It’s the worst."

Fear: "Really bad."

Disgust: "It’s absolutely the worst."

Anger: "This house stinks."

Disgust: "It’s the worst place I’ve been in my entire life."

Fear: "Oh, yeah."

[Joy looks in dismay as more memory sphere are made based Riley’s feelings on the new house and room]

Joy: "Hey, it’s nothing our butterfly curtains couldn’t fix. I read somewhere that an empty room is an opportunity."

Anger: "Where did you read that?"

Joy: "It doesn’t matter, I read it and it’s great. We’ll put the bed there, and the desk over there."

Fear: "The hockey lamp goes there."

Anger: "Uh, put the chair there."

Joy: "Or the trophy collections."

Fear: "There. Stars! I like that."

Joy: "Now, we’re talking. Let’s go get our stuff from the moving van."

[As Riley goes down to get her stuff from the moving van she overhears her parents.]

Dad: "Well, guess what? The moving van won’t be here until Thursday."

Mom: "You’re kidding."

[As they watch this through Riley’s eyes.]

Fear: "Our van is lost? It’s the worst day ever!"

[Joy watches as Riley makes more bad memories.]

Mom: "You said it would be here yesterday."

Dad: "And I know that’s what I said. That’s what they told me."

Fear: "Mom and Dad are stressed out!"

Anger: "They’re stressed out?"

Someone: "Arguing!"

Fear: "What are we going to do?"

[As Riley watches her parents arguing over the lost van Joy gets an idea.]

Joy: "I’ve got a great idea!"

Mom: "Did you even read the contract?"

[Riley starts playing hockey with a piece of balled up paper]

Riley: "Andersen makes her move. She’s closing in."

Dad: "Hey. Oh no, you’re not."

[Her dad joins in the game.]

Dad: "Oh no. You're not."

Riley: "She's lining up for the shot she shoots and she scores yeah."

All: (Cheering).

Riley: "C'mon Grandma."

Mom: "Ha! Grandma."

[She puts up her hair.]

Joy: "Uh-oh. She's putting her hair up. We're in for it."

[Mom is the guard, and the parents have a pile. A yellow memory orb appeared. The game gets interrupted by a phone call.]

Dad: Sorry, hold on. [he answers the call] Hello?

Joy: Wait. What?

[Riley watches her dad in dismay as he talks on the phone]

Dad: You’re kidding. Alright. Stall for me, I’ll be right there.

[to Riley and her mom]

Dad: The investors are supposed to show up on Thursday, not today. I gotta go.

Mom: It’s okay, we get it.

Dad: You’re the best. Thanks, hon.

[he kisses her and waves to Riley]

Dad: See you, sweetie.

[Dad turns and leaves the house]

Fear: Dad just left us.

Sadness: Oh, he doesn’t love us anymore. That’s sad. I should drive, right?

[as she goes to take over the control console Joy stops her]

Sadness: Joy, what are you doing?

Joy: Uh, just give me one second. Um, you know what I’ve realized? Riley hasn’t had lunch. Remember?

Riley: [to her mom] Hey, I saw a pizza place down the street. Maybe we could try that.

Mom: Pizza sounds delicious.

Fear: Pizza!

Anger: Pizza.

Disgust: Yes, pizza.

Anger: Great idea. Let’s get it.

[Riley and her mom are at the pizza place, the girl at the counter hands over a pizza with broccoli on top]

Fear: What the heck is that?

Joy: Who puts broccoli on pizza!

Disgust: That’s it, I’m done.

Anger: Congratulations San Francisco, you’ve ruined pizza! First the Hawaiians, and now you!

[as Riley and her mom walk back to their house]

Mom: What kind of a pizza place only serves one kind of pizza? Must be a San Francisco thing. Still, it’s not as bad as the soup at that diner in Nebraska.

Riley: Oh, yeah. The spoon stood up in the soup by itself. That was disgusting.

[Joy feels relief as Riley and her mom continue to bond]

Joy: We’re good. Family’s running.

Mom: The drive out was pretty fun, huh? What was your favorite part?

Anger: Spitting out of the car window!

Disgust: Definitely not when Dad was singing.

Fear: Wearing a seat belt.

Joy: Oh, what about the time with the dinosaur?

[Joy quickly brings up the memory on the control console]

Fear: Oh, that’s the one.

[to her mom as she recalls the memory]

Riley: I like that time with the dinosaur, that was pretty funny.

[suddenly Riley’s becomes sad and her memory clouds over]

Joy: Wait, what? What happened?

[the emotions turn to see Sadness touching the memory]

Fear: She did something to the memory.

[Joy takes the memory orb]

Joy: What did you do?

Sadness: I…I just touched it.

Joy: That shouldn’t make it change.

Fear: Oh, change it back, Joy!

Joy: I’m trying.

Anger: You can’t change it back?

Joy: No. I guess I can’t.

Disgust: Good going, Sadness. Now when Riley thinks of that moment with Dad, she’s gonna feel sad. Bravo.

Sadness: I’m sorry, Joy. I don’t really know. I thought maybe if you, if you, I…

Disgust: Joy, we got a stairway coming up.

[Riley and her mom are approaching a large sidewalk stairway]

Joy: Just don’t touch any other memories until we figured out what’s going on.

Sadness: Okay.

Joy: Alright. Get ready. This is the monster railing and we are riding it all the way down.

[Riley gets ready to slide down the banister when she suddenly looks sad and step off]

Joy: Wait, what? What happened?

[suddenly a memory orb slides over and hits Joy on her leg]

Fear: A core memory!

Joy: Oh, no.

[suddenly Goofball Island stops working]

Joy: Sadness, what are you doing?

Sadness: It looked like one was crooked, so I opened it and then it fell out.

[Joy puts the core memory back into its place and Goofball Island starts working again, Riley cheers up and slides down the banister]

Sadness: It’s just that, I wanted to maybe hold one.

[Sadness goes to pick up another memory orb]

Fear: Joy!

[Joy pushes Sadness’s hand up to stop her]

Joy: Woah, woah, woah! Sadness, you nearly touch a core memory. And when you touch them, we can’t change them back!

Sadness: Oh, I know. I’m sorry. Something’s wrong with me. I… it’s like I’m having a break down.

Joy: You’re not having a break down. It’s stress.

Sadness: I keep making mistakes like that. I’m awful.

Joy: No, you’re not.

Sadness: And annoying.

Joy: They, well, uh, you know what? You can’t focus on what’s going wrong. There’s always a way to turn things around, to find the fun.

Sadness: Yeah, find the fun. I don’t know how to do that.

Joy: Okay. Well, try to think of something funny.

Sadness: Um. Oh, remember the funny movie where the dog dies?

Joy: Oh, yeah. That’s not…

Joy: What about that time, with Meg? When Riley laughed so hard, milk came out of her nose.

[Joy starts laughing as she remembers]

Joy: Come on.

Sadness: Yeah, that hurt. It felt like fire. It was awf…

Joy: Okay, okay. Don’t think of that. Let’s try something else. Um, what’re your favorite things to do?

Sadness: My favorite? Um, well, I like it when we’re outside.

Joy: That’s good! Like, there’s the beach and sunshine. Oh, like the time we buried Dad in the sand up to his neck.

Sadness: I was thinking more like rain.

Joy: Rain. Rain is my favorite too! We can stomp around the puddles, you know? There’s cool umbrellas, lightning storms.

Sadness: More like when the rain runs down our back, and makes our shoe soggy. And we get all cold, shivery and everything just starts feeling droopy.

[Sadness falls onto her face crying]

Joy: Oh. Hey, hey, hey. Easy. Why are you crying? It’s…it’s like really the opposite of what we’re going for here.

Sadness: Crying helps me slow down and obsessive over the weight of life’s problems.

Joy: You know what? Let’s, uh, think about something else. How about we read some mind manuals? Huh? Sounds fun.

[she takes Sadness over the manuals]

Sadness: I’ve read most of them.

Joy: Well, have you read this one? This seem interesting.

[she picks up a manual and opens to read it]

Joy: Long Term Memory Retrieval Volume 47.

[she give the manual to Sadness]

Sadness: No.

Joy: Ooh, a real page turner.

[reads from the manual]

Sadness: Long term memory data selection via channels sub-grouping.

Joy: See! Fun already. Oh, you lucky dog. You’re reading these cool things, I gotta go work. Life is so unfair.

[Joy walks off looking worn out from trying to cheer Sadness up. A green memory orb rolls in and Joy's face falls with a groan.Riley walks down the stairs and watches her parents, her mom is busy cleaning up the house and her dad is on the phone with his work]

Riley: Mom, Dad. Come kiss me good night.

Mom: Be right there!

[Riley goes back to her bed looking upset that her parents are so busy]

Fear: Did you hear Dad? He sounded really upset.

[suddenly a car outside goes by with a loud engine making Riley scared]

Fear: What was that? Was it a bear? It’s a bear!

Disgust: There are no bears in San Francisco.

Anger: I saw a really hairy guy, he looked like a bear.

Fear: Ooh, I’m so jumpy. My nerves are shot!

Disgust: Ew! I don’t wanna hear about your nerves.

Anger: I’ll tell you what it is. This move has been a bust.

Fear: That’s what I’ve been telling you guys. There are at least thirty-seven things for Riley to be scared of right now.

Disgust: The smell alone is enough to make her gag.

Anger: I can’t believe Mom and Dad moved us here!

Joy: Look, I get it. You guys have concerns. But we’ve been through worse. Tell you what, let’s make a list of all the things Riley should be happy about.

Anger: Fine. Let’s see. This house stinks. Our room stinks.

Disgust: Pizza is weird here.

Sadness: Our friends are back home.

Fear: And all our stuff is in the missing van.

Joy: Oh, come on. It could be worse.

Disgust: Yeah, Joy. We could be lying on a dirty floor, in a bag.

[we see Riley sleeping on the floor in her sleeping bag]

Joy: Okay, I admit it. We had a rough start. But think of all the good things that…

Anger: No, Joy. There’s absolutely no reason for Riley to be happy right now. Let us handle this.

Fear: I say we skip school tomorrow and lock ourselves in the bedroom.

Disgust: We have no clean clothes. I mean no one should see us

Sadness: Yeah, we could cry until we can’t breathe.

Anger: We should lock the door and scream that curse word we know. It’s a good one!

Joy: Now, hold on. Look, we all have our off days. You know…

[the emotions watch as Riley’s mom comes to her room to say good night]

Mom: Hi, honey.

Anger: The Mom bad news train is pulling in. Toot-toot!

Mom: Still no moving van. Now they’re saying it won’t be here till Tuesday. Can you believe it?

Anger: Toot-toot-toot!

Riley: Where’s Dad?

Mom: On the phone. This new adventure is keeping him pretty busy.

Anger: I rest my case.

Mom: Your Dad’s a little stress, you know, about getting his new company up and running…

[looking disheartened Joy goes to the side while the other emotions take over the controls]

Anger: Now, for a few well place withering scowls.

Mom: I guess all I really want to say is, thank you.

Anger: Huh?

Mom: You know, through all these confusion you’ve stayed… Well, you’ve stayed our happy girl. Your Dad is under a lot of pressure. But, if you and I can keep smiling, it would be a big help. We can do that for him. Right?

Joy: Whoa.

[Joy comes over to take over the controls]

Joy: Well.

[Riley smiles]

Riley: Yeah, sure. What did we do to deserve you?

[she kisses Riley good night, turns off the light and gets up to leave]

Mom: Sweet dreams.

Riley: Good night.

Anger: Well, you can’t argue with Mom. Happy it is.

Disgust: Can’t argue with Mom, that’s true.

Fear: Team Happy. Sounds great.

Disgust: Totally behind you, Joy.

[Riley closes her eyes to sleep]

Joy: Looks like we’re going into REM. I’ve got dream duty so I’ll take care of sending these to long term. Great day today, guys. Oh, sleep well, team Happy.

[The team heads off to bed. Harp music plays.]

Joy: All right. What's on tonight, Dream Production?

[On the screen, a dream comes up.]

[The family flies happily through the air in the car. They land in front of the house...]

Dad: Well, this is it. The new place.

[...except it's haunted! Organ music. Ghosts howling. The dead mouse rises up into frame.]

Mouse: Come live with me, Riley. [grunts]

Bear: Somebody order a broccoli pizza?

Pizza Guy 1: Eat me!

Pizza Guy 2: I'm organic!

[after Joy sees that Riley is having a nightmare about her move the new house and city]

Joy: [sighs] No! Who is in charge of programming down there? I know I’m not supposed to do this, but…

[she turns off Riley’s nightmare]

Joy: We are not going to end the day like this.

[Joy brings up a core memory so that Riley can dream ice skating with her family]

Joy: Don’t you worry. I’m going to make sure that tomorrow is another great day. I promise.

[the next morning Joy is playing "Reveille" on the accordion to wake up the other emotions]

Joy: Hello. Did I wake you?

Anger: Do you have to play that?

Joy: Well, I have to practice. And I don’t think of it as playing so much as hugging.

[she throws the accordion aside]

Joy: Okay, first day of school. Very, very exciting. I was up late last night figuring out a new plan. Here it is! Fear, I need a list of all the possible negative outcomes on the first day at a new school.

Fear: Way ahead of you there. Does anyone know how to spell meteor?

Joy: Disgust, make sure Riley stands out today. But also blends in.

Disgust: When I’m through, I think you're look so good, the other things will look at their own outfits and barf.

Joy: [to herself] Joy. Yes, Joy. You’ll be in charge of the console, keeping Riley happy all day long. And may I add, I love your dress, it’s adorable. Oh, this old thing. Thank you so much. I love the way it twirls.

[spots the train heading towards them]

Joy: Train of Thought, right on schedule. Anger, unload the daydreams. I ordered extra, in case things get slow in class.

Anger: Might come in handy, if this new school is full of boring, useless classes. Which it probably will be.

Joy: Oh, Sadness. I have a super important job just for you.

Sadness: Really?

Joy: Um-hmm. Follow me.

[Joy draws a circle with a chalk around where Sadness is standing]

Sadness: What are you doing?

Joy: And there, perfect. This is the circle of sadness. Your job is to make sure that all the sadness stays inside of it.

Sadness: So, you want me just to stand here?

Joy: Hey, it’s not my place to tell you how to do your job. Just make sure that all the sadness stays in the circle. See! You’re a pro at this. Isn’t this fun?

Sadness: No.

Joy: ‘At a girl.

Joy: Alright everyone, fresh start. We are going to have a good day which will turn into a good week, which will turn into a good year, which turns into a good life!

[they watch as Riley’s mom helps her to get off to school]

Mom: So, big day. New school. New friends. Huh?

Riley: I know. I’m kind of nervous, but I’m mostly excited. How do I look? Do you like my shirt?

Mom: Very cute. You gonna be okay? You want us to walk with you?

Disgust: Mom and Dad, with us in public. No, thank you.

Joy: Yep, I’m on it.

[she presses a button the console]

Riley: Nope, I’m fine. Bye Mom. Bye Dad.

Dad: Have a good day in school, monkey.

[Riley starts doing a monkey impression and her parent join in]

Mom: Have a great day, sweetheart.

[Riley is sat in class in her new school and notices some girls talking]

Disgust: Okay, we’ve got a group of cool girls at two o’clock.

Joy: How do you know?

Disgust: Double ears pierce, infinity scarf.

Joy: Woah. Is she wearing eye shadow?

Disgust: Yeah. We want to be friends with them.

Joy: Let’s go talk to them.

Disgust: Are you kidding? We’re not talking to them! We want them to like us.

Joy: Oh. Yeah. Wait, what?

Fear: Almost finished with the potential disasters. Worst scenario is either quicksands, spontaneous combustion or getting called on by the teacher. So as long as none of those happens…

[back in school, Riley’s teacher enters the classroom]

Teacher: Okay, everybody. We have a new student in class today.

Fear: Are you kidding me! Out of the date! This is not happening!

Teacher: Riley, would you like to tell us something about yourself?

Fear: No! Pretend we can’t speak English.

Joy: Don’t worry, I got this.

[with Joy controlling the console, Riley stands to introduce herself to the class]

Riley: My name is Riley Andersen. I’m from Minnesota and now I live here.

Teacher: And how about Minnesota? Can you tell us something about it? Well you certainly get a lot more snow than we do.

[the teacher laughs and Joy starts laughing too]

Joy: She’s hilarious.

Riley: Yeah, it gets pretty cold. The lake freezes over, and that’s when we play hockey. I’m on a great team; we’re called the Prairie dogs. My friend, Meg plays forward and my Dad’s the coach. Pretty much everyone in my family skates; it’s kind of a family tradition. We go out on the lake almost every weekend.

[suddenly her memory of skating with her parents turns sad]

Riley: Or, we did till I moved away.

Disgust: Hey. What gives?

Fear: What?

[the emotions turn and see Sadness is touching one of Riley’s core memories again]

Joy: Hey, Sadness! You touched a memory? We talked about this.

Sadness: Oh, yeah, I know. I’m sorry.

Joy: Get back in your circle. [she tries to get the core memory out but it’s stuck] What’s going on?

Fear: Get it out of there, Joy.

Joy: Why won't it eject?

[back in class, Riley gets sadder, nearly in tears]

Riley: We used to play tag and stuff.

Disgust: Cool kids whispering at three o’clock.

Fear: Did you see that look? They’re judging us!

[Riley cries in class as she feels sadder]

Riley: But, everything is different now. Since we moved.

Fear: Oh, no! We’re crying! At school!

[Joy sees Sadness on the console]

Joy: What? Sadness, what are you doing?

[Joy pulls Sadness away from the console]

Sadness: Oh, I’m sorry. I’m, oh.

[suddenly a blue core memory drops down]

Fear: It’s a core memory.

Disgust: But it’s blue.

[as the core memory is going towards the core memory holder]

Joy: No! Wait! Stop it! No!

[Joy grabs the sad core memory and tries to dispose of it]

Sadness: Joy, no. That’s a core memory!

[Sadness tries to take it from Joy]

Joy: Hey! Stop it! Let go!

Sadness: Don’t! Wait!

[in trying to pull away from Sadness Joy knocks down the other core memories]

Fear: The core memories!

[this shuts down the personality islands and as Joy tries to put the core memories back she, Sadness and the core memories are sucked through the memory tube and sent to the rest of Riley’s mind]

[back in class Riley sits back down]

Teacher: Thank you, Riley. I know it can be tough moving to a new place, but we are happy to have you here. Alright, everyone. Get out you history books and turn to chapter 7.

[back in headquarters, Anger, Fear and Disgust are left alone looking shocked]

Anger: Can I say that curse word now?

[Joy and Sadness exit the tube and find themselves in long term memory]

Joy: Where are we? Long term memory? Wait.

[Joy finds the personality islands have shut down]

Joy: Goofball Island?

Sadness: Riley’s islands of personality, they’re all down! Oh, this is bad.

Joy: We…we can fix this. We just have to get back to Headquarters, plug the core memories in and Riley will be back to normal.

Sadness: Oh. Riley has no core memories. No personality islands and no… Oh.

Joy: What? What is it?

Sadness: You. You’re not in Headquarters. Without you, Riley can’t be happy. We gotta get you back up there.

Joy: I’m coming, Riley.

[they start running to make their way back to headquarters]

[Riley and her parents are sitting, having dinner]

Mom: So, as it turns out the green trash can is not recycling, it’s for greens, like compose and egg shells. And the blue one is recycling, and the black one is trash.

Disgust: Riley is acting so weird. Why is she acting so weird?

Anger: What did you expect? All the islands are down.

Disgust: Joy would know what to do.

Fear: That’s it. Until she gets back, we just do what Joy would do.

Disgust: Great idea. Anger, Fear, Disgust. How are we supposed to be happy?!

[the emotion watch through Riley’s eyes again]

Mom: Hey, Riley. I’ve got good news. I found a junior hockey league, right here, in San Francisco. And get this, tryouts are tomorrow after school. What luck, right?

Fear: Hockey?

Disgust: Uh-oh. What do we do?

Fear: Guys, th…this… Here, you pretend to be Joy.

[he moves Disgust to stand by the console]

Mom: Wouldn’t it be great to be back out on the ice?

[Disgust touches a button on the console and Riley’s answer comes out as sarcastic]

Riley: Oh, yeah. That sounds fantastic.

[to Disgust]

Fear: What was that? That wasn’t anything like Joy!

Disgust: Ah…because I’m not Joy.

Fear: Yeah, no kidding.

[insides Mom’s mind her emotions discuss Riley’s sarcastic response]

Mom’s Sadness: Did you guys pick up on that?

[the other emotion agree]

Mom’s Disgust: Something's wrong.

Mom’s Anger: Should we ask her?

[to Mom’s Joy, who is controlling the console]

Mom’s Sadness: Let’s probe, but keep it subtle so she doesn’t notice.

Mom: [to Riley] So, how was the first day of school?

Anger: She’s probing us.

Disgust: I’m done. You pretend to be Joy.

Fear: [she pushes Fear towards the console] What? Okay. Uh, hmm.

[he presses a button on the console and Riley replies to her mother with doubt]

Riley: It was fine, I guess. I don’t know.

Disgust: [to Fear] Oh, very smooth. That was just like Joy.

Mom’s Anger: Something is definitely is going on.

Mom’s Disgust: She’s never acted like this before. What should we do?

Mom’s Sadness: We’re gonna find out what’s happening, but we’ll need support.

[to Mom’s Joy]

Mom’s Sadness: Signal the husband.

[trying to get Dad’s attention]

Mom: Ahem.

[inside Dad’s mind we see he’s distracted as his emotions are watching the memory of a hockey game]

Mom: Ahem!

[Dad notices Mom trying to get his attention]

Dad’s Anger: Uh-oh. She’s looking at us. What did she say?

Dad’s Fear: What? Oh, sorry, sir. No one was listening.

Dad’s Anger: Is it garbage night? Uh, we let the toilet seat up. What? What is it, woman? What?!

[referring to dad]

Mom’s Disgust: He’s making that stupid face again.

Mom’s Anger: I could strangle him right now!

Mom’s Sadness: [to Mom’s Joy] Signal him again.

[Mom gets dad’s attention and he suddenly realizes what she wants him to do]

Dad: Ah, so, Riley, how was school?

Mom’s Joy: Seriously?

Mom’s Sadness: You got to be kidding me.

Mom’s Anger: For this, we gave up that Brazilian helicopter pilot?

[moving Disgust and Fear aside from the console]

Anger: Move! I’ll be Joy.

[he presses a button on the console and Riley replies to dad in a snarky angry way]

Riley: School was great. Alright?

Mom: Riley, is everything okay?

[Riley rolls her eyes and sighs]

Dad’s Fear: Sir, she just rolled her eyes at us.

Dad’s Anger: What is her deal? Alright, make a show of force. I don’t want to have to put the foot down.

Dad’s Fear: No. Not the foot.

Dad: Riley, I do not like this new attitude.

Anger: Oh, I’ll show you attitude, old man.

Fear: No. No, no, no. Stay happy!

[Anger punches Fear to the side and bangs the console button]

[Riley answer back to her dad in anger]

Riley: What is your problem? Just leave me alone!

Dad’s Fear: Sir, reporting high level of sass.

Dad’s Anger: Take it to DEFCON 2.

Dad’s Fear: You heard that, gentlemen. DEFCON 2.

Dad: Listen, young lady. I don’t know where this disrespectful attitude came from...

Anger: You want a piece of this, pops? Come and get it!

[Riley’s Anger goes into overdrive]

Riley: Yeah. Well…well...

Dad’s Anger: Here it comes. Prepare the foot!

[to Dad’s Disgust]

Dad’s Fear: Keys, to safety position.

[they turn the keys on the console to unlock the foot]

Dad’s Fear: Ready to launch on your command, sir.

[Anger pulls the lever, the top of his head erupting in flames, and Riley snaps at her dad]

Riley: JUST SHUT UP!!

Dad’s Anger: Fire!

[Dad’s Fear pushes the red button that releases the foot down]

Dad: That’s it! Go to your room. Now!

[Riley stomps to her room in anger]

Dad’s Fear: The foot is down! The foot is down!

[Dad’s other emotions cheer]

Dad’s Anger: Good job, gentlemen. That could’ve been a disaster.

[after dad has told Riley off]

Mom’s Sadness: Well, that was a disaster.

[Mom’s Anger brings up the core memory of the Brazilian helicopter pilot]

Helicopter Pilot: Come. Fly with me, gatinha.

[Mom’s emotions all sigh in longing]

[Riley gets inside the room and angrily slams the door; inside her mind, a brief tremor shakes Family Island]

[back with Joy and Sadness who have gone through Goofball Island and are contemplating the bridge connecting the island to Headquarters]

Sadness: We’re gonna walk out there, on that?

Joy: It’s the quickest way back.

Sadness: But it's over the Memory Dump. If we fall, we’ll be forgotten forever.

Joy: We have to do this for Riley. Just follow my footsteps. [as she starts walking on the narrow bridge] Not that high. It’s totally fin… [she looks down and starts to get woozy from the height and nearly falls]

[later as Riley is sulking in her room dad comes to check on her]

Dad: Hey. So, uh, things got a little out of hand downstairs. Do you want to talk about it? *Come on. Where’s my happy girl? Monkey. [he attempts to goof around making monkey noises to cheer Riley up]

Anger: Whoa. He’s trying to start up Goofball.

[the emotions go over to look at Goofball Island but it’s still shut down, as the core memories are missing it’s unable to activate, and instead crumbles and falls into the abyss, nearly taking Joy and Sadness with it]

Dad: I get it. You need some alone time. We’ll talk later.

[he leaves the room]

Disgust: We have a major problem.

Fear: Oh, Joy. Where are you?

[back with Joy and Sadness]

Sadness: We lost Goofball Island. That means she can lose Friendship and Hockey and Honesty and Family. You can fix this. Right, Joy?

Joy: I… Uh, I don’t know.

Sadness: Oh.

Joy: But we have to try. Okay, come on. Riley’s gone to sleep. Which is a good thing, when you think about it. Because nothing else bad could happen when she’s asleep. We’ll be back to Headquarters fore she wakes up. We’ll just go across Friendship Island.

[as the look across]

Sadness: Oh, we’ll never make it.

Joy: No, no. No, no, no, no. Don’t obsess over the weight of life’s problems! Remember the funny movie where the dog dies!

[Sadness suddenly collapses]

Emily: Sonic, we Good Parents.

Sonic: Let's watch Paw Patrol: Mighty pups.


Emily: Ok